#D: oooohh……..

[o000ze]

(This is late but-)

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE MENTION OF ULTRAKILL YIPPYYY‼

ITS ON THE LIST MY FELLOW GUNKERS WE HAVE A CHANCE

[psilliguykai]

Alr coming back to reblog this again because @misternibbs consider this Rockabye propaganda >:))) /silly

looks around. Do people still fw rockabye musical or am i the only one in this fandom

[emotionally-silly-gato]

”Ahh your so cuteee! I love cats!”

-@emotionally-traumatized-wildcard

hello! nice meeting! very cool hair... colours!

[cattailtales]

TO BE FUCKINF CONTINUED???????

[lancedoncrimsonwings]

Get to know your mutuals Game

Oooohh thank you for the tag @holy3cake

No pressure tagging @gwalch-mei @beginning-writer + OPEN TAG FOR ALL to answer these 27 random questions, I'll put a blank version in the comments!

What's the origin of your blog title?

Originally, "OnCrimsonWings" is my Ao3 username, which was a poetic kinda reference to Dante from Devil May Cry because his demon form has red wings. When I made this blog I knew I wanted it to include a reference to Lancelot/The Weeping Monk, so I just added "Lanced" to the Ao3 name.

It works on so many levels- as I also like winged Whumpees as a trope in general, and the name to me brings an image of a winged creature or person pinned by something sharp through the wing. It also works more as a poetic angel metaphor for Lancelot, as he's referred to as a dark/avenging angel in the role he's been molded into by the Church in Cursed, a role which is ultimately his downfall, like a fallen angel with crimson, or bloodied wings...

OTP(s) + Their shipname;

Lancewain; Lancelot (The Weeping Monk) x Gawain (The Green Knight) from Cursed

Melvik; Mel x Viktor from Arcane (also Jayvik; Jayce x Viktor, and Meljayvik; Mel x Jayce x Viktor)

Zaundads/Vanco; Vander x Silco from Arcane

BuckyNat/WinterWidow; Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) x Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier) Marvel

Gwaenyra (Gwayne x Rhaenyra; House of the Dragon)

Colonel Everett Young x Dr. Nicholas Rush; Stargate Universe - I actually never really saw a shipname for these guys or I've forgotten it if I did know one

There's a bunch of others but that will do for now lmao

Favourite colour?

Purple!

Favourite game/s?

The Witcher 3, Skyrim, currently enjoying Monster Hunter, though the thing I have most hours in might actually be Fall Guys...

What song is currently stuck in your head?

In Maidjan by Heilung, I'm excited to see them live again soon!

Weirdest habit/trait?

I sit like a goblin in any and all chairs. (Except for when I'm physically tattooing, or in a formal meeting. Otherwise? If there is a chair I will be perched on it like a bisexual ass Goblin 100% of the time).

Uhhh and I can bend the first knuckle (closest to the fingertips) on my fingers whilst keeping the second/middle knuckles perfectly straight/locked.

Hobbies:

Playing piano, making cosplays, making chainmail, listening to music, playing D&D, keeping snakes and also doing Archery, as of late!

If you work, what's your profession?

Tattooing- for the next two weeks anyway. I also volunteer at my local zoo and do commission pet portraits!

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? Realistically?

Tattooing but at a studio with a working toilet, repaired roof and decent non falling apart floors, where I am NOT the sole member of the studio 😂

Otherwise, doing something arty like making things or running my small buisness full time. Or if all goes well with this insane Uni plan I have, then working with snakes in some way shape or form. Not sure how, yet but. I dunno, it might be cool.

Something you're good at:

I'm a really creative person and I come up with a lot of really cool ideas!

Something you're bad at:

Maths, I mean I just struggle with numbers in general. And telling my left from right 😂

Something you love: 

Daniel Sharman. I mean. Look at him man's stunning

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: 

Snakes! And I did that when I took the snakes in to Scouts and taught them about snakes with not much prep time at all 😂

Something you hate:

People trying to control other people or put their views on them. (Eg. Very religious people that try and force you to believe their religion. Or Antis that hate on a fictional trope or ship or theme and think no one is allowed to read or write it. That sort of thing)

Something you collect: 

Books! I have several hundered, at this point, and that's after having to bin about 300 due to severe damp in a previous house.

Something you forget: 

I dunno. I forgot

What's your love language?

Giving gifts, I think, but I also like touching/leaning on people who I love (only when my skin doesn't feel bruised, which is basically always, and honestly most of the time I'm touch averse lmao). I'm not really sure.

Favourite movie/show: 

Movie; Labyrinth, Lost Boys, Avatar I & Avatar II: the way of water, LOTR Trilogy

Show; Arcane, The Witcher and Cursed

Favourite food:

I really like homemade stew and mash, but I can't make it (thanks fatigue) so I haven't actually had it in years. I love roasties (roasted potatoes) with copious amounts of butter on.

Favourite animal:

Snakes! Specifically I love Dumeril's Boas, Madagascan Ground Boas- and have one of each myself- and I have a soft spot for Boelen's Pythons and European Adders!

What were you like as a child? 

Always daydreaming in my own little world, shy, but also I had anger issues at the age of 4... so a bit of a shitbag lmao.

Favourite subject at school?

Art or Science, though I also liked music!

Least favourite subject: 

Maths. I always used to get yelled at for refusing to do homework, and for drawing in my book and putting my headphones in to listen to music. (It was actually helping me focus, but the fact I had ADHD was completely missed so I just got yelled at for it. I still got a B in my GCSEs though so fuck em!)

What's your best character trait?

I'm incredibly organised (because if I wasn't my life would be an absolute shambles as my memory is shit), and I'm very good at problem solving! If character trait more means "personality" then it would probably be that I am a very caring person.

What's your worst character trait?

I can be very stubborn and headstrong paired with the fact I am a control freak and like things organised, then that tends to frustrate both the people around me and myself...

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?

I'd cure my disabilities. Just so I could continue tattooing and take on the studio- or just open my own elsewhere, or I'd go get a career out in the field with snakes and not have to worry about fatigue, collapse, pain or dietary issues wherever I went!

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

Chester Bennington, 100%. I miss him. It's one of the biggest regrets of my life that I was meant to go and see him live on that final tour and I couldn't afford the tickets thanks to an unexpected bill. He was, and still is my hero.

[lokisbiiiitch1993]

Nsfw Alphabet - TVA Loki

Not for Minors 🚨⚠️🔞

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• Smiles fondly at you -enjoys seeing you satisfied and happy

• takes care of you - cleans you up, keeps you hydrated

• cuddling - stroking your Back

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• his favourite Body Part are for sure his Hands - caressing your Soft Skin , touching you gently, holding your Hand , moving his Hand down your Body

or his Hair - Loki loves when you run your Fingers through his Hair,play with it , massage his Scalp,likes gently Hair pulling

• loves your Eyes - they are soo pretty , look at him and only him

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

• Likes to cum inside or on your Belly

• uses his warm seeds like a lube to tease your sensitive clit

• thinks it's hot when you swallow his cum

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• loves it when you call him my King or my God

• likes it very much when you are in charge and take care of him ,worship him

• fantasies about new ways to use his Magic on you

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• Oooohh yessss he knows what he is doing,has a looooot of experience - with every Gender

• has tried a lot of things you couldn't even think of

• but still doesn't rely on it - he wants you to tell him what you exactly like and dislike because every Person is different

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

• prefers Positions where he can look at your Face and see your Reactions

• likes Doggy Style because he loves holding you massaging your Boobs and additionally stimulating your Clit

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

• he is serious and doesn't joke around

• but you still can make him smile and laugh

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn't think much about it, occasionally shaves it - but if you tell him you prefer it clean shaven he will do it more often

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Loki is very soft and romantic

tells you how much he loves you

is most times very gentle and careful with you

would never want to hurt you

lots of kisses, touching

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

• he did it almost daily as you both were not yet together but heavily flirting leaving him a desperate mess

• he doesn't do it often now but when you are away and is missing you or when you are both mad at each other and you are sleeping somewhere else

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Praise Kink : he loves when you compliment him - praising him - tell him how good he makes you feel

• enjoys when you beg for him + begging for more

• Bondage

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

• the places where he knows you feel most comfortable, Bed ,Couch,in the Shower, against the Wall,on the Kitchen Table

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• passionate kisses

•When you take the initiative,make him feel loved and wanted - kiss him hungrily,lick his Neck ,grab his Ass ,sit on his Lap

• wearing revealing Clothes

•watching you take off your clothes

• praise and flirt with him - tell him how proud you are to have him

• Dirty Talk - tell him you don't wear your panties

• taking a Shower together

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• He doesn't want to hurt you

• Wouldn't cross your Boundaries - he wants you to be comfortable

• will never share you with someone else

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

• enjoys giving you Oral , teasing your Clit ,loves the taste of your sweet juice ,there's nothing more satisfying for him then making you cum hard , having your legs shake and trembling around his head - Expert Level licking Skill- does it well and often

• but also appreciates when you go down on him , teasing him with your Tongue, licking and kissing before taking it all in - deep throating

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

• Depends on his Mood - if he is angry, jealous and impatient he would be for sure fast and rough but usually takes his time slow and deep thrusts

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

• isn't a Fan of Quickies and rather takes his time with you - lot's of Foreplay + overstimulating

• But if you are both horny and have not much time ,he will do it

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Wouldn't risk making you uncomfortable

Doesn't want to hurt you in any way

Loki loves to experiment but not without discussing it with you beforehand

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

• as long as you can keep up - I mean Loki is a God - he can last for a very long time and many rounds

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Blindfolds + Silk Ropes

Would use a Vibrator to overstimulate you

Using a Strap on - on him would be interesting, taking care of him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

• enjoys teasing you, making you beg

• Orgasm Denial / Overstimulating

• having your Hands tied up so you can't touch him - spoil or use you depends on your Attitude

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

• hearing you moan and scream his Name is a big turn on

• isn't too loud but you can hear him groan and breathe heavily - but hearing him whimper makes you feel things

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

From time to time uses his Magic on you

Shadow Play, Shape shifting,Clones

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Biiig ....I mean come on ,he has Big thick Dick Soft Daddy Energy

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• normal - isn't horny all the time he can control himself

But if you have a high Sex Drive he will take care of your needs

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It takes him a while to sleep afterwards but loves watching you sleep - caressing your Skin , holding you close

Loki makes sure to satisfy and exhaust you enough- so you would fall asleep easily

Nsfw Masterlist

My Masterlist

[kurinhimenezu]

Daily Bread - Abel HH

A/N: They're adults! Everyone is of age! Before people go crazy on me.

I had a dream that Abel is a baker boy. Baking bread and selling them in an old fashioned brick building with brick stone ovens with his family. So here it is! Enjoy!

CW: implied age gap, no beta read, mutual pining

There he is again, on the dot!

You smiled to yourself as you jogged by the bakery, trying to look nonchalant. It’s all routine by now, run every morning then circle back to go inside for a ’quick snack’ so you can chat up the cute guy who always opens the bakery.

It doesn’t help that the pastries are literally heavenly. Soft and flakey and the cakes are to die for, it feels like you’re at the pearly gates every time you get a mouthful of their danishes with the jelly on top. You always make sure to buy at least a pack of their pastry of the day.

At this point, the jogging was necessary.

The bell jingled as you entered the bakery, inhaling the scent of freshly baked bread.

“Hi Abel! What do you have for me this morning?”

Abel smiles, popping up from the counter with a grin, “Hey you! You’re just in time! I just made this”

You watched with rapt attention as he pulls out a steaming tray of what looks like a rolled bun pastry but with meat in the middle.

“Oooohh..looks good!” And it does! Buttery roll buns and the steam rolling off of it in waves looks mouthwatering.

Abel smiled softly at your compliment, carefully wrapping the meat bun and handing it to you over the counter.

You kept your squealing inside as you felt his fingers brush against yours. Calming down, you blew on the meat bun to cool it off before taking a bite.

The lamb meat is filled with flavour you couldn’t describe; the bread is soft and buttery that compliments the meat making you take another bite. And another. And another bite.

A light chuckle beside you jolts you out of your daydreaming.

Abel walked around the counter to watch you eat his creation with a grin on his face. “How is it?”

You quickly swallowed and wipe off the leftover crumbs from your face. “Eh..you know…it’s not so bad”

You feel a blush creep up your neck to your face at seeing Abel’s grin morph into a smirk.

You could feel your heart hammering against your chest as he leaned close. Damn, you never realized how tall Abel was until right this minute. He always looked so soft and inviting with that adorable chipped grin on his face.

Now or never.

“A-Abel..? I uhm…D-Do you-?”

The both of you jumped when a metal tray slammed itself on the counter.

“Move it, Abel! We have other customers other than your little girlfriend” Cain, Abel’s older and rougher brother.

Cain was taller than Abel, leaner, shaggy hair and piercing eyes that's glaring daggers at his younger brother.

Though, he didn’t look too intimidating with flowery printed oven mitts on.

“R-right! Sorry!” Abel quickly reverted back to his squishy self, hopping over the counter to quickly restock the buns.

You smiled, finding a table to continue eating the meat bun as you watch Abel ring up the early morning customers.

Abel sighs as he walked back to your table, a little embarrassed at being called out by his brother in front of you. If his dad finds out he’ll probably laugh hard enough to cough up a rib.

“Sorry about that…so uhm…do you want the bag of meat buns today? Or something else?”

Laughing a bit, you threw away the wrapper at a nearby bin before pulling out your wallet. “It’s okay! I’ll take the meat buns…they’re really good and I’d like some for a snack later”

Abel waved goodbye as you left the bakery with the bag of goods. Once the door closed, he sighs, rummaging through the bin to find the wrap you threw away. The crumpled paper with his phone number mocking him with how close yet so far he got.

Cain chuckled, patting his back hard.

“Maybe next time loser”

Abel groaned, crumpling the wrapper and slamming it into the trash.

Adam watched from the back as his eldest's smirk fell into a sneer when he turned his back to the ovens. He knew both his boys like that girl. Only a matter of time till one of them gets to her.

He grinned, looking back at his laptop. Numbers and sales on the screen reflecting in his glasses.  

Not unless he gets to the her first.

Sleazy Adam my beloved <3 I couldn't resist not including him

[strawberrybobamilk]

Bloody Signs (Homelander x Investigator!Reader)

WARNING: SELF HARM, BLOOD AND VIOLENCE

This is some crappy The Boys fanfic (with some Homelander x reader if you squint, and GenV reference) based on a dream I had tonight. Sorry if it's a little crappy and kinda lore inaccurate but I had to write it before I forgot it.

"Go on" Homelander prompted.

"The modus operandi seems to be the same everytime they attack" you continue, your eyes fixed on the tablet playing the recording of the last attack "It's the third time this week. Each time this unknown supe cuts their wrist and use their... blood related powers, to attack their victim. Interesting to see how they can use their blood as a weapon".

Third time this week. Each time this supe targets another supe, always one working for Vought. The first two times they killed in dark alleyways and streets, but this time they grew more confident: this time, the victim of this blood powered supe was none other than Firecracker; she was there on stage, in front of a large crowd, spewing her usual bullshit like always, when she suddendly got hit to her neck by an almost imperceptible blade-like string of blood. She instantly dropped dead, the crowd screaming horrified.

Homelander couldn't care less about Firecracker's demise. His blue eyes squinted to the screen, in particular the blood pooling behind her head, forming the letters 'BUTCHER', and his jaw twitched.

"The killer always leaves behind this message right after they killed a supe" you explained, pausing the video and pointing to the letters.

"...everytime..." his jaw twitched even more. You blinked and yelped as you suddendly felt your tablet getting obliterated by his lasers, you luckily letting it go just in time. He needed some time to recompose himself and walked out.

You heard a little cough behind you. It was The Deep.

"Yes?"

The Deep gulped "I mean... does this mean vampires are real?"

-

Homelander is still in his room thinking about the whole situation.

"How is The Deep?" he asks you when he hears you walk in.

You sigh "He says he is going around with a cross now whenever he is out"

"That worked with Ezekiel"

"No it's because..." you stop yourself "forget it"

He stopped staring absent mindedly at the windows glass to turn to you "Y/N... what do you think of me?"

You blink a couple times, taken aback by the question "What do you mean?"

His smile turned upside down "Just answer me" he said in a dangerous low growl.

You blurted out "You're... very powerful" his eyebrow raised "I meant, the most powerful man... I mean, supe, that ever existed"

He smiled, satisfied by your answer "Ding ding ding, that's correeeect!" he said in a sing a song voice, that however quickly morphed in annoyance "And you tell me, that some... D tier supe with blood powers, is now allied with Butcher and challenging ME?! Oooohh nononono, they have no idea who they are fucking with. No fucking idea at all" he cupped your cheeks with his gloved hand, with surprising gentleness, but the intensity of the moment was enough to make you gasp.

His face got close to you, whispering "You've done good Sherlock, you've done good" he whispers in your ear "Keep doing a good job and I might reward you"

"Hey" you two both heard a voice. It was Black Noir II, with a bag of fries in his hand "I gathered some for my Deep bro, you want some? We need food for the incoming vampires invasion"

You do your best to ignore Homelander lashing out at Black Noir II and The Deep, your brain instead repeating the video on loop in your mind, mostly the blood forming the words 'BUTCHER', and to that same word uttered by Homelander a few minutes ago. It wasn't just a bloody text on the ground, it was an enemy. A threat to Homelander's empire. Ironically built on blood, and seemingly about to be destroyed on blood.

[jarandku]

I found another cool stick :D

B i g s t i c k :D

[banj0possum]

Little mini ask bc I'm starved for affection rn

Out of your OCs, who would enjoy letting you paint their nails? I bet Dorik probably, and maybe Caspian

No. : Bo, Screw, Victor, Alistair

💀 "Uh..maybe not babydoll, how 'bout some kisses instead, huh~?"

💀 "...No thank you.."

🌙 "And mess up my nails? Oh no no no my darling~! Perhaps another time alright? Oh don't be sad~ I'd hate to see my honey cry~!"

👑 "A king does not get his nails painted...oh my little dove it's alright, how about I paint your nails? Would that make you feel better my rose~?"

I guess? : Adrian, Soda, Wolfie, Hallow

🖤 "As long as it's black...or or whatever color you want idk..j-just make it dark ok? I dont want people to think I'm weird..y-you got a really steady hand..."

💀 "It smells funky...ooo colors! Ok.."

🍂 "Nail polish? Can..I paint your nails too? I-I promise I won't lick it off again..."

🦋 "If it's not glittery, I don't want it!....ooo can it be rainbow~? *gasp* can we match!?"

Sure! : Brandon, Valeth, Silas, Baron, Ashvan

🏈 "Can it be blue? Can you make it a pattern? Can it have stars on it? Can i-"

⚔️ "Of course my duckling~! Anything to feel your gentle little hands~"

🌙 "Yes darling~! I'm sure it will look amazing on me~! May I have a deep red? It goes good with my skin wouldn't you think~?"

♠️ "O-oh..sure boss, if that's what you want..*breathing shakily at your touch*

🌾 " Y-you wanna paint my nails?...I-I uh..o-ok! hahah! Of course you can!"

Absolutely! : Kalva, Jasper, Garrick

🪶 "Pretty colors all for me? Darling wants to make me pretty!! Yehey yippee!!"

🥀 "Black please! Or hmm purple? Maybe red? Oh can I paint your nails too?"

🌙 "Ohhhhh~! You're so kind my love! Let's match shall we~! Perhaps we can make a cobweb design~? It's alright honey, I know how~! Now come here, I'll go first!"

YES PLEASE! : Ribs, Dorik, Caspian, Axel, Kagiri

💀 "YES. YES PLEASE. PUT IT ON ME NOW. PLEASE. PLEASE!!"

🔥 "M-Master wants to paint my nails?...ohhohahahahaha~! D-does this mean you're gonna mark me? Oh please oh please say so~! I'm your canvas master~!"

🌊 "Nail polish~? How fascinating! Yes please! Can we put on pearls~? Ooohh or maybe small shells? *gasp* Can I try doing yours?"

🎸 "Heheh ok babes~ Pick whatever color you want, I want it to remind me of you~"

🐉 "Do you have enough for us? Can we paint you nails too boss? C-can we make it bright pastel colors? Oooohh boss is gonna look so cute with those nails!"

[the-fiction-witch]

Hey Billy

Media - It Chapter One Character - Bill Denbrough (Aged Up Late Teens) Couple - Bill X Reader Reader - Y/n (Neighbour) Rating - 17 (Flirty teenagers) Word Count - 795

Bill's parents had left for the weekend, embarking on a business trip. He had no clue where they were going or for what reason, as he’d stopped listening after learning he’d be home alone. He relished the thought of having the entire house to himself for three glorious days. It was every teenage boy's dream.

He made his first stop at the local convenience store, where he meticulously selected an assortment of snacks, chips, candy and soda. Indulging in all the treats his parents usually denied him. The second stop was at the local video store, using the bustle of the place to distract from a little case swapping manoeuvre. Managing to get away with slipping an R-rated movie into the case for the animated Lord Of The Rings.

After gathering his haul, Bill loaded his bike’s basket with his sugary treasures and pedaled home. He was keen to settle in on the couch and dive into a marathon of snacks before dark clouds on the horizon threatened the sky with yet another typical Derry storm.

"Hey, Billy," A familiar family voice broke the quiet. Suddenly, Y/n appeared, pedaling into view on her vibrant orange bike. The sunlight danced off her thick locks of tight, permed curls, which fluttered elegantly in the breeze. Her skin glowed softly, accentuated by the small, fitted vest top that hugged her figure and a playful little black skirt that fluttered around her as she rode. Her thigh-length socks, with the signature black stripe around the top, were pulled snugly up her legs, drawing attention to just how short the skirt was. With each push on the pedals of her stylish sneakers, she moved ahead of him.

Y/n lived just across the street from Bill, their windows facing each other with only a narrow, tree-lined road in between. Admittedly, Bill had perhaps indulged in purchasing a high-quality pair of binoculars not for birdwatching or stargazing as he often claimed to his parents or the other ‘losers’ boys, but for… well, teenage… boy… purposes.

Bill's eyes went wide, "Y-Y/n!" His mouth was suddenly very dry, he quickly gripped the breaks to slow himself down a little.

"Hi." She giggled, peddling her bike in literal circles around him. "Whatcha doing?"

"N-not much." he blushed, "Just… g-getting some snacks for the weekend."

"Awww, right. You have an empty house, don't you? Lucky."

He managed to nod, struggling with riding his bike in a straight line while also holding a conversation with her. "Yeah, m-my parents are gone till Sunday."

"Sounds like fun." She nodded. "You got any plans? Any parties? DND with the losers? Any cute girls coming over?"

He almost dropped his bike himself along with it."Uh…" He gulped, trying to keep his brain functioning. "N-no parties, no-no girls. I d-don't have anything p-planned. I was j-just going to watch movies a-and eat junk all night…"

She giggled, "Sounds like fun, You get a movie from the store?"

"Uhuh." He said with a proud smile. "I-I got something real good!"

"Ooohh, what did you get?"

"Well, I k-kinda took a movie from the adult section, and j-just used a different case to get past the clerk."

She gasped, "Oooohh naughty boy,"

"Y-Yeah…I-I'm a b-bad boy." He stammered, grinning.

She giggled, "Well, you have fun with your big grown-up movie, Billy."

He grinned, managing a confident nod. "I will t-trust me." He gripped the handlebars of his bike, shifting it slightly as his hands were getting fidgety. "W-Why don't you… c-come watch it?" He offered.

Y/n chuckled. "Yeah?"

"I uh… y-yeah I mean… If you… w-want to."

She smiled. "Sure, seven sound good?"

He couldn't help but break out in a huge grin, nodding quickly. "Seven is g-great."

"Perfect, I'll order us in a pizza." Y/n smiled, kicking her bike into a higher gear, "See you at seven, Billy" She blew him a little kiss before peddling away.

He felt like he might burst with a mix of frustration and excitement. His heart raced as he watched her pedal away, her vibrant yellow dress fluttering behind her in the breeze. Despite his flustered state, he couldn't shake the feeling that he was the luckiest guy in the world at that moment. “S-s-see you th-then!” he called after her, his voice a blend of nervousness and hope. As she turned the corner, disappearing from view, a rush of adrenaline surged through him. His hands tightened around the handlebars as he kicked his bike into gear, the familiar hum of the wheels spinning beneath him filling him with joy. He rode home with a grin plastered on his face.

[thrpr0phetuseek]

ooc: ofc! It’s such a bop, lots of folk-like songs because that’s what I listen to most, but I think it captures their vibes. Also, OBVIOUSLY the forget me not; I had to, it’s so them, and one of Tir’s nymphly flowers!

ooc: holiday-related asks you say... I'm here to deliver! also, I hope you have loads of fun despite the business!! :D /gen

Holidays were always a fun part of the year for Odysseus; mostly due to the fact it meant extended time with family and friends. Often including extravagant meals and games at his palace.

While the past twenty years had events that made the holidays rather miserable the war, being stuck on an island, and getting into conflicts with the gods there was a few people Odysseus could still spend his time with.

The siren doesn't announce themselves as they approach the prophet's island, deciding to make their presence known at first by getting just close enough to brush his fingers against Tiresias' sides in a surprise tickle.

[ in the underworld, time can feel—and normally is—pretty irrelevant. It doesn’t get colder nor warmer, and there’s no signs for whenever the seasons change. Once dead, your sense of time and space begins to fade away, especially because there’s no need for it. Even still, Tiresias acutely aware that there were certain times more people were excited about one day or week than others, and it didn’t often take a genius to see when that time came around, much less a prophet ]

[ usually they sat closest to their willow tree, or at the highest peak of their isle, but through more visits, they have begun sitting down by the rocky shores more often. Particularly, they have found a perch for themselves on a rock not too far from the island, but not attached to it, either. It was a peaceful rock, and where they sat now, blindly zoning out and instead tuning in to the birds, and the whispers of the souls ]

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Hey Angsty Starbee and Predbee Anon back once more. I bring the last part to this little Au but with more wholesomeness :D

Once Bee's sparkling is old enough (around 6-7 in human sense) he starts planning on letting Optimus to meet his grandbitty. He talks to Predaking who is rightfully worried that the Prime won't accept the sparkling as his own. Bumblebee is also worried as he has gone such a long time lying to his Carrier about why he was out so often or why he always looked tired when he returned to the base, He's prepared to be yelled at and exiled from the Auto-Bots where he will never see his friends or family again.

However when the day of the meeting arrives, Ratchet is the one leading the Prime to the hidden cave while also playing mediator in case Optimus and Predaking decide to try and maul each other. When they arrive Bee is looking nervous making his door wings flutter, While Predaking is standing to the side with folded arms and a small protective snarl on his face. Optimus is flabbergasted as he looks at his Bitty with the predacon then back at Ratchet who is giving him a mild glare that says 'Be Nice'. No one says anything for a long time until the sound of little pedes breaks the silence. The sparkling is giggling running up to the new big blue /red bot who feels familiar, They look up and with little grabby hands they jump up and down while going "Up Up!" Optimus just smiles and gently picks up the sparkling chuckling softly while the bitty playfully drums on his windows leaving tiny hand prints. Bee and Predaking let out a long sigh. The prime may not 100% approve of the Predacon being his Bitties Conjunx but he's willing to put that aside for his new Grandbitty he can spoil with all the love and attention.

(Bonus: Shockwave is softly grumbling to himself while Starscream who now has a few nasty scars is ranting and complaining as usual. The purple con just tunes everything out the seeker is hissing about until something grabs his attention. The seeker is talking about how he can feel a strange Spark-Bond and how he couldn't remember who or what caused it, that's strange...Shockwave as well can sense a new bond in his spark...very strange indeed)

*misty eyed* I love it

I could see it playing out and i just know Optimus feels bad that he wasn’t a safe space for his bitty to turn to. He definitely makes sure that won’t happen again.

Optimus spoils the heck out of his grandbitty and he can be seen holding them almost all the time, his grandbitty loves it!

Oooohh shockop with their bitty being Bee and shockwave doesn’t know or remember but he does get a warm feeling around Optimus and Bee and when he sees the bitty on accident for the first time the bitty has him playing a tea party and everyone is so disturbed but Optimus is so emotional because even as he is now the shockwave he knew is still in there and he hopes he can enjoy the time with his grandbitty.

[safetycar-restart]

D/s au with a mix of drivers (F1 and MotoGP) where their dom has a family emergency and has to leave them before a race for a few days and some of them r really worried for her and some are just sobbing cause she's not there with them

OOOOHH Okay okay I've actually never even thought about this before and I kinda love this concept? It's so angsty but also so good. So I'm gonna discuss this concept with a few different drivers and riders and then I can always expand on some of these thoughts in another ask or discuss someone else, just let me know :))

I also made this happen during a race weekend or just before a race weekend, so that they didnt have the option to come with.

CHARLES:

Charles's first instinct is to go with you? In fact he doesn't even consider the option that you might be leaving him, because he's your sub? Of course he would go with you? But then you remind him that he has to leave the next day for a race weekend, so there's no way he can go with and he has to go to the race weekend by himself.

That's when Charles starts panicking, because no? No that's not an option? Of course he understands that you have a family emergency and you need to go, but he has to go with you. Because firstly, how could you handle the family emergency without your sub and secondly, how can he handle a race weekend without you?

He is an absolute mess that entire weekend, he crashes constantly, so much so that his team almost considers getting their reserve driver to race for him because it's genuinely dangerous. The moment the weekend is over, he flies straight to you, equal parts worried about you and upset from having to go through a race weekend without his dom.

MAX:

So I think for a very brief moment, Max would actually be angry with you? Because you always promised him that he would never have to go through a race weekend without you. You earned his trust by convincing him that you would never leave him, that you would always be there for him. And so when he finds out that you have to leave for a few days, there's a part of him that feels almost betrayed?

Almost immediately he feels terrible for that, and he feels terrible for it the entire time you're away. So much so that when you get back, he's actually a sobbing mess for that exact reason, apologising for not being more understanding about what you were going through and for only thinking about himself.

LANDO AND OSCAR:

So I think Lando and Oscar try to lean on each other the whole race weekend, seeking comfort in each other and cuddling together and trying their best to get through it. But they also try their best to down play how bad things really are?

Of course you keep in contact with them, calling and texting regularly and they both just act like they're doing okay. They both decide that you have too much to deal with and you can't also have to deal with your subs needing you, but the truth is that they cry themselves to sleep every night and are driving terribly and really really need their dom back.

LOGAN:

Logan, poor darling selfless Logan, immediately just feels terrible about the fact that he can't be there for you? He knows him not racing that weekend isnt even an option, so he has to go by himself while you handle your family emergency.

As much as he isnt looking forward to not having you with him at the race weekend, he's far more upset about the fact that you'll have to handle your family emergency without his support.

FABIO:

Fabio tries to put on a brave face, really he does. This lasts about 5 hours. And then he's calling you crying because his bike his shit and he needs his dom and he knows you're having a hard time and it's all just too much for your good boy.

It's the hardest race weekend he's ever had and he only gets through it because you instruct him to submit to Tom every night to stop him from dropping. He takes a red eye from the race straight to where you are and doesn't leave your side for the next month.

MARC:

I think Marc starts off okay, reassuring you that he'll be perfectly fine on his own and promising to send regular updates and that he'll take good care of himself. And for the first two days of the race weekend, that is true.

Until he crashes in qualifying on Saturday and doesn't have you there to look after him afterwards and he drops hard. He can't get out of it, no one can help. And it's so bad that you have to fly to the race weekend because they're actually considering hospitalising him because no one can help him and no one knows what to do.

You help him through it, and then he goes back to your home with you, in no place to race for the rest of the weekend.

[eveningspirit]

@doughnuts-5ever said: Bestie start vague posting about those long fic ideas 👀 lemme get a glimpse what's cooking in that brain of yours

Oooohh... Lemme see...

One of those you already know, bestie. It's an AU of how Robby and Frank first met. Is it vague enough? ;) You know what's cookin'

Also, I like to hurt Franky-boi, so the other two are kind of canon adjacent, but he needs medical attention. Except I prefer illness to injury, so there's one in the Inconsistencies AU, and another one post S1, because I think the story will stay about addiction. However, if the show flips the script at me, I may not write that other one. Or. Idek.

Anyway, in Inconsistencies, because he wasn't thrown out, because the pills were his... Mel is going to have that conversation with Dr. Langdon about the birth and the baby and the dads and all her excitement. :D

And, well, the fourth one is the Star Trek AU, which at the moment doesn't have anything resembling a plot idea, but it has characters. *shrug* I don't know if it will happen, but it's fun. ;p

[gorey-baby-doll]

Hi! I really like your Poppy Playtime and gacha posts, but I have a question: Do you have any headcanons of Harley Sawyer with Quinn (Yarnaby) and Maddie (Baba Choco)?

OOOOHH, yes. Yes I do.

Thank you for askinggggg, bc I'm gonna ramble now >:D

-Harley definitely keeps toys on him for Quinn, because Quinn is an absolute menace and destroys them beyond repair. If Quinn does a good job on a test or Smth he gives Quinn a new toy as a reward.

-Harley never takes off the friendship bracelet Quinn gave him, for two reasons. One, he begrudgingly likes it despite himself. Two, Quinn might bite his arm off if he takes the bracelet off.

-Harley regularly gets Quinn to help him scare Leith pierre, he occasionally gets Maddie in on it as well.

(An employee goes missing? They had something to do with that as well.)

-Maddie loves music, just as much as Quinn and Harley. If she hears a song she thinks they'll like, she'll share it with them.

(They occasionally will sing together :p)

-Maddie being an teenager, is more rebellious..especially when she first was put in the orphanage. But once she realized her mentor, Harley, wasn't gonna judge or lecture her she immediately took to him.

-Harley has moments of exhaustion since he over works himself, so he'll sometimes fall asleep. Well. Godforbid Maddie is in the room, he will wake up with black finger nail polish on his nails.

-Harley let's them follow him around, he finds it amusing how loyal they are to him. It makes him feel special and he eats that shit up.

-Maddie, Quinn, (and we're gonna add Theodore (catnap) as an example here), All remind him of his younger self. That's why he took to them as quickly as they did him.

But yeaahhhh!! Thank you for the question! :]

If you (or anyone else as well!) Has anymore questions please ask!!

I could ramble all day lmaooo.