#CISSNEI

[rottenpumpkin13]

Who does more shenanigans: SOLDIER or the Turks.

Tseng: I find questions such as these highly unproductive, as they assume that both our SOLDIERs and the operatives from the General Affairs Department display juvenile behavior in the workplace.

*Zack appears in the background having a full on brawl with Reno and Rude*

Tseng: SOLDIER has highly trained operatives, such as Sephiroth, who take their jobs very seriously.

*Sephiroth rushes in and assists Zack in the fight*

Tseng: Not to mention that the program is headed by Director Lazard, a highly competent man who is worthy of respect.

*Lazard appears and tries to separate the fight by beating them all with a broom*

Tseng: Furthermore, the Vice President is heavily involved in the Investigation Sector's affairs, and he would never allow such a juvenile display.

*Rufus is instigating the fight by throwing gil coins into the brawl*

Tseng: Moreover, there is no hostility between the two departments whatsoever.

*Genesis and Cissnei roll by on the ground having a cat fight*

Tseng: I want to turn around so bad but I ran out of anti-anxiety medication this morning.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Cissnei: Aww he's so cute!

Zack: Thanks, he's a rescue.

Cloud: Stop calling me that.

[sherbet-requiem]

[emeraldblonde]

Zack shooting his shot in CCR

Bonus:

[crylin]

summer time~ 🏖️🔫💦

[aliyahali]

[accala]

Zack Fair had:

A girl who spent 4 years pining after him to the point she chased an afterimage of him (Aerith)

A girl who looked after his parents and his hometown due to sheer guilt and devotion (Cissnei)

A boy who spent 4 years trying to find him after he went missing (Kunsel)

And a boy who adopted his entire being and became his legacy after his death (Cloud)

Zack Fair was NOT playing.

[rocketbirdie]

ready to call it a day?

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3]

[priceofreedom]

"She initially visited Gongaga after the reactor exploded as part of the relief effort, then ended up calling the village her home." Crisis Core Reunion vs. Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth

[rottenpumpkin13]

we need more Tseng content

Out Of Context Things Tseng Has Seen Around The Shinra Building

• Reeve walking into a board meeting with a paintball gun, going "This is no longer a safe space."

• Sephiroth and Chadley playing darts with cutout of Professor Hojo's head as the target.

• Rufus, Cissnei, Zack and Lazard playing soccer with the decapitated head of the President Shinra statue.

• Cait Sith and Sephiroth wearing matching friendship bracelets.

• Zack Fair screaming, hanging onto Dark Star's leash, being dragged around the Skyview Hall after a failed attempt at walking them.

• Reno and Rude attempting to domesticate a raccoon that had collar with the name "Princess" on it.

• Lazard beating Heidegger with a rolled up magazine, also during a board meeting.

• Angeal, panicked, heading into the elevator holding a fully grown cannabis plant while going "shit shit shit shit shit shit shit"

• During an interdepartmental meeting in the auditorium, the turks and SOLDIERs sitting on opposite sides, trash talking each other. What shocked Tseng was Sephiroth flashing Reno the middle finger.

• Cloud Strife braiding Sephiroth's hair. Genesis approached and began teasing them for being childish. Cloud calmly finished the braid before beating Genesis with it (repeatedly).

• Lazard and Rufus carrying a coffin at either end. Fearing the worse, Tseng intercepted them and demanded that they open it. Inside he found Sephiroth (alive). When asked what he was doing, Sephiroth replied "serving as a practice dummy"

• Scarlett walking in Genesis' direction, followed by Genesis diving under a nearby table, followed by Sephiroth pointing at said table and telling her "He loves to play hide and seek."

• Sephiroth happily coming back from Reeve's office carrying a box of legos.

• Cissnei holding Zack's legs while Angeal holds Zack's arms. They're carrying him to medical while Zack squirms and and shouts: "RELEASE ME! I DON'T HAVE THE FLU! I JUST DRANK ORANGE SODA TOO FAST AND THREW UP! WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?"

• Reno standing at a corner selling brownies. Fearing the worst, he intercepted, but found out that they were just regular brownies and Reno had just recently gotten into baking as a hobby.

Zack was standing in line and was very unhappy.

Zack: Aw, man. They're just regular brownies? This is false advertising!

Reno: What about the advertising indicates that they're edibles?

Zack: The fact that you're selling them.

• Cloud dropping down from the vents, followed by Zack, followed by Angeal, followed by Genesis, followed by Sephiroth. They're all wearing glow stick necklaces. When asked what they were doing, Sephiroth replied "friendship"

• The turks and SOLDIERs were made to put on a theater performance to promote interdepartmental bonding. Tseng was made to supervise the practices. Tseng gave up after he walked into the first practice and saw:

1) Cloud suspended from the ceiling, reciting Loveless boredly while a group of people panic, trying to get him down.

2) Reno and Zack fighting (loudly) over who gets to play the role of Tree #4. This argument quickly turned physical.

3) Genesis sitting in a director chair, shouting at Sephiroth through a megaphone, instructing him to sweep the stage better. Sephiroth grew impatient and thwacked the chair legs with his broom, breaking it. Genesis fell (violently).

4) Rude wearing a wig.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Cissnei: Zack why is Kunsel intruding on our cuddle time?

Kunsel: Zack why is Cissnei intruding on our cuddle time?

Zack: *stressing out* Please, I have two hands!

[luxites]

Who says that you can't have fun on a mandatory vacation? ☀️

Costa del Sol pieces done for @crisiscorescrapbookzine! Seconds sale ends on 8/31 💫

[deathberi]

FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) ↳ The Spice of Life ➤ Gongaga

[emeraldblonde]

Zack Fair Week 2024 | Day 2: Family & Friends ↳ the important people in zack's life

[crylin]

Soldier, Turk and Dinner 😋🍣

[cards-art]

𓆩✧𓆪 Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Girls 𓆩✧𓆪

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My final fantasy 7 rebirth favourite girls ❤️ This game was such a pain in my hearth , I cried so much🥺 ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)