#agent 1 DHORKS

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

Now I need a Poison AMV/fanfic with Agent 1 of D.H.O.R.K.S getting taken by a succubi and forced to be a human performer at Ozzie’s due to meddling with Hell too much. Def not trauma projection at all here

[mr-malumm]

Cringetober day 30: supernatural 👊💥👻

GAHHHHHHHHHHH so basically if this isn't the plot of ghostfuckers i will kill BFHSHHSHAA

[voxisdaddy]

WAKE UP CHITO THE BABYGIRL IS BACK

(agent one)

RRAAAAHHHH LMAO I GOT SOMETHING FOR HIM DONT WORRY 💯

A Little More

Fandom: Helluva Boss

Pairing: Agent One (babygirl) x Reader

Type: Oneshot | Smut(ish) | kinda cute(ish)

C/TW: NSFW, MDNI, 18+, overstimulation, dom reader, sub Agent One, reader with a puss, he’s kind of OOC, mommy kink, he kind of cries in pleasure, short (sorry)

In which with agent one THE SEX HAPPENS— (not exactly but close enough)

The lewd squelch sounds would sound loud to anyone who happened to walk by the room. Followed with the whimpers and groans would certainly paint a picture over what is happening behind the closed door.

Your favourite DHORKS agent whimpers and groans in pure ecstasy as his cock gets milked after a long, and admittedly traumatizing, day at work. What did he say again? Something about goats? You couldn’t really hear when he whimpered it out with his cock twitching in your mouth. That was earlier though. Much earlier. Now…

“Baby, are you sure?” You ask, running your hands over his chest as he pants and whimpers beneath you, his cock throbbing nice and snug in your warm cunt.

His chest rises and falls with every pant, hands on your hips as he hazes up at you with desperate, needy eyes.

“More…m-more…please…!” He begs so beautifully and pitifully. You almost wanna give in.

“Shhh, baby.” Your hands brush his hair away from his face, sticking to his forehead from sweat.

“It’s been two hours, let’s take a break, yeah?” You reason with him softly. It’s almost a completely different side to how you were so domineering with him just moments ago.

He shakes his head several times adamantly.

“More…please keep going.” His hands run over your exposed legs and hips, needing to touch you. He tries to rock his hips up into you but it’s not enough. He needs you to ride him until he can’t breathe.

“You’re crying, baby.” You smile softly, wiping away a tear from his eye. “No more. A little break, okay?”

He whines in frustration.

“A little more…please, just a little more before we take a break…?” He asks.

His bad day at work itches his brain irritably. He wants this, needs this. With the way he looks at you and pleads, how can you say ‘no’?

“Okay. Just a little more and then we’ll take a break.”

His hands grip your hips firmly as soon as you continue where you left off,

“Mmph—! Mommy…!”

Kinda bad and OOC I’m sorry it’s been so long 💀

[theadhddimsenion]

I believe that the d.h.o.r.k.s are the biggest threat to the entire hellaverse.

I know I know that obviously sounds like a massive joke but here me out on this ok stick with me.

My one of my biggest reasons for believing this is that unlike every other villain in the series these guys want the outright annihilation of all of hell! Not even adam I think wanted the total annihilation of hell as he seemed content to just slaughter sinners evert year the dhorks on the other hand intend for all intense and purposes to destroy hell completely! Even Satan and mammon will likely still want hell to stay standing!

And more importantly they have the means to do so. With that portal they could potentially send an entire army to hell or perhaps even some half baked wmd! We have seen they have an army of clone priests and a shit Ton of other arms including those battlesuits they gave the cherubs which give said clone priests those and we could have a serious problem on our hands!

And plus we don't know how well defended this take on hell is. For all we know with modern weaponry the dhorks could very well tear through entire rings or maybe if they have the portal duplicated and the funding they could mount a full scale invasion of multiple rings at once! And very likely slaughtering hundreds if not thousands of relatively innocent hellborn if they aren't stopped.

But what makes them the biggest threat in my mind is that these guys are perhaps this settings equivalent to the u.a.c. for those of you who don't know the u.a.c was the megacorp in the doom series that caused the invasion of hell and brought about the apocalypse. If they are like the u.a.c in anyway then what we are looking at is something truly dire.

The d.h.o.r.k.s are in essence a bunch of heavily armed, self righteous maniacal morons who are willing to not only jeopardize their own species but potentially all of heaven hell and earth and are too stupid stubborn and arrogant to realize just how stupid their goals are! These dhorks are poking a wasps nest that could put the sting on all of creation if they aren't stopped and if that doesn't make them the biggest threat in the whole franchise I don't know what does?!

[pyrhmoon]

after the Chupacabra incident

[xfilesinamajor]

Great. Now I need to fuck him.

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 1: We’re here ta denounce the awful depiction of us.

Agent 2: Our mission is to clear up any confusion and paint us in a bettah light.

Agent 1: We can take criticism,but having our hard work mocked is insulting

Agent 2: We ain’t always bumbling idiots and we’s gonna rectify that

Agents 1&2: We are DHORKS and we will not stahp until our names are cleared

(Inspired by @stellacriticizes )

——-

Red is Agent 2

Orange is Agent 1

White is out of character

Tags:

Out of the office(OOC)

Paperwork(writing)

helluvahazbinselfaware(AU tag)

selfaware DHORKS/dhorks(personal tag/catch all)

New Quarter(arc/story progression)

[moonixneedstherapy]

BLITZO'S BIGGEST HATER TOURNAMENT: ROUND TWELVE

[ogmaddoxtamoke]

Now, I *would've* like to call this piece N.E.R.D.S., but that would mean changing their badge from a "D" to an "N" and now you can understand the reason why I thought against the idea.

This ain't the only dynamic duo that gives the I.M.P.'s and their buddies a hard time. And when you see them tomorrow, you'll know I wasn't clownin'.

[minsu-the-cowardly-human]

I love these sillies :]

[mr-malumm]

Cringetober day 14: incorrect quote!!

Did do this one right just simply wanted to redraw this meme finally LMFAO

[theadhddimsenion]

A few predictions on how the dhorks and cherubs will tie into the greater plot.

Verokia will get exposed as a demon during one of hee earth concerts and tex goes to the i.m.p to plead for help. Blitz is rightfully reluctant to help her but with loona vouching he relents and veroskia gets some much needed advice on letting go of the past as few demons understand the danger of refusing to forgive yourself better than blitz buskso.

Collin and loona will have a moment. Showing some maturity on her side.

The dhorks will show they don't really care about humanity when moxxie questions them if declaring war on hell was really in mankind's best interest.

[sp3akfromtheart]

the dhorks themselves!

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 1: Dat was a mistake on our part. We was so excited to finally have proof we…

Agent 2: It was a stupid mistake and we paid for it heavily. But we was normally bettah than that so I’m not too sure why we did what we did.

Agent 1: It don’t make no sense to us

Can. Can we talk about how D.H.O.R.K.S gave Blitzø and Moxxie a truth serum and then DIDN'T EVEN INTERROGATE THEM

[dhorkscriticizes]

Dhorks… could really use your help against Stolass.

Agent 1: Let us boot up our portal and wes be on the way, right 2

Agent 2: Been awhile since we kicked demon ass >:3

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

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