#Callum Airey x reader

[kar1nsworldx]

⤷ Behind the scenes ᡣ𐭩.⋆

pairing: callum airey - calfreezy - x f!reader

Instagram!AU

SUMMARY: y/n posts some pictures behind the scenes as she works as a camera woman for the sidemen as well for her other friends and boyfriend

requested: nope! but requests r open, pls send me some asapppp!!!!

ˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 🧸ྀི

ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩

y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: dear sidemen and friends + boyfriend, I beg you all to stop stealing my fucking phone while I am working (FOR YOU FUCKERS TOO). I do not get payed enough to deal with your stupid silly asses nor do I get payed enough to have my phones storage get filled to the fucking brim because of stupid photos. If you continue doing this you will face concequences and you will get exsposed. Now I beg that you all buy me a coffee and let me film in pease. Also Cal stop kissing other people, you're making me the third/fourth/FIFTH wheel in OUR relationship (istfg I'll just marry Faith atp, you can stay w Harry and Lux xx).

Much love,

Y/n xxx.

tagged: @sidemen @ksi @zerkaa @miniminter @behzingagram @wroetoshaw @vikkstagram @tobjizzle @calfreezy @callux @willne @theburntchip @arthurtv @georgeclarkeey @dannyaarons

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COMMENTS;

chrismd10: outrages. love it.

y/n l/n: chris I suggest you stop typing more silly comments unless you want a post just about you and the dumb photos that you're in that I have in my phone.

calfreezy: exsposed

faithlousiak: i'll marry you in a hearbeat babe come here 😍💍

y/n l/n: running to city hall as we speak

behzingagram: @calfreezy go get your girl

calfreezy: @behzingagram brotha go get your finacè I literally just heard y/n pick up her call

georgeclarkeey: @y/n l/n who gave your premission to post about me and my boyfirend?????!???

y/n l/n: you did the moment you took the photo on my phone clarke

arthurtv: george were not boyfriends!

theburntchip: nah this should be illegal

willne: I DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE FIRST PHOTO??? IT WAS CHRIS

y/n l/n: idc xxx

chrismd10: will don't exspose me you twat

callux: the second and 7th pictures are the best

wroetoshaw: i will be taking this matter to court as I did not give your premission to post me

y/n l/n: sure you will bog xxx

user505: im literally inlove with you wtf

userly: love to see hers and faiths interactions on their posts 😻

user007: mother is feeding us, thank you mother - we all say inusion

y/n l/n: ur welcome child 🤲 x

calfreezy: am I a dad now

us3r: iconic 🙏🙏🙏

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y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: if I won't be behind the camera I might aswell be infront of it xx 💋

photo credits; @calfreezy - I trained him well

tagged: @calfreezy

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COMMENTS;

faithlousiak: WIFE WIFE WIFE!!!!

y/n l/n: 💋💋💍💍

bambinobecky: spit on me step on me choke me

y/n l/n: gladly xxxx

calfreezy: oi fuck off

usermybeloved: MOTHER IS MOTHERING GOOD LORD

gkbarry_: looking good girly!!!

y/n l/n: SAYS YOU!!!! <3

calfreezy: you got yourself a really good photographer

y/n l/n: ik I trained him well

calfreezy: woof woof

y/n l/n: I LITERALLY SNORTED COFFEE OUT OF MY NOSE I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AHBDCJNF

useredup: CAL WHAT

user777: DYING

taliamar: you look like a rockstar 😍💍

y/n l/n: says the literal popstar ❣️❣️❣️❣️

vikkstagram: are those @circulrco glasses I see 👀?

y/n l/n: of course they are 😎😎😎

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y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: I visited the lovely Payne's today and must I say I'm in love with Olive!!! Anyways brb crying because of the little miss 🥹

tagged: @faithlousiak @behzingagram

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COMMENTS;

calfreezy: it's true I came back home from shooting a vid and saw her sobbing over videos she took of olive

y/n l/n: CAL DONT EXSPOSE ME LIKE THAT!!! AND SHE HAS SUCH CUTE LITTLE HANDS OKAY???????

behzingagram: im cackleing over this info thanks cal x

calfreezy: of course mate, anytime

y/n l/n: fuck you both

faithlousiak: best godmother evah xxx

y/n l/n: IM A WHAT NOW?!?!?!??!?!?????

faithlousiak: @behzingagram ethan did we forget to tell her shes olives godmother???

behzingagram: yup @faithlousiak

faithlousiak: fuck

y/n l/n: IM HER GODMOTHER???? OH MY GOD IM HER GODMOTHER

calfreezy: congrats guys shes sobbing again @faithlousiak @behzingagram

userly: BAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

useroo: OHMYGOD THIS IS SO FUNNY YET CUTE BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

useredup: HOW DID YALL FORGET TO TELL HER BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

tobjizzle: 😭

taliamar: ahhh look at her!! 🩷🩷

tobjizzle: 🫂

user111: ahhhhh theyre all so cute together!!!

user007: OLIVE!!!! OLIVE CONTENT!!!! THANK YOU Y/N!!!!

gkbarry_: adorable 🫶

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calfreezy

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calfreezy: uh genuine fucking question for @behzingagram & @faithlousiak, how the fuck do you forget to tell someone that they're your childs godmother??? like mate shes been sobbing for the past 30 minutes ffs

tagged: @behzingagram @faithlousiak @y/n l/n

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COMMENTS;

theburntchip: mate how the fuck does this even happen

calfreezy: brother do not ask me

faithlousiak: AAAAAAA were sorry y/n!!! 😭🫂

calfreezy: whilst shes still in bloody tears she says that its okay

behzingagram: oops

chrismd10: why am I not suprised

miniminter: guys this shows that y/n is actually the most emotional person in our friend group we werent lying

stephen_tries: #exsposed2024

callux: 😭

ksi: jesus christ

userly: OHMYGOD WHAT EHJDJCJC 😭😭

wroetoshaw: bloody hell

user444: HOW DID THEY FORGET BAHHAHA???

useroo: I CANT THIS IS TO FUNNY

taliamar: oh my god why am I not suprised @faithlousiak

faithlousiak: I DIDNT MEAN TO OKAY? SHE WAS JUST SO GOOD WITH OLIVE AND WE JUST FORGOT 😭😭

user007: I CACKLED SO LOUDLY WTF

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y/n l/n

liked by sidemen, zerkaa and 134,584 others

y/n l/n: SOMEBODY SEDATE ME AND SAVE ME FROM THE FUCKERS 👹👺 anyways new sidemen video coming out this sunday, make sure to check it out you twats xxx

tagged: @calfreezy @wroetoshaw @arthurtv @theburntchip

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COMMENTS;

y/n l/n: also forgot to mention, my apologies for the first pic idk how cal clooned but he did so theres two of him

calfreezy: oh fuck off

y/n l/n: love you too darling! 😇😚

calfreezy:🖕

y/n l/n: ❤

sidemen: were sure it wasn't that bad 👀

y/n l/n: mate you lot werent the ones who had to save these fuckers from the animals

user505: i can already tell this video is gonna be a banger

userely: love how y/n is always the worker whos stuck with the most chaotic crew

arthurtv: we weren't that bad!

y/n l/n: arthur darling we both know that isn't true whatsoever

wroetoshaw: oh piss off ya dramatic prick

y/n l/n: MOTHER FUCKER I WAS CHASED BY A GODDAMN WILD DOG BECAUSE OF YOU LOT AND I HAD TO SAVE YOUR ASSES AS WELL, DO NOT TELL ME THAT I'M A DRAMATIC PRICK

user777: OMGGG PLEASE TELL ME THAT WELL BE ABLE TO SEE THAT IN THE VIDEO

y/n l/n: sadly you will be able to see and hear me screaming and running for my life. from multiple pov's as well

user777: OH LORD BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

theburntchip: you cant deny the fact that you've had fun

y/n l/n: I did. When I was drunk.

calfreezy: love you too

y/n l/n: 😐🖕❤

sabinablair_: you poor woman 😭💓

y/n l/n: WIFEY COME SAVE ME YOUR FIANCE AND THE OTHERS HAVE LOST IT PLEASE

sabinablair_: LOL 😭🫂

useroo: love to see bts pictures

useredup: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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theburntchip

⤷ y/n l/n liked theburntchip's story! ♡

⤷ y/n l/n: fuck off

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y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: alexa play uptown girl by billy joel xxx new youtube video coming out tomorrow! ✮⋆˙

tagged: @calfreezy

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freyanightingale: stunning stunning girl x

y/n l/n: FREYA MY LOVE ILY ❣️❣️❣️

taliamar: 😍

faithlousiak: 😘😋

vikkstagram: love the glasses @y/n l/n

y/n l/n: thank you vikk 👀😎

gkberry_: icon

calfreezy: can i take you to pound town?

y/n l/n: fuck yes. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

useroo: BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WTF

theburntchip: mate that is wild

bambinobecky: 🛏👈

y/n l/n: sprinting over to you asap

calfreezy: oi this is outrages

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willne

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y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: after 3 fucking years WE FINALLY DID IT 🏆🏆🏆we got onto that fucking podium and we snached that 2nd place you lot. a big thank you to everyone who was supporting Señor Frogs 🐸🫶 anyhow, never doing this again, because once more, this was was also traumatizing.

make sure to check out the video on chip's and everyone elses channels xxx

also fuck you ethan, coudn't you have been dying another fucking day instead of the days before our race??? much love tho xxx

tagged: @calfreezy @theburntchip @wroetoshaw @behzingagram @chrismd10 @mattplumb @willne @callux

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calfreezy: we fucking smashed it

y/n l/n: you can say that again

theburntchip: a night to remember

mattplumb: 🏆🏆🏆

sidemen: señor frogs for the win 🐸🏆

userly: SCREAAAMING IM SO HAPPY JDNDIFJKFCJCJDJOWOWOEIFJC

willne: what a fucking race that was

callux: think i finally did something useful for the team

y/n l/n: that'd be a first

user888: 🐸🐸🐸

behzingagram: oh fuck off 🏆

y/n l/n: love you too behz 😚

chrismd10: we were elite

user007: HELL YEAAAAHAA IM SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

user111: so proud of you guys 🥹🩷

useredup: about time 🏆

user505: SEÑOR FROGS FOR THE WINNNNNN

tobjizzle: good job you lot 👏🙌

zerkaa: love to see it

xeuserxe: LOVED THE VIDEO BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA 🐸🏆🏆

arthurtv: good job frogs!

georgeclarkeey: 🏆

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[w2soneshots]

One bed -Calfreezy

words: 0.9k+

warnings: smut.

summary: when you arrive on holiday with the troops you realise you’re going to have to share a bed with Cal. Obviously it didn’t go as expected.

notes: first Freezy fic and I really eased myself into it with a smut🤦‍♀️. Also who doesn’t love the ‘only one bed’ trope?🤭 I hope you enjoy my loves!!❤️‍🔥🫶🏼

"Are you sure you're ok with it?" Cal asked for the second time. "Yes. I really don't care." I replied. We're currently on holiday with the sidemen, their girlfriends and Callux. JJ booked a villa but got the amount of rooms we would need wrong, so some people are having to share. All of the couples are together. JJ and Tobi are sharing and so is Harry and Callux, leaving me and Freezy. The problem is that each room only has one bed.

He offered to sleep on the couch but I told him that that was ridiculous, the beds are massive and the sofa is hard as fuck. He'd end up with spine damage by the end of the week long trip. After I unpacked I got changed into some clothes more appropriate for the hot weather. When I left the bathroom I was faced with Frezzy who was waiting on the bed. "Finally! You took ages." He jumped up. I shook my head with a smile. "See ya." I headed towards the door.

Everyone decided that we'd spend tonight at the villa, taking advantage of the huge pool in the garden. Me and the girls sat around chatting whilst the boys fucked about in the pool, acting like children. "Oi! Are you gonna come have some fun?!" JJ shouted. We all collectively signed. I really didn't want to have to wash my hair. But it was still boiling hot even though it was almost night o'clock at night. And that fresh cool water looked really inviting. "Fuck it." I pulled my tank top over my head, revealing the bikini I had put on underneath (because who wears normal underwear on holiday? Always got to be prepared).

The girls decided that they wanted to get in as well so we jumped in. I emerged from the water with soaking wet hair. I pushed it back so it was out of my way. "This feels so nice." I smiled as spoke to Freya. "I know right." She agreed. After some time I swam over to Freezy. "I'm gonna go up. I'll be in the shower so you'll have to wait." I informed him. He nodded. "Alright. See you in a bit." I smiled lightly at him then pushed myself out of the pool. "Night guys!" I shouted as I walked towards the glass doors.

Once I got into the shower and washed the chlorine from my body and hair I dried off. I wrapped one of the clean, white towels around my body then opened the bathroom door. Freezy wasn't in yet so I quickly got changed into some little pyjamas. In this weather I probably would've slept in my underwear but obviously that wouldn't be appropriate. I dried my hair and just as I was moisturising my face Freezy walked into the bedroom, soaking wet. "Get in the shower quick!" I whispered yelled, since he was dripping pool water everywhere. "Ok ok! I'm going."

By the time he was finished I was already in bed, scrolling through my phone. I secretly admired his back muscles as he lent down to grab something from his suitcase. A few minutes later he slid into bed with just his boxers on. I popped my phone onto the bedside table. As I tried to get comfortable Cal broke the silence. "Do you know if we're going out tomorrow night?" He asked quietly. I turned to look at him. "Uh yeah. I think so. Simon booked a table at the local club." I replied. "Oh ok. Thanks." He whispered. I smiled then turned back over.

My head began to spin, I'm actually in the same bed as Cal. It felt weird but right at the same time. "y/n?" I swiftly turned myself around. His body was just a few centimetres from mine. Without thinking I pressed my lips onto his. As I pulled away I suddenly felt extremely nervous. But when he pulled me into him, attaching our lips once more, any thought in my head disappeared. Slowly it turned more and more passionate as both of our hands roamed the other's body. His hand moved to my thigh, gently tugging me onto his lap. I straddled him, while not breaking the kiss. He groaned lightly into my mouth. It was like a sound I had never heard before and I loved it.

He gently hooked his fingers around the elastic of my shorts. "Can I?" He asked, looking me in the eyes. I nodded. "Yes." He slowly pulled the thin fabric down then quickly rolled us both over so he was now on top of me, between my legs. "Are you sure you wanna do this?" "Cal, please." I practiced begged. He moved his hand down to my naked cunt. Running one finger through my folds, making me gasp. He found my clit then began slowly rubbing circles on the bundle of nerves. I let out an uncontrollable moan. "Shh." He hushed me. "Don't wanna wake anyone up do we, love?" I shook my head then bit down on my bottom lip.

The next morning I woke to Freezy staring at me. "Enjoying the view?" I joked. "Yep. Very much." He replied, pulling me into him. Last night we were both completely sober and I didn't regret a single thing. I felt relieved when it seemed he also didn't regret anything. "So... six inches yeah?" I broke the comfortable silence. "Oh shut up." He replied sarcastically. I giggled. I could stay here, like this, with him forever.

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Señor Frogs Headcanons (☁️/🔞)

Summary: Inspired by Señor Frogs driving team getting their first podium: headcanons of what it'd be like returning to each of the drivers as gf!reader after each of their stints. Content (warnings): mainly fluff, smut @ end features thigh riding + rly slight exhibitionism

Chrismd -Performance synopsis: he spun out initially but managed to clutch up and take the senor frogs to right in the middle (15th place) -He'd come back to cheers and pats on the back from his fellow drivers, rain speckling his visor and suit that had just began as he'd ran off the track -He takes in the boys' praise and a mouthful of cake that Chippo forces down him as a celebratory snack -But as soon as he locks eyes with you his grin is widening by tenfold -You're over the moon - completely shocked and surprised and proud of your man - running to him with open arms and wrapping him torso with the grandest hug - your face slotting into the crook of his neck and eyes closing as you hug him with all the force in your body -Practically knock the man  off of his feet, and he falls back onto the sofa behind him, still wrapped with your arms around him -Ends up having the post-performance chat with the boys with you wrapped around his middle - one of his hands gesturing and accompanying what he said, whilst the other pat your back and rubbed over the back of your head.

Willne -Performance synopsis: Shambolic at the start - didn't do his helmet up or take the seat insert out, losing valuable time for the team - gets a contact warning for being an "aggressive driver" and spun out a few more times, before finishing his stint as night fell. -Will came back feeling sick. He thought he'd done horrid as he left that car, but seeing you on the line with the iconic whiteboard - stood besides Calfreezy with the sign reading "MY BOYFRIEND IS THE BEST DRIVER"- -Will received a heavy slap on the back from Freezy, and a kiss on the visor from you. -You hadn't even realised that you wouldn't be able to kiss Will, with his helmet and visor still pulled down, until your lips met the cold glass and you pulled back - seeing the misty shape of your lips patterned across the glass -Your hands were completely frenzied as they shoved the visor up with a palm, smashing your lips through the slit and connecting them with Will's whilst he used his arms (pumped and inflated with adrenaline) to pull you up onto his waist, walking you back into the Senor Frog's shelter  -And when you walked into the warm room where the rest of the teamates were - you had Will's helmet in your hand, your other hand wrapped around his neck to hold your body close to his whilst he held you around his waist, kissing you sweeter than ever even whilst you were drenched from the rain outside -You didn't care. You were over the moon kissing Will like he had won the olympics. 

Chip -Performance synopsis: The night driver. The fastest and one of the best drivers, sent out to manage the weight of the boys' expectations in the dark of the night. And in the rain and the dark, Chip flew past the other drivers and into first-fucken-place. Too bad he got a black flag and pulled into the pit lane - told off for overtaking and spinning out with a stalled car... -Chip returned to the RV dejected, having had Cal laugh in his face from his performance. -You were laying in the RV bed that Chip had reserved for you, and were groggily awoken as your boyfriend, dressed in a now relaxed hoodie and pair of joggers, pulled the curtain back and told you to move up for him. -You'd watched the beginning of the performance, and so when Chip came back feeling so down you wondered what had happened -"You did so well!" You pressed a kiss to his face, then another on the other side. "You took the team to first place and had the fastest laps-!" -"I spun out and stalled the car and lost a minute" Chip grumbled in retaliation, pulling a pillow over his face to cover himself in shame. -You knew that wasn't good for the team at all, but you still couldn't let your boy look so distressed, so you carefully pulled the pillow away from his face and peppered two more kisses over either of his closed eyes -"That can be made up with other teams' pit stops," You consoled him, letting your hand rub over Chippo's curly locks comfortingly. "Anyone in the team - anyone on the track could've spun out or stalled the car - not everyone could've overtaken everyone on the track and gotten the team into first place-" -Your words were abruptly cut off by someone in the RV violently SHHHHHHHHing to indicate that it was still indeed 3am and people were trying to sleep. -Turning back to Chip, his expression at least looked less unhappy and more accepting - and you could feel his heartrate against your front, slowing and coming to a reasonable rate. -It was then Chip's turn to press a kiss to your forehead and mumble a thank you - i love you - turn around - spooning you before falling asleep, holding you as close to his chest as possible

Harry Lewis -He was panicking when he got onto the course, and that showed the moment he got onto the track and got overtaken my everyone else. Wailing through the microphone, screaming to get him off, practically crying into the mic where no-one could communicate to him... Bog returned feeling humiliated, embarrassed and with just a slight death wish -It was still dark when Harry returned, and you didn't hear anything until you felt the strong arm around your waist, pulling you into his body, closer, and sighing into your back as lay down next-to you in the sleeping quarters. -"I fucked it," was what you heard from behind you, before Harry's forehead pressed against your back, hiding his face from the light in shame, as he tried to also get a bit of sleep. -You knew better than to try console Harry verbally in this situation, too. -Instead, you let your hand scale over Harry's arm until you found his hand, wrapped around your middle and beneath your body - bringing it from beneath you and up to your mouth, planting a kiss to the back and interlacing your fingers with his to squeeze him, and physically reassure him. -Something close to a whine escaped his lips because he definitely did not feel comforted by the actions which he knew had the intention of placating him. -You knew what comforted him though, and you let his hands do what they needed to. -They fell down to your stomach, the section that wasn't defined with muscle and had a squish to it. -His palms massaged the pliant flesh, massaging it between each section of his palm and kneading it like a cat making biscuits, using your body like a stress ball  -It sent you to sleep. That feeling of being held and nurtured by someone you loved. And Harry was quick to sleep, too, his hands slowly slowing to just holding you and cradling your body.

Willne (second stint) -Second stint performance synopsis: The boys were horrified seeing him go out and go so slowly. The weather had reached an all time low, as had the team's performance. -"Sack of piss and shit car," Will came in and practically threw his helmet down, throwing the headset at Cal too, who accepted his fate and let the shitty plastic hit his arm. "You c'mere, Y/n, I need a rest-" -Even filled with anger, Will couldn't resist the opportunity to take a nap with you. -"Lie across me, please," Will had asked, groggy hands already trying to manoeuvre you and pull you on top of him. -You knew he liked that feeling of being compressed, and you liked Will's chest as a pillow - so you crawled on top of Will's body and let his hand fall to your back, hand grazing up and down over and over, fingernails lightly scratching and getting you addicted to his touch as you closed your eyes and enjoyed the moment of peace and care away from the other boys, Will's scratching slowing to a stop until you felt air fanning across the top of your head and little snores n grumbles from your sleeping beauty

Chip (second stint) -After two hours sleep, Chip wasn't feeling happy to proceed Will's performance... Yet he outdid everyones' expectations and with the help of the rival team's technical errors... Chip seemed to be making up for Will's performance. -Chip practically received a roar of cheers and praise as he entered into the Frogs' den, and as he sat down besides you and felt you pressing your lips firmly against his cheek to cement a proud kiss to his cheek. -Your boyfriend's adrenaline and emotion was still high and furiously pumping through his body however, and that small gesture just wasn't enough for Chippo. -And so despite all the other boys that were in the room and still watching the man - Chip's arm came around the underside of your thigh and hauled you over his body so that you straddled his hips - before his hand wrapped around the back of your neck and brought your lips smashing into his, meeting in the most frantic and passionate kiss which Chip was fast to insert his tongue into, sloppying and wetting the both of your lips as the boys around you eurrrggghhhhhhhed, and Cal even joked "C'mon Chippo, your performance was good but not good enough for this much PDA-"

Harry (second stint) -After being placed in first place after Matt's masterclass on the track, Harry did his absolute best not to get onto that track. Surprise; he found himself back on the track just as the rain restarted. And although Harry started perfectly, Harry's spirits were hindered as he let more and more drivers surpass him and take the first place spot.  -"Fuck off," Harry grumbled at Cal as soon as he saw the giraffe looking twat (his words, not my narration) at the race-side. -He huffed as he sat on the sofa in the group setting - right besides you. -And you could tell Harry was in a dangerous mood - meaning you were unsure whether or not to say anything to him.. -Harry answered that internal issue however, as his arms wrapped around your waist and drew you from your conversation with Chippo as he pulled you onto his lap, burying his head into the back of your shoulder where he could block all light from reaching his eyes and smell the perfume you'd worn on your pulse point to calm him down.  -You ran a hand through his hair with a blush forming across yours cheeks as you signalled to Chippo to save the conversation for later, instead working on knotting your fingers through Harold's hair and massaging the stress out of his scalp lovingly

Chip (third stint) -He went in to make up for Harry's mistakes, and managed to weasel a penalty for an opposition team... Yet also appeared to have damaged his him from the injury of the collision. Regardless, he takes the car over the final line and brings the boys their second place and podium position.  -He ran back to the side lines where his team was cheering and screaming praise at the man who had secured them a podium for their first time ever -He literally grabbed you when he got there - picking you up from the lower half and lifting you straight from your feet - spinning you around and making you clutch his shoulders as he whirled you, squeezing you tighter than ever -You were put down with a headrush that made you barely able to see, before Chip crashed his lips into yours with a bruising force that almost made you pass out as your lashes fluttered and head spun, trying to accommodate the fast pace of everything happening around you -Has you in one arm and the trophy in the other whilst taking podium photos -Puts his medal around you n gets litr the cutest photos -U see later that night an insta story Chippo's posted: some candid photo of you one of the photographers had taken when you cheered upon seeing Chip cross the finish line - in your sundress and look of ecstasy on your face -And the caption makes your heart melt: "Couldn't have done it without my good-luck girl either <3"

Calfreezy (🔞) -This brother was STRESSED the entire time. -would have u on his lap from START TO FINISH whilst sat in front of the screens n viewing station, his head resting against your shoulder as he looks past you - hands wrapped around your waist - fixated on the screen -Will squeeze + you'll feel his grip tightening whenever he gets nervous watching someone out on the track -N when he gets excited because Chip and Matt are overtaking a bunch of drivers, he'll bounce his leg happily and cause you to jump with it. -At night, when everyone's asleep in the RV and Harry was out on the track, giving you two the empty room... Cal had you feeling needy, your exhibitionist and horny thoughts turning up as you shuffled in his lap. -"C'mon Cal, no-one would know..." You'd turned around to straddle his lap - and you were gently nipping and kissing over his neck to persuade him, your body flush against his under the blanket that Matt had provided you before going to sleep himself. "Everyone's asleep and Harry's gonna be out on the track for another hour - c'mon - you need to relieve some of that stress, too-" -"Y/n I gotta stay focussed.." Cal groaned, readjusting his semi beneath his cargos, and you whined in response, rutting your hips into his and giving him absolutely no chance to compose himself. -"But Caaal, I need you.." Your words made him groan, rolling his head back and fastening his hands around your hips to stop you from grinding down onto him, because the combination of your words and his body was driving him fucking insane. -He found a compromise though. His hands wrapped around either thigh and quite literally picked you up and off from his lap - instead placing either of your knees around one of his thighs.  -"Ride my thigh then. You're really that desperate for something? Ride my thigh and thank me for it." -Already turned on - his words were practically enough to make you finish right then and there -But allowing your hands to fasten around your shoulders instead - your teeth biting down into his trapezius to muffle the moans and whimpers that fell from your lips - you humped your core furiously back and forth over his thigh -And even though he initially refused to do anything because he was so focussed on monitoring the screen, he could feel his agitation growing as with each rut of your hips you moved his cargos and created friction between his cock and the material of his trousers -Gives you max 30 seconds recovery to come down from your high before folding you over the table and fucking you whilst having you babble thank you's and pray that no-one woke up and returned to the room early.

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brothers best friend

pairing: Callum McGinley x Airey reader warnings: sexual content, age gap, unprotected sex, thigh riding, daddy kink prompt: Faye is Callum Airey's sister and has an extreme attraction to Callums best friend Callux.

Fuck he looked good. I sat as I watched him behind the scenes of a sidemen shoot. Every bone in me tries to disguise how attracted I am to him, since I know that nothing will ever happen between the two of us.

For one he is 10 years older than me and is not even supposed to be an option with how my brother would react to his best friend having sexual thoughts about me.

Cal would literally kill me if I even initiate something with Lux. But I couldn't ignore the fact that whenever he was around my knees instantly fold or my panties become less and less dry.

The thing is I can't get him off my mind. Perhaps it's because I'm just horny and have never had a sexual experience but if you ask me it's more than that. Since there was just something in me that wanted to make him proud or just want his approval and no one else's.

I haven't even realised that I have been staring at him for the past couple of minutes. Because of my staring Lux sent me a questionable look.

"Alright lets take 20, everyone", some person behind the camera shouted. Probably since they were going to be here the entire day. I am only going to be here for another hour until my mom can come pick me up. So I definitely understand why they are taking a break.

Callux starts walking towards me. My brother had left with some of the guys to get some food from the buffet. "Aren't you going to go eat?" I ask him politely trying to not make it obvious that just a couple of minutes ago I was thinking about him being inside of me.

"Not really hungry for food", he responds.

I give him a confused look. "Than what are you hungry for?" I laugh a little through the confusion.

His eyes travel up and down my body stopping at my clenched thighs that were closer together than anything else on this world. Lux sits down next to me. "Why are your thighs so clenched, here let me help you", he puts his soothing hand on my thigh. Trying to relax my muscles. His hand traveling further and further up my thigh.

Good thing I am wearing my jeans. Otherwise I probably would have come un done right there and then. I close my eyes and put my head back. Enjoying a feeling I probably will never feel again. He retrieves his hands and I quickly open my eyes again. "All better", he says.

"Thanks I guess", I say whilst crossing my legs. My cheeks turn to a rosey color.

"So why were you staring at me before", well what am I supposed to say to that, "that I was thinking about how you could fuck me good", that would just be stupid.

I look at Callum who looked at me in a shocked manner. "Oh my fucking god I did not just say that out loud. Please tell me I didn't say that", he laughs a little.

"Yes you did and yes I could", he says and gets up. Leaving me in utter disbelief.

I just can't believe I said that. At least he didn't feel uncomfortable. More like amusing.

The boys returned with food on some paper plates and sat down in the studio. Not being able to stand the weird tension in this room whilst Callux was talking to my brother as if I hadn't just seconds ago said that I want him to fuck me, I decide to get some food.

At the buffet there were a lot of options. But I was most interested in the rice so I took some rice and vegetables. I sat down in the empty room not even hungry.

I decide to not eat my food and just sit there playing with the strings of the holes in my jeans. All of a sudden someone sits down beside me. Lux. "There you are, I've been looking for you", I couldn't even look at him and hide my face in my hands. Still embarrassed over what I had done earlier. "Why are you hiding you're. Come on it wasn't that bad. I get it I was your age once too and fuck me I wanted to fuck anyone if they'd given me the chance", I laugh he gets a hold of my hands and put them down.

"Well the thing is, this is probably tmi but I just think I need to say this. I have never had a sexual experience, not even by myself and I have never had the urge to but I don't know lately every fucking time I see you...thats enough information", I tell him.

He looks at me a little shocked. His hand travel to my thigh stopping at a hole in my jeans. "Never? You have to be kidding right. There is no way not even you have played with yourself", he says his hand sliding in to the loose hole in my jeans. His hand caressing my naked thigh.

"I just never have had the urge. And I am honestly scared of doing anything to myself", he looks me in the eyes. I know what he is thinking probably. "I need to stop talking", I say.

The thing is just the feeling of his hand on my thigh could make me tell him anything if he asked me. "Don't rush it, okay? One day you will find a guy you find attractive and then things will just unravel", he tells me. "Because even if I wanted to give you that pleasure I can't. Cal is my best friend and it would literally kill me", he tells me. I nod understanding everything he is telling me.

Suddenly my phone begins to vibrate and with that Callum decided to leave. I pick up the phone and my mother immediately says that she's here. So I get my things and leave.

Before I can even enter the car she says something. "So you're staying at your brother place today. He's not very happy about it and neither am I but I have no other choice", she says.

"What do you mean you have no other choice?" I ask her confused as to what she means by that.

"I got a call from a client in Edinburgh and have to catch a flight today. I swear I'm going to change firms because this is actually not okay anymore", she says. Lately her law firm has been only sending her to the further away places and has had to travel last minute. She is in her own opinion starting to turn grey because of this.

"Well can't I just stay alone at home", she laughs.

We pull up to Callums apartment. "There is no way I'm letting you stay alone. What if something happens? No no I'm already turning grey there is no way I am letting you do that", she says. "I packed you a bag for the night get it from the backseat". She gives me a kiss on the cheek and leaves after I get the bag and shut the door.

I walk up to his apartment and lock the door after entering. Leaving all my stuff in the living room and sitting down on the couch. Intending to take a nap. But that nap turned into a three hour long sleep. Which probably would have been longer if I hadn't heard the door unlock.

The three boys enter. "I'm never doing sidemen shoots again it takes way to fucking long", my brother says.

"What are you yapping about you always want to be there", Harry said obviously exhausted.

"Yeah and then I end up regretting it", they all took off their jackets and shoes. Finally noticing me after.

"I didn't know your sister was staying here", Harry says. Callux looked at me slightly surprised I was here.

"Yeah forgot to tell you guys but my mum told me about it just a few hours ago", Cal says.

"Well I'm gonna hit the hay", Harry says.

"Same, well at least a nap", Cal says and turns to me before entering his room. "Don't do anything stupid and you know where everything is", he says and enters his room.

Now it was just me and Lux. Who has gone to the fridge to get a drink. "Aren't you going to go to bed?" I ask him.

"Not really tired so no", he says and sits down beside me.

"So you're not really hungry and not really tired than what are you", I laugh at him.

He laughs as well closing his eyes and putting his head back. "Really fucking horny that's what I am", he laughs. I couldn't tell if he was joking or not. But I felt a little courageous. So with him not having opened his eyes yet I straddle his lap.

Immediately he opens his eyes. "What the fuck are you doing", he says placing his hands on my thighs. I put my hands around his neck.

"Nothing, just thought your lap would be more comfortable", I smirk lightly.

He takes a deep breath his eyes traveling from my eyes to my lips. I adjust a little to be more comfortable. To which he holds down my hips so it becomes more difficult for e to move as well as putting some pressure. A very light moan escapes my lips when I feel something pressing against my sex. I hide my face in the crook of his neck.

Because of the light moan he pushes against me again making me moan again. I started to roll my hips and he pushed hard against me. "Lux", I moan into his ear and he groans. "Harder", I tell him. And he listens pushing very hardly against my sex as I roll my hips meeting his.

All of a sudden he stops my hips. I look at him confused and desperate. "Straddle my leg. I want you to fuck yourself on my leg", says putting a hair behind my ear. I have never done anything like this. But I am submissive and oblige happily to his command. I straddle his leg and start rolling my hips hard and fast.

"Just like that", he says. "Such a good girl", he starts to bounce his leg which makes me moan even harder. He puts a hand against my mouth to muffle my moans.

I couldn't get enough of the sensation and I was getting closer to my climax. "Lux I think I'm close", I tell him.

"No you're not, I am telling you when you are close. You listen to me", he says. Only making more wet. I loved being controlled by him. Being told what to do.

I bite down on his shoulder lightly to muffle my moans. Because the constant rubbing against his leg and rough material was getting to me. "Now take off your jeans", he tells me. I stand up quickly and take off my jeans. He unzips his jeans. A prominent budge visible. But he doesn't take them off fully. I straddle his lap yet again in my underwear. He pulls out his dick.

"Lux how is that supposed to fit. It's so big", I tell him starting to get scared of the pain I might feel.

"Don't worry I will be slow and careful. It might hurt but you won't have to take me entirely", he says. His hands travel to my underwear pulling it aside. And then I position myself on him.

It hurt but in a good way. I moan silently knowing we aren't alone. I start going down his shaft. It was visible how desperate he was for it to go faster.

"Your doing so great just keep going", he says his hands guiding my hips. I reach the end and start to roll my hips. As he starts to fuck into me as well.

I wanted to scream instead whimpers were coming out because of how much ecstasy I was feeling. He started going harder. His dick pushing hard inside of me. Going in and out every time harder. I rolled my hips faster.

Never have I never felt anything like this. "Such a good girl aren't you", he tells me. "Such a good girl for Daddy aren't you", he says which makes me moan a little too loud. "Quiet you don't want us to get caught do you?", he asks.

"No I don't daddy, I'm sorry", I hold in my moans which is harder than what you would think. I get close to his ear. "Daddy", I whisper. To which he thrust became deeper and harder.

"Ugh, I don't know how much longer I can take", I tell him. Lux repositions us so he's on top and I am laying on the sofa.

"Just a little more, so daddy can come with you", he says.

The thrust were only getting harder and holding in my climax wasn't getting easier. "Alright princess you can cum now", his thrusts have become sloppier and he came inside of me at the same time as I did.

Still inside of me he lied on top of me a little. Applying as little pressure as possible. "Fuck that was good", he says.

He gets up and puts his dick in his away. Going to the bathroom. Lux returns with a towel. "Let me clean you up a bit", he says and starts cleaning me up.

I was still in shock of how good it was. Maybe it was worth the wait? "Lux?" I say.

"Yeah?", he says returning from between my legs to a normal state. I put my underwear to it's original state and go to my bag to get my shorts.

"Cal can't find out about this I say", to which he nods and agrees. I put my shorts on. "That was fucking amazing though.", I say and lay my head on his lap.

As I start to fall asleep again. Exhausted.

[the-phantom-author]

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HINT, HINT:

a fool for your stockings. ♡

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Holiday PDA:

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Click

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“You woke me with your groanin’ and whatnot.”

Argument turns into injury

[sinofwriting]

Insane - CalFreezy

Words: 192

Summary: Kissing in the rain

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“You are absolutely insane.” Cal laughs as she pulls him further into the empty street, rain pouring down on them. She grins up at him, uncaring of the water hitting her face. “You say that as if you aren’t.” “I never said that. Out of the two of us, you usually have the common sense.” “I can’t always have the brain cell.” She jokes, beaming when he laughs and she steps closer.

She hands grab the lapels of his jacket and tug him closer. “Kiss me?” His hand makes his way to her neck, thumb rubbing at her jaw. “If ever say no to that it’s not me.” She begins to laugh, but is cut off by his lips on hers. Her eyes flutter shut and her grip tightens at the contact and she can’t help but lean into him. Enjoying how his free hand goes to her waist, grasping her.

“You’re insane.” He repeats when they break apart, thumb still stroking her jaw. But instead of the laughter they held before, they’re said with unbelievable softness, and she can’t help but press a kiss to his palm. Returning the sentiment silently.

[gothicwidowsworld]

Hide & Seek C.A

CalFreezy was in-fucking-sane. It was no longer a rumour as far as Y/N was concerned it was fact. You could ask anybody those three simple words and they’d most likely agree even if they’d never spent more than five minutes with him. Yet again Y/N found herself somehow roped into filming a video with the lanky idiot she called her boyfriend. At least this time there were six other victims of her boyfriend's insanity.

“Where are you going to hide?” Harry whispered leaning towards the y/h/c girl. Harry had a habit of clinging to someone whilst playing hide and seek, because of this and the fact he really wasn’t great at staying quiet he was often one of the first to get caught. “Bugger of Boggo I’m not telling you!” Y/N hissed, flickering her y/e/c orbs over the gopro in her hand. Cal had explained the video idea weeks ago after a meeting with Sam and Y/N had used that to her advantage. She’d already seen the building's layout and was sure she’d found the perfect hiding spot and she wasn’t going to let Harry of all people steal this pretty much confirmed win. “Ah Y/N/N come on… Help a roomie out?” Harry begged, jutting out his bottom lip and attempting what Y/N suspected to be puppy dog eyes. “Harry no” the y/s/c girl groaned moving away from her friend. 

“I’d just like to clarify that I don't know why I'm here…. I have a feeling Cal just wants to get me in a dark corner.” the female YouTuber accused loudly, pointing a finger in her boyfriend's direction. Part of that was true, the y/h/c young woman was still a little confused why Cal invited her; he already had Harry, Theo, Gib, even Arthur and more. Perhaps the man was trying to get out of planning date night, it wouldn’t be the first time he’d tried to get content and get lucky at the same time. Yet again Y/N was glad Cal had rented the venue so members of the public didn’t think her accusation was anywhere near serious. Turning to face his girlfriend of three years Cal frowned slightly “You think i’d do that to you?” the brown haired man asked in faux innocence. His eyes gave him anyway, they always did especially when it came to Y/N. Nine times out of ten if the tall YouTuber was ever up to something his eyes would always betray his mischief. “Honestly Freezy I thought you had more class then to try to touch me up in a trampoline park.” Y/N argued, shooting a toothy grin towards the man. 

“I have class” Cal retaliated ignoring the groan from Harry. The poor Guernsey native was used to the couple's odd behaviour but sometimes he really did consider moving out. “I’ll wait until we get to the car park.” Cal mumbled loudly with a shrug. “That’s it Gib I'm staying with you tonight!” Harry yelled, his face pale as he frantically moved further away from the girl he’d usually call his friend, almost falling into the foam pit in the process. “Don’t be such a baby Harold… besides how you're going to get through all those Sidemen condoms… not like you're getting much action.” Y/N exclaimed mockingly, enjoying the look of pure terror that flooded her flatmates face. 

“And on that note… to decide who’s going to be the seeker for the first round we’re going to play a little game…. Last one… in the foam pit is it!” Cal said, throwing himself in the pit of cubed foam that quite frankly stank of feet. 

“I just hope you know Cal even though I love you… You're going down!” Y/N teased from her spot across the pit, her competitive side already showing. 

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[star2fishmeg]

Chasing Cars

[Calfreezy x reader]

Genre: fluff, angst?

Request: none

Warnings: none

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All good things must come to an end eventually, and the past week had been one to remember.

Two bodies side by side, leaning against the railing of the nightclub balcony, with the Mykonos sun setting in their eyes. Neither spoke a word, neither realised each other's company - just listening to the muffled bass of music.

The tale of two familiar strangers, becoming one over a coincidence of expert timing. Them, the boys, being lost in the streets with slurring words and thoughts, and them, the girls, just getting their night started that Saturday night.

Callum being the one to notice the fellow Brits, "Excuse me, we are lost." being the first words ever spilled to her.

"We're just on our way to another club, come." She had taken his arm in her own to lead the group with them, and them being in the messy state they were, she couldn’t leave them unsupervised.

That night started many more. Many more nights of intoxication with only enough consciousness to hear the music and to feel his hands roaming her body, enough to feel his warm lips on hers, enough to feel something between them.

But that was six days ago, now it was the night before they'd part paths and continue their lives with only the memory lingering. Y/n sighed, pushing herself from the railing and laying down on the concrete, the smells and dirt were the last thing to worry about. Cal's eyes followed her solemnly, turning his back to the sunset. He ambled to her, standing over Y/n's relaxed limbs and spawled hair.

She opened her eyes ajar directly towards the sky above, "If I just lay here, will you lie with me and just forget the world?" She asked with a soft smile. Cal removed his hands from his pockets and carefully lowered his body to lay next to hers. They remained in silence a little longer, laying like two worn out children with their limbs shaping a star. Y/n diverted her gaze to his face - his plump lips she had kissed swollen, his strong jaw and cheekbones from the neck she sucked lemon salt off, his blue eyes she lost herself in. He caught her eye and turned to his side, propping his weight onto his lower arm.

"Will I ever see you again?" He croaked, glancing to her lips.

She smiled back, placing her palm to his cheek, "In time."

[fandom-imagines]

2 Truths and a lie: Calfreezy X Reader

Pairing: Calfreezy X Reader, Joe Weller X Reader (platonic) JJ X Reader (mentioned)

“Hey, guys. Welcome back to my channel” I smiled at the camera.

“Today I’m with the one and only Joe Weller” I laughed, pointing to the man who was to the left of me, who waved.

“And my boyfriend, Calfreezy” I continued, pointing at Cal who was sat next to me.

“So, what are we doing today, guys?” I asked, laughing at Joe who was pulling faces at the camera.

“I don’t know, Y/N. What are we doing?” I mimicked, making the boys laugh.

“Well, guys. We are play two truths and a lie” I replied to myself, leaning back against the couch that the three of us were sat on.

“If you don’t know what this game is, basically you tell two truths and a lie and the other person, or people in this case, have to guess which ones the lie. And if you get it wrong, you have to take a shot” I explained to the camera, pointing to the bottle of vodka below me before grabbing my slips of paper.

“So, we all have slips of paper with our statements written on them and we’re going to read them off one at a time.” I nodded, looking at the rest of the guys who nodded in agreement.

“Okay, Joe. You go first” I chuckled, watching him read his paper.

“I’ve got this. C’mon Weller” He said, taking a deep breath and straightening his back.

“I was a cheerleader at school. I didn’t have breakfast this morning or, I was actually born with a massive dong” He smirked, making Cal and I burst into hysterics.

“All of these are possible, except the last one” I winked, turning to Joe.

“How dare you!” He said, pointing his finger in my face.

“What are you gonna go with, Cal?” I asked, facing my boyfriend who looked deep in thought.

“I’m gonna say that the lie is you were a cheerleader” Cal announced, a confident smirk on his lips.

“Yeah, me too” I agreed.

Joe groaned, throwing his head back, making Cal and I cheer.

“Wait, so you were born with a massive dick?” I asked, jokingly earning a playful shove from him.

“Go on then!” I smirked, handing him a shot which he quickly threw back, a grimace on his face as his body shook.

“Okay, Cal your turn” I laughed, seeing the horrified look on his face.

“If you don’t get this right, we’re breaking up” He joked, turning his attention to the sheet in front of him.

“I once put laxatives in my mums’ tea and she spent the whole day on the toilet.” He began, glancing up at me and Joe.

“A girl was once chewing with her mouth open and was rude to the staff at the restaurant, so I texted JJ to call me for an ‘emergency’ and left the date halfway through and, a friend of mine once pissed in my teachers’ coffee dispenser during break” He finished, seeming confident.

“I think the JJ one’s fake” I smiled, turning to Joe.

“Yeah, me too” He nodded, turning towards freezy who had an unhappy look on his face.

“No!” He groaned, leaning back in his chair so quickly that he nearly fell off.

Laughing, I raised my hand up to high five Joe in celebration.

“A shot for you, my good sir” I said, faking an accent as I handed him a shot.

He chuckled, looking at the shot glass in his hand for a moment, before shrugging and raising it to his lips, barely even flinching as he swallowed.

“Your turn” He said, casually.

“You need to teach me how to take shots” I smiled, staring at Cal before Joe cleared his throat.

“Sorry to interrupt, but we have a video to film” He laughed, pointing towards the camera.

“I can’t decide how good these are, but we’re about to find out” I smiled, reading my sheet of paper.

“I once broke into my friend’s house in the middle of the night for a bowl of cereal.” I began, messing with the sheet of paper in my hand.

“I was involved in an FWB relationship with JJ a few years ago, and finally, I used to do volunteering in my free time when I was a teenager” I concluded, looking between the two.

“Well, this is obvious” The two of them said, making me smirk.

“Oh yeah?” I asked, smiling.

“The lie is obviously the JJ one” Cal smirked, proud of himself.

“Are you sure?” I laughed, tossing my paper at the bin, beside my door.

“Certain” He said, moving towards me.

“Me too” Joe agreed, nodding.

“Well, you’re both wrong” I shrugged, grabbing a bottle of water as the two-looked shocked.

“Wait, what?!” Joe gasped, a laugh of disbelief leaving his lips.

“How did we not know about this!” Cal asked flabbergasted.

“No way, you and JJ?!” Joe continued.

“Yep, six months” I told them, the pair still looking like they had just been told their girlfriend was pregnant.

“Shots for you both” I laughed, pouring them a shot of vodka.

“This isn’t fair, man” Cal sighed, looking at Joe before they both took their shots in sync.

“How did JJ lay you before me?” Joe asked, earning a punch to the shoulder.

“Back off, she’s my girlfriend” Cal chuckled, wrapping his arm around my shoulder, tightly.

“Well, I think this a perfect time to end the video” I said, continuing with my outro, despite the two men pulling faces in the background.

~~~

“As fun as it has been filming with you, I need to leave” Joe said, standing up from his seat and brushing off his jeans.

“Do you want me to call you an uber? You’ve technically been drinking” I offered, to which Joe agreed.

“Come on then”

~~~

“I still can’t believe you’ve fucked, JJ” Cal sighed.

We were currently sat on my couch, his arm placed on the back of the chair, over my shoulders.

“It was a hard time” I chuckled, leaning against Cal.

“I still don’t like it” He mumbled, thinking for a moment before smashing his lips against mine.

“Do I sense jealousy?” I smirked, my hand on his shoulder, the two of us laid back on the couch.

“I have every right to be” He whispered against my lips, pressing them back against my own.

“You do know JJ is going to comment on that video, right?” I asked, my hand now on the back of his neck.

“Well, I’m going to show him who you belong too” He smirked, his lips slowly travelling down my neck, making me giggle.

This was going to be great.

[trashland-llamas]

Welcome to Jackass

I know they'll never do this but consider this me manifesting the Sidemen doing a collab or something related to Jackass. Think Steve-O being in The Sidemen Show (EP1) & the Silent Library videos is the closest we'll get. 

Warnings; mentions of vomiting

It was Freezy's turn to do the introduction for the next bit. One he and Lux had been preparing for a while. 'Look we're not just growing old, we're growing up. Join me in the fight against unwanted pregnancy by buying the signature Sidemen condom at Sidemen Clothing.' Ignoring the other's complaints, holding up a small square—the condom. 'They're virtually unbreakable. Watch.'

Ethan deciding to deal out a joke, 'Time for a signature JJ condom break.' No lull of awkward silence as Cal walked to his RV parked behind him. 

It cuts to Freezy explaining the bit in a confessional style manner. 'As soon as I saw it, I thought, 'Oh man, fill up a condom with the sewage tank on my RV and then that'll be epic.' So, for weeks on end, I just belligerently refused to empty the sewage tank on my RV.

Freezy uncapping the sewage tank while Josh, Harry and Tobi plugged their noses. Leaning from behind the RV's side to watch the events unfold. The rest of the Sidemen and co. in a sort of semicircle. Harry, not knowing about the Cals' bit asked 'Did that sewage come from you and all your bros?'

'I've been saving up for weeks, mate. It's mostly Behz to thank though.' As he responds, a brownish—amber colored liquid fills the condom. Holding the condom to the cap. The smell cause JJ to dry heave as the liquid spills over, leaking from the side a little. 'These are quality condoms.'

'Yuck' is all everyone hears from Ethan. The condom now the size of a small balloon, Freezy holding the bottom with his other hand. 'That's not apple juice.' Tobi couldn't help but compare. Vikk, the closest to the action now retches.

Back to the confessional style camera, this time with Josh. The interviewer asking him what he thought Freezy was attempting to accomplish. 'Uh, advertise his condoms,' laughing for a second before continuing. 'which he stopped selling after that bit. They were popping' like paper bags.' Dissolving once more into chuckles.

The condom pops again, liquid splashing across Freezy's hand. JJ fully throwing up this time. Despite this, Freezy tries again. 'You might've wanted to test this idea before you brought it to...to the set.' Vikk's words causing everyone to laugh. This condom slips through Freezy's fingers, accidentally dropping it as if made of sand. 

'Put your finger in it. Put your finger in it.' Ethan prompts but Freezy doesn't abide. 'Don't get greedy,' Josh this time as the condom was again balloon shaped due to the amount of liquid. 'That's your bowels.' Harry can't help but comment. The condom pops before Freezy is able to pick it up, spilling into the grass below. The group shouts at this. 

'Hey guys, that's a shitty condom.' 

JJ now has his hoodie covering his nose as Tobi goes to help Cal. Both grasping a fully filled condom. 'I got it. I got it.' Cal says more to himself than Tobi. The condom pops as they begin to lift, Tobi immediately jumping back up. Proceeding to run off camera. 

Now in a confessional. 'Yeah, we were trying to fill it up and get the most we could in it.' Tobi shakes his head. 'And lucky me was right there when it was about to burst. and it did. And just got loads of flecks on my face, on my clothes.'

Now back in the camera's view, 'It's in my mouth.'

Freezy and Harry sit next to each other. Harry turning to Cal, 'We never quite got it, right?' 

'We never got.' Cal confirms, 'Either the condom would bounce off my head or it would break on my head. We had to have tried it like 15 times.' mimicking the action. 'So you have a signature condom, though'

'I was toying with the idea of coming out with the Sidemen condoms. And in hindsight, that's the worst idea I've had.' 

[petersasteria]

Calfreezy Imagine!

Requested? Yes. It was requested by my friend on Wattpad.

Pairing: Freezy x Reader

I want to say sorry in advance if this is shit bc I'm listening to One Direction whilst writing this. 1D has no chill it won't let me concentrate bc I sing along to the songs.

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Cal has been partying every week now. At first it didn't bother you, because you didn't want to be a killjoy. But it's starting to get out of hand.

He also comes home at 3 am very drunk. Sometimes Simon would call you (a/n: bc MiniFreezy) and tell you that he's sitting on a bench outside the club with a passed out Cal next to him. Usually your conversations with Simon would go like this:

-Simon is calling-

(Y = you, S = Simon)

Y: hello?

S: Y/N! It's me Simon.

Y: What's up?

S: Sorry I woke you.

Y: Well, I'm awake. Is something wrong?

S: It's Cal. He passed out. He's so drunk.

Y: Oh. Can you please take him home?

S: I'd love to. But I've had a rough week, and I wanna get drunk.

Y: If you're planning to get drunk, who will take you home?

S: Vikk.

Y: Oh. Okay then. What do you want me to do?

S: Get him and take him home? Please?

Y: Fine.

-end call-

Now, you guessed that Simon changed, because he brought Cal home. It happened like this:

You were on your couch waiting for Cal to come home. It was now 3:45 a.m. and you were tired. You literally had to "wake up" for your work in 3 hours. There was a knock on your door. You opened the door and Simon comes in with a struggling and drunk Cal. Simon gave you an apologetic smile.

"I could stay here and help you with Cal if you want, Y/N. That'd be no problem." Simon offered, but you turned it down. You told Simon that you needed to talk to Cal. Simon just smiled, hugged you, and left after saying "good luck" to you, because fuck it. You're gonna need it.

You helped Cal get to bed. You honestly didn't have the energy to talk to him now. You needed to rest. It wasn't healthy for you to stay up until this time. After all, you didn't want a fucked up sleeping schedule. You and Cal fell asleep soundly.

The next day, you woke up really tired. With only 3 hours of sleep, you ate breakfast, took a shower, got dressed, and left for work. Cal can manage on his own. He's 22 for fucks sake.

When you got home, you saw Cal all dressed and shit. He was sitting on the couch typing away on his phone. (a/n: lmao I was so close to typing phone with an 'f'.)

Cal looked up when he heard you kick off your shoes and close the door.

"Hey babe!" Cal smiled.

"Yeah. Hey. Where are you going?" you asked as you went to your shared room to get changed.

"I'm going out with Chip tonight! He just got back from a vacation!" Cal shouted so that you could hear him.

You went out of your shared room wearing the comfiest clothes ever to keep your cool.

"Oh. Going out again?" you asked.

"Yeah. It's gonna be sick!" Cal said excitedly.

"Hate to break it to you, but you're not going out this time." you shrugged.

Cal's facial expression went from 100 to 0 real quick. "Why the fuck not?" Cal asked with a baffled expression.

"Because you've been going out for 2 weeks straight! That's not healthy!" you raised your voice.

"At least I have fun and I actually live my life!" Cal argued.

"At least I won't have problems with my health in the future because I'm not alcoholic like you!" you argued back.

"Whoa. I'm not alcoholic!" Cal shouted and stood up from the couch.

"I can't live like this anymore, Cal! I can't stay up late to wait for you to come home at 3 fucking a.m. If you don't remember, I have a job! And I need sleep you thick twat!" you shouted.

"You can't live like this anymore?! Then leave! The door is right there! Be my fucking guest! Oh, and last time I checked, you have 3 shit jobs and I never asked you to stay up and wait for me anyway!" Cal yelled as he walked towards you.

You gasped. Having 3 jobs are difficult. You're an interior designer, event planner, and you work at the daycare center. It wasn't shit, because you actually have fun sometimes. But it gets tiring and what he said hurt.

"Excuse me, whiny princess. At least I don't talk to a camera for a living! I get it. It pays well. But what if it doesn't work out? Do you have anything to fall back on? I don't fucking think so!" you yelled and pushed him, unleashing your anger.

"Don't bring my job into this." Cal said in a low voice. "Everyone would KILL to have my job! It's the best! I get to work whenever I want! I get to chill whenever I want! Do you get to rest at your shit jobs? I don't fucking think so!" Cal added as he mocked you and walked towards you again.

"Fuck yeah I do! I have some days off. And when I do have some days off, which is rare by the way, I want to spend it with you. But you can't because you're busy partying all the fucking time!" you turned red with anger. It was okay, because Harry is in Guernsey and Callux is at Sarah's.

"You're so clingy!" Cal said as he raised his hand to run his hand through his hair.

You flinched and looked away. You were in an abusive relationship before Cal. It kind of messed you up.

Cal saw this and his face softened. You thought he was going to hit you. You didn't expect it to happen, but it did. Cal gave you a massive hug. You didn't recall the last time you hugged Cal. He pulled away and cupped your face, "I'm sorry." He said and he meant it.

Still scared, you removed his hands from your face gently and said, "You know what? Just go. Chip's probably expecting you there." You were too tired to fight. You turned around and went to your shared room. Cal followed you and saw you lying on the bed. He kicked off his shoes and laid next to you.

"What're you doing?" you asked.

"Spending time with you." Cal answered.

“Why?” you furrowed your eyebrows.

"I'm not going anymore. I'm sorry for not helping you around the flat. You do the laundry, you cook, you clean, and you have 3 jobs that you go to 5 days a week. The least I could do is help you around here, because I don't do anything. I'm also sorry for making you think that I'd hit you. I wouldn't do that to you. Your ex boyfriend is shit, and I don't want to be a shit boyfriend." Cal apologized.

"It's fine." you said.

"No. It's not." Cal shook his head.

"Let's drop this already. I'm tired." you closed your eyes.

"I'll change for you." Cal said. You opened your eyes and looked at him, but he was already looking at you.

"Change? Change what?" you challenged.

"I'll cook, do the laundry, and clean the house. I'll try not be a pain in the arse when you come home from work. And I'll be here whenever you need me." Cal said softly.

"Really?"

"Really."

After a moment of silence and getting lost at each other's eyes, you broke the silence.

"Alright. I forgive you. But you have a punishment." you said.

"Okay. What is it?" Cal asked nervously.

"You're banned from drinking alcohol and going to clubs for 2 months." you stated.

"What?! I just went out for 2 weeks straight!" Cal chuckled.

"Yeah. A week is equal to a month." you said.

"Fine. Anything for you." Cal sighed.

"Good. Now let me sleep I have to wake up at 6 a.m." you yawned and closed your eyes.

"Okay. Good night, Y/N." Cal said as he looked at you lovingly.

"Good night, Cal." with that being said, you dozed off.

"I love you." Cal whispered and kissed your head as he wrapped his arms around you and fell asleep.

* * * *

Sorry if the last part was about sleep. It's 1 a.m. here and I wanna sleep. I take requests so just ask with a ‘please’ and a smiley face. That’d be great. 

Lmao reblog if you liked it or something.

[atumun15]

Silent Love (CalFreezy Pt 2)

Silent Love (Part Two) 

Calfreezy x reader 

Fluff 

(2/2) find Part 1 Here!"

It had been three weeks since Y/N walked out on Cal, not speaking to anyone but Sarah, Callux's girlfriend. Y/N was a hot mess, Sarah having to force her to shower and eat. Most would be fed up with it by now, as Y/N and Cal weren't even dating, but Sarah was too nice for her own good and wanted to be there for her friend.

    Sarah was actually quite surprised when Y/N answered the door in something else but a food stained shirt and and old pair of sweatpants. But still proud that Y/N had managed to make herself look somewhat presentable, even if she still looked casual, clad in a pair of black leggings and a long sleeve maroon shirt that went down to mid thigh. 

 "Well look at you" Sarah grinned, shoving a bag of Nandos in Y/Ns arms and moving past her and into the living room. 

 "Simon and JJ are coming round today, thought I'd actually look somewhat presentable." Y/N shrugged, sitting down beside Sarah and digging out her food and passing the bag to the girl beside her. 

 "When are they coming around?" Sarah asked, mouth full of food. Y/N glanced down at her phone, in wonder. 

 "Right about..." she trailed off and as if on cue, there was a knock in her flat door, "now" she giggled and got up, answering the door. 

 "Hey-" Y/N stopped when she came face to face with the one and only Callum Airey "Cal.." 

 Callum cough awkwardly and scratched at the back of his head, looking anywhere but her face. 

 "Can we talk? I know I kind of showed up uninvited and-" Callum rambled but was cut off by the door widening and Y/N tugging him in by the collar. 

   The tall blonde let out a yelp, caught off guard by her sudden action. Y/N had turned to face the living room but was met by an empty space, Sarah, along with her food, gone. 

 "Have a seat, you want anything?" Y/N asked politely, trying to cover up how nervous she truly was. 

 "You" cal muttered, praying Y/N didn't hear what he said, but unfortunately for him, she did. Y/N stared at the blonde, dumbfounded. 

 "What?" Y/N couldn't believe her ears. Her eyes trained on the flustered blonde in front of her. Callum sighed in frustration, looking at her as if she were dumb. 

 "You're really oblivious you know that?" Cal grumbled, running his hand through his hair while standing up on the balls of his feet. He took two long strides up the frozen girl and traced the outside of his fingers along her cheek. He flipped his hand around and placed his palm flat on the rosy skin underneath.

 "I-I never r-realized-" Y/N stuttered, her eyes shining, but also trying to hide the grin tugging at her lips. Callum rolled his eyes, cutting her off with a grunt. 

"Yeah, I noticed" he caressed her cheek softly with his thumb, placing his forehead against hers. His hot breath fanned her face, Y/N looking up at him slightly frightened. 

 "If you don't want this, tell me now before I do anything stupid" Callum pulled away slightly, his eyes showing concern as his tone went soft.

 "I...I" Y/N murmured, looking down at her shoes, shuffling them. Callum felt his heart drop down to his feet, a deep frown on his face as his moved away from Y/N. 

 "I... I think I'm gonna go" Cal stated emotionlessly, trying to hide the tears threatening to fall from my eyes. Callum made his way for the door, but before he could leave, Y/N spoke up. 

 "Why are we so fucking problematic?" Y/N groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose in irritation. Callum turned back to her in curiosity, watching her body tremor. 

 "I mean it's obvious we like each other but we're so fucking scared of commitment... and-and going for what we kno-" Callum cut off her heated rant when he noticed the tears tracking her cheeks, racing over and taking her face in his hands. 

 "Cal?" Y/N whispered, the tears piling up on one another. 

 "We are so perfect together Y/N. we're both complete and utter messes. So honestly? Let's do the dating world a favor and take each other off the market." Callum murmured, pressing his lips gently against hers, Y/N humming in surprise. 

 "Yeah... yeah I'd like that"

[wroetominter]

Cherry Wine - Calfreezy Imagine

[gothicwidowsworld]

Taxi Driver C.A

Calfreezy definitely made unique content but Y/N never expected the man to hire a taxi cab and assume the role of cabby for the day. Yet here she was sitting in the back pretending to be a customer while her boyfriend of 2 years drove her around wearing a peaky cap and occasionally doing a questionable at best generic London accent.

“Oh mate I’m so sorry I’ve forgotten my purse.” Y/N stated in a faux panic not looking up from her phone currently scrolling through Instagram.

“Well there is one way I could repay you.” Y/N stated flirtatiously, pocketing her phone before tying up her y/h/c locks up out of her face. Catching the girl's teasing smile in the rear view mirror Cal smirked “oh yeah how’s that love?” The YouTuber asked innocently, capturing his bottom lip as his light blue orbs ran over the y/h girls figure quickly returning to the busy London streets ahead of him.

“Yeah. Rock Paper Scissors duh!” Y/N exclaimed loudly, giggling slightly at the man's crestfallen posture. “Did you think I was offering something else?” Y/N teased Cal feigning shock at the disappointed male. “Didn’t think it was one of those Taxis.” The y/h/c young woman quipped playfully. Tutting Y/N caught the cameraman’s gaze sitting securely across from her in the back of the classic black taxi. “I have a boyfriend.” Y/N pouted.

“Don’t think he’d be very happy with me if I kissed you.” The younger YouTuber added knowing damn well a pg 13 kiss was not what Cal was currently thinking about especially when he’d noticed her tying her y/h/c locks in the first place. Cal shrugged, flicking the indicator down to change lanes, a small stream of panicked swears tumbling from his lips. “I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.” The male argued, awkwardly pulling up to the girl’s chosen destination. Rolling her y/e/c orbs Y/N hopped out of the vehicle nimbly moving to the drivers door where her boyfriend of 2 years sat with the window down. “Nah three’s a crowd… but I can always repay you when you get home just keep the peaky cap.” The y/h/c woman said not able to stop herself from slipping in the small demand, leaning through the open window to place a kiss on Cal’s cheek before mumbling a goodbye and getting on with her day.

Set during this video

[sour--disposition]

Behind His Back

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harry lewis x fem!reader

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please see my pinned post for masterlists/request info :)

requested: Hello, could you do something where reader is best mates with cal and he brings her to shoots and in vids and such and her and Harry are kinda together but no one knows then someone accidentally outs them thanks !! 🙌🏻

Yours and Cal’s laughter reached the spot that the other guys had picked for filming long before the two of you did, poking and chasing each other as you barrelled through the doors. Cal was joining in on some game that they were filming for moresidemen and he’d dragged you along so you could sit off camera and poke fun at all eight of them.

As soon as you’d fallen into the venue, a bright smile had stretched across Harry’s face. Seeing you as happy and full of life as you were made him impossibly happy, as soppy as it sounded. All he wanted was to wander over and pull you into his arms, maybe surprise you so you let out that funny squeal you did whenever she shocked you.

But he couldn’t.

Although he’d never said it, it was sort of an unwritten rule of Cal’s that you were off limits for any of his friends. Maybe that made it all the more exciting, sneaking around behind your best friend’s back. You knew that it wouldn’t end well, it would either end in heartbreak between you and Harry or anger from Cal. Neither was an outcome you wanted, but one of them was bound to be inevitable.

Ethan had noticed Harry staring at you and was prepared to embarrass his best friend, not knowing that he was one of the only people that knew the truth about yours and Harry’s relationship. “Gonna go give your girlfriend a smooch, Bog?”, Ethan asked, grin as bright as ever as he shoved Harry playfully in your direction.

You and Harry both froze, eyes wide in surprise and fear. The humour drained out of Ethan’s face as he watched yours and Harry’s reactions and a tense atmosphere immediately fell over the group. Even the camera crew looked awkward.

You could see Harry desperately trying to conjure up some sort of excuse for what Ethan had just said. Ethan looked like he would do just about anything to retract his words. But what was said was said and you just had to deal with the consequences.

“What the fuck is he on about?”, Cal asked, voice harsh and angry. His eyes were fixed on Harry, practically pinning him to the spot. “Harry. What the fuck is Ethan on about?”.

“Look, mate-”, Harry started, words getting caught in his throat.

“How could you?”, Freezy spat, voice like venom. He turned to you, looking at you like you’d just taken a knife to his back. “And you?”.

“Don’t be mad at her, Cal”, Harry pleaded, voice desperate.

“I’ll be mad at whoever the fuck I wanna be mad at!”, Cal shouted, making Harry jump and sending a wave of anger coursing through your veins.

“You know what, no”, you started, leaving Cal’s side of the room and walking to stand in between the two of them. “You have no right to be mad. We’re adults. We don’t answer to you. I don’t answer to you”, you stressed.

You could tell that the others in the room had no idea what to do. Guilt was written all over Ethan’s face and varying levels of worry and awkwardness seemed to be spread throughout the rest of the guys. Everyone was following the discussion like a ball in a tennis match.

“I live with him and you’re my best friend, I’m kind of involved in this!”, Cal exclaimed. You mumbled something under your breath that neither Cal or Harry heard, but it only seemed to antagonise Cal more. “What?”, he demanded.

“I’m just saying, last time I checked, it’s not you sneaking me into your apartment, but whatever”, you commented casually.

“Y/N”, Harry warned from behind you, taking a few steps closer to you.

“I’m not going to pick between my best friend and my boyfriend!”, you cemented. “If you’re going to make me pick, you’re making the decision for me”, you told Cal, a finger pointed towards him. “And it won’t go in your favour”, you cautioned.

“You’d pick Harry over me?”, Cal asked, looking genuinely offended. “I’ve known you since we were 12”, he reminded you.

“I love him”, you said, voice suddenly small and shy. “And if you don’t want any part of that, then I don’t know what to tell you”, you shrugged before turning your back and walking out of the venue.

Harry stood stock still. Everything in his body was telling him to chase after you, tell you that he felt the same way, but he couldn’t get his body to move. The shock of Cal finding out and then you telling everyone that you loved him, it left him paralysed.

“Is anyone gonna go after her?”, Vik asked, eyes tearing between Harry and Cal.

“I’ll go”, Harry and Freezy said at the same time.

“She won’t wanna see you right now, mate… In the nicest way possible”, Harry told his friend, leaving him no time to answer before following you out of the venue and finding you a few feet away, sat on a bench.

“Hey”, Harry said, catching your attention. He sat down next to you, forearms resting on his thighs as he leaned forwards. “That could’ve gone better”, he whispered, pulling a sardonic laugh from you.

“You think”, you snorted.

“I love you, too”, Harry blurted, barely giving you time to finish your sentence.

Before you had a chance to say or do anything in response, Cal was stalking away from the venue doors and towards the two of you. “Cal-”, you started.

“Look”, he sighed. “I reacted badly. I shouldn’t have gotten angry, alright”, he huffed. “I was just caught off guard, I had no idea”, he defended.

“That was sort of the point”, you chuckled. “Because we were worried about what you’d say”, you explained. “Or that you’d react like this”.

Harry sat still beside you, always unsure of what to do or say when it came to disagreements between you and Cal, and it was only made worse by the fact that he was in the middle of the situation. He let his hand leave his lap and join yours, squeezing around your fingers supportively.

“Nothing I say is gonna make this go away?”, Cal asked, face pulled with pain.

“No”, you said simply, a sense of finality settling in your voice. “If you love me enough to be worried about Harry hurting me, then you love me enough to let me love Harry”, you told him gently. “And, in the nicest way possible, it really has nothing to do with you”.

Cal sat down next to you, a heavy sigh leaving his chest as he sunk into the bench. “I feel like I should’ve seen this coming”, he complained.

“To be honest, mate, you really are clueless”, Harry chuckled from beside you.

“How long have you been together?”, Cal asked you, looking up at you from his dejected slump.

“Officially, almost three months”, you told Cal.

“Unofficially?”, he asked warily.

“Nearly six”, you admitted.

“How did I not realise?”, Cal groaned, dropping his head against the backrest of the bench. “I can’t believe I missed it”.

“We were really good at hiding it”, Harry shrugged. “It was like mission impossible to be honest, you made everything quite inconvenient”, he jibed, earning him a swat over the head from Cal.

“At least I never heard you shagging”, Cal sighed. His eyes went wide as a silence fell over you and Harry, a smirk threatening to peak through onto your lips. “Are you fucking kidding me!?”, he exclaimed, almost jumping up out of his seat.

“Yeah, none of those one night stands were one night stands”, Harry mumbled as he itched the back of his neck awkwardly. “Sorry, and all”. You could see Cal cringing, knowing that he’d heard his two best friends have sex with each other couldn’t have been a fun thought to have running through his mind.

“If you excuse me, I am off to pour acid into my ears”.

[star2fishmeg]

~Prompt list~

(This will be updated over time)

Will do:

Fluff, angst, smut

AUs

Your own prompts!!

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1. "Because I love you!"

2. "Were you crying?"

3. "He is just a man. He will fall, and you must prevent that."

4. "Is this the end? After everything we've been through? I thought so."

5. "We shouldn't be doing this."

6. "You did this on purpose."

7. "I've never done this before."

8. "Let's get this over with."

9. "I needed you, and you weren't there!"

10. "You can spend the night if you want?"

11. "I think I'm falling in love with you."

12. "This stays between you and me."

13. "Is that my shirt?"

14. "I wish we could stay like this forever."

15. "You're cute when you're angry."

16. "We'd make such a cute couple."

17. "Are you flirting with me?"

18. "I bought food!"

19. "You should sleep." "I am not human therefore I do not require sleep."

20. "I know we just met but I'm worried about you regardless."

21. "Will you stop talking for ten minutes?" "Why don't you come over here and make me."

22. "I'm going to have a shower, and to save money and water I think you should join me."

23. "I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, I was really nervous."

24. "Your hair is soft."

25. "I've been told I look like a good kisser." "Well, how about I confirm that?"

26. "Uh, would you like to come hang with me and the boys? It's just like, dinner and Fifa, but you don't have to if you-" "Are you...asking me out?" "Yes."

27. "I'm afraid if I kiss you now, I won't be able to stop." "Be my guest."

28. "We live here. There's no one else to blame."

29. "Wow, you're fit."

30. "Why don't we just stay in?"

31. "Have you ever kissed anyone before?"

32. "You shouldn've warned me that your friend was cute, now I'm unsure on what to do."

33. "I want to feel like this forever."

34. "Can I punch you?" "Oh how romantic." "It's affection don't worry."

35. "Please stop rolling your shirt sleeves up, it's awfully distracting."

36. "Can I ask a favour?" "Depends."

37. "Well, I thought since you aren't feeling too good, maybe this could help?"

38. "Please stop turning the heating off, it's winter and I'm freezing." "Well it's winter and I'm sweating so let me help you warm up."

39. "I've spent the last four years dreaming of a moment like this. But with you? It became a whole lot better."

40. "I could kiss you right now." "Then what's taking so long?"

41. "You okay?" "I've spent the entire day filming with ___, do I look okay?"

42. "You want to talk about it?"

43. "No, I like you a lot, I just don't know what to do."

44. "You smell really nice, damn."

45. "This isn't a group outing, we're third and fourth wheeling."

46. "Top or bottom?" "I prefer to switch it up."

47. "Fans have been commenting about our sexual tension." "And?" "Come here and let's sort it out."

48. "Will I ever see you again?"

49. "It's midnight, where the hell are you?"

50. "Wanna ditch this party?" "It's our party."

51. "I am not babysitting."

52. "Either I was really drunk last night- or I had an amazing dream," "You were drunk-" "So I came into your room and danced- oh christ."

53. "I think I make good first impressions-" "My first impression of you was..."

54. "You gave it your best shot, that's all anyone could ever ask of you."

55. "I'm trying really hard not to kiss you."

56. "Wanna bet?"

57. "Everyone keeps telling me you're the bad guy."

58. "I'm a genius but you make me an idiot."

59. "Did you even notice I was gone?"

60. "I wish you hadn't said that."

61. "Need me to stay?"

62. "Wait- please don't cry!"

63. "Sometimes you just need to dance.""

64. "Don't look at me like that."