#DHORKS helluva

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

Now I need a Poison AMV/fanfic with Agent 1 of D.H.O.R.K.S getting taken by a succubi and forced to be a human performer at Ozzie’s due to meddling with Hell too much. Def not trauma projection at all here

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 52/?

[Parts 1-40] / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44 / 45 / 46 / 47 / 48 / 49 / 50 / 51 / 52 / 53 / 54 / 55 / 56 / 57

[psycloclo]

~villains

[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

Imagine your job is to investigate demons. One day, you manage to get your hands on two of them and get them tripping off their own asses with a chemical weapon, only to watch all but one of your coworkers get murdered by those two demons and their allies in increasingly violent and horrific ways.

You finally think you have them cornered only for an eldritch horror to reanimate your coworkers corpses to summon himself into your realm and possess your only remaining coworker. You probably piss yourself a little bit, but that's the least of your worries.

Then that eldritch horror turns into a gay owl who giggles at the word "kooks" and starts making out with his booty call right in front of you.

You somehow develop a furry kink centered on one of the demons who you watched literally bite the head off your coworker because really, how else are you supposed to psychologically process any of this.

You are Agent One.

[mr-malumm]

Cringetober day 30: supernatural 👊💥👻

GAHHHHHHHHHHH so basically if this isn't the plot of ghostfuckers i will kill BFHSHHSHAA

[angelshizuka]

"Dhorks pulling the "we're from the (American) goverment" card while in Mexico is bad writing."

Or maybe that's the entire point, because Dhorks are supposed to represent the kind of Americans who think the entire world resolves around the USA and are so high up their own horse they think pulling that card works outside of the USA, too.

Like, you're delusional as hell if you dare claim Americans like that don't exist in real life, so how is it suddenly "bad writing" if characters like that are portrayed in fiction?

There's literally a term for it; Americentrism/US-centrism.

[drama-glob]

So, someone may have pointed this out before and I missed it, but:

Anyone else find it interesting that the flaming portal was orange when it was gigantic and at full power while it was blue when it was small and weaker? Who are two fire-based Sins that happen to represent those colors? Hmmm...

Given that we've been given symbolism before in the show such as the moon representing Blitz in "Just Looks My Way," having the portal be those colors to represent the power levels (at least comparatively) between Satan and Ozzie wouldn't be surprising. To me, it could have very well been foreshadowing what was to come of the trial with Viv possibly doing this because she predicted the discourse/hate that'd be directed at Ozzie for not fighting Satan, so she went with this visual to indicate that stark difference/how unmatched a fight that would have been; she has after all predicted such discourse at other times too such as with "Apology Tour" where it was specifically put in the description of the episode that Stolas doesn't realize some things yet because she knew some people would expect instant results despite "The Full Moon" literally taking place the night before as well as this episode primarily was for Blitz to have his clarity on how he's hurt people more than how Stolas has hurt people. :/

Also, just to nip it in the bud, since Blitz doesn't seem to know how to use the grimoire, meaning he would have had to take the elevator down to Lust combined with the fact that Wrath and Lust are not next to each other, the color of the portal doesn't seem to represent the ring Blitz is currently in or else it would have transitioned to yellow if he was going down a level from Wrath or would have started out green to represent Greed before making it down to Lust. :/

Also:

I find it funny that the portal turned to the blue one after "Kinks" got mentioned because even though I know it's a common term when referring to there being a problem with something, if the color was done on purpose to refer to Ozzie, it makes the term even more apt. ;) XD

[nyxofdemons]

the last SEVERAL sarcastic chorus videos im just gripping my hair with increasing intensity yelling MAN I TRUSTED YOU

[justanotherhh]

some trailer things:

big fight around lust/ozzie's place that involves m&m and loona + we know fizzarolli is going to make another appearance, so i wonder how that'll connect potentially. also, new villain?

obvs the whole section of CHERUB working with DHORKS and this massive thing/portal:

john waters big villain episode???? (ghostfuckers from the looks of things)

also more crossdressing in that same episode + millie vs possessed blitz? both millie and blitz giving some evil dead type vibes?

more on stolas' whole social sphere and potential judgement and hell's class politics related to his dating blitz + p much confirmed that blitz will not take stolas' gift in the spirit it was intended

also, "you fucks think you can do this every time-" feels not just like it's about the wider class issues in hell, but maybe like it's personal (potentially with verosika? although it does seem like it's canon that he had more than a little bit of a hand in ending that relationship, so could just be him echoing everything he's been seeing in the treatment of imps and putting that onto stolas in this moment)

and then "thank you blitz, for making me so happy, even for a little while" is during this moment too. lot of teasers for how this is gonna go down (badly, upsettingly, emotionally)

the whole "do you feel any remorse for what you do" feels like a misdirect -- that is, it's edited to look like it's about blitz, but i feel like it's directed at stella or her brother

generally a lot of fun stolas visuals that i won't get into here, but am excited to see more contexts for

also this isn't new, but im always interested in blitz's heart/broken-heart forehead marking

blitz and tilla moment! generally more flashbacks (in the shape of blitz seeming to be almost at the movies, watching his own "failures") around the time of the fire! i didn't see any barbie stuff, alas, but the rest of it looks !!! also lowkey confirmed it was cash who stopped blitz from seeing fizz in hospital

who's this?

another sin? maybe related to ozzie and/or stolas and that judgement of the kinds of people they love?

blitz protecting stolas - maybe from the above, considering the hand motif of it all... stolas really living the life of blitz as a romantic hero, while blitz is barely holding it together as a person the whole time. different genres, my guys. different genres (that's their real communication issue)

this fuck-you-blitz cake looks like a verosika thing to do, esp considering it's her calling him shitty in the VO -- but yay, maybe giving that verosika catharsis, but also generally just verosika!

also the VO part where he says he doesn't want to be this way, he's wearing the same shroud as during his confrontation with verosika. idk, im just. contexts for things. i am curious

is the below also the same episode? I'd think so. it's set during halloween (?) and blitz is then maybe in the blood-covered shroud (costume? undercover? going undercover as a ghost? post-breakup stalking undercover ghost costume?)

MAMMON! and he looks pleased. oh dear.

this blitz + fizz moment

it kinda looks like blitz is wearing the same tee as when he and stolas have their moment + a horse bag + fizz casual wear. fizz generally in this trailer seems to be having the best time (outside the flashbacks). everything makes me suspicious all the time

(also generally hello all the different outfits coming up!!)

fascinated by this:

is that millie?

things we didn't see:

no barbie, no striker, no crimson, no asmodeus (directly, although his imagery is everywhere + fizz and mammon appear), no paimon -- this not to say none of them will show up, but am enjoying that a lot of this is clearly pulling from s1, with the focus on verosika, DHORKS, and CHERUB -- potentially a lot of the s2 villains need some time to lick their wounds a bit (and paimon was never a Villain, just a terrible parent... if he ever returns though...)

and barbie... i do want to see barbie again soonish ngl, she needs some proper introducing, but this is already giving so much callback and continuation of immediate plot-threads, very excited

[anthurak]

Random little ‘fridge logic’ thought: Has anyone else looked at the house Verosika is throwing the ‘Blitzo Sucks!’ party in and wondered; ‘just who owns this house?’

Like I know the answer some people might come to is something like ‘Verosika seduced/mind-controlled whoever owns it and has them stuffed in a closet and/or basement’.

But you know, I think Verosika probably just owns this house HERSELF. Like we know from Spring Broken that Verosika’s human-sona is apparently a known celebrity in the human world. Meaning that she likely has a full-fledged human cover-identity to go along with it. So is it so surprising that at some point she would have just bought a house herself? Especially given that she’s been apparently throwing these ‘Blitzo Sucks’ parties for a number of years now.

And I think that could be a really neat bit of world-building, you know?

From everything we’ve seen and heard, it looks like a lot of succubi/incubi and demons in general do regular business in the human world. And with asmodean crystals and likely other devices/spells capable of providing a human disguise, it makes perfect sense that many of those demons would have cover-identities to go along with them.

So like, how deeply entrenched into human society have demons become in the Hellaverse? I feel like there’s going to be a pretty fun answer to that at some point down the line.

Also, I fully expect that the D.H.O.R.K.S. have not a fucking CLUE about ANY of this. As in, thanks to Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie generally fucking around, D.H.O.R.K.S. actually have NO IDEA that flawless human disguises are in a thing in common use by demons and probably just assumed that Loona’s disguise was just a thing she could do. Probably assumed that she’s a werewolf.

[helluvahusker]

Can. Can we talk about how D.H.O.R.K.S gave Blitzø and Moxxie a truth serum and then DIDN'T EVEN INTERROGATE THEM

[song-of-baldy-ron]

Crack prediction based on the latest gif: DHORKS capture Stolitz but this time they hit them with the Bitch Juice instead of the Truth Bomb, the duet becomes a rap battle of insults

[iris-draws]

If this doesnt end up being the D.H.O.R.K.S agents I'm actually rioting

[mr-malumm]

Cringetober day 14: incorrect quote!!

Did do this one right just simply wanted to redraw this meme finally LMFAO

[angelshizuka]

Anyone else notice how the Full Moon thumbnail resembles the Stolitz spring merch a lot, but flipped (literally) with a completely different mood/vibe?

I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.