"Truth does not demand belief.
Scientists do not join hands every Sunday, singing 'yes, gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down. Amen!'
If they did that, we would think they are pretty insecure about it."
-- Dan Barker
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“Scientists do not join hands every Sunday and sing "Yes gravity is real! I know gravity is real! I will have faith! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about the concept.”
― Dan Barker
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"Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits."
Dan Barker, former preacher, musician (b. 25th June 1949)
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FFRF chastises Missouri state senator for having worship service in his office
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Dan Barker: Cop-out
“Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.”
—Dan Barker, former preacher, musician.
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TIL that jon was at georgie’s on april 1st, 2017 (aka DanandPhilCRAFTS’s most recent upload)
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Midnight Pals: Dogs
Hildur Knutsdottir: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the night guest
Knutsdottir: its about a woman who gets a full night's sleep so you would think she would be well rested (she's not)
Knutsdottir: it's almost like something is possessing her while she sleeps (something is)
Knutsdottir: this possession
Knutsdottir: you might think it's the yule lads (it's not the yule lads)
Knutsdottir: or maybe grylla (its not grylla)
Knutsdottir: perhaps its the hidden people (its not the hidden people)
Knutsdottir: now this woman also has a dead sister
Knutsdottir: so you would think maybe the ghost of her dead sister is possessing her
King:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Barker:
King: um
King: was there supposed to be a parenthetical there
Knutsdottir: not saying
Knutsdottir: now of course when this woman has weird sleep problems, you would of course take advantage of our socialized medical system to see a doctor (she does this)
Knutsdottir: but even socialized medicine is not free from the scourge of sexism (there's a lot of it)
Angela Carter: yes yes this scans
Knutsdottir: anyway that's the Icelandic socialized medicine system for you
Dan Simmons: why do you have to bring politics into this?
Simmons: i just want a nice apolitical scary story
Knutsdottir: ok i'll fast forward to the cat murders
Lovecraft: WHAT
Knutsdottir: yeah someone's been killing cats (it's her) which you wouldn't expect (she loves cats)
Lovecraft: i can't listen to this!
Lovecraft: i can tolerate rac-
Barker: we know howard you say that everytime
Lovecraft: it's my catch phrase!
Barker: no it's not!
Knutsdottir: every night she walks across the city (to the harbor)
Knutsdottir: now you think she might be visiting Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur (but she's not)
Cynthia Pelayo: aw that hot dog ain't no good!
King: what? hot dog?
Knutsdottir: you're entitled to your opinion (it's actually the best in the city)
Pelayo: what dya even put on a hot dog over there?
King: why are we talking about hot dogs?
Knutsdottir: með öllu
Pelayo: pfft! með öllu indeed!
Pelayo: ya don't even know what you're getting!
Pelayo: i tell you, you want a hot dog, you get it CHICAGO STYLE
Pelayo: mustard, chopped onion, pickle spears, sport peppers
Pelayo: YEAH! CHICAGO STRONG, BABY!!!
Pelayo: GO BEARS OR MAYBE WHITE SOX!!!
Knutsdottir: no no see a hot dog should have remolaði sauce (and apple ketchup)
Pelayo: wtf! the only sauce that goes on a dog is mustard
Knutsdottir: WHAT?! like the infidel bill Clinton?! (he ordered with only mustard during his 2004 visit)
Knutsdottir: NEVER!!!
Knutsdottir: it's með öllu!!! always með öllu!!!
Lovecraft: now i prefer my sausages providence style
Barker: no you don't
Barker: that's not even a thing
Lovecraft: no it is! its when you put a Vienna sausage on a slice of white bread
Barker: howard, we all know you don't eat ethnic food
Pelayo: who's ready for mouth watering hot dogs??
Lovecraft: ah sausages!
Pelayo: Hebrew national hot dogs!
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: [sweats]
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Phantasia Cult has released Ghostbusters, Hellraiser, and Twin Peaks apparel. T-shirts ($18) and long sleeves ($22) are up for pre-order until June 3 and will ship 3-6 weeks later.
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https://freethoughtnow.org/easter-challenge/
I HAVE AN EASTER challenge for Christians. My challenge is simply this: tell me what happened on Easter. I am not asking for proof. My straightforward request is merely that Christians tell me exactly what happened on the day that their most important doctrine was born.
Believers should eagerly take up this challenge, since without the resurrection, there is no Christianity. Paul wrote, “And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain. Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God; because we have testified of God that he raised up Christ: whom he raised not up, if so be that the dead rise not.” (I Corinthians 15:14-15)
The conditions of the challenge are simple and reasonable. In each of the four Gospels, begin at Easter morning and read to the end of the book: Matthew 28, Mark 16, Luke 24, and John 20-21. Also read Acts 1:3-12 and Paul’s tiny version of the story in I Corinthians 15:3-8. These 165 verses can be read in a few moments. Then, without omitting a single detail from these separate accounts, write a simple, chronological narrative of the events between the resurrection and the ascension: what happened first, second, and so on; who said what, when; and where these things happened.
Since the gospels do not always give precise times of day, it is permissible to make educated guesses. The narrative does not have to pretend to present a perfect picture–it only needs to give at least one plausible account of all of the facts. Additional explanation of the narrative may be set apart in parentheses. The important condition to the challenge, however, is that not one single biblical detail be omitted. Fair enough?
I have tried this challenge myself. I failed. An Assembly of God minister whom I was debating a couple of years ago on a Florida radio show loudly proclaimed over the air that he would send me the narrative in a few days. I am still waiting. After my debate at the University of Wisconsin, “Jesus of Nazareth: Messiah or Myth,” a Lutheran graduate student told me he accepted the challenge and would be contacting me in about a week. I have never heard from him. Both of these people, and others, agreed that the request was reasonable and crucial. Maybe they are slow readers.
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It’s funny because it’s complete fiction and they accidentally figured it out.
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"Scientists do not join hands every Sunday and sing 'Yes gravity is real! I know gravity is real! I will have faith! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!' If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about the concept."
Dan Barker, activist, musician, and former preacher (b. 25 June 1949)
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Multiple speakers provide diverse treats on FFRF TV show
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Original Link: https://ffrf.org/news/releases/multiple-speakers-provide-diverse-treats-on-ffrf-tv-show/
Publication Date: May 2, 2024
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Dan Barker: Gravity is real
‘Scientists do not join hands every Sunday and sing “Yes gravity is real! I know gravity is real! I will have faith! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!” If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about the concept.’
—Dan Barker.
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