#CKY headcannon

[1800miserablethot]

𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕩 𝔹𝕒𝕞 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕒

Plot: You all go swimming and some chick comes up and tries to flirt with you and Bam gets a bit jealous while watching. (Ya’lls friends don't help because they just tease him about it and it makes him even more jealous)

Setting: Iceland in the blue lagoon

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“Hanna you’re really letting yourself go, man,” Dico jokes, causing everyone to laugh and look at Hanna who replies, “I don't give a fuck,” which causes Bam to jump in and mumble “Pear ass body,” which causes everyone to erupt into laughter again. 

Bam looks around while laughing trying to spot eyes on you and when he does his smile falters and his laughter fades out. Instead, a soft glare replaces it as he sees you on the other side of the lagoon talking to a random chick who was way too close for Bam’s liking. “Uh oh, look’s like [Y/N] switching teams,” Bam hears Rake say which makes his glare darken, “shut the fuck up,” Bam hisses, his eyes going back over to you and the random chick. She wasn't bad looking, skinny yet toned body, and black medium-length hair that had streaks in it. “Bam if he was a woman,” Ryan joked but it goes one ear out the other. Along with the comment about the tattoo, the chick had on her upper thigh and the other near her boobs. His fist clenched knowing that the chick would probably try and draw your attention there, “No more hearing Bam and [Y/N] getting it on at night, instead we’re gonna be hearing her.” One of the other boys had said which another replied by saying “That’ll be hotter to listen to,” and that broke Bam. He snaps around and yells “fuck you assholes! That skank isn't stealing [Y/N] from me!” He must have shouted a bit too loudly because all his friends were now looking at him weirdly until Dunn finally spoke up, “Dude they heard you say that,” 

Bam stiffens at the realization and awkwardly turns his head toward your direction seeing you and the random lady both looking at you. He sees her giggle and you grin down at her and that causes his veins to boil with anger. When your eyes meet Bam’s he looks down before shaking his bangs out his face and looking away pretending to ignore you. You couldn't help but chuckle at how Bam was acting, quickly waving bye to the girl you make your way back over to your friends. “[Y/N] has a girlfriend,” Dico teases, “hell no, I’m taken,” you say which earns a snicker from Ryan and Rake when Bam chimes in by saying “By who, her or me?” You laugh softly at his bratty attitude, knowing that there was no bite behind those words. “Might be her if you keep your attitude up,” you joke which makes everyone else laugh and react but it only earns a scoff and an eye roll from Bam. “Fine, she can have you,” Bam retorts, going to get out of the water but you quickly grab his wrist and pull him back in. “Baby I’m kidding,” You cooed, turning Bam around to wrap your arms around his waist. Smiling softly at the pout that formed across his lips. “You know that I only want you,” You continued, seeing how his face started to flush a small shade of pink. “You better, asshole,” he mutters which makes you grin before you plant a small kiss on his pout. “You done pitching now?” you joke, moving your hands from his waist to grip his hips pulling him closer. You see his gaze glance over to what you assume to be the chick and when you glance over as well you are correct. Before you can say anything you feel lips crash onto yours, a tongue slipping its way into your mouth. You hum into the kiss knowing what he’s doing, so you decide to play his little game back. You move your hands up to cup the sides of his face, your nails digging into his skin as you deepen the kiss as much as you can. You keep him like this until you start to hear him huffing and panting into the kiss, you take his bottom lip in between yours and pull on it gently before letting it go which earns a groan from Bam. Seeing his half-lidded eyes flutter open to meet yours. “Now are you done?” you ask, your grin reappearing when he nods and takes your hand into his. You glance over quickly to see that the chick is now gone and you can't help but shake your head with a small laugh. Well, at least Bam got what he wanted. 

[babybammargera]

POV you’re the reckless grunge chick of the jackass crew

Always covered in bruises.

Getting scraped up and the boys covering you in cartoon bandaids (which are featured in most of your scenes at this point)

You’re like Steveo in the sense of documenting gnarly slams except you take pics with a Polaroid.

Longish nails that haven’t been broken during filming but are covered in chipped nail polish.

^Bam or Dunn probably painted them one drunk night bc they found a random nail polish at a party.

Nosebleeds from slamming are normal for you but surprisingly you haven’t broken it yet.

(as far as you know anyway)

Somehow always getting hurt in stunts when you’re paired up w Ryan or Steveo.

“Ow Ry your big ass foot went right into my ribs.”

Broke your arm within the same week Ryan did and Jeff was pissed.

He still refuses to let either of you hear the end of it.

He was also mortified seeing the two of you randomly smacking each other with your casts.

You bounce back from said injuries faster than most of the guys would.

And sometimes you pull off stunts the guys couldn’t and never let them live it down.

Annoying Spike Knoxville and Tremaine like it’s your job. Bc technically it is.

To be fair you bully all of them bc they do the same to you.

You’ve definitely tripped Dave before bc he made a sly comment as darf.

Honestly you probably need a shower but you’re still hot so.

Can’t keep up with things to save your life.

Never having clean clothes and ending up raiding all the guys luggage.

Like you’ve definitely stolen a pair of cleanish jeans from Steveo or Bam or Dunn.

And who knows how many shirts from the others.

CLUMSY

Not when it comes to stunts but outside of filming you trip on air or run into walls bc you’re not paying attention.

You’ve punched bam for laughing when it happens on more than one occasion

[downtownbunnybaby]

random hero <3

[gnarkillluvr]

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╰┈➤ i do not condone/support any illegal or harmful actions i write about !

Brutally realistic tcc headcannons

Grouped

one, (elliot+dylan+pekka+adam+kip)

two (eric+randy+nikita+artyom+richard)

three (brenton+payton) [anon suggestion!]

one (dnepropetrovsk maniacs) [anon suggestion!]

Individuals

one (pekka) [👅anon's suggestion!]

two (pekka) [pekkaanon's suggestion!]

one (vlad) [ask suggestion!]

three (pekka) [pekkaanon's suggestion!]

one (dylann) [ask suggestion!]

one (dylan) [ask suggestion!]

zeroday

one (andre) [ask suggested!]

one (cal and andre)

one (FREAKY cal and andre) [ask suggested]

two (FREAKY cal and andre) [ask suggested]

poetry

sometimes

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╰┈➤ 𝖒𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖊𝖘:

zeroday, bronson, legend, a clockwork orange, the virgin suicides, girl interrupted, gia, black swan, jackass, elephant, buffalo 66', thirteen, to the bone, prozac nation, the iron claw, summer of sam, a hard days night, night at the museum films, 80 days around the world, what we do in the shadows and klass(2007).

╰┈➤ 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈:

joost klein, the beatles, ozzy osborne, black sabbath, elvis, buddy holly, sex pistols, the clash, dead kennedys, lana del rey, hole, korn, HIM, gnarkill, elliot smith, jeff buckley, limp bizkit, the rolling stones, oasis, blur, pulp, david bowie, motley crue, frank sinatra, ski aggu, joy division, happy mondays, alex g and cky.

╰┈➤ 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊:

brian jones, ian curtis, buddy holly, nancy spudgen, courtney love, elliot smith, jeff buckley, charles bronson, ronnie and reggie kray, frances shea and rik mayall.

╰┈➤ 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖜𝖘:

the young ones, the inbetweeners, the office, this country, the monkees, bottom, jackass, wild boys, cky, viva la bam, sherlock, the umbrella academy, merlin, takin' over the asylum, the durrels, avenue 5, horrible histories, yonderland, sillicon valley, ghosts, what we do in the shadows, the it crowd, peep show, taskmaster, plebs, friday night dinner, loki, wandavision, stath lets flats, the end of the f***ing world and fx pistols.

(i dont condone any illegal actions ;p)

𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 !

[hineygorerage1]

hiii!!! hope you’re doing good!! i saw you prefer to write headcannons over fics, do you think you can do one on dating dico? maybe him dating a sweet, sort of quiet girl 😸

Dico dating a quiet, shy girl.

Always talking for you when you’re nervous

You’re only ever loud around him

Helps you with fun projects

You usually help him film Cky stuff

Going to the store together to find action figures

Reading together

Watching masters of the universe together

You always argue over who gets the bigger blanket

Loves kissing your forehead

At first you had a crush on bam but he was too obnoxious and dico just felt right

You two started dating after high school

Been happily together for years

He’s promised to marry you

Is very gentle and passionate in bed with you

Lets you take the lead and show what your comfortable with

Looooves to praise you

Always makes you laugh

[bl00dycraniumm]

MASTERLIST

💋- smut/nsfw

🍒 - fluff

📌 - headcannons

🚩 - pick a number(s)

METALLICA

★ eyeliner and kisses (kirk hammett) - 🍒

★ tired (dave mustaine) - 💋

★ early met headcannons - 📌

GUNS N’ ROSES

★ nothing

VILLE VALO

★ nothing

CKY/VIVA LA BAM

★ nothing

LIMP BIZKIT

★ nothing

SLIPKNOT

★ drum lessons (joey jordison) - 🍒

KORN

★ nothing

grrrr request any time!!! just check the request rules first!!!

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

Hcs of dating chris raab and being a part of cky? Or if you don't do headcannons maybe something short about Halloween with the cky guys!

Be Afraid!

Y/N is (un)lucky enough to spend their Halloween with the Cky guys.

Gn!Reader

1.6k Words

(Fluff)

Warnings: Suggestive content, crude language, urine, fear

An: Aaaa I had so much fun with this ask!! I always loved Halloween, especially haunted houses, and I think you can definitely tell from this! XD

“Wow…” Bam leaned up against the snack table, eyes on the tv, the orange plastic tablecloth wrinkling under his hand, “That is just re-goddamn-diculous.” He smirked and furrowed his brow unbelievingly, turning to you, the vampire fangs he stuck in glinting in the light from the chandelier. “I mean, who even comes up with this shit?” Popping one of those Pillsbury pumpkin cookies into your mouth, you shrugged, “I dunno. Final Destination’s just like that! They’re makin’ a new one this year too...” The sugar cookie was still warm and gooey in your mouth, the fake vanilla scent filling your nostrils, ”Mmmm. God, tell April she did a great job with these- they’re spectacular.”

“Aaaahh!!” Your head whipped around as you heard a shriek from the kitchen. “Bam!” April called out- you could tell she really was upset at him with how she split his name up into two syllables. He snickered, not assuaging your nerves in the slightest as you created into the kitchen to go see whatever trouble he caused.

There, on the clear plastic middle shelf of the fridge, was the fakest looking severed head you had ever seen. It had to have been stolen from some cosmetology school dumpster and dunked in ketchup, but you could bet April fell for it- you did too for a second before you caught the blank look in its eyes. You couldn't help from snickering as you heard Bam in the other room, cracking up as his mom gave him a few smacks on the arm. What a start to the night.

You made your way over to the kitchen table, laden with solo cups of beer, standing near Ryan and Novak’s team. Novak bounced one of the ping pong balls that Dico Sharpied to look like eyeballs on the dark table, turning to glance at you, “Hey, Y/N! Wanna join? It’s me and Dunn against the mad scientist and the ballerina over there.” He gestured over to Rake and Raab on the other side of the table. Raab sighed, "C'mon, man! Ballerinas are cool!”

“Yeah, and what isn’t is that dick print you’re sportin under that tutu.” Ryan scoffed, receiving an eye roll from across the table. Novak sneakily handed you a ball and you palmed it. Rake came back at him while you were taking aim, glancing over his goofy costume glasses and firing back, “Yeah? And what’re you two, Crest Boy and Pube Face?” Squinting with determination, you gauged the trajectory as you listened to their comical bickering with a smile. “Well, Generic Mad Scientist, I am Evel Kinevil- and a damn sexy one, I may add-” Ryan put his hand on Novak’s shoulder while he bent down close to you, watching your ball bounce off the table, “And he is the Wolf Man.”

You sunk your ball into a plastic cup, beer splashing onto the mahogany. “Yes!!” You leapt up in celebration, giving Novak a hairy palmed high-five straight out of an ‘80s movie. “Don’t worry, Y/N- none of these pubic hairs are mine.” All the guys roared in laughter as you gaged, shaking your hand out in disgust.

Breaking the comotion, you heard a noise from the front door. The door being flung open, hurried steps, followed by the most blood curdling scream you had ever heard. Nobody moved. A moment later, the source of the scream flew into where you were all standing, throwing himself on the floor with a thud- it took a good few moments of his writhing for any of you to recognize it as Dico, clutching a bloody stump.

He almost had you for a second there, as his hysterical screaming morphing into giggles as he pulled his actual hand out of his gold embroidered pirate jacket sleeve. You sighed, leaning with your hands on your knees as the anxiety still remained in your stomach. “Dico!! You asshole!” He still was giggling as you delivered a few smacks to his shoulder as he stumbled up, adjusting his costume. “Hey, that was a good one- you believed it!” The guys giggled at your reaction, “Yeah! Y’damn near gave me a heart attack!”

“Alright, alright! Enough’a the chit chat…” Bam strutted over to the door with bravado, “We have somewhere to be!” Your head turned, looking around at the other guys, who seemed to be as confused as you were. You sighed at his usual dramatic TV star bullshit, “What are you talking about?” Instead of answering your question, he flamboyantly tossed his velvet cape with a flourish, strutting out the door.

“Are you serious?” Dunn pressed the phone to his ear with his shoulder as Bam gave him directions over the line- through it would’ve been just as easy to get them from Mapquest. After about half an hour of driving, night had fallen in the dense Scranton woods you had driven into. The heat in Ryan’s beater car didn’t work too well, so you were both chilled by the cool Pennsylvanian night air as you traversed deeper into the thickets on dusty filled dirt roads that shone in the one working headlight.

Eventually, after you thought you got lost a couple times, you arrived at your destination. Peering past a crowd of people out front, you got a look at your destination, which was some kind of haunted house. The building really looked the part- a decrepit Victorian mansion that’d definitely seen better days. The white portico porch was draped in cheap fake spiderwebs and large sheets of ripped, gauzy erosion cloth, and each one of the cathedral windows were entirely blacked out with what you could only assume were trash bags.

“Dude. I am not going in there.” Rake peered into the door as it periodically opened to let people in, the screams from inside flowing out before being quickly silenced with a slam. “Cmon, Rake. Don’t be such a sissy.” Novak hit him on the back playfully as Bam and Ryan snickered. Shaking his head, Rake retorted, “No! You know what? I’m-“ His panicked eyes flicked around, landing on one side of the house, trying to sound calm, “I’m just gonna hang with that hot Elvira by the cider stand, okay?” Dico laughed as he shuffled past you in line, earning a few jeers and chicken squawks. “Yeah, like you’re ever gonna get with her!”

Of course, everyone’s all brave until it’s their turn to go into the scary house. The whole lot of you got real quiet as you stood next in line at the door, every trace of bravery draining from your faces. You went cold, and you could feel yourself sweating bullets as the door creaked open and you were shuffled inside.

It was Bam, Ryan, and you to go in first. The strobe lights made it difficult to see what was bumping against you as you shuffled through, but you soon came to realize that it was a maze of bodies hanging from meat hooks. You could barely make out anything over the loud noises around you- chainsaws, screaming, and various squishy noises that drowned out any thoughts you might have besides fear.

“Aaaah!!!” However, you could pick up one sound- Bam’s high pitched scream as he practically tackled you. He sounded like a little girl, his eyes wide and terrified at whatever must’ve startled him, clinging to your side. After a second, his fight or flight instincts kicked in as he booked it down the hallway like a scared animal. Also having heard his shriek was Ryan, who seemed to switch on a dime from his cool demeanor, pushing past you, “Fuuuuuck this.” He disappeared down the dark hallway. So before you could say anything, you were left alone. Obviously, you reacted the way any normal person would.

“You chickenshits!!” Giving chase, your mind was entirely off of whatever was happening around you and now on getting those two idiots. Whatever the getting may entail, you hadn’t decided. “You ‘fuckin babies- get back here!!”

After what felt like an eternity, you caught up with them at the exit, the two playing it totally cool like they weren't just running for their lives a few seconds before. Exhausted, you unsteadily put your hands on your knees, panting, “You assholes…fuck…” Bam turned to Ryan, giving him a shrug and pretending not to know what you were talking about. Assholes.

Shortly after you came Raab, Novak, and Dico, passing around high fives and whooping about the experience. “Oh dude!! That was crazy- what about you?” Dico grinned, giddy like a little kid on Christmas- he really seemed to thrive in these kinds of insane, batshit environments. Raab, not so much, “Yeah! It was, uh- it was pretty cool!” He seemed a little shy at first, but he still seemed to have enjoyed the house. Novak craned his neck, snickering, “Dude…did you piss yourself?” He got a little defensive, explaining, “No, these’re ombré.” He gestured to his baby pink tights. “Yeah, then why’s the ombré dripping down your leg?” Bam piped up with a grin, still leaning against the siding with Ryan. Raab blushed, embarrassed, “It’s- it's just the light!!”

“Hey, Rake. How’d that date with Elvira go?” You cheekily grinned from your place in line for Cider, speaking up over the heavy metal music that they always blast outside of these kinds of haunted houses. He rolled his eyes, “Oh, fuck off.” Taking the foam takeaway coffee cup into your cold palm, the warm liquid made your skin tingle. Pulling it to your lips, the warm steam cut the chill that froze your nose. You grinned against the rim as you took a sip, the hot liquid and spice burning your tongue deliciously.

Another breeze blew through the trees as you all stood around and sipped your warm drinks, laughing and joking around with each other under the inky night.

[philipjohnclapp]

MASTERLIST

THIS IS MY JACKASS MASTERLIST I WRITE ANYTHING AND ALL AND ITS ALL LINKED HERE!

Johnny Knoxville

Out of Control (Angst, featuring Knoxville as Clay Barber from Reboot, mentions of character death, substance abuse, and Reboot spoilers)

CKY Member Dating Knoxville Headcanon's (Mentions of the band and the show and Jackass, and relationships with the other CKY guys, pretty much fluff and barely nsfw)

T-Pee (It is a series and it’s on AO3, angst, silver fox Knoxville, hurt, dark comedyish)

Johnnny Knoxville Dating Pregnant Reader Headcanons (Young Johnny, fem reader, fluff for the most part)

Steve-O

Quietus of All Drugs (Angst, no comfort, all cannon, also includes Johnny, and Chris, extremely triggering)

The File (Fluff, Gender Neutral Reader, humor, slight gore)

My Annoying Neighbor Steve (Kinda hate at start, fluff, female reader, humor, kinda ship)

Steve-O Dating Reader Headcanons (No gender implied take it as you will, fluff)

Steve-O Dating a Popstar Headcanons (Female reader, fluff, a bit of smut, funny and wholesome.)

My Suicide: Steve-O's Cut; How to Write a Letter? (Angst, hurt, mentions of all the guys, series on AO3)

If You’re Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough(Goretober Prompt 1, super bad writing, angst, mentions of Knoxville.)

Dave England

Dating Dave England Headcannon's ( Headcannons, fluff, no gender specified, humor.)

Bam Margera

I’m Y/N And I'm Gonna Tease Bam All Day Long (Drabble, fem reader, smut.)

Sex Pollution (Imagine, fem reader implied, smut, slow burn, jealous, reader is Johnny Knoxvilles sister.)

Rigged Game of Ping Pong (Drabble, angst, Jackass Forever, issues, Goretober prompt 3.)

Chris Pontius

I think that you made it up, I think that your mind is gone. (Long Fic, Female Y/N, noncon, smut, Jackass MTV)

Ryan Dunn

Ryan Dunn Headcanons (Mostly fluff & wholesome, a bit of reader/yn.)

Wee-Man

None

Preston Lacy

None

Ehren McGhehey

Submissive Ehren McGhehey Smut Headcannons

(Headcannons, smut, fluff, no reader specified, no character specified, just whoever you’d like.)

Jeff Tremaine

None

Spike Jonze

Car Jacking

(Smut, masturbation, mentions of ships, rough)

Brandon DiCamillo

None

Chris Raab

None

Poopies

None

Rachel Wolfson

None

Zach

None

Brandon Novak

None

Tony Hawk

None

Ville Valo

None

(Will edit as requested)

PAIRINGS

Chris Pontius and Steve-O

Chris Pontius and Steve-O Dating Headcannons (Fluff, humor, mentions of light drugs, mentions of Wild Boyz)

Vomiting Lust (NSFW, humor, mentions of Wild Boyz, and vomit. )

Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O

Johnny Knoxville and Steve-Os First Time Together Headcanons (NSFW, humor, dirty, ship obviously.)

Clowning Around (Bromance, not really a ship, denial?, humor, fluff.)

Cheap cologne, even cheaper cigarettes, and Tennessee whiskey. (Goretober prompt 2, Slight NSFW, rough, substance abuse.)

Bam Margera and Johnny Knoxville

Rebel Against The Man (Implied Relationship, mentions of smut, drug and alcohol abuse, character death, angsty, suicide implied?)

Will edit and add as requests flood in, plus there’s too many pairings, so that make it easier.

[palecomputerduck]

First of all: I LOVE your header! (A top-tier New Yorker, along with our Brooklyn boy)

Now for the violence: I pick 7 & 16, if you haven't answered already!

Thank you! 🥰 I love Fran she's a role model on so many levels. (and while we're at it you could very easily put Steve into Nanny world, let's say Maxwell is making Rogers musical and imagine all the schenanigans that follow 😏)

And now, for the violence. 😎

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

You know what, I am just gonna say it: B*cky. Fandom in large has a tendency to overhype sad white men. A lot of sad white men characters I dislike but cannon content backs me up on that (to some extent). However, there is such wild dissonance between on screen Becky and fandom B#cky. And like, I am NOT above that and I know and understand where it comes form.

It's just MCU fandom Binky worship erodes every other character every other ship every other headcannon. It's not just fandom bitching but people act like you personally killed their puppy if you criticize or dislike him. And not in a way that is typically tumblr funny but full blown serious social justice backed attack. I've blocked so much people like you wouldn't believe (my block list looks like census) and there are people that STILL find a way on my PROPERLY tagged post to bitch about B*cky's treatment. He is incredibly important to Steve and to Sam and Captain America lore in general. But instead working with the actual content fandom acts horrible Which is shame because he's actually really cool.

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Right off the bat: the whole A/B/O thing. But I know there are some things that I'am missing or can properly understand regarding how people view gender and bodies so we're just gonna leave it at that it's not my thing but you do you! And keep on writing.

And back to Steve! 😍I truly do not understand why so many people paint him as super duper patriotic in love with his image and his shield. Especially if we go by the MCU. I believe that Steve himself refers to himself as Captain America I think like three times in his entire MCU run? This and that he pulls rank and expects people to follow him blindly is??? where did you get that? He says "I gonna do this thing, which I think is a right thing to do. Would appreciate if you came, if not cool." And people are usually "Hell yes!" (even Tny risks his own arrest for him, but on his own volition) Like I get how some mischaracterization came to be. Like I hate it, but I get how we got there (like the he does everything for Bcky, because he does save him, and the he's angry Chihuahua who likes to fight as a response to whatever Joss did in Avengers) but this? Like, where did you pull that BS from? (usually from T0ny stans but I digress)

ALSO SAM! Like. Sam showed so much in his MCU run even prior to his series. To paint him as Steve's copycat without much personality besides acting out as incorrect quotes? To provide a joke and moral support for when Steve is inevitability mean to you Favorite White Sufferer? Why do you like it so much?

And generally speaking I HATE teacher/student, boss/employee dynamics. Soulmates and childhood best friends to lovers are usually no but they can be done right. And amnesia plots. UGh. Maybe because I watched too many telenovelas growing up but that's a hard no.

[baby-jackass]

My Official Masterlist!

This is my official masterlist with all of my headcannons, drabbles and fics and whatnot. My works are going to be put down in alphabetical order, to make it easier upon the eyes. I can not promise that my work is amazing, but hopefully you enjoy my silly little stories. Every new writing I publish I will update onto the masters list. But for now, I introduce you to my mind.

Some codes for the fics:

* Male reader,

° Gender neutral reader,

® Female reader.

• No reader

JACKASS:

- Chris Pontius protecting you *

- Cuddling and falling asleep with the Guys °

- Cuddling with Ryan Dunn °

- Dating Johnny Knoxville *

- Getting high with Johnny Knoxville °

- Guys with their little brothers •

- The guys coming to your prom °

TONY HAWK TOURS:

- Babysitting Bam Margera - Tony Hawks Secret Skatepark Tour °

9-1-1:

- Unnamed drabble •

- when the storm rocks •

Waterloo Road:

- I found freedom, losing all hope was freedom - narrator •

- When the storm rocks •

I will write for Tony Hawk tours, Jackass, CKY, HIM and Viva la Bam as well as 9-1-1 and Waterloo road. I love requests, the more detail the better. It may take some time for me to complete them but I wil try my best. Currently I am SFW, but I am open to attempting NSFW.

[aeonian-knoxville]

dating dunn headcanons? if u can ofc no pressure

Dating Ryan Dunn [headcanon]

Enjoy your reading:)

I’m so sorry there’s typos lmao, I was so excited to post this

aeonian-knoxville’s main m.list

Definitely the sweetest guy ever, literally gives off teddy bear vibes

I feel like Ryan would always be really goofy trying to get you to laugh

Like in Olivia Rodrigo’s deja vu when she says “and tradin’ jackets, laughing bout how small it looks on you” Ryan Ryan Ryan fs

Or like in the notebook when Noah rubs the ice cream over Allie’s face while he’s feeding it to her, he would definitely do that to you

Randomly records you doing the most random stuff

You’ll be brushing your teeth in the bathroom barely awake in pajamas and he’ll just come in

“[y/n] say hi to the camera “Ryan, I look so bad right now” “just shut up and say hi, you look adorable”

Bam third wheeling on your dates

Like one time you told Ryan you wanted to go to an art museum and to your surprise Bam was already waiting for you guys

They had a competition to see who could point out the most dick looking paintings LMFAO

But like I said, he’s also the sweetest guy so sometimes he’ll take you on really nice dates like spending a weekend away at a beach you told him you wanted to visit

I also feel like he’ll buy you flowers just as a cute little “I love you” type of thing, yk

Going to watch him when they’re filming

Being his biggest fan at everything he does

“That turned out amazing!” “You always say that [y/n]” “Became it’s true”

Definitely doesn’t care about pda, he wants everyone to know your his and you’re fine with that because you want everyone to know he’s yours too

Making out at every party, always has his arm around your waist, loves it when you sit on his lap

You get the point he just loves being touchy with you

Always having a good time when you hang out with him and his friends, laughing till you’re crying

“[y/n], convince Ryan to stop being a pussy and tell him he has to do this stunt” “shut up, don’t encourage her!” “Ryan do it or I’m breaking up with you” “Okay. Are we filming already or what?”

You absolutely love watching all the old videos of him and his friends

“you were so cute in this” “I’m still cute, what are talking about”

Literally everyone has said Ryan had terrible hygiene so I feel like that’s something you work with him on

“Ryan take a shower or you’re literally sleeping outside”

But then you’ll get him into a little routine and it’s his favorite part of the day because you’re beside him in the bathroom doing your routine also and you guys just talk about everything and anything

Overall I just think he would always make you feel so loved and protected, best boyfriend fs

[babybammargera]

From best friend to girlfriend

Bam x female reader hc

You and Bam became best friends during highschool. You were tutoring Raab (before he got kicked out of school.)

Bam and Ryan insisted on hanging out during this time mostly because it got them out of class but also because it gave them time to plan cky stuff.

After Raab got kicked out and Bam quit school you finally gave into them begging you to hang out.

You spent every weekend with them laughing at their stupid antics and helping them prank people.

After graduating you became a solid member of the group yourself and every weekend at the margera house turned into being at the margera house daily. Frequently arguing with one of the boys on who had dibs on the couch that night.

Truthfully you caught feelings for him on one of those nights when he refused to accept that you had rightfully claimed the biggest and most comfortable beanbag and just wrapped his blanket around himself and flopped down practically on top of you.

April knows as soon as you do but doesnt mention it.

Jess however does the next morning when you stumble into the kitchen before the others.

"You have a thing for my gross little brother don't you?" He had no doubt noticed the two of you squished on one beanbag.

Bam on the other hand fell for you hard a few months later as soon as you agreed to skate off of the high point of his roof and into the pool which felt like ice in October.

He was the first off the roof and pulling you out of the cold water. "Dude that was so sick I can't believe you actually did it"

Ryan wraps a blanket around you and Bam drags you into the house "so you don't freeze to death"

Ape and Phil are at the counter and definitely lecture the whole group as you run upstairs.

Phil says something along the lines of "that girl sure is around a lot now I think Bam likes her."

Jess who had come to grab a drink from the kitchen just cracks up "give it two weeks he'll grow some balls and ask her out then we'll really never get rid of her."

Meanwhile you and the others are upstairs sitting on Bams floor upstairs you had changed out your wet clothes into whatever you could find that was clean in Bams room.

Ryan and Dico are playing video games and Raab is sitting at the desk in Bam's room scribbling on a piece of paper which he crumbles up and tosses it towards you accidentally landing it in Bam's lap.

Bam unravels the paper and his eyes widen.

You snatch the paper away from him and in Raabs sloppy handwriting it says "You should date Bam already we're tired of him talking about you when you aren't around"

Your eyes snap up "DUDE!" Raab shrugs "we see how you two look at each other we've even considered locking you two in the basement together."

Bam lays across your lap, "Wanna give it a shot?"

Before you can answer the others yell yes in unison over your voice.

"I guess they answered for me."

"They know you too well"

@bambammargera

[dunnswrld]

sorry ik this is repetitive but can u maybe write some headcanons of chris being super soft reacting to the reader wearing his clothes and stuff. idk i think it’s a cute idea heyeiwje

Wearing Chris Pontius's Clothes Headcannons!

a/n: Don't apologize silly! I love writing for Chris haha

prompt: Title :)

warnings: Just tooth rooting fluff! Fem!reader

Chris defiantly loves when you wear his clothes

When you first starting wearing his clothes it was a little early in your guys relationship

You probably saw his hoodie he took off lying on your couch and put it on cause it was cold

It probably smelt like weed and the outdoors (maybe a campfire? or pine? both?)

When he came back from using your bathroom he saw you sitting on the couch in his hoodie

He just stood in the hall when he realized that was his hoodie

"Is that- is that mine?"

"Oh yeah sorry, it's chilly in here and I just-"

"No no it's fine don't apologize I don't mind at all."

He would sit there for the rest of the night looking at you in his hoodie because he thinks that you are just the cutest

When he is about to leave you try and give the hoodie back to him but instead of taking it he said,

"No keep it, you look way cuter in it than me."

You got suuuuuper blushy.

Now that you two live together you wear almost everything of his.

Sweatpants, t-shirts, hoodies, shorts, maybe even underwear

And he LOVES it

He just thinks its so cute how big some of his things are on you

His favorite thing of his you wear is his Wildboyz shirt

Like he short circuits every time he sees you wearing it

He thinks it’s a way of telling people you’re his without saying it

“Hey asshole do you not see the shirt? She’s mine.”

I feel like he would buy a piece of clothing for him just because he knows you’d think its cool and wear it

Probably has multiple shirts of your favorite band or music artist cause he knows you’ll wear it

When he is traveling for Wildboyz or Jackass he always gives you an extra hoodie or shirt of his just so you have something to remind you of him

I feel like how it got out to public that you two were dating was when paparazzi caught you in one of his shirts and the green cap he always wore

Probably had a title like "Jackass star Yn Yl stealing other Jackass star Chris Pontius's clothes?!?" or "Jackass stars Yn Yl and Chris Pontius DATING?!?"

Needless to say Chris would love when you wore his clothes for sure.

[bambimargera]

CKY HEADCANON IMAGINE

The boys react to you (their friend) drunkenly confessing to them

“*hic* I gotta tell you something.. I *hic* have a huge crush on you, you're gorgeous..”

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Dico: Laughs in your face, but surprised. He makes fun of you constantly, so the thought of you having a crush doesn’t compute to him. After he notices you’re serious, his mocking smirk softens into a blushy faced smile. “Wow- well you really must be stupid to like me, doll face.” He’s very flattered, but wouldn’t show it even if the crush is mutual.

ﾟ･*:.｡*:ﾟ･♡

Raab: Instantly erupts with an adorable smile and a high pitched giggle. “Aww! What a cutie~!” He’s secretly very soft hearted and loves affection, especially when he's drinking. Your friendship is already very touchy, and he doesn’t waste time to pull you into sitting on his lap with his hands on your hips. “Maybe we’ll have to hang out more, just us.” His voice is soft and sincere, yet still shakey with teenage boy like anticipation anxiety/excitement.

ﾟ･*:.｡*:ﾟ･♡

Novak: “Well of course you do sweetheart, the feelings mutual.” This horny baltimore street rat knows exactly how to get into whoever’s pants he wants, but as you’re his friend, he was secretly waiting for you to confess so he wouldn’t have to. He’s a smiley cocky mess. Has his arm around you, shooing other guys away from you, and pulls you to sit on his lap. He’s over the moon happy

ﾟ･*:.｡*:ﾟ･♡

Bam: Already kinda knew, but is still a soft blushy baby when hearing your drunken confession. “I knew you couldn’t resist babe, I was waiting for this. What took you so long?” He teases, ruffling up your hair with a soft snicker. Doesn’t let any other dude near you, even if you aren’t official yet, in his mind you’re his now.

ﾟ･*:.｡*:ﾟ･♡

Ryan: Smiles sweetly and kisses you on the cheek. “Aw~ I wish you would’ve said that when you were sober, but I’m still happy you said it.” Another smiley cocky mess. Has his arm around your waist all night, “teaches” you how to shoot pool, and tells everyone in the group that you’re dating even tho nothing was discussed- man knows what he wants.

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[m4rgera]

jackass + cky ★ headcannons

johnny ★

- small age gap, not big probaly like he’s three / five years older. but there’s definitely one tho.

- he’s really busy with work and shit obviously, so when you two do go out on little dates there really sweet.

- he would spoil you so much. just buying you a abundance of handbags and band-tees 24/7.

- you would baby him constantly when he gets injured. he acts like he hates it, but he secretly loves it.

- he doesn’t seem like the kinda guy to show extreme pda but he would definitely just be chillin giving you back hugs all the time.

- he gets kinda embarrassed when you watch old jackass episodes of him (like season one-ish)

- calls you sweetheart and doll for sure.

- super sweet to you but also likes to joke around and mess with you.

- like a couple pranks are pulled here and there.

- he denies it but he will binge jersey shore with you all the time.

- you definitely go thrill seeking with him once in a while, like haunted houses and roller coasters.

- i feel like you would be really close with his family?? like his parents, he just kinda trusts you around them.

- he may not be big on cuddling and affection but movie nights are a must have with you two.

- “it’s not even bleeding that much, i’ll be fine, i promise.”

chris ★

- super sweet to you! you definitely go on weekly dates that are super cheesy but romantic.

- calls you baby or angel (:

- takes time out of work or filming to spend time with you.

- just small things like taking a walk around set, or grabbing a quick snack before jeffs on his ass about filming.

- loves to cuddle for sure, he gives off little spoon vibes but i honestly don’t think he is.

- he isn’t afraid of pda but it isn’t anything too graphic. like a kiss once in a while or a hand around your waist.

- in private it’s completely different tho. he is very touchy, whether it be just holding your hand or playing with your hair he’s always got his hands on you.

- you two for sure have a dog or two and call it your child lol

- your relationship definitely seems just very wholesome and innocent (not saying it is tho lmao)

- little bit protective, not in a harmful way he just doesn’t want you to get hurt. sometimes you wanna try out a stunt and he talks you out of it.

- he just hates seeing you hurt ):

- he definitely makes you laugh all the time! your relationship is just full of laughs and jokes.

- “you know, paintballs don’t feel nice. they hurt, and I don’t want you to get pelted with them either.”

dave ★

- you two are super chill with each other and your personality’s just go along so well no matter what.

- doesn’t seem very affectionate but he definitely is. he’ll compliment you on everything or anything he can.

- you guys don’t go out for dates a lot, but you have little at home dates. like movie nights or nice homemade dinners.

- you like watching him do stuff he loves, whether it be stunts or snowboarding if it puts a smile on his face it makes you smile.

- likes to get you random stuff that reminds him of you. like a cd of a band you like or a wildflower that was your favorite color.

- he loves seeing you try to do stunts, he thinks it’s hilarious. until you get hurt, then it’s definitely not funny.

- your not the best at skateboarding, but he definitely loves to see you try.

- babe or hun/honey.

- ok, now for the whole shitting talent. I don’t think it’s the first thing he’d tell you when you start dating, but once you start going on set for jackass you just kinda figure out. im gonna say it wouldn’t bother you and you find it kinda amusing actually.

- you love to baby him in like a jokingly way. unlike with johnny when your unknowingly babying him with dave you would do it to kinda annoy him.

- you’d be good friends with the other cky/jackass guys too.

- whenever you stay in hotels with the guys you encourage them to misbehave and he hates it, although sometimes he’s the one causing trouble lol.

- you basically are just best friends who are dating.

- “bro you just ate shit! but actually are you ok? you hit your head pretty hard.”

ehren ★

- calls you pretty girl or honey definitely

- fucking with him constantly. just always pranking him or teasing him.

- no too big on pda, maybe when he’s drunk but definitely not sober.

- hid your relationship for the longest time. you weren’t friends with anyone else (besides ehren ofc) so it was a few months before anyone figured out.

- going on hikes or walks in the winter all the time!!

- going out with the guys a lot, not really like a double date but kinda lol. just going to bars and restaurants a whole bunch.

- your never really on set when any of his injury’s happen, but your always expecting a phone call for one.

- you just don’t like being on set, it’s kind of intimidating if your being honest.

- you were so close to punching the shit out of tremaine after they pulled ehrens tooth.

- over time I think you would develop a friendship with dave just cuz ehrens pretty close with him.

- you love to draw, and he loves to watch you draw even more <3

- telling you stories about failed stunts or stunts that ended horribly.

- you would never wanna try any of the shit he does. its one of the reasons your never on set, it terrifies you.

- “it’s not even that bad, look honey it’s only a broken rib!”

steveo ★

- before he was clean you definitely had smoke seshs together.

- keeping him out of trouble constantly. if it weren’t for you he would have snapped at his neighbor a long time go.

- giving eachother super shitty half-assed tattoos.

- very public relationship but it isn’t toxic or anything. doesn’t really effect your relationship.

- watching cartoons while absolutely stoned.

- baking together, but not like nice baking. like shitty box cake mix that you both end up over cooking.

- trying to talk him out of doing some of the more questionable stunts.

- tremaine fucking hates you for it too. you definitely aren’t allowed on set too many times.

- just cause you keep him out of trouble doesn’t mean you still don’t have fun with him. there’s definitely been a couple situations where cops were called to a restaurant cause of shit yall we’re doing.

- you tried to pierce his ears once with a ice cube and safety pin. didn’t end well.

- your relationship was very fast moving and you moved in with each other after only a month of dating.

- sometimes you’ll get markers and color in his tattoos just for fun.

- calls you babe or princess for sureee.

- “wasn’t our fault we got kicked out, babe, they just didn’t know what a good time was.”

ryan ★

- I know everyone says this, but he definitely calls you darling. it just suits him so well.

- like chris, he always has his hands on you. even in public he’s always holding your hand, arm around your waist, hand on your thigh, etc.

- so fucking sweet to you. always buying you little gifts.

- actually will shower before seeing you, but sometimes he doesn’t bother.

- fucking with bam 24/7

- you act like a teenage couple that was lovestruck. this includes sneaking away from the guys to go make out or lying about your relationship for a while.

- ryan loves seeing you try stunts, he thinks it’s hilarious. the part where you get injured, not so much.

- farther into your relationship you would definitely move into a apartment with eachother. it would have been at least 9 months into you guys dating tho.

- your relationship started up very fast but was slow paced if that makes sense. you only went on a couple dates before you finally referred to each other as partners but it took you a while to grow used to it.

- going on little library dates that end in you getting kicked out for laughing too loud.

- giving him tons of ideas for new tattoos, just little doodles you’ve done that you think would look cool.

- he loves hearing you talk about your hobbies or interests, he could listen for hours on hours.

- tremaine has officially banned you from set for distracting ryan.

- even tho you hid your relationship for a while literally every one knew you were dating. the heart eyes he gave you was a dead giveaway.

- “go tackle bam right now and I’ll take a shower tonight.”

bam ★

- omg he for sure calls you baby girl or just babe.

- always skating together. even if your not the best at it he loves seeing you try.

- your on set all the time. you love trying stunts with the guys, it’s fun and bam loves doing it with you.

- moved in with you super early in the relationship. you clicked early on and just got along really quickly.

- he would get super fucking shy around you before you started dating. every one knew he liked you but he kept denying it.

- you call him adorable and he hates it, sometimes he kinda like it tho.

- the amount of times april has yelled at you two for making a mess or too much noise….

- neck kisses all the time! he is not afraid of pda whatsoever

- always buying you stuff, he can’t go anywhere without bringing something back for you.

- even if you don’t like the same music you’ll always go to concerts with him for his favorite bands.

- dunn is just always with you guys. pretends to gag anytime bam hugs or kisses you.

- like steveo you guys have a very public relationship. you hate it- bam loves it.

- always telling you about every little detail of his day.

- mf is a little spoon you cannot tell me otherwise.

- “babe, you will not believe what the fuck dico did today.”

[juicypassionfruit]

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last updated: 10/18/2022

Series:

Bam Margera

Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part

One Shots:

Ryan Dunn

More than you’ll ever know

Golf Course Shenanigans

Perfect Match

Steve-o 

About time

Chris Raab

*Road trip

Two Idiots

Picnic Date

Stuck With Me

Best Friends

Behind the scenes

Pretending

Bam Margera

Need to Change

Johnny Knoxville

Cold Feet

Dico

Cky gets jobs

Headcannons:

Mornings With Steve-o

Watching Twilight