Jane Austen: so, you go to Mr Collins' house and Elizabeth is there alone. She welcomes you politely, but she looks---troubled.
Colonel Fitzwilliam: and of course she does, after everything I said to her-
Fitzwilliam Darcy: do I sense if she is mad at me specifically or it is just her headache?
Jane Austen: roll an Investigation Check.
Fitzwilliam Darcy: *grimacing* it's a three.
Jane Austen: just her headache.
Caroline Bingley: *derisively* she only looks like she wants to stab you, Darcy.
Fitzwilliam Darcy: *shrugs* I guess I am too nervous to really give her a proper look.
Jane Austen: what do you do next?
Fitzwilliam Darcy: well, I-I tell her, "In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
Jane Austen: Elizabeth blushes. She is absolutely stunned.
Georgiana Darcy: that is good, right? Right?
Fitzwilliam Darcy: I tell her that even if her family is--not ideal-
Charles Bingley: *making a face*
Caroline Bingley: *playfully disgusted frown* and I made my character romance you?
Fitzwilliam Darcy: -and I might be acting impulsively, I just have to let her know that I love her. That's it.
**Silence**
Jane Austen: *smacks her lips* okay-
Charles Bingley: *histerical laughter* I don't like the way you said it-
Colonel Fitzwilliam: it's an immediate natural one, yes? Please tell me it's immediate.
Georgiana Darcy: shhhh!
Jane Austen: give me a Persuasion Check-let me tell you, you have to roll very high.
Fitzwilliam Darcy: figures-very well-
Fitzwilliam Darcy: *beat*
Fitzwilliam Darcy: *flatly* natural one.
Colonel Fitzwilliam: JUSTICE!
Jane Austen: *claps her hands* you make your grand love confession, but Elizabeth stops you and immediately rejects you.
Fitzwilliam Darcy: ouch.
Jane Austen: she tells you that she could never marry the person that hurt her sister and destroyed Wickham's future-
Fitzwilliam Darcy: *dawning horror* I had forgotten they had talked, fuck-
Jane Austen: and, finally-
Charles Bingley: there is more? He is already dead-
Jane Austen: Elizabeth looks at you dead in the eye and says: "From the very beginning—from the first moment, I may almost say—of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry."
Fitzwilliam Darcy: damn.
Caroline Bingley: *dying of laughter under the table*
Charles Bingley: I do not know if I can resurrect you after that.
Georgiana Darcy: I knew it, I should have given you Bardic Inspiration-
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Flo et les Robinson Suisses
Flo et les Robinsons suisses, c'est encore une fois Charles Level et Claude lombard qui signe les paroles et l'interprétation de la série pour l'émission Youpie l'école est finie sur La Cinq en 1988. #generiqueTV
Titre: Flo et les Robinson Suisses
Interpréte : Claude Lombard
Auteur / Compositeur : Alessandra Valeri-Manera, Charles Level, Carmelo Carucci
Émission : Youpi ! L’école est finie / Le Club Dorothée
Référence : 11.143
Type de support : Disque vinyle
Vitesse : 45 tours
Taille : 7’’
Label : Adès / La 5
Année : 1988
Face 1 : Générique Flo et les Robinson Suisses, Interprète: Claude…
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love charles's "oi, bedside manner", or the occasional "oi, easy" when edwin comes off as too abrupt. just charles trying to keep edwin's bitchy attitude in check
but also i wonder if edwin gets even cuntier when charles is not there to mediate cos i'd love to see that
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La Petite Olympe et les Dieux
La Petite Olympe et les Dieux, on retrouve deux grands noms des génériques : Charles Level pour les paroles et Claude Lombard pour l'interprétation.
Titre: La Petite Olympe et les Dieux
Interpréte : Claude Lombard
Auteur / Compositeur : Alessandra Valeri-Manera, Charles Level, Carmelo Carrucci
Émission : Youpi ! L’école est finie / Le Club Dorothée / Zouzous
Référence : 11.169
Type de support : Disque vinyle
Vitesse : 45 tours
Taille : 7’’
Label : Adès / La 5
Année : 1989
Face 1 : Générique La Petite Olympe et les Dieux, Interprète:…
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