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Scott Bryan Wilson + Al Barrionuevo unleash an ‘Angry Ape Army’ next week

The digital comic will debut on Zestworld, Comixology and GlobalComix.

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IDW Announces “Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Echoes” Miniseries

IDW Publishing has announced a new comic book  miniseries set immediately after the 1979 film Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Echoes hails from writer Marc Guggenheim, artist Oleg Chudakov, and colorist DC Alonso.

“When a space anomaly thrusts a criminal mastermind—pursued by a very determined pilot on a mission—into our universe, the Enterprise must stop them from unintentionally starting a war with the Romulans and unleashing a superweapon of foreign technology into the system. But things get infinitely more complicated when these newcomers to our reality remove their helmets, revealing that they’re doppelgängers of our beloved heroes!” (IDW Publishing)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Echoes #1 (of 5), featuring Cover A by Jake Bartok, Cover B by Oleg Chudakov, and retailer incentive variants by Luke Sparrow and Rod Reis, goes on sale in May 2023.

(Image via IDW Publishing - Jake Bartok’s Cover of Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Echoes #1)

[thebuhonerodazorrow]

Star trek año 5 #20

IDW

2021

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Review: Star Trek #400

Star Trek #400 is an excellent tribute to this franchise which has meant so much to so many people #comics #comicbooks #startrek

Anyone that’s a fan of Star Trek will tell you just how affected they are by the franchise. One becomes immersed within the first few minutes. It’s far more than a military science fiction thriller but a study of the human condition. Each of the properties have done an amazing job of not just entertaining but discussing relevant issues in society. There has never been a IP which outright talks…

[skitskatdacat63]

DC exposing Nando's war crimes from 20 years ago:

"I don't want to bring something up from the past, but Fernando did braketest me many years ago, but I was in the McLaren. He braked 30 meters earlier. We went to the stewards, and he went, "Oh, it's my right to brake where I want to brake. That's where I needed to brake!" I was just flabbergasted. And the stewards went "oh, well, no further action."

"This was 2003..."

[rt3nenbaum]

why did he bring fernando into this😭

[babysdrivers]

this is so rude he's literally a dilf 😔

[sonofthedragon]

DC Superhero Girls: Anarky

(Based on a reddit post I commented on, here's how I think Anarky could fit into dcshg. )

Full name: Alonso Cezar Machin

Nicknames: Lonnie, Anarky (code name), Moneyspider (hacker moniker) Voice of the People

Gender: Male(Lonnie) nonbinary (Anarky/Moneyspider)

Pronouns: He/Him (Lonnie) They/Them (Anarky/Moneyspider)

Species: Human

Age: 15

Hair: Reddish Blonde

Eyes: Hazel

Complexion: White

Hometown: Metropolis (formerly Gotham City)

Family: Manual Machin (Father) Rosario Machin (Mother) Yap (Pet)

Alignment: Bad (identifies as Good)

Personality: Kind, Generous, Empathetic, Determined, Witty, Clever, Awkward, Zealous, Intelligent

Occupation: Student, Supervillain (official), Revolutionary (claimed)

Likes: Revolution, Activism, Protests, Video games, Old movies

Favorite Food: Pizza, Nachos

Favorite Color: Red

Relationships.

Superhero Girls

Barbara Gordon: The two were in the same computer club back in Gotham so Batgirl was excited to see Lonnie in Metropolis. Their alter egos would collide with the two of them finding out each other's secret identities.

Jessica Cruz: Lonnie comes to like Jessica due to her activism and strong moral stances. He can get impatient with her less thought out methods though. He really doesn't have an issue with Green Lantern beyond an obstacle to his goals, though her willingness to talk things out is appreciated.

Diana Prince: Diana's stellar performance in school and passion for sticking up for those weaker than her cause Lonnie to grow to admire her. Those same traits would lead to similar admiration for Wonder Woman though he gets frustrated by her refusal to fight "the real enemies"

Karen Beecher: Karen's aptitude for technology would impress Lonnie and her shy demeanor would at times trigger his protection instinct. The former would be transferred to Bumblebee and her willingness to handle things peacefully somewhat won Lonnie over.

Kara Danvers: Lonnie would be put off by the Kryptonian's brash and confrontational personality as well as her distaste for "nerd stuff". Her aggressive and short tempered behavior as Supergirl would further fuel his distaste for the cousin of Superman.

Zee Zatara: The nicest thing Lonnie can say about Zee is that she is a fundamentally nice person. But between her wealthy status, zeal for "frivolities" like fashion and her shameless showing off of her magic powers, that's as far as it goes.

Supervillain Girls

Harleen Quinzel: Like with Barbara, Harley was excited to welcome a fellow Gothamite though Lonnie would come to find her too loud for his liking. He would likewise have a mixed relationship with her villainous persona Harley Quinn with Lonnie getting irritated at the clown's insistence that her chaos was the same as Anarky's er anarchy but they would at times make common cause.

Pamela Isley: Pamela's devotion to protecting the environment would earn Lonnie's approval, as Poison Ivy her disregard for human life would (ironically) see her taking things too far as Anarky.

Selina Kyle: Selina's overwhelm materialism (and willingness to rob the poor as well as the rich) would sour Lonnie's opinion almost immediately. Still Anarky and Catwoman could occasionally work together, albeit with neither trusting the other.

Leslie Willis: Lonnie would be disgusted by Leslie's petty trolling and Livewire's casual sadism.

Doris Zeul: Whether as Doris or Giganta Lonnie's opinion is basically the same, a dumb brute best avoided.

Carol Ferris: Lonnie basically just pitys her for her obsession with Hal Jordan

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felipe massa and the championship that got away: an analysis

prompted mostly by massa pissing me off so bad with his campaign of misinformation (like bro sue the weather while you’re at it); this involved rewatching absolute disasterclasses and a few snoozefests during my free wednesday (the weather was terrible as well so took the time to refresh my memory on some of the less memorable 2008 races and compile this mess) and my eyes were bleeding so please show some love

ok, so on a more serious note, he wasn’t absolutely dreadful (apart from in the wet); my biggest issue is that we probably don’t know just how good that 2008 ferrari really was; in the hands of someone with much better quali/race pace it could probably have dominated much more strongly; i think his performance was quite average considering the potential the car had; he had some brilliant weekends as well, but i think they are quite significantly overshadowed by the dreadful ones; then again, 2008 wasn’t lewis’ best season either, and this analysis isn’t really to compare the two, it’s mostly to showcase that massa’s assertion of it being a ‘perfect’ championship isn’t quite true…is all this necessary? ofc not, but i’m going to have some fun with it anyhow; 

i also made this because the concept of ‘deserving’ something is one i deeply deeply despise in sport; the only thing you can bring to the table with such discourse is your own subjective opinion; you win or you don’t, end of; you can, of course, be robbed of something when a rule is indeed broken, but the concept of ‘deserving a championship due to how you performed over the course of a season’ is frankly stupid; and do i think massa was robbed? no. he can’t prove that crashgate was the very thing that cost him the championship because it conveniently ignores everything else that happens afterwards. there’s a clear break in the chain of causation. he neither ‘deserves’ it in my opinion, nor was he robbed of it and i also don’t like the historical revisionism he’s campaigning for either so here’s a full rundown of felipe massa’s season (i tried to be as impartial as i could in this):

top 2 in the driver’s standings (included only for the sake of completeness, please don’t cite toto’s 'wikipedia statistics' quote at me):

some background information:

the 2008 championship comes right after the spygate shitshow of the previous season; fernando alonso leaves mclaren for renault after one year; heikki kovalainen replaces him to drive alongside lewis hamilton at mclaren; felipe massa and kimi raikkonen (the reigning world champion) are teammates at ferrari (kimi’s 2008 season is also interesting to revisit considering the internal ferrari politics at play but i’ll save it for a different time); it's an eighteen race season, and for this season traction control has been banned! (it's important to mention considering the ban had been brought up several times over the season as a reason to explain some of felipe's performances considering he had never driven a formula one car without traction control before);

moreover, the fia’s decision-making this season was questionable to say the least; this is obviously not felipe's fault ofc, but there were a few decisions which he had certainly benefited from at lewis’ expense (spa comes to mind…);

2008 scoring system quick refresher: p1: 10 points, p2: 8 pts, p3: 6 pts; scoring only up to eighth place;

for the race results i will only include the top 3 as well as lewis if he finishes off the podium; for the championship standings i will include the top 3 in the championship as they were after every race (+ HAM/MAS/RAI if they were outside) and on how many points they were after every race;

australian gp (0 points, dnf)

bit of an embarrassing start tbh…massa qualifies p4 but spins in the first corner of the first lap all on his own and hits the barrier; he manages to get back into the pits though and get a front wing change; however, on lap 26 he collides with DC when trying to overtake him; DC retires, but massa continues only to retire from an engine failure a few laps later; pretty shit start to the season

race result: lewis hamilton p1, nick heidfeld p2, nico rosberg p3 (the infamous brocedes podium btw)

malaysian gp (0 points, dnf)

much better qualifying, ferrari clearly has pace as massa qualifies on pole, with raikkonen in p2; however on lap 31 felipe spins off and gets trapped in the gravel; this race was a masterclass from kimi btw, he won by nearly twenty seconds from kubica in p2; also before massa crashed, kimi also managed to get ahead of felipe in the first round of pit stops after pitting a lap after felipe by producing a brilliant in-lap

race result: kimi raikkonen p1, robert kubica p2, heikki kovalainen p3 (lewis p5- qualifying penalty for impeding drivers in quali and had started p8 + slow pitstop by mclaren in the race)

championship standings: HAM (14 points), RAI (11), HEI (11) + MAS (0)

bahrain gp (10 points, p1)

it’s kubica on pole (who i also need to mention because he arguably was the best driver of the 2008 season) and massa starts p2; felipe overtakes kubica in the first corner and then maintains the lead for the rest of the race; very good performance for him and good bounce-back from the first two races

race result: felipe massa p1, kimi raikkonen p2, robert kubica p3 (lewis p13- bit of a disaterclass from him this time around, as he went into anti-stall at the start due to going into a wrong engine mode and dropped positions; he then drives right into the back of fernando’s renault and had to get a nose change, dropping him to p18)

championship: RAI (19), HEI (16), HAM (14) + MAS (10)

spanish gp (8 points, p2)

ferrari are dominating the past few races and the same happens in spain; kimi pole, felipe p3; massa overtakes alonso at the start and it's a ferrari 1-2 procession to the end basically; the race was basically sorted with the overtakes made at the start; also a literal snoozefest;

race result: kimi raikkonen p1, felipe massa p2, lewis hamilton p3

championship: RAI (19), HAM (20), KUB (19) + MAS p4 (18)

turkish gp (10 points, p1)

actually a pretty good race from massa; starts on pole and wins the race; lewis comes in second, executing a three-stopper (arguably this strategy cost mclaren the chance of fighting for the win but they were worried about tyres…still i think, a bit on the conservative side from mclaren in terms of strategy and considering lewis’ amazing pace relative to massa bit of a missed opportunity)

race result: felipe massa p1, lewis hamilton p2, kimi raikkonen p3

championship: RAI (35), MAS (28), HAM (28)

monaco gp (6 points, p3)

wet monaco and absolute chaos! (great race to rewatch btw); massa qualified on pole, but then lost the lead because of a mistake in the wet; lewis wins, and also brilliant race by kubica;

race result: lewis hamilton p1, robert kubica p2, felipe massa p3

championship: HAM (38), RAI (35), MAS (34)

canadian gp (4 points, p5)

massa qualifies p6, ferrari fuel rig problem in the pit lane meant he dropped down to p17; he fights back to p5; and because hamilton crashed into raikkonen in the pit lane, he managed to outscore the both of them that weekend; also robert wins! relative to the others, a pretty good weekend for massa;

race result: robert kubica p1, nick heidfeld p2, david coulthard p3 (every time i remember DC raced in 2008 it’s like a shock to my system)

championship: KUB (42), MAS (38), HAM (38) + RAI, p4 (35)

french gp (10 points, p1)

again, ferrari are pretty much dominating in quali; kimi takes pole, felipe p2; it was kimi’s race to win and he was comfortably leading however he then had to slow down due to his car suffering from an exhaust pipe breaking and hence, loss of engine power; felipe therefore, inherits the lead and wins the race;

race result: felipe massa p1, kimi raikkonen p2, jarno trulli p3 (lewis- p10, he had to take a grid drop for the incident in the pitlane in canada when he ran into the back of kimi; in the race he has to serve a drive-through penalty for cutting a corner and gaining an advantage)

championship: MAS (48), KUB (46), RAI (43) + HAM, p4 (38)

british gp (0 points, p13)

eyeee think this race is best summarised with pictures? allow me:

an all-timer of a race, lewis hamilton masterclass;

race result: lewis hamilton p1, nick heidfeld p2, rubens barichello p3

championship: HAM (48), MAS (48), RAI (48)

german gp (6 points, p3)

massa qualified p2 alongside lewis; this is one of lewis’ best drives of the season i think; he was leading the race comfortably in the beginning stages, pulling away from felipe like crazy (he gained 1.8 sec in the first lap, had a 3.7 sec lead by lap 4, 11 sec by lap 18, clearly on a mission); mclaren don’t pit him under safety car when everyone else around him does, so he has eight laps to build a large gap before having to eventually pit himself; he does on lap 50 and overtakes massa and piquet jr for the win (some really nice overtakes btw); massa really just didn’t have the pace to compete;

race result: lewis hamilton p1, nelson piquet jr p2, felipe massa p3

championship: HAM (58), MAS (54), RAI (51)

hungarian gp (0 points, p17/dnf)

this one was bad luck because massa suffered an engine failure when leading the race; it would have probably been his best win of his career had he not dnf'ed- good overtake on lewis at the start

race result: heikki kovalainen p1, timo glock p2, kimi raikkonen p3 (lewis- p5, suffered a tyre puncture on lap 40; tbf the early seasons also show lewis is still learning about tyre management and that he’s still prone to overcooking his tyres making them vulnerable to punctures)

championship: HAM (62), RAI (57), MAS (54)

european gp (10 points, p1)

qualifies on pole and wins the race; he nearly manages to crash into sutil when released into the pit lane after his pit stop; the team is charged with 10,000 euros after the race but felipe keeps his win (it would be dealt with so differently these days lmao but can’t really blame him)

race result: felipe massa p1, lewis hamilton p2, robert kubica p3

championship: HAM (70), MAS (64), RAI (57)

belgian gp (10 points, p1)

this race still makes my blood boil; funnily enough felipe wins after not leading a single lap in this race! lewis gets handed a 25-second penalty by the stewards and gets demoted to p3; quick recap: lewis tried to pass kimi at the bus stop chicane, but he cut the corner and got into the lead; he allowed kimi to re-pass him because he gained an advantage by going off track; but smartly, he passes kimi again at la source; post-race he’s handed a penalty; mclaren then appeal and say that charlie whiting himself said that lewis had given the place back to kimi completely legally; thing is, charlie isn’t the stewards, who say that lewis didn’t give kimi enough of an advantage; it causes a bit of a storm in the media, niki lauda goes off and calls it the ‘worst judgment in the history of f1’; thing is, it's a really grey area, to some extent i can understand the stewards’ reasoning, but the severity of the punishment is absolutely ridiculous and also points to how inconsistent the fia is...handing him 25 seconds just doesn’t fit the crime at all; (also the last four laps are just pure drama in general! worth a watch);

(if i had a nickel for every time felipe massa got handed a lucky win in 2008, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice)

race result: felipe massa p1, nick heidfeld p2, lewis hamilton p3

championship: HAM (76), MAS (74), KUB (58) + RAI, p4 (57)

italian gp (3 points, p6)

bit of a disasterclass, qualifies p6, finishes p6; but funnily enough, he still finished ahead of both kimi and lewis as the both of them were sent out on the wrong tyres in qualifying and only managed to qualify p14 and p15; btw beautiful overtakes by lewis (he finished p7- just one place behind felipe); also seb wins!

race result: sebastian vettel p1, keikki kovalainen p2, robert kubica p3

championship: HAM (78), MAS (77), KUB (64) + RAI, p4 (57)

singapore gp (0 points, p13)

crashgate! he gets pole (quite an impressive pole lap i must admit) and leads the race until piquet jr crashes, and felipe pits, ferrari release him too early and he drives off with the fuel hose still attached to his car…to that i say, maybe sue your pit crew as well 

race result: fernando alonso p1, nico rosberg p2, lewis hamilton p3

championship: HAM (84), MAS (77), KUB (64) + RAI, p4 (57)

japanese gp (2 points, p7)

now this one is a disasterclass on all fronts, but if you want drama i recommend watching it; felipe qualified p5; he managed to crash into hamilton and got himself a drive-through penalty; he also tangled with bourdais when attempting to overtake him on lap 50; bourdais was blamed for it and got a 25-second penalty after the race; thing is, i don’t see how it’s only bourdais’ fault tbh? massa squeezed bourdais as he attempted to pass him going into the first corner and bourdais couldn’t just disappear…anyway the decision to penalise bourdais was criticised a lot, also considering that penalising him went against charlie whiting’s pre-race direction that the car exiting the pit-lane has the right of way (which bourdais was); 

race result: fernando alonso p1, robert kubica p2, kimi raikkonen p3 (lewis hamilton- p12, bit of a disasterclass from him as well)

championship: HAM (84), MAS (79), KUB (72) + RAI, p4 (63)

chinese gp (8 points, p2)

qualifies p3, behind lewis and kimi; lewis comfortably leads the race and wins it fifteen seconds ahead of p2; massa finished second after raikkonen is instructed to let him through (ferrari team orders, bit of a deja vu)

race result: lewis hamilton p1, felipe massa p2, kimi raikkonen p3

championship: HAM (94), MAS (87), KUB (75) + RAI, p4 (69)

brazilian gp (10 points, p1)

ahead of the last race of the season, massa could still win the title if he wins the race and lewis finishes p6 or lower; massa did all he could: he got pole and won the race; mclaren opted for an incredibly conservative strategy in the race (they only needed to secure p5, and considering how they lost the title only the year before, it’s explicable): for e.g. waiting for a relatively long time to get lewis off the inters when it began to dry during the first part of the race; 

race result: felipe massa p1, fernando alonso p2, kimi raikkonen p3 (lewis- p5 and world champion!)

championship: HAM (98), MAS (97), RAI (75); shoutout to robert kubica who had an absolutely amazing season and who also finished on 75 points, but ended up p4 on countback.

hope this was somewhat informative :)

[thebuhonerodazorrow]

Star Trek: Año 5 #23

IDW

2021

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Avengers Assemble in Avengers Unlimited!

Avengers Assemble in Avengers Unlimited! #comics #comicbooks

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! The all-new weekly Avengers Unlimited has come to Marvel Unlimited. Written by David Pepose, with art by Farid Karami, colorist DC Alonso, and edited by Tom Brevoort the first two issues of Avengers Unlimited are now available on the app in the exclusive Infinity Comics format. Marvel Unlimited has also recently hit an impressive milestone with 30,000 digital comics now…

[skitskatdacat63]

And when I inevitably draw gunslinger, lone Ranger Fernando, you can all blame DC:

[wigglesforonce]

we're on a roll of spreadsheeting (157 races done, many many many more to go), so heres more photos (2003 edition)

couples photo shoot (fernando alonso and jarno trulli), 2003 australian gp

fernando alonso playing australian football, 2003 australian gp

i just found this photo funny (also the drver is called antonio pizzonia.. and hes NOT italian), 2003 brazillian gp

fernando alonso taking cycling way more seriously than his teammate jarno trulli, 2003 brazillian gp

a literal ferrari easter egg, 2003 san marino gp

well thats not good, 2003 austrian gp

are they ok (marshells on break), 2003 austrian gp

i was going to caption this with f1 inflation but i reflected on that choice and decided against it, 2003 moncao gp

happy 150th brithday DC, 2003 european gp

toyota employee hard at work, 2003 european gp

i am once again reminded about alonso's choice in facial hair in 2003, 2003 french gp

why does no one have normal facial hair, 2003 french gp

take me back to anthems like these, 2003 german gp

marshall's guide to which car is which, 2003 german gp

a very intricate ferrar/msc hat, 2003 italian gp

intense scooter racing between teammates, 2003 italian gp

jordan's refuelling equpment has become sentient and seek blood, 2003 united states gp

why is jacques villeneuve's home photoshoot made it into this motorsport photo catalogue, 2003 united stages gp

jacques villenevue has a personal photographer and you will know about it, 2003 united states gp

legitimately captioned 'david coulthard fanclub goes shopping in indianapolis' (im not joking), 2003 united states gp

pov you're michael schumacher's car, 2003 japanese gp

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Remember when I lost my beak about the second five year mission and being desperate for content on it?

Well, now this is happening:

"Star Trek is returning to the era of the original Star Trek movie with Star Trek: The Motion Picture -- Echoes, IDW Publishing's upcoming comic book miniseries written by Marc Guggenheim (The CW's Arrow and DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Star Wars: Han Solo & Chewbacca).

The series takes place immediately after the end of the 1979 film, with artwork by Oleg Chudakov and colors by DC Alonso. The series sees Adm. James T. Kirk and his crew battling new and old enemies, all in those iconic Star Trek: The Motion Picture-era Starfleet uniforms.

IDW Publishing offered a synopsis for the upcoming series:

When a space anomaly thrusts a criminal mastermind — pursued by a very determined pilot on a mission — into our universe, the Enterprise must stop them from unintentionally starting a war with the Romulans and unleashing a superweapon of foreign technology into the system. But things get infinitely more complicated when these newcomers to our reality remove their helmets, revealing that they're doppelgängers of our beloved heroes!"

Issue #1 available in May.

(I am once again losing my beak.)

[chenfordsrollisi]

Bisexual TV Show Characters

That I know of...

Angela Montenegro ~ Bones Ashley Davies ~ South of Nowhere Castiel ~ Supernatural Christina "Chris" Alonso ~ S.W.A.T. Clarke Griffin ~ The 100 Evan "Buck" Buckley ~ 911 Lindsay Peterson ~ Queer as Folk (US) Maya Bishop ~ Station 19 Paige Michalchuk ~ Degrassi: The Next Generation Quentin Coldwater ~ The Magicians Rosa Diaz ~ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sara Lance ~ Arrow, DC's Legends of Tomorrow Toni Topaz ~ Riverdale Waverly Earp ~ Wynonna Earp Willow Rosenberg ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I've liked all of these characters at one point, with the exception of Lindsay from QaF. Can't stand her character.

[adisillusionedauthor]

Fandons I write for

*this is just a starter list, I may add more characters or fandons later on*

*Requests are open*

*NOT MY GIF*

Formula 1:

Charles Leclerc

Mick Schumacher

Carlos Sainz

Lewis Hamilton

Toto Wolff

Lando Norris

Daniel Ricciardo

George Russel

Fernando Alonso

Sebastian Vettel

Pierre Gasly

Max Verstappen

Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw

Sergio Perez

Oscar Piastri

Logan Sargeant

Alex Albon

Esteban Ocon

Top Gun:

Jake "Hangman" Seresin

Nick "Goose" Bradshaw

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell

Mickey "Fanboy" Garcia

Robert "Bob" Floyd

Pretty Little Liars:

Caleb Rivers

Hanna Marin

Emily Fields

Aria Montgomery

Ezra Fitz

Toby Cavanaugh

Spencer Hasting

Jason DiLaurentis

Alison DiLaurentis

Star Wars:

Han Solo

Poe Dameron

Anakin Skywalker

Princess Leia

Obi Wan Kenobi

Luke Skywalker

Rey

Ben Solo (Kylo Ren)

Marvel / DC:

Jason Todd "Red Hood"

Dick Grayson "Nightwing"

Damian Wayne "Robin"

Tim Drake

Garfield Logan "Beast Boy"

Peter Parker "Spider Man" (Andrew Garfield, Tobey Maguire and Tom Holland)

Tony Stark "Iron Man"

Bruce Banner "The Hulk"

Bruce Wayne "Batman"

Clark Kent "Superman"

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson

Bucky Barnes "Winter Soldier"

Steven Rogers "Captian America"

Sam Wilson "Falcon"

Diana of Themyscira "Wonder Woman"

Barry Allen "The Flash"

Oliver Queen "Green Arrow"