#Chick Chandler

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June Clyde-Chick Chandler "Seven doors to death" 1944, de Elmer Clifton.

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Friday, Dec. 09 at 8:00 p.m.MELODY CRUISE (1933)A playboy finds true love during an ocean cruise.             Saturday, Dec. 10 at noonTOP HAT (1935)A woman thinks the man who loves her is her best friend's husband.                  

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Melody Cruise (1933) Mark Sandrich

December 18th 2022

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Blondie in Society

In Blondie in Society, Dagwood borrows fifty dollars to an old friend — and gets repaid with a pedigreed Great Dane, “Champion Chin Up White Tie for Dinner”. A dog that eats everything in sight, but can’t win a dog show to save its’ life. (more…)

[ev4ikcasswife]

Me when half of them would bully me irl and the other half would simply kill me:🥰🥰🥰

[allthingstv]

FRIENDS 🐥 🦆

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[ahopefulsoul]

“Dear diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.” 🏑❤️

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Heathers, 1989

[blccmngs]

but also . genuinely . chandler taking a wholeass day off of work to watch the chick so joey can go to rehersal ??

[specialagentlokitty]

Joey x reader - belong together

Can you do one where Joey gets stood up and Make Reader tells him maybe he's not going for the right team and offered to go on a date with him? If that's not your thing maybe have a Female Reader who's a nerd and say he's always going for models or not smart ladies? - Anon💜

Hearing a knock on your door, you looked up from the dinner you were cooking and wiped your hands on the dish cloth, making your way over to open it.

You furrowed your brows in confusion when you saw who was stood on the other side.

“Joey? What’s wrong?”

“Everything sucks…” he grumbled.

You stepped aside, letting him come inside and you closed the door, making your way back to the kitchen.

You slapped his hand away from the fridge as he went to grab a few snacks.

“I’m cooking dinner, it’s nearly ready.”

Joey stood looking over your shoulder, looking at the food in the pans.

“What’re we having?”

“We’re having chilli, can you get me some bowls?”

He nodded, getting the bowls and some cutlery, and you dished his up for him before making your own.

Joey walked to your couch and sat down and you sat next to him, handing him the TV remote so he could put whatever it was he wanted in the TV.

“So, do you want to tell me why everything sucks?” You asked.

Joey sighed, resting his head on your shoulder.

“I had a date with this really hot chick right, we’re talking mind blowingly hot. Set a time and everything, I wasn’t even late, sat there for an hour and she never even turned up.”

You nodded a little bit, carrying on eating your dinner.

“Where’d you meet her?”

“Audition.”

You hummed a little bit, shrugging your shoulder to let him know that you wanted to move.

When Joey sat up, you moved forward to set your bowl on the table and sat back again, letting Joey rest his head on your shoulder.

“I mean I didn’t do anything wrong did it?” He asked.

“No, no of course you didn’t.”

You took your friends hand, giving it a gentle squeeze to reassure him.

You knew ever since Chandler and Monica got together he was struggling with the idea of being alone.

But Joey wasn’t exactly the kind of guy to stick to a stable relationship, he slept around, never interested in getting to know the women after.

He was trying, but he either slipped back into old habits, or he would come up with some excuse as to why it wouldn’t work out between them.

“Then what am I doing wrong? Come on (N/N) you always know everything.”

You sighed a little bit.

“I’m not exactly qualified to give relationship advice J, I’m hardly the statue to compare relationships with. I don’t really do relationships if you haven’t noticed.”

Joey shuffled around a little bit, laying on his back, his head in your lap.

You ran your fingers through his hair, glancing down at him before turning your attention back to the TV.

“You always say smart things. Tell me smart things.”

This made you laugh a little bit.

“Alright, okay. Have you ever considered perhaps you’re dating the wrong demographic of people?”

Joey furrowed his brows in confusion.

“Consider all your past relationships, both actual relationships and casual flings you’ve had with people.”

“Okay?”

“What do they all have in common?”

Joey thought for a moment, going quiet as he thought about your question.

“They’re all smoking hot.”

“Perhaps that’s your mistake.”

“What?”

“Joey you only go for good looking women, you don’t think about how smart they may be, what they do for work, what kind of person they are, you see a hot woman and you chase after her. What happened to you today is no different than what you did to all those other women.”

He slowly nodded his head.

“So, what do I do? How do I have what Monica and Chandler have?”

“Stop chasing after just one night stands and hot women. Find a friend first, build your relationship up from that friendship. Take things slowly.”

“So? Like nerds?”

You slapped his chest and he laughed a little bit, taking your hand to hold it against his chest so you couldn’t slap him again.

“You can’t go around calling people nerds idiot. I’m saying maybe go for a woman with smarts, who can actually look at you and see you for more than just an actor, a chance for big money. Who sees that you’re actually a really sweet guy, who loves animals, who has such a huge and kind heart.”

Joey smiled softly.

“Do you really think that? You don’t think I’m some asshole?”

“I think you’re an asshole at the best of times J, but you wanna know something?”

Joey sat up, turning around so he could look at you.

Getting up, you placed your hand on the side of his face and pressed a tender kiss to his forehead.

“I know you deserve somebody who understand who you actually are, all those models you like to go out with won’t ever see that.”

You grabbed the two bowls, taking them through to the kitchen while Joey just sat there for a moment processing what you had said.

He jumped up, rushing around the couch and he stood in the doorway to the kitchen.

“(Y/N)?”

You turned around to look at him.

He wore a little grin on his face as he gestured from himself to you.

“What about me and you?”

You laughed softly at him.

“Joey have you really though this through?”

“For like a minute yeah, come on, you’re my best friend, and you already know me! You know what I like and don’t like, and I know you! Come on, just a date!”

You sighed a little bit, and he grinned a little bit more, bouncing on the balls of his feet.

“Just dinner?”

“We just had dinner.”

“Tomorrow?”

You hummed a little bit.

“Think about it for a week, if that’s still what you want then alright.”

“Yes!”

Joey ran over to you, crushing you in a hug and you laughed, hugging him back just as tightly, letting him move you from side to side.

You had always had feelings for Joey, but you had never had the guts to act on them, so the thought of going to dinner with him made your whole life light up.

But you needed to make sure that he was serious about this, cause you couldn’t bare a broken heart and loosing your best friend

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Harold Teen (The Dancing Fool) (1934) Murray Roth

April 14th 2024

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can you write a one-shot where stu and the reader hookup at one of stu's parties?

yes anon! Sorry this took so long; but at least it's done 💗

The Bunny and the Wolf

Warnings: sex. :)

Quiet. Still. It was an eerie night, something that got you nervous. The silence before the storm.

The storm that was your boyfriend, Stu Macher.

Tomorrow night was the big night. His biggest, baddest party of them all, and you were to be the star of it all. He'd even gotten you a special pink bunny costume, which you looked ravishing in. Stu hardly could keep his hands off in private, you were curious to see how he fared in public.

You had copious amounts of alcohol, shit that took you weeks to gather from your parent's stash in the basement. You had to take it slowly, as to not alert them of the missing bottles.

Stu was supplying nearly everything else--invitations, VHS tapes, drugs--the alcohol and your bunny costume was everything that you needed to worry your pretty little head over.

It wasn't a shock to you when you saw the invite list--Billy Loomis, Randy Meeks, Ram Sweeney, Jason Dean, and some chick named Heather Chandler. Damn, those were only the star invites. The rest of the party was gathered by the old word-of-mouth and the ever-popular campaign of "bring a bottle of vodka, you're allowed in".

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You arrived to Stu's house, which was surprisingly quiet. You had your bunny costume on under a thick black jacket, hiding your form from praying eyes. You weren't quite sure of the dress code, but something in you told you that Stu just wanted an excuse to show you off.

"There's my bubbly bunny! Ain't gonna make me skin ya, aren't you?" Stu slid down the railing of the stairs, falling at the ending. You giggled, rolling your eyes.

"If I take it off, you won't keep your hands off me," You tease, helping him off of the floor. Stu comically brushed imaginary dirt off of him before tapping his fingers on his chin, pretending like he was thinking.

"Hmm...maybe you're right, bunny," He acknowledged. "However, I'm a visual man, so I'm going to need to see it to assess the situation we're dealing with."

You rolled your eyes again, but obeyed him. You took the jacket off and threw it to the floor, revealing the pink suit that was tight around your body. Black fishnets, stripper heels, and a playful pair of ears and a tail completed the look. Stu looked like a wolf about to devour its prey.

"Excellent," he drawled out, licking his lips as he raked over your body. You could see his pants beginning to stiffen, and you could practically hear the gears turning in his head. "Party isn't until 6, what do you say we bone upstairs for a sec?"

"What, and leave Billy to set everything up?" You rolled your eyes, putting your hands on your hips and giving Stu an attitude.

It was not helping his boner.

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It was past 9, and surprisingly you were able to thwart the hormones of your boyfriend long enough to actually enjoy the party. You almost never drank, and tonight was no exception, but you were certain of Stu drinking one or two beers.

You were in his room, alone. Staring up at a picture of Michael Myers that was taped to the ceiling, you sighed, ripping the ears off of your head and rolling over. You were tired, your social battery run practically dead and your limbs felt like they were about to fall off.

You were nearly asleep when you heard the rattling of the doorknob, and the soft but nimble feet of someone pattering along on the hardwood floors.

"Stu?" You called out, your voice weak. "Is that you?"

"Yes, bunny, it's me," Stu jumped onto his bed with you, cradling you against him. You could feel his heart beating out of his chest, his fingers gripping your arms tightly, making you believe he was going to leave a bruise.

"Stu? Baby, what's wrong?" You looked up at Stu, who was grinning wildly at you. Before you could talk, Stu put your bunny ears back on.

"I want to fuck my little bunny rabbit," Stu kissed you, hard. Teeth biting against lips and tongues swirling around together. You let out a sigh, your boyfriend taking it as consent to keep going.

He continued to undress you, making sure through everything you kept the ears on. He liked feeling like he was in control, and for the most part, he was--you simply being along for the ride. You considered doing more work, but then relented--you were providing the hole.

He was nearly everything you wanted, his dick entering you nearly as fast as you could comprehend what was going on. It was as if you had a thirty-second delay. No matter; he felt good. So, so, good. Stu filled you up to the max, stretching you to your limits with his fat cock.

No words were spoken, Stu thrusting into you and the noises of his balls against your skin the only thing besides muffled voices of your friends downstairs. He continued to thrust into you, his dick reaching every part of your pussy. He didn't mind you not doing anything, your moans filling his ears as he continued to thrust in faster and faster, chasing his own pleasure.

You came first, your pussy clenching on his dick, practically begging to be filled. Your nails on his back, scratching. Your screams of his name--his name--everything that mattered. He bottomed out, a string of curses leaving his lips as he continued thrusting, his lewd activities no doubt now prominent to everyone at the party. What could you say? You were loud.

Stu kissed you roughly, his dick still inside of you as he collapsed.

"Stay like this, bunny," he said, before closing his eyes and falling asleep suspiciously fast.

thanks for reading! If you liked it or want more, feel free to send me more requests <33

[windtooweem]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S being Joey and Chandlers best friend

Platonic

They/Them reader

Tw! Perverts, cuss word,

You and Joey were heartbroken when Chandler moved out but you moved in with Joey

All of you take care of the Chick and the Duck together

You were the neutral ground when Chandler and Kathy kissed

You smack the boys on top of their heads when they’re being perverts

You and the girls have gossip time

It’s basically talking about embarrassing story’s about Ross, Chandler and Joey

Their ex’s have gotten jealous of your close relationship with the boys

Friendship before lovers is basically you guys

Or bros before Hoes

You tend to dumb stuff down so that Joey feels more included

Monica knows not to get jealous of you because your relationship with Chandler is completely platonic

Joey is technically yours and Chandler’s child

All of you jump at the moment to embarrass each other

You tell the time that Chandler got his toe chopped off to anyone that would listen

Ross is jealous that your closer to the boys than him

The second time Ross gets married, you knew that Chandler and Monica slept with each other

You and Joey bunked when Rachel got pregnant

You give Chandler a look when he starts dating Janice again

Joey always cry’s on your and Chandlers birthday’s

“Omg! My friend Chandler once got his toe chopped off and-

“Okay that’s enough”

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“NO GOD WHY?! NOW Y/N!”

“Joey, let Y/n cut the cake”

[smad-lesbian]

Can you write any of the Heathers being jealous because some girl is flirting with Veronica right in front of her face?

Hell yeah!!!! I can definitely do that!

Btw: Tracy is the stoner chick.

Cw: Underaged drinking.

Chandler grumbled as she halted daggers at Tracy's back, the girl was Lenard dove the counter as she made suspiciously "friendly" comments to Veronica, the latter making said remarks right back.

They were flirting and it was starting to get on Chandler's fucking nerves.

She felt her fragile patient break as Veronica laughed at some dumb pick up line that Tracy had thrown at her.

Chandler was sure she could kill Tracy, maybe then could feed her drain-o, then get Ronnie to forge her suicide note.

Well, probably not, but the fantasy was nice while it lasted.

Chandler shook her head as she placed her drink on the counter with just a tad too much force, and walked over to Veronica and Tracy.

"Ronnie!" She called out for the girl, who tried her hard towards, getting noticeably happier as she noticed Chandler, much to the giddiness of the latter, and the displeasure of Tracy, who glared at Chandler.

But Heather paid no mind as her eyes were focused on Ronnie, who was drunkenly waving at her.

It was a common occurrence for Veronica to be almost like a puppy when she was drunk, taking in any form of affection and being especially affectionate herself.

It was probably the most adorable thing Chandler will ever refuse to admit to seeing.

She walked over to them, taking Veronica's hand into her own, much to the annoyance of Tracy.

"Heather, what a pleasant surprise." Tracy spit out, her forced smile cracking at the seams as she felt Veronica lean into Heather's touch.

"I would love to be able to say the same. Say, don't you have to go with Amelie I'm about, right the fuck now?" Chandler said, it was phrased like a question, but it was so clearly a demand that even the people around them spared glances at them.

Tracy flinched at the reminder of Amelie, she was supposed to be meeting her soon, she sighed in defeat.

Giving one last look at Veronica, who was now clinging to Chandler, Tracy smiled fondly before giving one last glare to Chandler and disappearing into the crowd.

Heather huffed in mild annoyance, before she felt a small smile adorn her face as Veronica pulled her into a sloppy hug.

"I missed you." She mumbled into Chandler's shoulder.

"I missed you to."

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ok so hear me out Yk how Chandler (in friends) is like overprotective of the chicks/ducks, imagine that’s the way he acted with a tiny borrower who just chills and lives with him and Joey? 🥹🥹🥹

any headcannons of giant chandler x a tiny borrower (that preferably isn’t one of the canon characters)?

god i'm like sobbing putting this together okay

chandler discovering a borrower would be the softest shit imaginable. he would 100% be the type to be a little scared of it and definitely super awkward

the tiny only sees him as this jokester sarcasm man so they're terrified of being found by him and being utterly humiliated

but in reality chandler is really :o about it and he's just overpowered by his desire to protect them

he's SO AWKWARD trying to ask them questions and is visibly flustered when they dont answer, so he tries his best and just talks and talks and talks to mask his nerves

he would endear himself to a borrower in like 0.5 seconds. like it's so clear he's just a big softie

instantly lowers himself to their level, speaks softly, and is super aware of his movements and how he's being perceived

he would not keep a tiny against their will but he would be very upset if they left. like he's just too fascinated

he would offer them literally anything they needed and would always go the extra mile. like he's stressed bc they dont have an actual bed to sleep on. he would be horrified when the tiny tells him how they live

chandler constantly shields them from joey, like he does NOT trust that man

he's very overprotective and overbearing sometimes, basically to the point of pampering them endlessly, but it comes from a good and caring place so the tiny lets it happen

he always asks "are you okay?" "are you comfortable here?" "do you need anything?" just the absolute sweetest

[xerith-42]

MCD Heathers AU

I didn't ask for this, I had a passing teehee funny thought and then it stopped being funny and actually turned out to be a brain worm that took over all my neurons. I do not know what the fuck happened to make this AU but here we are.

Main thing to know before I come up here and elaborate in a later draft, this AU is imagining a production of Heathers featuring the cast and crew of mcd. It's an AU that's largely non magical other than the furry stuff, and it's distinctly the mcd characters and how I characterize them, not the MyStreet version of these characters. I think I've made my... thoughts on the matter of MyStreet characterization well known.

Anyways, the real actual main thing I meant to write was that this AU is also two productions. One is the main cast, and then there's the Understudy Cast! I might put that in a separate post because holy fuck this is already going to be a lot and I have to pull the entire cast of Heathers out of the pits of my memories.

"Couldn't you just look it up?"

This is way cooler. My source for all of the things I will ever say about this AU come mainly from the fact that I was in a production of it. Also I found the entire original libretto and read it all in a single night.

Main Cast Lead Characters

Veronica Sawyer-Katelyn

Jason Dean-Aaron

Heather Chandler-Dante

Heather McNamara-Garroth

Heather Duke-Laurance

Martha Dunstock-Lucinda

Kurt Kelly-Ivan

Ram Sweeny-Melissa (okay hear me out on this one--)

Ms. Fleming-Nana

Ensemble Members (yes these are all real ensemble members in Heathers)

2 Important Ensemble Disclaimers:

*If I don't give them a student character they're playing, that because there's an unspecified number of student characters to fill out the backing vocals that aren't necessarily listed in the original script. The fill ins I use come from when I was in the ensemble of this show

Ensemble is mostly the same across both casts.

Stoner Chick/Veronica's Mom-Sasha

New Wave Kid*/Kurt's Dad-Zenix

Metal Head*/Ram's Dad-Gene

Hipster Dork-Dottie

Preppy Stud/Big Bud Dean-Jeffory

Beleaguered Geek-Kenmur

Fuck it, Understudy cast

If they aren't performing as an understudy, they are another unnamed student in the ensemble, except for Nana and Sasha because they had to be fuckin different.

Veronica Sawyer-Aphmau

Jason Dean-Ein

Heather Chandler-Nicole

Heather McNamara-Nana

Heather Duke-Vylad

Martha Dunstock-Emmalyn

Kurt Kelly-Janus

Ram Sweeny-Blaze

Ms Fleming- Sasha

(the understudy cast is... insane. All of them. Collectively and individually)

This is just the cast. I haven't even got into the crew, how some of the ensemble are also crew members, the backstage drama, the showmances, the absolute chaos those dressing rooms would be. How they would be organized in the most logical yet perfectly chaotic way. This AU is peak chaos.