#CARL JR

[unsmudgethevoid]

Now we know what happened to Carl Jr... Predathos..

[landositos]

obsessed - insta au

carlos sainz insta au.

you like to take photos of your boyfriend everytime and everywhere.

a/n: my english is not that good so i'm really sorry if i made a mistake tysm.

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yourusername photo dump of carlos 🫶🏻

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carlossainz55 the last photo...

smootoperator what happend to him in the last one 😭😭

charles_leclerc good loking

scuderiaferrari our visual driver

sainzzz_ okay but the second photo>>>>>

yourusername insta stories

carlossainz55 insta stories

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yourusername my smooth operator

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carlossainz55 why is the cow sad?

yourusername she was moooooo-dy

scuderiaferrari i feel like the cow now

yourusername why? 💔 scuderiaferrari just a bad day without carlos 😔

landonorris y/n give me credits for the 1st photo

yourusername no.

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carlossainz55 i had my revenge

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yourusername THE FIRST PHOTO 😭

scuderiaferrari our queen 👑

stqry/n she still looking pretty 😔

f1news we love this 🫶🏻

[sleepystarb0y]

30 day agere moodboards :: 10) your favourite book (can be a kids book or big kid book) - brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?

[forgeofthenine]

Nsfw headcanons about Dammons tail

As requested, the nsfw sequel to my other list of tail headcanons. This still isn't even all the ideas I have about this mans tail so I might end up doing a part three at some point. Entirely gender neutral terms are used, as usual.

TW: light bondage, is tail sucking something I need to warn about?

You can't tell me this man doesn't have such a dirty mind, anyone that's explored his bedroom in his baldurs gate forge knows exactly what I'm getting at. Dammon is majorly repressed and what's a better cure than his wonderful partner :)

He's all lean muscle from his work as a blacksmith and his tail is no different, all muscle and nerves. His tail and horns are definitely erogenous zones and you'd better use that to your advantage.

In saying all that, him binding you with his tail. That's it, that's the post.

Just imagine, his hand on the middle of your back pressing your chest into the bed, and his tail moving to wrap around your ankle and pull it so your legs open more for him. Dammon using it like a third hand to tug and bend and shift you exactly how he wants, displayed beautifully for him on your shared bed.

The way he could use it to hold your wrists together behind your back, leaving both his hands free to roam over your body instead. There's no need for rope or handcuffs with this man around, his tail does it all and is much better.

Do you remember what I said about it being an erogenous zone? Suck his tail. When you want to see him melt, or even just tease him a bit, lick the pointed tip of his tail before taking it between your lips. Look him in the eyes as you do it and he might just die right then and there.

Just don't blame him if you work him up until he's thrusting it down your throat. What did you expect after teasing him that much?

He loves seeing his partner taking his tail so well, being so good for him and making him feel so good, I can see him picking tail play over blowjobs depending on his mood on any given day.

Dammon would love tail grinding and teasing you with his tail. Him helping you straddle his tail, maybe he lays it over his thigh and helps hold you up, hands pulling on your hips as you press down against the warm muscle. The way it shifts against you, pressing up slightly as you roll your hips. Don't forget the sweet noises Dammon makes, low groans under his breath, cut off whimpers, a low purr that rumbles through his chest.

He teases you too, comming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your middle, crowding you against a counter or a bookshelf, maybe even his own anvil once he's cleaned up at the end of the day. You know exactly where his mind is as soon as you feel his tail tracing up your body, slipping around your thigh and pressing up and in between your legs. Foreplay some days is this man's hands on your chest, his tail pressed between your legs for you to grind on, his own hips pressing forward into your ass, and his hellishly hot breath ghosting over your throat as he pants.

[ashyy-slashyy]

happy transgender visibility day to every bruce campbell character because i said so (especially you, ashley joanna williams. you're on here twice for a reason)

(brisco gif is made by @shockyhorror !!!)

[mijchi]

Discovering Detroit (2018)

[allthingslouferrignojr]

Carl's Jr commercial

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Hardee's changed its name to Carl's Jr. in several regions due to controversy surrounding their "Barbecue Chimp Burger" which drove the North American Umaminobo extinct. Their slogan for the burger, "Feed Your Eeeeeeeeee!" was also considered offensive by environmentalists.

[richonnesbitch]

The one and only Grimes Family ❤️

[citizenscreen]

1931 portrait of Carl Laemmle, Jr., General Manager of Universal Pictures

[rougejaunebleu]

Carl Pickhardt Jr. Abstraction #134 Black + Blue on White c. 1956-1957 acrylic on canvas stretched on wood 30 1/2 x 26 1/8 inches

[carldoonan]

This Sappy Li’l Sapling says: “I wuv my papa vewy much. Some day I’m-a gwow up big and stwong just wike him so Koiby can beat ME up evewy few years.” 🌱🥹🌳

[putting-rick-in-places]

Take him OUT of those jars and put that poor man in a warm pot of soup so he can simmer pleasantly

This is EXACTLY what he needed. Burger from Carl’s Jr, brandless beer, and some nice warm soup <3

[edit: I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS WESTERN BACON NOW WHEN I MADE THIS AIDJFJDJSK]

[finleyforevermore]

A collection of out of context quotes from Off-Book: The Improvised Musical Podcast because it is criminally underrated and more people need to know about it:

"Relax, you're at the lake-[WHEEZE]"

"My name's not Vanessa, it's Li'l Fossil!"

"Who do I gotta eat to be king of this town?"

"I'm an empath, but I'm not good at it."

"It's hard to be married to a guy that everyone respects."

"I'm going to smoke several packs of cigarettes!"

"Congratulations, you successfully stole that baby!"

"Everyone get your sweaters off."

"I was about to be inwardly sad, but outwardly brave."

"What do you mean "he's fine"? He's dead!"

"She's as stupid as that Sally Fields!"

"We're all gonna die soon."

"Buy a stupid little sack for your baby!"

"When you're looking at a microwave, that's not a microwave, it's basically dirt!"

"It's you!....say what you are!"

"When you were born, you came tumbling out."

"You can't just call upon a Ratatouille, like, a Ratatouille has to happen to you, you know?"

"Which war was it?"

"Tombathy, if I wanted a silver gear, I would have been born a poor person!"

"I don't know you anymore. I'm famous now."

"I gotta take a sip of liquid death-"

"But honestly, you know what might solve that?: patricide."

"How does a hot chocolate man have his own camera?"

"You can't stop the war that's about to begin!"

"My best friend is a 6 foot tall mouse!"

"I haven't heard you call me 'treasure' since 1992." "Yeah, that's probably when you started calling me John."

"Julia Roberts knows how to not upstage."

"Yeah, fuck you pigeon, I don't like you at all."

"Which came first? My dreams or these eggs?"

"No, it's because my father broke everything that started with K in the house one Christmas."

"No one's ever seen your face except for your wife? How did you grow up?" [....QUEUE SONG]

"I now pronunce this high school...dead."

"Stop that baby! She's headed to the stairs!

"You wanna know the story with Santa and his marriage?"

[newyorkthegoldenage]

After her 1957 singles' victory in Wimbledon, Harlem's Althea Gibson is greeted by her mother at Idlewild (now JFK) Airport. She was the first Black champion in the tournament's 80-year history.

Photo: Carl T. Gosset, Jr. for the NY Times