#Convincing Cardboard
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Lost focus and drew a consensual workplace relationship (the inherent intimacy of hanging out in an artist's studio to watch them exist in their element got to me)
Zoom in for details I poured my soul into <3
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
#dc: why do paperwork when sy is right there#my art#artists on tumblr#fanart#cdrama#under the skin 2#ççœȘćŸéŽ#ççœȘćŸéŽ2#shen yi#du cheng#sy is also guilty he falls asleep in dc's office#how to say i trust you without saying it#i rarely draw anything explicitly romantic so this is how u know this show has gotten to me LOL#u know hilariously what ended up really convincing me that sy is a genius is how he uses like 20 diff mediums#AND IS GOOD AT ALL OF THEM#bro went from paints to sculpture to cardboard cutouts of beijing opera characters#what was his art school curriculum is there anything he can't do#my last uts painting went fast but this one Simmered for weeeks#which was great actually bc i could take my time pouring all my love into it <3#both this and the show itself is art about art and that feels very sacred#also did y'all know most of the songs in this show have to do with light and how you can find it in other people#like i've been playing æ¶ć
æć
and ćć
ććŸ on loop#objectively the 2nd one is just ur average ost but the way tjc sings certain lyrics has wended its way into my heart#specifically ććż/çćżçæšĄæ · like bro the longing
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CAT ATTACK
hes so nice i gave him two fur colors cause normal and uhmm winter
#mgs#art#artwork#digital art#my art#halâs art tag (real) đȘŽđ#solid snake#mgs solid snake#metal gear solid#solid snake fanart#snavid#hes such a meow meow#i feel like if you asked him what animal he is he'd try to convince you he'd be a wolf#snake ive seen you and cardboard boxes#i know what you are (a cat)
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i think you guys are all forgetting that the most important thing about the vettel-webber proxy war is that it is the most one-sided proxy war to ever be conceived. mark is warring with seb IN HIS MIND. he is making shit up and extrapolating IN HIS HEAD. lando is not at all built for being a vessel for something like this. and seb is just minding his damn business
#lando is not the devil mark is just trying to convince oscar that he is#and seb is not going to involve himself. mark will start chewing on cardboard if seb even mentions lando though#much like mwebber i am making shit up in my head. but unlike everyone elses makebelieve my makebelieve is true. Ok?#mark webber#sebastian vettel#sebmark#lando norris#oscar piastri#*
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â decadence divine [ act I ]
{â} characters arlecchino, neuvillette, furina {â} notes yandere, drabble, gender neutral reader {â} warnings yandere content, stalking (implied), kidnapping (implied) {â} word count 2.3k
ARLECCHINO
Arlecchino was wont to leave social gatherings to her subordinatesâ the private meetings were where she thrived. It was so much easier to lure your prey into a trap when you didn't have prying eyes and ears waiting for the barest hint of blackmail.
She clicked her tongue in distaste, her eyes narrowing beneath the mask of the fox as she set down her cup sharply. It was difficult as it was to draw them from the safety of their bubbleâ at the slightest hint of danger, her quarry would run. A chase would be fun, but she couldn't risk getting caught here. The political nightmare it would cause..it already gave her a headache. She had to be discreet.
They weren't making it easy, however.
Which is why she never liked crowds. But this chance didn't come by every day. She wasn't going to simply let it pass by because of a little danger. She'd have them eventually, it was just a matter of how. There were already numerous of her own lingering in the crowds, hidden beneath the masks that every patron bore. It was difficult to stand out amongst the flurry of masked patrons constantly shifting around the room, moving from one conversation to another, gliding from one dance partner to another.
Her heeled boots clicked sharply against the tile as she stalked through the crowds, keeping a wide berth yet always lingering nearbyâ she was sure they could feel the vague sense of being watched, but with the huge crowds..her lips quirked into a grin with the barest flash of teeth. There were a great many ways to break them inâ she'd spent a great amount of time and mora to get anything she could for blackmail, if she so wished. She had the backing of the Fatui as well if she played her cards rightâ it wouldn't be difficult to convince them that they were a valuable target, and none of them would dare to question just what she did with them afterwards.
Perhaps a bit of play, first. Test the waters. She was familiar with playing the polite gentleman, despite her status as a Fatui Harbinger. Stage something for her to intervene, perhaps, to look the hero. The look of shock when she revealed the wolf beneath the wool..she could see it already. That wide, doe-eyed look as they realized the monster they've followed blindly like a lost lamb..she was beginning to see the appeal.
All it took was a few hushed words and subtle signals before the tiles started to fall in place, her hand gliding along their lower back as she leaned over their shoulder with a thin, predatory smile. She'd have to organize for the agent to be released later, her eyes following as the Gardes dragged him out of the room in a flurry of curses, but for now..she tilted her head to peer down at them, polite and almost apologetic.
"You aren't too startled, are you? Now now, there's no need to look so..scared, poor thing. I won't let another lay a hand on you," She cooed in a sickly sweet tone, the husky rasp of her voice whispered in their ear like dripping honey. "You have my word. Now, why don't we get you some fresh air? Come. Allow me to escort you."
Her lips pulled into a jagged grin at the relief in their eyesâ the blind lamb following the shepherd as it led them into it's maw. Just a little longer, and she could finally have her own caged birdâ a pretty thing to admire, to protect, to possess.
Something no one else would ever touch again. Something hers.
NEUVILLETTE
Neuvillette was not one for parties. The intricacies and delicate handling of public relations he oft left in the capable hands of Furina, rather then himself. It was only at her behest he even attended at all, but he still felt rather..out of place amongst the bodies constantly shifting through the ballroom like a constant rush of water from one end to the other, no rhyme nor reason to the flow. The only thing that kept him afloat among the tides was the mask of the deer obscuring his faceâ even if it was exceedingly difficult to truly hide himself among the crowds, most passed over him without second thought.
Though he had to be honest with himself, even if he couldn't bring himself to admit it to Furina despite her insistence that his attendance was mandatory. He had his own reasons for comingâ selfishness that left a sour taste in his mouth. It was purely by chance he'd seen the briefest glimpse of them prior, and he..was intrigued, that was all.
He refused to let his thoughts linger on the sleepless nights he spent prying every piece of information he could from loose tongues and obscure documents, every moment he managed to squeeze in between trials spent lingering in their most favored locationsâ cafes, stores, restaurants, the like.
Now a masquerade.
He tried not to let the guilt gnaw at his conscious, but it lingered like an age old scar that still ached.
So he relegated himself to simply residing in the further corner, nursing a goblet of water like a fine wine, trying not to let his eyes stray to the brief glimpses of them through the ever moving bodies filling the center of the room, dancing like puppets in music boxes.
Still, his hand twitched in an instinctual desireâ a need to clasp his hand in their own, to touch his lips upon their knuckles, to indulge in a moment of reprieve and unshackle himself from the mantle that bears heavy upon his shoulders. He seeks reverence, worship, but not of himselfâ but towards the one who had drawn the eye of the dragon amongst the waves of humans he'd seen come and go for a great many years.
No one could compare, he is certain. None have left him as breathless, as hopelessly infatuated, as the one who made him wish only to kneel at their feet in senseless reverence until he could no longer speak. A hopeless man, indeed, if he has never even truly met them.
Instead he's spent his time prying into their life from the shadows. Caution, or simple cowardice?
He dares not ponder.
Yet in his ceaseless pondering he'd blocked out the world without, failing to notice the figure stepping up beside him until their hand brushed against his elbowâ just the briefest touch, but it had his pupils narrowing and his entire body tensing like a coiled spring. That touch..bliss. It left him breathless and lightheaded as he tilted his head to regard them, his lips parting in a shaky sigh. They are as beautiful as he remembersâ even with their face obscured beneath the mask, he would never forget them.
"Greetings, Monsieurâ I hope I didn't frighten you too much." Their laugh made him feel rather faint, just the sound of their voice making his hand tighten around his cane. "..Not at all. I was simply lost in thought." He admitted apologetically, trying to reign in the urge to cup their face between his palms. A dangerous thought. He didn't want to scare them off when they'd provided him a priceless opportunity.
"My apologies, you must have needed something. It was rude of me to have been so absorbed in my thoughts to have ignored you." He continued, gently turning to set his goblet downâ offer them his full attention, be a gentleman. The words rang in his skull like a ceaseless alarm, blaring and rattling his thoughts as he gently took their hand in his own. It was a split second decisionâ an indulgence, but he could simply not help himself. Even with his gloves between them, he felt like he was going to lose his composure just from such a brief touch..
He truly was a hopeless man before an altar, praying for a salvation he intends to bury deep beneath the wavesâ to keep it hidden in the darkness of the depths that only he can reach. A selfish man, he must be, to even think of it, but it is an itch that he cannot scratch. A need that must be satisfied. He cannot allow any hands but his own to tend to them, to know what it feels to touch them, to hear their voice and see their eyes as he praysâ prays like a man starved, devotion born of desperation.
"I hope I did not make you wait too long." He smiles, soft and affectionate, like the bloom of spring beneath the winters chillâ yet just as deadly, only masked by the sweet fragrance of flowers.
He had waited too long.
No longer.
FURINA
Furina was right at home amongst the crowdsâ where the masks obscured the identities of most, it was impossible to not recognize the charming banter of the Hydro Archon beneath the mask of the lamb as she graced the masquerade with her presence, speaking with a silver tongue to any who would listen. A truly enthralled audience fitting for the grandest of performers in Fontaine.
But her eyes lingered not on the people who's praise dripped from their lips like honeyâ yet so very bitter upon her tongue. Even the mask obscuring her expression did little to hide the longing that had her visibly deflating like a popped balloon. She hated all the eyes on her, reallyâ it was suffocating. She was only putting on a show in the foolish hope that they'd finally pay attention to her. Just her luck, she supposes, that instead she's had to throw herself straight into the role of Archon without a pay off..
They hadn't even spared her a glance! It would be infuriating if not for the fact she couldn't even keep her composure just seeing them across the room. They didn't even have to look at her and she could feel the heat rush to her ears as she forced another smile at the crowd gathered around her. It was unfair how easily they could fluster her without even knowing itâ her heart was thumping so hard against her ribcage she felt like it might burst.
Her only solace was the fact none of the patrons seemed to realize she'd clocked out of the conversation, her thoughts and eyes lingering on the distant figureâ what a lovestruck fool she makes..it was a chance encounter she'd seen them during one of her outings. That was all it took to enthrall her, evidentially, try as she might to have ignore it for months.
They never left her mind for longer then a day, in the end, and she had to face the fact they had managed to enrapture her so deeply she felt like a newborn lamb learning to walk whenever she so much as thought of them. What an embarrassment! She..she was the Archon, she had a reputation to maintain, she couldn't be seen fawning over a human.
But oh, she still longed for it, beneath the veneer of a God. She'd watched them more times then she'd admit even to herself, wishing to find herself in place of those who'd hands were cradled so casually in their ownâ to hear their voice, their laughter, as often as she pleased..like a fine delicacy she so badly wished to taste, yet so far from her reach.
Would they think her pathetic for her infatuation? She pursed her lips at the thought, trying to bury the sour mood beneath her faux image of the Archon. Yet it lingered, and with only the quietest of excuses, she slipped into the crowd like a ghostâ she needed to leave before she did something..stupid. Neuvillette would surely have a few choice words with her if she did, and she was inclined to avoid such a fate.
She..she just needed a moment to collect herself was all. That was it. She could go back to playing Archon for a little longer, she just needed a moment to herself. At the very least, the balcony had been regarded as off limits so late into the partyâ which gave her an opportunity to slip out of the public view for the briefest of moments. A welcome reprieveâ she was starting to feel suffocated amongst the crowds.
Perhaps on instinct, she reached for the mask, lifting ever so slightly away..only to let out a startled yelp at the touch of a hand on her shoulder, the mask slipping back into place far too easily. It made her lightheaded, even now, but she dared not to dwell on it.
But when she turned sharply on her heel to chew out the person who'd followed her and had the gall to scare her..oh, she was done for, her ears flush with heat. The brief glimpse of their eyes beneath the mask, the curl of their lips as they smiledâ her heart stuttered in her chest, and she was certain it had stopped all together when they clasped her hand.
"Yâyou.." She wanted to be angry, to brush them off and leave with her rationality in tact, but the warmth of their hands on her skin rendered her speechless. She was no better then a fish on land, struggling to fill her lungs with air as she drew in a shaky breath. "Ahem, you caught me off guard. That's all. Surely you do not make it a habit to sneak up on people?" She huffed in indignation, trying to mask the fluster that threatened to break through her carefully crafted facade.
Ah, what a cruel twist of fate..she'd slipped away to escape their allure, but here they were, dragging her back into their orbit without even knowing how deep her infatuation ran. They were alone, too..it was a chance she wasn't sure she'd ever get again.
Maybe, just this once, she could do something for herself rather then everyone else.
She buried her guilt, the fearâ buried it beneath the need to be seen.
"But if you want to make it up to me.."
#genshin impact#genshin impact yandere#genshin yandere#neuvillette x reader#yandere neuvillette#yandere neuvillette x reader#arlecchino x reader#yandere arlecchino#yandere arlecchino x reader#furina x reader#yandere furina#yandere furina x reader#fic tag#pats neuvillette this noodle dragon can be so pathetic#aiming for pathetic desperate and slightly guilty. it gnaws at him knowing he's keeping you like a bird in a cage#esp if you react extremely negatively hes like a kicked puppy#not outwardly but internally hes a MESS. sobbing crying wailing#furina and neuvi sopping wet kittens u found in a cardboard box in an alley#vs arle thinking abt all the crimes shes going 2 commit in the process w/o an ounce of guilt. blackmail? check. kidnapping? check.#a little murder for flavor. as u can see im coping horribly w being practically snowed in rn i need 2 be put down#its like 4 degrees out rn (fahrenheit) and getting colder ueueueue i am dying..........#only thing keeping me going is my furinameow plushie coming. eventually. staying strong just for her.................#also needs 2 be mentioned all the stories r separate ksjfkhdsf#no not everyone in fontaine is yan and trying 2 kidnap sorry for getting ur hopes up..#yet#anyway u cant convince me arle isn't bribing (or just straight up forcing) her agents into doing stupid shit so she can âsaveâ you#and make you owe her#two silly goofy little creatures vs the personification of gaslight gatekeep girlboss (heavy on the gaslight)#also split this up in 3 parts bc. lol. lmao. im not writing 9 characters at once goodbye#also all the masks do actually have significance i have an entire essay on why i gave each animal to specific characters okay
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there are some things i simply will nefur understand
#honest to god i hate [SHIP] i think it is the blandest milquetoast cardboard cutout efur#i will nefur be convinced ofurwise#stop showing up after i blocked the tag!!!
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Cousins (( BATTLE AU ))
He likes to pretend to be like his older cousin :]
I might draw some more with UDG because I came up concepts for the kids if they were in BATTLE AU, Or you can inbox me a question! Either way is fine!!
Edit: (I actually just came up with something, like a story to how I think Masaru is now safe in the hands of Leon. Feel free to ask about PLEASE I WILL SPILL!!))
#danganronpa#leon kuwata#masaru daimon#Headcanon#Hc#trigger happy havoc#ultra despair girls#They would be cousins though and you cant convince me otherwise#Masaruâs bat would probably be wooded or foam so he has to tape a cardboard fire on it for him and Leon to match ^_^
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bountybunny. that's it that's the post
#kamen rider gotchard#gotchard#thank you kr official for giving out a bunch of new little guys for me to obsess over <3#you have convinced me to continue with the cardboard gambling you win
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Brainrot forced me to buy a certain brand of pasta because the packaging has cooking instructions in Finnish among other languages
#well it caught my attention because the packaging is cardboard and not plastic but it was the languages that convinced me in the end#i learned from the packaging that the word tarjoilija which i learned in duolingo comes from the verb tarjoilla which means to serve#i am a polyglote đ
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thought i sent that one off anon accidentally and was going to have to live with the shame of you thinking im not cool anymore
I'm sure I'd still think you're pretty cool, trust me~
#i'd probably be more like: why is this cool person cold and alone in a cardboard box? guess i have to take them home....#and convince my other cats that they are also a cat....#i do know the pain of accidentally sending something off anon though owo i am glad that you will not have to suffer#even though i really wouldn't care. and i'd pretend not to see if you really didn't want me to <3
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Where I've been btw (arms in a fish tank swearing a lot because plants hate being in aquasoil and water at the same time)
#kerytalk#fish nonsense#fishblr#aquablr#aquascaping#planted tank#this is my first tank ever - like ever ever. be nice.#I love and hate aquasoil#people saying sand would be hard to manage? no#aquasoil is worse#gets EVERYWHERE with the slightest movement#now to test this thing every other day until I am convinced it's cycled#tanks skills - decent#photography skills - shite#idk I give up on trying to fight reflections I'm tired#(the black background is just craft cardboard I stuck there on a whim haha)#gotta say watching my Hygrophila pinnatifida go from all droopy and :( on being planted in tank to super peppy and all :D has been fun
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I <3 weaving poorly
#cardboard looms đ#I started this so long ago. like. in 2021 I think lol.#was a lot of fun to play around w textures and different sizes. even tho it distorts it#my art#weaving#<- tagging it to hopefully convince myself to actually do more. bc itâs fun! just extremely time consuming
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Heartbreaking! Character that is conceptually delicious is equivalent to a wet piece of cardboard in the personality department! And the fandom is eating it up!
#theyâve started doodling faces on it and convincing themselves the face was always part of the cardboard#vagueing#discourse#?#close enough
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american friends/followers:
#little caesars tastes like cardboard to me but my sister is utterly convinced that its superior to dominos in every way#null havoc damage
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Oh good the first manic note has arrived. Time for my anxiety to skyrocket every time I hear her door open
#this one was mild but thats how it usually starts#starts mild and gets more aggressive#this time it's cause i don't recycle by the rules she's made up#we have 3 mixed recycling bins and she's decided by herself that one should be cardboard only#even though they all get picked up by the same bin lorry#she once saw me putting cardboard in one of the other bins (which everyone else does too)#and has decided that's worth posting a note through my door at 11pm#ugh i don't know what to do about it#it's such a minor issue but everything has to be done her way or she gets mad#and if she doesn't have some random issue to be mad about her paranoia kicks in and makes up reasons#like last time she said I was watching her from the windows and calling cops on another neighbour and using my 'connections' to put her awa#which aren't true but cause she's ill theres nothing you can do to convince her it's not true#so you just have to ride out the shouting and horrible notes until she either gets better or gets sectioned#sorry for the vent#i know it could be worse and is probably worse for her but it still stresses me out#fingers crossed this will be the only note#neighbour venting
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Jason has a life-sized cardboard cutout of Bruce Wayne in his apartment, and he argues with it a hell of a lot. When Dick dropped by one day and saw it, Jason convinced him of how cathartic it was. Dick brushed him off, telling him to find healthier coping mechanisms, only to go out and get one of his own.
#dc comics#dc#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#my post
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flesh light & prone bones





synopsis. coming home from brunch, you expected an empty apartment â not to catch your cocky roommate mattheo fucking a fleshlight to the thought of you. curiosity turns to temptation, and you both realize toys could never replace the real thing.
pairing. roommate! mattheo riddle x reader
content/mdni. fem!reader, roommate!au, pervert!reader, cocky!mattheo, pervert!mattheo, implied gymrat!mattheo, fleshlight-fucking, assisted masturbation, voyeurism to participation, filthy teasing, praise, dirty talk, name-calling (sweetheart, baby), overstimulation, allusion to edging, spit play, cum eating, doggy-style/prone bone (?), headlock/slight choking, slight spanking, unprotected p in v!
word count. 3.6k
a/n. this one goes to @pizzaapeteer! she convinced me to write another matty fic! let me know what you think. likes and reblogs are appreciated

inserting the keys in the lock and turning them twice, you finally locked the front door. leaving them to dangle in the door, you slowly made your way inside your shared apartment with mattheo. you only stopped for a moment in the hallway, removing your shoes and the purse youâve been carrying around your brunch date with the girls.
but not your wired headphones.
no, youâd rather keep those in for the time being, preferring to listen to any kind of music than to mattheo rambling about sports and the like. you werenât even sure he was home; he had a really bad habit of keeping to himself the important information, disclosing only dumb details like how much his bench press has improved.
but as you make your way further into the apartment, you realize he is home. the opened cardboard box on the kitchen island, the ripped package, and the violently scattered foam bits were a clear indicator that mattheo was at home.
âthis jerk never cleans after himself.â you mumbled underneath your breath, extremely quiet, and if it werenât for the fact that you said these words, you wouldnât have been able to hear them thanks to your loud music.
mattheo was not the perfect roommate. he was flashy, annoying, messy. he also seems to respect the concept of privacy only when it applies to him; if you try to count the times youâve found him in your room like a pervert, you wouldnât have enough fingers, hands and feet combined.
nonetheless, he was paying his share of the rent in time, and if you yell at him a bit, he does clean around as well.
curious as ever, you approached the box to figure out what mattheo ordered.
âkidney failure is written all over him.â
it was probably another gigantic container of protein powder, or creatine, or whatever powders he uses for the gym and his godly physique, as he likes to call it. mattheo has an entire lower kitchen cabinet dedicated to his fitness journey, so such purchases were not uncommon.
with all that in mind, the cardboard box seemed too small compared to his usual orders. the box was also a different shape than the usual huge square cube mattheo gets his supplements in. twisting and turning the package in your hands, your eyes scanned the surface for any sort of clue â a company name, a product name, heck, even a cringey motto about gym life.
but nothing.
the package was blank, discreet.
the foam chunks were of no help, and the shipping paper was torn to pieces.
âhe really wanted whatâs inside, huh?â
you might as well check the cabinet and see if a new container has been added. that way, the mystery will be solved quicker.
bending at the knees, you dropped down to mattheoâs gym stash and swung open the door. this cabinet was the only place mattheo kept all clean and organized, so you immediately realized no new product was added.
âwhat the fuck did he buy?â
muttering to yourself again, you raise from your position, prepared to investigate the torn paper. only to have your wired headphones latched around the cabinet knob and snatched out of your ears.
âughÂâ this shiââ
âfuck, hmm, so good.â
now that your ears were no longer trapped by your headphones â which were now pathetically hanging around the knob â you could hear mattheo. and the nasty noises he was making.
he was loud.
âah, ah, ah.â
his voice was low and raspy, and if it werenât for the clear needy tone in his words, you wouldâve said he was just having a bit too much fun with his video games.
that was not the case, however.
âsâso wet, damn.â
and with that, your brain short-circuits for good.
your entire body froze, one hand clenched around your knotty headphones, the other stiffing up by your side, clawing at the material of your shorts. you stayed like that for a few seconds, trying to process what the fuck you just heard.
maybe it wasnât him. maybe it was porn, playing from his expensive speakers in his room.
yeah. yeah.
but no matter how much you tried to convince yourself, another guttural moan from mattheo shattered any sort of argument you could come up with.
that was him.
âtight as fuck, shittt.â
not only was mattheo home â he was very home, in his room, jacking off. owning the place and being as vocal as he liked.
âso good, so good.â
you wished to be angry and annoyed at him. you wished to slam your hand on the kitchen counter and yell his name to stop. you wished, you truly did, but something in you was fighting against these urges. something primal was itching at your brain, making your teeth bite into your lips, your hands clenching tighter.
something primal was itching at your stomach, making your tummy do a flip, your panties all wet.
âoh, baby, ohhhââ
you inhaled sharply, closing your eyes in an attempt to disconnect from the situation at hand and think straight.
i should just leaveâŠ
âugh, damn.â
âŠpretend i heard nothingâŠ
âit feels amazingggg.â
âŠand just take another walk.
âfuck, fuck, fuckkkâŠâ
yeah, i can do itâ
you thought you could fight back, but your entire resolve collapsed when you heard your name moaned by mattheo.
that deep, rumbling voice, grunting your name without any shame. again, and again, and again.
âthat pussy would feel so much better, i just know.â
so raw and desperate.
completely discarding your headphones, you finally moved. but not towards the front door.
tiptoeing down the hallway, you crept closer and closer to mattheoâs room. the wooden floor was slightly creaking underneath your footsteps, but neither you, nor mattheo seem to pay attention to it. he was too caught up in pleasure, and you were too turned on to care.
âyouâd be so warm andâ fuckkââ
mattheo was rambling on his own, groaning your name from time to time and vocalizing his dirtiest thoughts about you. and as wrong as this was â eavesdropping on your roommate fucking his fist, there was no shame in you. quite the opposite: his nasty words shoot directly at your core, making arousal pool in your panties and stick to your weeping cunt.
his door was slightly ajar. the close proximity allowed you to bathe into the obscene wet sounds he was making, now clearly registering the rhythmic movement of his thrusts. it was wet, stickily so, the sloshing noises being a definite indicator of mattheoâs need.
the close proximity also allowed you to dip your head in and take a peak.
but you shouldnât. everyone has sexual urges and it was wrong for youâ
âsweetheart, pleaseâŠâ
your head instantly turned towards the crack of the door, the pet name practically latching onto your neck and twisting you around to finally see him.
and you gasped.
that was not a hand.
there was mattheo, sprawled on his bed, completely naked. upper body leaning against the headboard, head thrown back. lower body jutting up and down from the mattress, thrusting with urgency into a pale grey fleshlight.
your thighs clamped into one another, your tiny shorts riding upwards on your legs, seam digging into your clit. you did your best not to snake your hand down into your panties to touch yourself, choosing to use it to steady yourself against the door.
you knew mattheo was hot.
hot was an understatement, really. as much as you liked to make fun of his cocky attitude and his pride for his godly physique, you couldnât deny it. mattheo riddle was attractive beyond compare, and seeing him in this position made you want to jump on him and fuck him to death.
âshitâ to have that sweet cunt all to myselfâŠâ
he was high on lust, babbling to himself between moans, jerking that new fleshlight to a sloppy rhythm. his abs were flexing with every rock of his hips; his arm, strained from the pressure of tightly gripping the sex toy, was a sharp valley of muscles, scattered with protruding veins.
âwill you let me have you, sweetheart?â
shit.
his voice, still sultry and lustful, now had an undertone of arrogance. his head, previously lolling back against the wall, was now upright â his chocolate eyes staring right at you.
he caught you.
and he was proud of that.
âahâ donât ignore me, baby.â
you couldnât answer. words got stuck in your throat, your brain refusing to cooperate. you could only focus on the lazy movements of his hand, now guiding the fleshlight up and down his cock.
his cock, so hard and stiff. drenched in precum and lube. his cock, so red and pulsing, throbbing against the inside of the toy and begging for more.
his chest was raising and falling rapidly, visibly affected by the entire ordeal. the tips of his curls were sticking to his forehead, skin all sweaty and slick. yet, mattheo seemed more composed than you were.
âafter iâve called for you so nicelyâŠâ
he smirked, dragging the toy all the way down to his base with a deep groan; sheltering his entire shaft into the poor fleshlight.
ââŠcould at least help me out, sweetheart.â
he did it all intentionally.
it wasnât like mattheo did not know you got home. he knew, and that urged him to masturbate even more.
you swallowed thickly, still unsure whether to step in or not. a part of you wanted to join him desperately; the other part was arguing for you to leave and cool off alone.
mattheo could see the storm behind your gaze. and he knew how to help you decide.
suddenly, he removed the fleshlight from his shaft completely, letting the sex toy fall from his hand somewhere on the mattress. letting you see the way his stiff cock escaped from its confinement, stood tall for a few seconds, then flopped to the side.
âyouâre a manwhore, mattheo.â
itâs all you managed to say as you stepped into the room, removing your cardigan, and throwing it somewhere on his floor.
âyou say it like itâs a bad thing, baby.â
he hissed between his teeth, brushing off your âcomplimentâ and focusing on your actions. removing your outer layer, you were now nicely standing in a cropped tee and the tiniest fucking shorts he has ever seen you wear.
and when you seated yourself next to him on the bed, his cock twitched against his thigh hard.
âwhat if i had guests, hm?â
your voice was condescending, mean. your gaze sharp and accusatory.
but that only turned him on more.
mattheo let out a short, breathy laugh, licking over his lips. your question was of little importance to him. his eyes were focused on you only, hypnotized by your entire existence.
âbut you donât.â
he was so shameless, so brazen. his gaze was dancing along your body, making a first stop on your perky tits, another on the exposed skin of your thighs.
even if you had guests, he wouldnât have acted differently.
âpervert.â
you spat at him like you were disgusted by his behaviour, yet your hand drew closed to the sex toy and brought it back into the spotlight.
âwho wouldâve thoughtââŠâ
you grabbed the base of his cock without warning, eliciting a strangled moan from mattheo.
ââthat youâdââ
gathering some of your spit, you let the liquid drip all the way down to his cock, hitting the throbbing tip and gliding down the side of his cock.
âoh, fuck, waitââ
ââget a fleshlight.â
positioning the fleshlight at the right angle, you dragged it all the way down. his hips buckled involuntarily, the sudden stimulation making his thighs shake.
âwhy not fuck a real woman?â
you began moving the toy slowly, guiding it up and down. twisting and turning your wrist with expertise, you tried to mimic the way mattheo was jerking himself off before your intrusion.
âoh my god, this is so hot.â
mattheo was still taken aback by the entire situation: not only did you join him in bed, you were now pumping his cock with this newly bought sex toy, making him writhe around his bedsheets.
âso easily pleased.â
you hummed, mocking the way mattheo was already succumbing to pleasure.
he tried to take charge again, raising his torso from the headboard, but you were quicker. with a hand on his chest, you harshly pushed him back down, causing him to drop even closer to the mattress than before.
âanswer me, mattheo!â
your speed around his shaft slowed, now dragging the toy at an agonizingly low pace. seeing your roommate mattheo scrunch his face in both pain and pleasure was irresistible.
âtâtheyâre not you.â
ânot me?â
you did not expect such an answer. but he seemed to have answered truthfully, so you reward him by speeding up again.
âah, ah, ah, sweetheart.â
mattheo was gasping now, hips chasing every glide of the toy like his life depends on it. his eyes were blown-out, half-lidded, heavy with lust; his mouth parted, his lips glossy with spit.
he hated how much of an effect you had on him, but he couldnât do much.
your hand did anything but falter. the wet suction of the fleshlight was echoing louder and louder between the two of you, almost harmonizing with mattheoâs moans. he was putty under your control, and that made your cunt throb hard.
âand is this toy me?â
you seemed almost mad that heâd compare you with a stupid inanimate object: your lovely lips formed a pout, and your eyes widened with pretend sadness. all of it to emotionally taunt and pester mattheo.
âi canât fuck you.â
mattheo raised his tone, exhasperated by your little accusations. why were you playing dumb? you would never let him blow your back, so a fleshlight was the onlâ
âwho said that?â
âhuh?â
âwho said you canât fuck me?â
you tilted your head mockingly, putting all your effort into squeezing the base of the toy harder. you wanted to make him cum, you wanted to make him shoot his seed deep into the fleshlight.
âoh, baby, baby babyââ
he was chanting pet names like a mantra, his fingers clawing at the sheets with desperation. his jaw was clenched, and the veins on his forearms were accentuated even more. Â
he was close. so close.
âcâcan i actually fuck you?â
oh, he was so damn cute. such a big beefy guy, asking for permission, on the verge of tears.
âof course you can.â
mattheo did not answer that. only a long and loud groan left his lips, head digging against the headboard more and more. his body jolted once, twice, then shuddered hard as thick ropes of cum filled the toy.
you could feel the way the fleshlight became heavier with each passing second. you could also hear the slick squelches of it, louder and wetter, as you were still gliding it on his cock â milking him dry.
âgive me all youâve got!â
mattheo was done for. he looked absolutely wrecked, absolutely ruined â you loved it.
âfâfuck, no more, please.â he whined, tossing his head to the side from overstimulation.
you had no intention of stopping, really. but something about mattheo pleading to be released changed your resolve. so, with one final drag up his sensitive cock, you released him.
his cum oozed out of the toy in thick drips immediately, staining his crotch and abs. Â
âdamn, you really filled it up!â
holding the toy up for inspection, you could see his release seeping more and more out of it. it was creamy and gooey, and it made you wonder how it tastes.
âoh, shut up, youââ
raising the fleshlight higher, you stuck out your tongue and allowed some of his cum to land on it. the salty taste spread across your mouth in an instant.
and instead of spitting it, you happily swallowed.
âfuck, youâre gonna kill me.â
mattheo witnessed the entire thing. his cock did too, hardening again against his abs.
âwanna compare it with the real thing?â
and there it was â an even deadlier proposal from you.
you did not even wait for his answer, certain he will agree. rather, you discarded the toy completely, dropping it on the floor, choosing to turn around and bend over for mattheo.
âwant? i need it.â
you heard him barely mutter behind you, as eager as before. he retracted his legs from the mattress, allowing you the space to position yourself on your hands and knees for him.
âfuck, baby, your shorts are soaked.â
mattheo now had a clear view of the effect he had on you: your tiny cotton shorts were stained with a big patch of arousal, butchered up all the way into your cunt. heck, if he tried more, he could define the outline of your pussy through your clothes.
âcâmon, mattheo, fuck me!â
you mewled at him like a vixen, arching your back into him and shaking your clothed ass. you instantly felt mattheoâs rough hands cupping the fat of your behind, caressing the skin and even dipping his fingers underneath your shorts.
feeling around. exploring.
âmattheo, huryyyyyâ
âshut up.â he growled at you, striking your right buttcheek in a sharp and swift motion. âlet me admire you.â
he continued to roam his hands all over you, feather touches all over your skin â exposed or not.
but not for long, as his patience was wearing thin as well.
gripping the hem of your shorts and panties at the same time, mattheo finally dragged them down to your bent knees, exposing that warm and needy hole to his eyes.
âfuck, how could i assumeââ
mattheo grasped the base of his cock and, stepping closer to you, he immediately brushed the tip of his cock across your folds, gathering and spreading your wetness around.
ââthat i can replace youââ
just to torture you back, he pushed his shaft against your pulsing hole, applying enough pressure for you to feel him, but not enough to enter you.
ââwith a mere toy?â
âplease, mattheoâŠâ
and there it was, you begging. exactly what he was waiting for.
with your sweet plea on your lips, mattheo finally thrusted inside of you. impatient as ever, he stuffed you full from the beginning, reaching the deepest part of your cunt and hitting that sensitive spot with his tip.
âfuck, itâs so hot.â
ah, you were stuffed to the brim.
âand your walls are sucking me in.â
you could feel every vein and ridge on his cock, pressing deliciously against you.
âloosen up, sweetheart. shit. i canât move.â
and you did your best to listen, but your hungry pussy was sucking him in like a vice. with your cunt gripping tightly around his shaft, mattheo managed to pull out only halfway.
âi wonât last long, baby.â
and then he thrusted back in. hard. pushing your entire body forward and ruining any sort of balance in your upper body, you fell on the mattress face down.
âfuck, you feel amazing!â
ânever keep this pussy away from me, you hear me?â
his rhythm was now constant, jutting his hips into yours at a desperate pace.
âi will have this pussy breakfast, lunch and dinner.â
mattheo's guttural promise echoed in your ears as his hips picked up the pace.
carnal desire was evident in the way he was pounding into you â with unrestrained force. your body instinctively arched more and more against him, wishing to never be separated from his body ever again.
the slapping sounds of flesh on flesh was the only prevalent sound, sometimes joined by moans, gasps and whines. your face was completely buried in the mattress, lips even biting at the bedsheets in an attempt to muffle some of your pornographic noises.
mattheo saw that and did not like it one bit.
âbad fucking girl!â
your entire upper body was lifted from the bed in one smooth movement, mattheoâs strong arms sneaking around your torso and neck. his right arm was gripping at your midpoint, steadying you.
his other arm, however, put your head in a nice meaty headlock.
âlet me hear you, sweetheart!â
tightening his hold on you, his arm immediately flexed around your neck, pushing his hard bicep closer to your face.
âah, mattheo.â
âyeah, baby. gonna cum?â
the new position allowed mattheo to reach even deeper, kissing your cervix with his aggressive thrusts. he was throbbing, ready to orgasm a second time that day.
âlet me make you cum.â he whispered softly against your face, placing a half-peck on the shell of your ear.
and with that, he lowered his hand from your torso to your pussy, locating your pulsing nub and drawing fast circles on it.
âoh my god i'mââ
and he was too. his hips slammed faster and faster into your cunt, sloppily thrusting until the very end.
âdonât move!â he grunted aggressively in your ear.
mattheo could feel you spasming, trying to run away from him. but he had to fill you up. he had to cream your pussy for real.
âtake it all, sweetheart. be a good fucktoy for me!â
and you couldnât go against him even if you wanted to. his big arms were securely holding your body in place.
so you stilled your hips as best as you could, settling nicely into his body, allowing mattheo to paint your insides with his cum.
and make a big mess, just like he did with the fleshlight.
âąâąâą
âi am throwing away the fleshlight!â
âoh, so i did better than it?â
âyouâre insane for even asking.â

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