Does Pyrrha send pictures of herself and Jaune having fun in the after party to her rivals? Like a stamp that she is best girl.
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Weiss: *exhales* "She did..."
Bleiss: *far away* "THAT BITCH!!"
*Bleiss knocks over random objects, then throws a plate against the wall*
Weiss: "It's been Hell here."
Noel: *blue-eyed* "Strangulation...Cremation...Disembowelment..."
Neptune: "WEISS! She's doing that thing again!"
Shallot: "SLAP! HER!"
Neptune: "I'm not slapping a doe-eyed, cute angel like Noel!"
Tifa: "...I'm seriously failing what Weiss sees in you."
Neptune: "Can ya not--!?" *gets pushed by Noel, letting out a 'manly' scream*
Horologium: *has Lucy inside his compartment* " 'I'm not coming out until you guys calm Noel down,' she screams in distress."
Noel: "Immolation...Evisceration...Flaying..." *gets slapped by Shallot*
Korra: *holding Ryuko back* "How about helping us out here?!"
Jessica: *holding Satsuki back using her ring, with Shantae, who's in elephant form again* "Seriously?! You two get right back to fighting each other?!"
Shantae: *groaning, using her porcine nostril* "C'mon, knock it off!"
Ryuko: *struggling* "TAKE THAT BACK! I AIN'T IMMATURE!!"
Satsuki: *struggling* "THEN RETRACT YOUR 'BUSHY-BROWS' REMARK!"
Weiss: "...I need an aspirin."
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Weiss Vs. Bleiss.
The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.
Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!
*thrust*
Weiss: He loves me first!
*swing*
Bleiss: You rejected him!
*riposte*
Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!
*flurry*
Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!
*clash*
Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!
Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!
Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*
Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?
Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁
When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.
Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...
Jaune: Ruby? Jess?
What the two of you doing here?
Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏
And I thought you're the smart one.
Jess: We're going to take you away from here...
Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...
Wait why am I still tied up?
Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.
Jaune: ?!
Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺
We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.
Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...
Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈
Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!
Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.
Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.
Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋
Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*being carried to who knows where*
If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.
If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.
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The Uninvited (RWBY Crossover Shitpost)
(Loosely inspired by @brokentrafficknight's Pyrrha birthday posts)
Noel: "Weiss? Have you seen Jaune around--?"
*Noel Vermillion blinks, taking notice of Weiss being without her team...only accompanied by Neptune Vasilias*
Noel: *blinks* "Where's your team?"
Weiss: *irritated* "Apparently, they ditched me to head to Pyrrha's birthday party at SchneeWorld!"
Neptune: "Weiss, I'm sure it was a mix-up."
Weiss: "In reality: Yang, Blake, or Sun 'forgot' my invitation!"
Neptune: "Oh, c'mon! I'm sure neither of 'em would do that to ya."
Noel: *blinks, pondering* "Hold on...Makoto, Tsubaki, Tao, and even Ragna left for SchneeWorld..."
Weiss: *looks at Noel* "Wait, you don't mean--?!"
Shallot: *barging in* "WEISS! We have a problem! My teachers and their families got kidnapped!"
Tifa: *annoyed, walking in after him* "Uh, yeah...not that conclusion, 'genius'. I thought Shinra did the same thing when my friends weren't around...until I remembered what day it was."
Bleiss: *stomps in* "THAT CEREAL CUNT PURPOSEFULLY 'FORGOT' MY INVITE!"
Shallot: "Wait? Invite?" *thinks* "I DIDN'T GET AN INVITE TO SNOWLAND?!"
Weiss: "SchneeWorld, you dunce! And I highly doubt she would invite you or my trollop of a twin to her party!"
Bleiss: "Yet you're here with us, bitch."
Neptune: *looks around* "Wait...I didn't get an invite either!"
Tifa: *annoyed* "I'm sensing a pattern here."
????: "HELP!!"
*Shantae, in elephant form, comes crashing through the wall, shifting back to her humanoid form*
Shantae: *groaning* "Somebody please stop 'em...."
*Ryuko & Satsuki come barging through the fresh hole, fighting one another*
Ryuko: "WHERE'S MAKO?! WHAT DID YA DO WITH HER?!"
Satsuki: "I DIDN'T KIDNAP THAT IMBECILE!!"
Tifa: *grabbing both girls* "Ladies, ladies!" *bonks their heads together* "Enough!"
Ryuko: *rubs her head* "Ow! The fuck, Bar Boobs?!"
Satsuki: *rubs her temple* "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't disembowel you for that?!"
Shantae: *slowly getting up, deadpan* "....Mako went to Pyrrha's party and neither of you was invited."
Ryuko: "THE FUCK?! THAT BITCH!"
Satsuki: *scoffs, sheathing Bakuzan* "Which one? The imbecile or the spartan?"
Ryuko: "PYRRHA! Who do you think?!"
Neptune: "Okay...makes sense why you guys weren't invited...but why me?! I'm a handsome face that any babe would invite parties to. Why would a sexy gladiator lady not let me come?"
Weiss: *clears her throat* "AHEM!"
Neptune: "What?"
Bleiss: *shakes her head* "Such boyfriend material, Frost Tits."
Weiss: "Oh, be quiet!"
Jessica: *knocking on the window from outside* "Guys? Did we miss the party?"
Korra: *outside* "Don't tell me your invites got 'misplaced' too?"
Lucy: *outside* "Hold on...YOU MEAN WE GOT LEFT BEHIND ON PURPOSE?!" *wails*
Shallot: "So...this wasn't an accident?"
Bleiss: "NO SHIT, CAVE ALEIN!"
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