#Creepy basements

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is creepy. They built the whole house over the old pool. Why would you have an opening with stairs going down to this cursed space? I don't think you could stand up in here, like a basement. (And who would want to?)

[n1ghtblossom]

[justwannabecat]

The one where having a secret lab in the basement is not as much of a red flag as it should be.

Because somehow, EVERY. SINGLE. ADULT. IN ALL OF AMITY. Have “secret” basements.

Sure, MOST of them have refitted them to act as emergency bunkers in case there’s another large-scale ghost attack, with rations and shields and blankets and all that, BUT. Even BEFORE the portal opened up, they were there.

Some of them were laboratories dedicated to one of many sciences. Some of them were just storage for the more concerning family heirlooms. At least one person kept the taxidermied bodies of each and every pet they had over their lifetime. Really, it was more odd for someone to not have some weird secret in their basement.

So when Danny ran from Amity and learned just how many people didn’t have strange, niche basements for their hobbies, he was a little put off. When he was eventually asked to stay with the Wayne family in Gotham, well, maybe he could have phrased it better.

How was he supposed to know that asking if they had a “super-secret basement either for your job, your personal life, or disaster prevention” would lead to them thinking he knew about their nightlife?

[liminallylonelyybabyy]

“Does it look a little…different in here to you…?”

[creekbed-burial]

Is Anyone There?

[mecheyethe3rd]

[myersesque]

every time i see someone hate danny from evil dead rise w a fiery passion just bc he's some dumbass teenager who accidentally summoned demons i wonder if the person posting it has seen the original series - not in a mean gatekeepy way, but in a "however dumb danny is, i promise you ash is ten times dumber" way.

the entire opening conflict of ash vs evil dead is that ash accidentally brought the deadites back Again bc he got stoned and read from the necronomicon ex mortis Again despite knowing exactly what would happen. if you hate danny for accidentally dooming his family, you'll absolutely DESPISE ash for dooming the entire world several times over and then almost deciding not to save it. i love the guy, but he's a fucking moron. a little infuriating dumbassery is part of the evil dead charm, it simply wouldn't be the same without it

[fantarules677]

Our babygirl’s about to get converted to Christianity with this one

(this is a joke goobs ^^)

[kicktwine]

sometimes I look at vanitas and go haha evil slime man and sometimes I look at him and go whoa. baby man. And sometimes I look at ven and go haha baby man but then again he’s also ghost man. You know. aa slime man and a ghost man are very different from two baby mans. real fact

[robotclownindulgence]

Malevolent really is in it's medieval fantasy era huh

edit because it is. season 5

[livwritesstuff]

note: inspired by the tiktok in this article

Ed is barely through the back door of their house one day when Steve says, “No more scissors in the house. If you need to cut anything, do it in the basement – god, the day they stop being scared of the basement...we're fucked, basically.”

Ed: What happened?

Steve: Your daughters cut Hazel’s hair

Ed: Hey, why are they only mine when they're in trouble?

Steve: When they're using safety scissors they stole from school to cut their hair in secret the night before Picture Day, they're yours.

Ed: Well, when they're being sent to the principal’s office for having an attitude with the teacher, they're yours.

Steve: Touche. Only Moe has done that, though. Today was a three-man operation.

Ed: Is it cute?

Steve: Is what cute?

Ed: Hazel’s hair

Steve: It is now. Moe sort of fixed it, and then I actually fixed it. She has bangs now. Robbie and Hazel are banned from scissors forever. Moe is on thin ice.

Ed: Sweet. Noted.

[ghostlytales]

Ghost From The Basement

[spirit-tracks]

My toxic trait is just calling the Depths "downstairs"

[andreal831]

I found them under your coffin. So if couple of antique steak knives were the only thing stopping you from getting Elijah back, then here you go.

Haylijah in every episode -> -> 1.02 House of the Rising Son

[mwagneto]

sam, who knows full well what happened to the last guy that tried going into the magnus institute ruins: hey yknow what would be a good idea?