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whimizera-me · 8 months

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Oh I'm sorry maybe if the price of basement children went down I wouldn't have to up the prices of lavender to support myself 😒😒😒

#whimizera posts #unreality #ig #basement children #its an inside joke

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randomfandom-3 · 11 months

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an actual text message my girlfriend sent me

“bro we should get like a ton of little children, lock them in a basement and make them fight for their freedom but whoever wins will realize the basement door was unlocked the whole time so they became a murderer for nothing and after that we report them to the police to just absolutely fuck up their lives”. Kay, see why i love her?💍💐

#Basement children #my girlfriends texts #Kids #god i love her #so proud of my girl

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bluerosefox · 24 days

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Once again. A new DPxDC idea/prompt.

(Deaged! Danny, Dan, Ellie, and Jazz!)

Enjoy my random ideas.

Look.

Selina....

Selina wasn't expecting this when she decided to have some fun and do what she does best.

She just meant to sweet talk her way into Master's gala/party. Flirt and get info, maybe some blackmail. Steal away the rare cat themed artifact he had recently gotten (and also steal away his actual cat, such a lovely little diva it is too). then she was going to disappear into the night like always.

So...

Selina casted her eyes into the mirror of her car and could see the tiny children she had rescued from Master's hidden basement lab. All but one was asleep, the oldest out of them, although she seemed to be losing that fight from the way her head was falling forward, eyes closing but would jerk herself back awake when she realized she was falling asleep.

Curled up as hard and as much as they could towards the little redhead was three dark haired children, Selina mused that they'd fit right in with Bruce and his little bats/birds.

Two were near identical boys, though one seemed to be much paler than the other and if she remembered right one had red eyes and the other had blue, and the last one of the sleeping kids was a tiny toddler, a girl she heard was named 'Ellie' from the others.

Selina took note that the red head, Jazz, had finally fallen asleep a few minutes later. With a deep breath as she drove further and further away from that... that insane Fruitloop (she overheard the two boys call him that as they ran to her car) Master's place, she blindly reached for her phone and pressed a single digit on the screen, knowing it will connect to her car and call up the only person she can trust to help her with this.

"Selina." came the gravely voice after a single ring, sounds like she caught him on patrol but he seemed to be in a spot where he was okay to say her actual name over coms or she caught him before his night shift started.

"Hello Darling, I need your help with some kittens I found and to help me... Put away their terrible old owner."

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #deaged danny #deaged dan #deaged danielle #deaged jazz #Selina found the deaged Fentons in Vlad's lab basement #she was there to just steal some cat artifact her intel told her he had #she wasn't expecting the children. nor to see them with collars that apparently kept them 'in check' if they used their powers #thankfully Vlad was focused on keeping their ghost powers under his control. He was too blinded to think of stopping mundane ways to escape #aka Selina lockpicking the collars and getting the kids out of the basement without powers/abilities #PERSONAL Headcanon for this AU. Good Fenton parents that took in both Dan and Ellie after good reveal. Still bad Vlad.#Vlad got MEGA jealous at the 'perfect family' and set up something that destroyed the Fenton portal. Got Jack and Maddie killed.#and got the kids deaged. AND the explosion sent them to the DCverse.#Vlad decided to begin anew in the DCverse. started using his powers to gain money again and put collars on the kids to keep them 'in check'#He's going to be in MEGA trouble when Selina brings attention to him.#Cause Bruce isn't going to happy.

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erynalasse · 8 months

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I wonder when the Noldor looked around at their dwindling numbers and realized that they were dying faster than they could ever keep up with.

#tolkien #silmarillion #I actually have a lot of feelings about this #because the noldor that come over from Valinor are pretty much all you get for the first age’s long war #birth rates are also in the basement if they exist at all #elves don’t have children during war #even if the siege of Angband is peaceful enough to relax that custom #I still don’t think you would have many children #elves have known war before - we know they did before the great journey #but it’s also got to be sobering to realize that your casualty rates are literally unsustainable #(like so #the house of finwë probably isn’t a representative sample of casualty rates #but damn the big picture still can’t be good #we have one grandchild of finwë who survives to the second age out of fifteen and that’s a very very bad rate)#what does that DO to a people group #to go from immortal and undying #to accepting that your whole clan is getting whittled down chunk by chunk #when did they start realizing that even if they beat Morgoth #they wouldn’t recognize the survivors

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cometblaster2070 · 3 months

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milton grimm is an accurate depiction of a shitty high school teacher because he was really out here pushing 50 or smth beefing with a 15-year-old and actively working to ensure her life was ruined.

#ever after high #eah #eah shitpost #shitpost #milton grimm #raven queen #ive been thinking about him a lot lately can you tell #ALSO #this is disregarding the fact that like #he's been out here traumatizing literally HUNDREDS of children prior to raven #he's ruined countless lives #caused irreparably mental anguish to not only several students BUT ALSO HIS BROTHER #WHOM HE LOCKED IN A BASEMENT #i dont even KNOW how many laws he's out here violating like #why can't baba yaga just boil him in a stew like #just for kicks

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watermelon-candy11 · 3 months

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Mesmerizer drawing that took 8:08 hours!

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notbecauseofvictories · 4 months

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went to a cousin's high school graduation party today, and never before have I felt so old as when I went to take a picture and (gently!) suggested everybody hide their beers, only to watch a bunch of 18 year olds just....sweep dozens of empty cans onto the floor.

also they have terrible taste in beer.

#I am pleased for thinking on my feet and telling my cousin that if he and his buddies would give me 5 pictures I would go away #they gave me five pictures and I went away #(this is because my aunt pressed me into service; she wanted pictures of The Children #but was not brave enough to venture into the basement herself)#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge

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proselles · 28 days

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i havent met a single megumi hater who didn't miss the entire point of the fucking manga

#the point of jjk is to allow children innocence #without burdening them with the ridiculous complexities and nonsense of the adult world #not making people fight battles for you etc #“why is megumi so unmotivated” HE DOESNT WANT TO BE HERE #he feels a) protective of his sister and b) indebted to gojo thats IT #“whys megumi so depressed he needs to be better”#i hate u specifically hes fifteen hes watched everyone ranging from people he loves to mildly likes die brutally #hes a sorcerer for the same reason im a pharmacist im good enough at it and i dont want my family to be poor #its apparently too much for the basement dwellers to image a fantasy world where people dont want to be forced to fight #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #megumi fushiguro #tsumiki fushiguro #gojo satoru #my posts #text post #ik theres a better way to put what im trying to say #every time i see a megumi hater its always oh hes useless in fights or oh hes depressed #genuinely i hope you get media literacy skills one day

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crimeronan · 7 months

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thinking abt amity somehow finding luz and hunter in this timeline... insane.

shes at the door and her and hunter immediately start cursing at each other like??? what the fuck?? and since i bet amity would be in her scout uniform, i think camila would make some quick deductions. (they sent a child to kidnap my children? hello?)

but then luz comes at the door and is like "!!! amity!!!! :D" and instead of hunters usual insane protectiveness hes. oddly ok with this? and it takes exactly five seconds of amity and luz looking at each other for camila to pick up some vibes. (is the cult.. not homophobic? is this why her and hunter arent a thing? (shes wrong but efforts appreciated))

thinking about camila trying to glean the specifics of luz and hunter's paramilitary bunker doomsday death basement cult through context clues is So Fucking Funny. this poor woman. she's like statistically speaking they were almost certainly fundie christians but like. WERE THEY NOT FUNDIE CHRISTIANS??? luz doesn't even know who jesus IS.

i think if amity showed up at the door, after everyone had been introduced and it was established that there was no danger, camila would privately sit luz down and be like, "okay. luz. baby. you know i don't push you to share things you aren't ready to, you know i want you to feel safe and comfortable here above everything else. but luz. if there's, like. an entire schoolyard worth of kidnapped children living out in your former basement being tortured by a cult somewhere. Do You Understand Why I Need You To Tell Me About That,"

#camila having gleaned that hunter had SOME kind of genetic tie to the cult leader or whatever #and being like okay. he and luz Must have been the only kids there because they sort of. very clearly only had each other as peers #these are not children who were socialized with other children.#these are children who were locked in a basement together for 13 years.#amity shows up and camila is like okay. actually i think maybe 80% of unsolved missing childrens cases in new england are tied to this #i'm about to go full conspiracy nut. i'm gonna download the true crime podcasts about you luz. please for the love of GOD #LUZ. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IF THERE ARE A BUNCH OF KIDNAPPED CHILDRNE IN A BASEMENT I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT RIHGT #poor camila. she's trying SO HARD.#replies #toh #princess luz au #princess luz au worst timeline #shitty idiot repression gang #horrible mindscape trauma pals #and who is that other witch #camila noceda

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jcforsapphics · 2 years

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I don't think I'm physically able to get over andi mack. It's hard for me to explain in words just how much it meant to me. god I can spend forever talking about this show.

#it's been so long but god I just started rewatching and #god I miss my children so much #should I start posting fics again #andi mack #cyrus goodman #buffy driscoll #tj kippen #jonah beck #tyrus #cal's basement

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therawfishthatdraws · 7 months

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Posting here feels a bit more ,, relaxed? a bit more chill? compared to where I usually post bc I don't worry much about how nice my profile looks like HAHA so here's some more old Sky art I'm planning on redrawing one day.

Started this one on April 9 2022 and finished it on the 19th! This was a warmup as well as a rendering test :]

Here's a version without the snow + before/after rendering and the veery rough concept for it

And as a treat, more unrelated Samekh stuff under the cut 🦈

In order we have; test doodles of the twins from Feb 2, Sah fullbody that I am not too fond of (whoops) from Nov 8, and a teaser post for a Samekh-centric twt account I never continued at all (💀) from Aug 5. All from 2022!

Honestly I might pick SamekhPosting up again one day lol, perhaps on tumblr? Seems like a solid art posting + Samekh enthusiast gathering place haha

But that's for another day. This is all the food I have to feed you all and it's preheated fridge leftovers from 2 years ago unfortunately, but I do hope it brought some of you a sliver of joy at the very least!

That will be all from me today, farewell tumblr fish nation~ 🐟

#rawfishart #samekh #valley elders #valley elder #valley of triumph #sky elders #sky children of the light #sky cotl #sky: cotl #what else can I tag this as uhh #art #artists on tumblr #haha I miss drawing these two actually #I miss the twins in general </3 #like so much.#tgc when are you releasing the elders out of your basement #im clawing at their office doors like a feral beast in desperate need of malnourishment

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lesbiankoby · 17 days

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i love silly time travel stories i think we should inflict kyrie and nero with the peggy sue stick so they can awkwardly attempt to conspire against credo because he’s too stupid to tell about the demonic time travel stuff while credo is like oh whatever my wretched sister & nero are up too is going to give me a headache huh [pained headache even before they run away]

#desperately trying to figure out a chain of events that doesn’t involve asking dante for help #it. doesn’t work. sorry man 😭#dmc tag #dante wakes up to two deeply unsettling ten year olds staring at him. why are children so scary #it turns out vergil actually is in the basement which like NOBODY excepted or knew about

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glutenfreehimbo · 6 months

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Reblog and poorly describe your ttrpg characters in the tags

#idk we fished this tin can out of the ocean and now it won’t stop electrocuting shit #i hope youre good with children cause this baby likes to drink and play with knives #regina george’s goth phase #a literal gay stereotype who is too nice to even raise a fist at a fly #indiana jones and the depths of the black market #you poor damaged man youre dumb as a sack of rocks and hit like one too #a young dale gribble living in his moms basement who cannot wrap his head around the concept of demons or canada #call of cthulhu #dnd #ttrpg #motw

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harmcityherald · 2 months

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