#Cannibalization

[gr1an]

Talk more about mumscarian cannibalising each other

so we’ve got the canon moment of mumbo like. literally eating grian’s soul, right? trying to connect back to his humanity via consumption of the human he holds dearest (scar is a vex so not human and therefore not an option. mumbo also somehow forgot about grian’s wings and feathers. Don’t Ask). mumbo does cannibalism bc it’s how he convinces himself that he is still like. connected to those around him. he’s human, he promises. he’s definitely not on the verge of spontaneously appearing entirely different based on emotions or environment or anything, whaaaaat

and scar just like. eats people for fun? as a vex? for food? i think it was a bit of both. scar also will let himself be cannibalized but for him it’s very much a power thing. scar will remain in control the whole time whether he is eating or being eaten. after eating he also gets immense bloodlust/power-up and mumbo and grian agree that it’s about the hottest thing they’ve ever seen bc scar also starts looking more like. creepy hot. teeth get sharper, fingers become claws, smile is less human than it was before, his human moral compass is much less,,, present. he gets a bit sadistic.

grian’s love is all consuming. he cannot have a normal amount of emotions, we love an emotionally dysregulated king. he’s the most,,, he’s got both the desire to eat and desire To Be Eaten. he’s also interested in the being in control thing but with scar and mumbo, he’s entirely fine not being in control as well. he literally does cannibalism as a coping mechanism guys it’s ableist if you call him a freak for it (/j). mumbo coming back in s9 was definitely a bloodbath for both of them. mumbo desperate to feel loved and accepted back and grian desperate to feel loved and seen by his friend again. the rest of the server just Looked Away from the 7 death messages they each had by the end.

hold on new minecraft-as-reality headcanon just dropped. pain is less intense the more hearts you have. it’s why you see people shouting “ow!” or cursing when they start at full but another player punches them or they fall a long distance, but once players get below half health their reactions to pain are much less. it literally hurts less to go from 2 to 0 hearts than it does to go from 10 to 8 hearts. not even in a “numb to the pain” way, it’s objectively less painful.

minecraft mechanics make things like this so much more feasible. they eat at 5 or less hearts and then respawn when they want to heal back. or have an instant health potion. i think they do health potions more often bc while it closes the wounds it doesn’t help with the blood loss (regen pots would or a saturation beacon would) and so they can also lick the blood off each other still and have that “fun” woozy head feeling for a while.

i’m new to the whole. cannibalism as a metaphor for love and sex and connection thing so i’m not like. my ideas for this are not fleshed out but they do exist!!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Chappell Roan got canceled because people thought HOT TO GO! was promoting cannibalism. Also, she worked at the post office. 

[soupkiddo]

no I can't close my tabs. what if I accidentally close my emotional support Wikipedia page about historical instances of cannibalism that's been open for 3 years? what happens then??? what will be left of me????

[agathah]

MUAHAHAHAHA SAVE ME YURI HANNIGRAM SAVE MEE

[prokopetz]

Seeing "toxic yuri fan" in their blog header and skimming their last few dozen posts to see whether that's toxic yuri as in "I have ambivalent feelings about the central relationship in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, a PG-rated cartoon for children" or toxic yuri as in "I want them to kill and eat each other".

[fraternum-momentum]

give me your complete and unwavering devotion.

[theajnabi]

this feels a little TOO accurate

[apatheticsunday]

Gotham TikTok

AKA "Danny moves to Gotham and records TikToks with absolutely deranged captions. He films Get Ready with Me in Gotham videos, fit checks, and even A Day in the Life of a Ghost in Gotham! Except everybody is freaking the fuck out in the comments" prompt idea!

No, you don't understand, I'm obsessed. Like, what if Danny's idea of "safe" is just... anything that doesn't actively try to kill him? So Metropolitians, Star City, and Central City citizens are literally biting their nails and sweating bullets every time he posts, because what if he gets merc'd by the "Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag" Red Hood?? And that's one of the nicer villains in Gotham. And Danny's just like wow, this place is niiiiiice, I haven't even been murdered yet!

Maybe Jazz took a 12-year-old Danny to Gotham to escape their parents. Gotham's cheap, dirty, and doesn't ask questions: it's the best place to go to disappear because damn near half the city's population are either super villains, hostages, dead, or vigilantes. She gets a job at an understaffed hospital as a clinical psych intern. She enrolls Danny for online schooling because she's scared a public high school would be too easy for their parents to track.

Which leaves Danny alone for hours. He makes a TikTok account called "Danny Phantom" because, c'mon, he's a kid. And, like most kids, he doesn't really comprehend the idea of a digital footprint or that his account is public, accessible by literally anybody.

He's also a little shit. So, the first TikTok he uploads is of a man getting carjacked, but the caption reads: love to see people helping each other. remember it's always okay to ask for help! it's okay, I don't know how to parallel park, either :)

And you just see this guy in a mask shove a businessman away from his car, gesturing with his gun, before getting into the driver's seat. Except the car is parallel parked so the carjacker just slowly inches back and forth between a Prius and a Honda until he can wedge himself out of the parking space. And then gets stuck in stand-still traffic. The TikTok goes viral. It's talked about on the Gotham news and Gothamites are losing their shit, pointing out the exact moment you can see the carjacker start to soundlessly cuss through the car's windshield or the way the businessman is just... standing on the side of the road, watching with a deadpan look.

Danny doesn't know about it being on the news, but he sees all the comments, likes, reposts, and feels something. He wonders if this is what Ember feels every time people listened to her music. So, he keeps posting. Usually, it's short three-second videos of a hilariously unexpected situation with an even more deranged caption. But then he's accidentally caught in the reflection of a store front while recording and doesn't know, posts it like he always does; only for this TikTok to go viral, too. Because "Danny Phantom" is a child??

He doesn't notice the shift in his comments, but the public opinion quickly changes from wow, Gothamites are just like that huh lol to what the FUCK, kid, get inside!!! anytime he posts.

Except Danny never gets hurt. Even in the most dangerous situations, when you'd think this kid is a goner for sure, he's just happily yapping in the background. He's so different from Gothamites because he lacks that dead-eyed, despair-inducing aura of someone who's lived in a hellmouth their whole lives. (A couple people post that Danny kind of reminds them of Golden Boy Brucie Wayne, all air-headed and unrealistically optimistic, and suddenly there's memes of "what happens when you've never gotten shot in Gotham" or "how i act when Commish Gordie accuses me of shoplifting again" with them side-by-side.)

And then Danny's posts go viral again and again. Danny doing a fit check with a blond-haired woman with a checkered outfit, she ruffles his hair and kisses him on the cheek. A picture of him wearing an old jean jacket with a bright red lipstick smear on his cheek is trending for weeks. Spoiler, fully suited up in an all-purple vigilante attire, and him shoving gas station hotdogs in their mouths. He even has videos of him clearly in Killer Croc's lair, with comments of are you in the sewers??? DANNY??? and he responds, no, i'm in mom & dad's basement :) (Waylon Jones is actually sitting behind him in one of the videos, intently watching a TV show on an iPad.)

Everybody adores Danny - Rogues, Gothamites, even the Bats. (There's at least six videos of Nightwing teaching Danny how to do backflips, handstands, and other acrobatic moves. Even the youngest Robin has been caught on camera quietly talking with Danny, a shocking lack of violence that left half the city's population suffering from cuteness aggression for the kids.)

So, yeah, Danny belongs to Gotham.

But the internet is widely accessible and Danny made it so, so easy to find him. Jazz obviously didn't know he was posting videos of himself publicly; she was too tired after back-to-back 12 hour shifts at the hospital that she hadn't even checked social media in months. Otherwise, she would've told him to be careful, to never show his face or post his real name on the internet. Then again, Jazz would never have expected all of Gotham (and Superman himself, totally endeared by the kid after Kon and Jon showed him a couple TikToks) would beat the absolute shit out of anybody going after Danny.

Imagine GIW's surprise when they track down Amity's former residential Ghost only to find an entire city frothing at the mouth to protect their Phantom.

[dungeons-and-dictions]

My new headcanon is that Karens become Susans in Hell.

[bamsara]

Trod is so incredibly good I spent the entire night reading it until like 5am and then had a dream where they sluggishly argued over the ethics of cannibalism. Peak

I agree with your dream brain, I think they would have sleepy arguments like this (thanks for liking the fic skdhgsdk)

[filmsdkye]

the scene where alana is like “i feel like I’ve been poisoned” and will’s like “we’ve all been poisoned” is funny in hindsight because alana is talking about how she was being fed human meat and cartilage beer for 8 months and will is talking about how he’s kind of in love with hannibal

[nerdypuddincup]

Charlie now has two sets of parents. Good for her.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a slasher villain covered in bleeding runic carvings with one arm that was a heavy iron blade, most of the dream was spent in a therapy session for issues completely unrelated to being a murderer and possible cannibal.

[muttcvnt]

butchering my favorite lamb 🐏🔪🥩

dipping sauce fund

[agathah]

FEM HANNIGRAM HOW ARE WE FEELING

This is my first attempt at drawing their wlw version (something I wanted to do since I was 15 😭). THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO, I'm kinda obsessed with the concept ngl, i want to draw more of them like this