#Demonic Relationship hoarder

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Demonic Relationship hoarder

(Demonic Relationship collector)

a form of relationship hoarder where one has a intense desire to have more relationships, due to being a demonic being. This can refer to any form of relationships (sexual, romantic, platonic, queerplatonic/alterous, amical, etc.)

Etymology: Demonic + Relationship + hoarder/collector

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[2smolbeans]

Which of the brothers would most likely be a yandere?

Prompt: From top to bottom, which of the brothers would be more of a yandere?

Tags: Devildom world building, mentions of the brothers' pasts after and before falling from heaven, delusional mindsets, desperation, mentions of how they'd react if MC were anything but human, kidnapping, torture, all of these demons are insufferable lol, Mc should really invest in becoming an exorcist, OOC brothers.

A/N:

*This is completely scrambled and unedited, so read at your own risk lol. I wanted to write it completely organized, but I gave up halfway ( ´_ゝ`)...

Note: I will edit this here and there since I might wanna add more changes since I may have rushed this

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Leviathan:

Immediately, he would be the first of the seven deadly sins to be a yandere. Leviathan is a reckless, emotionally driven demon fueled by jealousy 24/7.

He often gets jealous of many things, from either not owning a specific item or even the littlest of things that don't necessarily relate to him. There are so many things that push Leviathan to an orange filled envy, but none of them compare to lacking...Love.

As it is known, Leviathan is a hoarder - not as bad as Mammon.

Leviathan tends to collect excessive amounts of whatever gains his interest. Whether it's the newest latest addition to the Ruri-Chan merch, his favorite video game series, or anything that fits his otaku nature.

It fills him with a sense of pride. It boots his ego, and it comforts his inner insecurities, knowing that no one else could ever amount to his collection. But when he's hit with it again, hit with the harsh reality of how lonely he is compared to others - it fills him with a cowardly rage.

Love. Something that he was cursed to forever be void of by his 'father' after the fall. Something that is so tempting - so unreachable - it tortures him. Something so simple that everyone else can have, but he can't.

It doesn't help that as a seven deadly sin, it's hard to obtain a genuine trust in hell. The higher the demon is in Devildom hierarchy, the harder it is for them to form trustful or emotionally filling relationships since other high or low ranking demons would objectify you as some typical terrifying, spoiled, powerful demon.

Because of this, Leviathan hates himself. He hates the fact that he's the avatar of envy - and the fact that as the avatar of envy, he can't even own up to it or make it a proud staple of his very existence! Instead, he's just some retired navy leader who lazes around in his dark, disgusting room, pouting his time away. It's why it isn't uncommon to hear Leviathan berate himself so constantly.

He absolutely resents those around him who are able to socialize, to form relationships, to even MAINTAIN them.

He hates it, he hates hearing the stories of how immortal beings were able to find love. He despises the fact that cupids are able to find and influence love itself, how angels are able to keep eternal love, and how even the lowest of demons in Devildom are able to have families of their own!

For fucks sake, shouldn't HE be the one having all those things? He was a renowned leader of Hell's Royal Navy! It's not fair, everyone else should be suffering, they don't have the high status and responsibilities to have something so special.

He hates it, it makes him look pathetic, but lord the things he does just to even have an ounce of what they have...

It's why I can see him falling in love so quickly the moment someone catches his eyes. If you fit his preference in any shape or form, its over for you.

Like a typical siren type demon, Leviathan usually likes to go for human lovers. It's very rare to see him crush over a demon, angel, cupid, or any other mystical being because of the lack of trust he has for them.

However since most of his lovers are human, they're quite disposable sadly due to the lack of care he has for their delicate 'state'.

For now, I'd say Leviathan isn't a concerning Yandere when it comes to being targeted if you are anything but a human! But the moment he explores different immortal beings is when situations would start to get a bit worrying and tragic.

Otherwise if you are a demon who happens to work or interact with Leviathan in any shape or form. Whether it be from the navy or casual business endeavors. The best advice you could ever get is; steer away from his lover, don't ever mention his lover, question if he has one, or try to get romantically involved with him.

That is unless you want to risk being digested inside a mythical sea creature, being burned alive in their intestines for hundreds of years, only to be spewed out as living shit. Yes, even if you get digested and spewed out by a creature in hell, you CANNOT DIE as a demon. And he knows it. In his twisted sense of humor, he could really call you 'the piece of shit that you are'.

Leviathan is smarter than what he shows himself to be as, he's a military man that is chronically online- it makes him horrifyingly creative when it comes to torturing people.

But overall Leviathan is the first demon brother to be the most obessive, desperate, and lonely yandere of them all. He just wants love, that's it, it's not so hard to give him that right?

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Mammon:

Mammon, the second eldest from all of his brothers is the most human out of them all. He's more laid back and able to empathize and understand emotions and people's behavior a lot better than any of his brothers. His sin, greed, is at a constant momentum throughout every person's life. Greed is inescapable, it's something that is biologically built in every being- the exception being angels- for the means of survival. It's what makes Mammon so powerful, so influential, Mammon knows what people think, what they want, and why they want it.

Because of this, Mammon is able to manipulate and exploit any situation for his benefit. He's able to always get what he wants, even if told no beforehand.

He's gotten used to it, getting whatever he wants in such large amounts, it's become a dangerous habit.

Mammon is an extreme hoarder because of this. He's gotten so used to winning, he's used to feeling that constant dopamine rush whenever he gets what he wants.

Still, he somehow manages to keep his room clean no matter how many items he crams into his space.

It's something he can never get used to, the feeling of an intense want and need for something. He just can't put a finger to it. Mammon knows he has literally everything in the world, from the smallest of trinkets, to the stashes of gold and money, his greed is never satisfied.

There was always that small lingering since of emptiness that clawed the back of his mind. The worst part is, no one could ever understand, or at least comfort him. His brothers could care less since they had their own issues, he couldn't trust any other demon in Devildom, and humans..Maybe one of them could understand. But how embarrassing would that be for the great Mammon?

Mammon has everything he could ever ask for, but no matter what, he'll always want more. And its why he longs for that relationship with somsone- for someone to understand him, to shower him in love- something even money couldn't do, to hold him, to worship and praise him, just to tell him that's it's enough...

It's why embarrassing it is for him, Mammon is desperate for any sort of attention. Platonic, familial, or even romantic, Mammon doesn't care how belittling it makes him look- espically considering his status, he just wants something to make him feel more than he already feels.

So even though he's all high and mighty, full of pride and his ego being off the charts. Mammon is desperate to the point of going on his knees and begging for anyone- you - to just give him this ONE thing.

Either way, if begging doesn’t work on you, Mammon is smart enough to figure out what makes you break.

Afterall, he does have eyes everywhere (those eyes being the crows that he tasks to be his watchful eye. Since his animal is a crow, I can see Mammon being able to talk and task the crows to watch over you)

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Asmodeus:

It's hard for him to maintain a relationship, it's a curse really. Afterall he is the avatar of lust for a reason. He can't fall in love or have any genuine feelings for anyone thanks to his sin.

He's always constantly yearning for someone, lusting over the traits that perhaps they could give him- to satisfy him.

He cares, but then he doesn’t. He wants it, but then he hates it. Asmodeus can never make up his mind when it comes to love. Whether it's platonic or romantic.

If he obesses over someone, it's probably due to the fact that for once, he can feel a sense of normality whenever he's around them.

In contrast to the intense, passionate, and overwhelming feelings of lust and possession, a sense of warmth and peace would be a nice change of pace.

I can see Asmodeus not falling for anyone unless they somehow form some sort of a deep connection with him.

He's been in hell for so long- he doesn't know what a normal friendship even looks like.

Even when roams around the Earth, he could never grasp the concept of a healthy relationship... (since humans are completely flawed and influenced by their sin. So humans are absolutely abysmal with relationships to the point of insanity. Either way, Asmodeus is left even more confused when he observes human relationships because of the complexity and constant shift in their definations or rules of relationships.)

He's been through humans and demons like candy- so even grabbing his attention as a friend is hard. He's met so many fakers. He kind of just ignores whoever tries to get close with him. So it really is hard for him to get attached and obess over someone.

The last time he's ever really 'loved' someone was Helen. But even then its never worked out.

Nothing ever works out. So he builds a wall, a wall of pride and insecurities.

But once someone manages to break down that wall, he's in disbelief and in madness. It took a millennium, it took YEARS, and yet it took a simple being such as you to full in that void.

He's curious about you immediately, desperate even. He doesn't want to scare you off, so he'll shower you in gifts and praise. His mask is slipping, but he doesn't care.

It's been so long since he's ever felt an ounce of true respect and empathy. He will never let it slip so easily. It's been so long since he's ever felt an ounce of true respect and empathy. He will never let it slip so easily.

So he'll follow you, persuade you. He doesn't care if you see him as a friend or lover - he doesn't even know what he sees you as. But he just wants you by his side 24/7.

Talk to anyone else? He'll bombard you with questions- what makes them so interesting? Is he better than them? They're just an accquantice, right?

Human, Angel, Demon, or any type of creature you are - Asmodeus doesn't care.

If you're an angel, he'll try to keep you as pure as possible. He doesn't want to cause you anymore pain. But he finds it hard as he realises that you can't stay in hell since eventually you would have to return to heaven with the rest of the other angels. Plus.. just the thought of being him, your corruption sends a shiver down his spine. So, with a few lingering touches and some sweet whispers in your ear, Asmodeus will enjoy every moment corrupting a poor innocent angel in the most pleasurable way possible.

However, if you're a human, he'll do anything to keep you immortal so that he can keep you forever. If you're anything else such as a demon or another supernatural creature, well, isn't he lucky! Keeping you wouldn't be so hard.

Overall, Asmodeus would be a rare yandere- but a sweet- clinging, loving, yet overbearing one once turned on.

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Belphegor:

Belphegor has little to no attraction to anyone or even with the thought of forming relationships. Like Leviathan, Belphegor is a shut-in, a demon who often lives most of his life inside his head - too tired to care about reality.

So I personally don't see Belphegor falling in love or growing an extreme infatuation for any being from heaven, hell, or earth.

Since Belphegor could care less about anyone - why should he? Why should he want a relationship? Is there any point or benefit for him?

Belphegor doesn't like change at all. He's a demon with a schedule of his own admission and would rather keep it that way.

Finding another person to enter his life would simply destroy his whole entire niche. However, if someone were to catch his eye- it would have to be through visiting their dreams.

You see, during Belphegor's indulgent slumbers- he's always visiting other people dreams, causing terror just for his pure amusement. He loves it. He gets a rush out of draining people from their energy to ruin the one thing they can enjoy - sleep.

The thought of them being oh so afraid while he gets to control their world, to introduce them to the many horrors that they cannot comprehend, and even after they wake up, they are still struck with fear as they have to await what happens to their next sleep.

So, if by some unfortunate curse, someone were to catch his eye, Belphegor would make them his main focus whenever he goes into a deep sleep. Because for once, out of every being he's ever met..You entertain him.

So inevitably, you'd save countless amounts of beings from Belphegor's nightmare shenanigans - however, you'd be stuck with whatever he has in store.

It would be a terrifying incident since Belphegor would most likely try to keep your dreams prolonged as possible. No matter how far away you were for him, somehow- he'd be able to lull you into a long coma that could last for days, only letting you wake up to do basic functions such as eat, drink, use the bathroom, and whatnot.

It wouldn't take long for him to want more though, sure it's fun controlling whatever world your mind forms and making up scenarios for you two, such as dates or events.

But.. Now, he's curious about what it would be like to do that outside of your dreams. Furthermore, he's even more curious about who you really are outside your dreams.

Whether it be your looks, personality, or how strong you are, you are really outside your mental state? It doesn't matter how many times you try to persuade him that it isn't worth finding you.

Once Belphegor has made up his mind, there's no stopping him.Whether he tears through Hell, Earth, or the exchange program- he will find you. It's only a matter of time.

Besides, how hard can it be when he could just invasively search through your mind?Overall, as a yandere, I guess you could say Belphegor would be more of an antagonistic sadistic abuser that favors you for how much you amuse him.

Maybe it's obsession, love, or favoritism - Belphegor doesn't know what it is either. But all he knows is that your cries, screams, your fear, your happiness, he wants it for himself.

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Beelzebub:

He's softer and more human than the rest of the brothers (besides Mammon). I can see him being more of a protective and soft spoken type of yandere. Not sadistic, but controlling and a bit masochistic.

He finds it adorable if you berate him- it's almost like a small puppy barking at him. He thinks this cause- you do know he can crush you right? He could eat you like the others and you couldn't do a thing a about it.

When it comes to romantic relationships, Beel doesn’t yearn for it- although he isn’t against the thought of being romantically involved with someone.

He does enjoy the thought of being beside someone who he can confide with. He daydreams about it a lot more than anyone could ever imagine.

(I'm not gonna lie. I don't have any more current thoughts, but I really do see him being a bit of a softie and a lot less cruel than all of his brothers combined. I do know I will write about each brother more separately in more organized depth later 😭)

Satan:

With a calm exterior outside and an angry issue inside, when it comes to romance and obsession, he could care less about it. It's a waste of time for him, and why else would he focus on anything else when he has his inner issues and his duties to attend to?

Like all his brothers, he's been alive for God knows how long- and he's met all sorts of people. He finds them all the same or just.. Annoying.

It's really hard for any of them to earn his respect, and he really hates it. Everyone around him are like worms, crawling with impulse and just gorging on filth.

However, if he were to find someone of interest, it would most likely have to be out of respect. I could see a scenario of Satan perhaps knowing you for a long time. He hadn't thought much of you until you gained his respect. Ever since then, he couldn't help but be in such awe for you.

Maybe it's because you're the thing that actually calms his nerves. It's why he'll never admit it, but he does get explosive when he sees you interacting with others. You're not filthy, so why are you contaminating your mind and soul with disgusting parasites?

He needs you in a way. He hates it. It brings down his pride, but you're the only thing that can take away his intense emotions that overwhelm him.

He's dependent on you, and it angers him of how you don't see the severity of what you've done to him.

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Lucfier:

Lucifer is a demon of power, status- the very essence of perfection. As the eldest of all the seven deadly sins, Lucifer holds a high bar of standards when it comes to his life and how he shapes it.

He's nit picky about every detail that surrounds him, from the people that talk to him, how he presents himself- no matter what it is, Lucifer will always filter it. He needs to be perfect, whatever that cost may be.

Afterall, he deserves to have the best of the best after the torture he had to endure from the moment he fell from grace. So what makes you think Lucifer would allow some measly being, something so pathetic, so insignificant- just another number to a population- would make him fall down onto his knees?

Lucifer, the eldest, the one who lived ever since Adam and Eve flourished on earth, the one who started the celestial war, went against his own kind, absorbed ancient years worth of knowledge, saw man kind change throughout the centuries.

He's the all knowing eye of everything that you see, so how could he ever see anyone eye to eye? Every being he ever comes across is just a means to evolution that he had to witness.

So if in that rare moment someone catches his eye, it's granted that he'll immediately make it known to them. Whether it be leaning close to them, leading them into his office as he tells them upfront, or perhaps just locking them away in his private chambers. He doesn't care if they consent or not, either way he'll break it into their minds of how happy they should be now that Lucifer has their eye on them completely.

That he, one of the first angels that god had created, one of the three orignal archangels, took interest in an animal like you.

When it comes to who most likely Lucifer would target, I would have to bet that it would most likely have to be angels from the exchange program.

There's just something that heats up whenever he sees them. Angels, something so pure, so naive, so..Perfect. He adores how elegant and beautiful they make themselves out to be. Though, at the same time..Lucfier adores the idea of owning an angel, keeping them in a nice cage just for them- shaping them into his perfect image, giving them their true potential to be the most flawless creature in all the realms.

Humans and demons couldn't ever compare to them. Humans, the pathetic creations of his father. Demons- humans that endulged with sin and filth beyond salvation.

But angels...Something about them just brings a smile onto his face. Maybe it's the nostalgia, perhaps maybe it's because he could relate to them, or maybe it's just the thought of owning something close to perfection.

But overall, gaining Lucifer's attention is rare and even difficult. No matter who you are or what you are Lucifer could care less about you unless you benefit him in some way.

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[aziraphales-library]

helloo could I ask for some fluffy coffee shop AU fics? not just coffee shop but one of those that involve a shop of some sort, like a bakery or flower shop or tattoo parlor etc.

something like

"The Book Hoarder, the Flower Grower and the Latte Art Maker" by AnnaTheHank

"the demon next door" by ghost_daddy

"All You Knead Is Love" by fumi_faust and Writer_Maxtli

and "Angel in the Window" by themaybedoctor

I'm not that experienced in looking for things on ao3 so I'm hoping you could help me find more like these? thanks :)

We have tags for these! #coffee shop au, #florist au, #bakery au, #tattooist au. Here are a bunch that I don't think are on those tags already...

New Canvas by NaroMoreau (T)

There's someone new in the shop across the street that Aziraphale can't stop looking at.

Inklings and Asters by GreenCat42 (G)

Crowley has noticed the cute tattoo shop owner since he moved in next door with his flower shop. It takes him forever to get the courage up to go talk to him, and when he does, well he gets a new tattoo out of it and possibly more.

A rockstar's love by The_boxhead (G)

Crowley had a lot of problems finding someone to have a relationship with as the famous rockstar that he is. But that day when he entered that coffee shop and saw that blond haired man behind the counter, he didn’t want more than to get to know that beautiful angel with that cute smile.

Ways to Make You Smile by WickedWriter (M)

Crowley has always been awkward around anyone who he develops feelings for. While Aziraphale is always nice to him, he can't help but screw things up when trying to flirt. But when he starts making latte art to impress his angel, it was only a matter of time before he found a way to cock things up again.

Anthophilia by FortinbrasFTW (M)

Anthony J. Crowley's life seems like it's finally falling into place: his floral shop has begun to gain an undercurrent of appreciation in the design elite of London, and he might have even finally found a boyfriend who looks just right lounging on his Tenreiro sofa. Things seem almost perfect, until one day the empty shop across the street is leased to frumpy fellow Oxford alumni, who doesn't seem to remember Crowley nearly as well as he remembers him, which really shouldn't bother him as much as it does - it was ten years ago after all, and it wasn't even that good of a kiss.

Icing on the Cake by Etheostoma (E)

Anthony Crowley's bakery is top in Soho and quickly becoming well-renowned throughout all of London. When Crowley hires the soft-spoken, cherubic Aziraphale as his main decorator, it doesn’t take long before the two men realize that there may just be something to the idea that opposites attract... Or, the bakery AU that no one actually asked for.

- Mod D

[starpernova]

Welcome one and all to the blog that owns the Golden Demons AU!

This AU has a few major story-changing differences you can read about here:

Stanley and Ford are twin golden demons. Stan's demonic form, as you can see here, is the crescent moon of his first fez. We call him "The Moon". Ford is a bit harder to describe, but essentially he is a shadow puppet of 2 - 6 fingered hands. The hands are black like shadow but the default color is gold/yellow like his brother and like the journal hands. We call him "The Shadow."

The Grunkles are now replaced by William "Will" and Bill Cipher, William in Stan's place and Bill in Fords as the gifted child with a brain well beyond his years. It's what sets him apart as well as the fact he lost an eye to an accident in childhood.

Mabel and Dipper have switched, but only slightly. Their zodiacs are still the same, but their personalities have switched as well as who has the birthmark. (Mabel does now.)

Ford is the "big bad" of the AU. The reason for this is that Ford, as a demon, is a hoarder of knowledge. Think Herma Mora from TES. Someone who will do anything to have the knowledge, even if he isnt interested in the knowledge specifically, JUST so he can have all of it. He really only does what he has to do for what he wants, including having a familial relationship with Stanley. (A very frayed, selfish relationship.)

Here is the link to chapter 1 if you're interested.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47625814/chapters/120037345

[det2x-fanfic-dump]

NRC Housewarden and their Sins: Azul

Fanfiction: Episode 03: In the Eyes of an Otaku

Link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52849336/chapters/133677628

Disclaimer: This is a Headcanon with spoilers to the fanfic and the actual canon of Twisted Wonderland and Art used is not mine

1. Azul Ashengrotto and Leviathan

Sin: Envy

After the finals, Azul noticed a snake with Yuki (FeMc) as she stopped by the Gaming Club

He noticed it until the time Yuki and Jack visited his lounge to check the first meeting of his sea anemone victims.

Yuki forced Levi to stay down as the snake tried to attack the Leech twins to protect her.

Azul has read a lot of grimoires ever since childhood and he asked himself, how does a simple, talentless, human got a familiar?

He gave Yuki the option of what she'll give as collateral, one of them is Leviathan.

Yuki refused to give Levi.

Azul decided to threaten her instead seeing how much she treasured the snake.

Yuki agrees and signed the contract, giving Azul temporary ownership to Leviathan.

Knowing Leviathan is a demon of the seas, Azul was ecstatic however frustrated since he doesn't have full control of Levi.

2. Azul Ashengrotto and Mammon

Sin: Greed

Growing up, Azul has a history of taking the magic of others.

During Azul's overblot, Mammon appeared out of Lotan's mouth.

After that day, Both Azul and Mammon has given interest for each other. A give-and-take relationship.

Azul wants Mammon's powers and realized he can attain it without using his signature spell.

Plus, Mammon is a lucky charm of a demon .

Mammon sees Azul as someone he can trick into giving cash. He has authorities and money.

They are both con artists.

EXPLANATION WHY GREED

Azul is crazy rich in money and power.

It's completely understandable Azul right now is a man of greed. Giving fake benevolence and secretly making it as a form of threat. There's always a catch. He was not fair in his deals.

I see him as a hoarder, taking every magic spell people have. I mean, those students in Chapter 3 probably have similar spells making Azul obtain a repetitive spell.

As a child, he probably envy his bullies. Why are his bullies so strong? Why do they have the authority to hurt others? Why do they have fish tails that can make them swim faster while he have tentacles. If he had fish tails like them, they'll probably see him different, he'll probably be able to swim faster to get away.

The reason why Azul became greedy instead of Glutton for power is because Azul never had power to begin with. In my opinion, gluttony is wasting excessive resources may it be power and money that you already have

Azul is never hungry for power. He probably turned obsessed after he won against his bullies as a child and that feeling of satisfaction made him want more. He earned the authority but wasn't born with it, hence it's not being excessive.

[brightbeautifulthings]

A Touch of Darkness by Scarlett St. Clair

"'Life is hard out there, Hades, and sometimes living it is penance enough. Mortals need hope, not threats of punishment.'"

Year Read: 2023

Rating: 3/5

Thoughts: Lore Olympus set me on a Greek mythology kick, with emphasis on Hades/Persephone stories. One of the nice things about being a book hoarder is that I had at least two more to choose from just waiting for this mood to strike (and probably more that I've forgotten, let's be real, since I absolutely did not remember buying that copy of Neon Gods-- where did it even come from?). Again, this is by no means a work of great literature, and it's pretty average as far as Greek myths and romance novels go too, but I'm enjoying anything that actually makes me want to read these days. I like the characters and the world, and I like that it doesn't make a lot of mental or emotional demands on me as a reader.

St. Clair's contemporary adaptation is a little darker and sexier than Lore Olympus's, and I like what they both bring to the table. I especially enjoyed the similarity of Hades to a crossroads demon, bargaining with mortals for their souls in order to make them conquer their weaknesses. Persephone doesn't have a lot of personality by comparison, but she has a decent arc over the course of the novel. There aren't a lot of wrenches to throw in that relationship, but there's plenty of banter and smut, as well as some decent attempts at a healthy relationship and communicating through issues.

By comparison, the side characters are a bit lackluster though, and I never felt that invested in the minor dramas with Lexa or Adonis. There are also some pacing issues, which might just be a side effect of a first novel. There are some odd time jumps and random sex scenes like we had to meet a quota in order to be classified as steamy romance. I would have preferred a little more focus on some of the plot issues, which are glossed over very quickly at times. Regardless, this is fun for what it is, and I'll likely pick up the next books on a case by case basis.

[writingseaslugs]

You play obey me right?? Just wanna ask what u think bout Thirteen cuz Im so gay for her and she slayed!! 🗿💅✨

Bro, I saw her and was like "Goodbye demon brothers, hello reaper waifu!" I was ready to risk it all in the name of Thirteen. Then I realized I still want all of them. I am a hoarder of characters. I have my favorites but I love them all. If I was there I would try to make the world's biggest and most awkward polyamorous relationship.

[hyacinthian-chateau]

hello, may i request a matchup?

i would like to start off with, i would prefer to be matched with a male character but wouldn't mind a female. My name is Corpse and as for my personality: my top three kins are Dazai, Gojo, and Sunny (and am compared frequently to the first two and Shigure Sohma). I am an ENTP and 5w4, as well as an Aquarius sun with leo moon and rising. i like, sometimes, watching people i hate get what they deserve/laugh at their pain. i connect myself deeply to my philosophy and ideals that i have gained from the pain of my past.

i had to raise myself mostly on the internet and my friends joke that Welcome To the Internet is my theme song. My philosophy, in basics, is that i want to learn why people want to live and find out what makes others so happy. thats one of my dislikes, my mentality of not being able to see any good and therefore lacking empathy even when i know it is needed. I also hate any healthy foods, the sun, most people surrounding me and a few other things, especially zhongli (he knows what he did).

my likes/hobbies are writing, playing genshin, watching tv, reading and listening to music, rant about my theories, and just chill looking through the internet.

some extra info is that i am aroace (cupio and lithoromantic, and aegosexual). i think ive mentioned it before but ive been online basically my whole life, so i know a lot of information, most i probably shouldn't know if honest. comedy has also always been a huge role in my life, and its important for me that you know that latern rite is so far my favorite event.

I would also like to apologize for the length of this! i got really into writing it and the match ups said they were open at the time of this post. i hope you find yourself in good health and have a good day or night.

sincerely,

corpse husband knockoff TM.

Xiao, ｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

You and Xiao find fulfillment in each other.

'The Conqueror of Demons' is depicted to be a mysterious sworn protector who swiftly appears alongside a strong gust of wind, instilling fear into whoever is unfortunate enough to become his foe. For over a millennia, the last remaining Yaksha worked tirelessly to subdue the hordes of demonic spirits that disturbed Liyue. But regardless of his harsh and intimidating nature, those lucky enough to encounter the said young man describe him as oddly gentle as he escorts them to safety. Never one to listen to gossip, you refused to believe such a thing--that is until you happened to encounter the said Adeptus one fateful evening.

You had called out the Guardian Yaksha's name in desperation after falling from a high cliff while trying to escape a group of treasure hoarders. In a blink of an eye, you found yourself in a protective hold as Xiao easily maneuvers the two of you into a much safer setting. Like the previous instances, Xiao doesn't say much and instead immediately disappears, leaving you to gape at the puff of smoke--unable to even thank him. As the days pass, you find bothered by your conscience which was rather uncharacteristic. Eventually, you learn from rumours that the teal-haired Adeptus frequented Wangshu Inn and you find yourself visiting the establishment with a small box of freshly picked fruits and a small bouquet consisting of Silk flowers and Glaze Lilies, a thank you gift of some sorts.

Initially, neither of you got off to the best start with the Yaksha trying to drive you away with harsh words and even harsher glares but you were stubborn. Xiao tried his best to intimidate you by either giving you the cold shoulder or unnervingly staring at you--He's rather perplexed when you do the same thing, seemingly unaffected. Suffice to say, even as Xiao ignored your presence, you visited the said young every two weeks, never failing to bring him something. And like every other relationship, it takes an even longer time for you to earn the Anemo user's trust--You've compared the Yaksha to a cute feral cat at some point but you can't say that out loud, can you?

Over the next few years, you find the aloof warrior warming up and in turn, Xiao finds you to be a rather interesting mortal. Other than being quick-witted and a natural conversationalist, you held an unquenchable thirst to learn about the human psyche--He listens patiently when you share the different theories as to what drove humans to attain the ultimate happiness. Furthermore, the Adeptus has deciphered your true nature since, he too, shares the same mindset. In truth--despite the vengeful and cold persona--Xiao knows that you were a capable teacher and placed a great amount of thought into both your words and actions even if they come across as blunt. You’re surprised to find the Anemo-user providing you with a bit of advice as you express your concern regarding your disconnect from other people's emotions--He lets you practice having a friendly conversation with him but what's the point when it's hard to guess his emotions with that handsome stoic face of his.

Frankly, it isn't just the Yaksha who had taken a shine to you as Ver Goldet and Smiley Yanxiao, the innkeeper and chef, have more than a few occasions offered free meals or a vacant room--They are rather surprised when you offer to help them around the establishment which only makes them fond of you--You were a sincere hard worker and Xiao doesn't seem to mind your presence. Speaking of the said individual, the Anemo-user recently found you to have such dry humour. You are surprised to find the Conqueror of Demons turning away to hide his chuckles.

It's on a warm evening that the teal-haired warrior becomes immensely aware of how far along your relationship has progressed. In the long years, he has been alone, he would have never guessed that he would find himself sharing a plate of Rice Buns and Almond Tofu with a mortal such as yourself. The relationship you shared with Xiao can be best described as comradery seeing as you both had experienced isolation at some point in your lives. It might not show but at this time, Xiao is content being able to experience what it feels to have a friend.

…But there are also times when he catches his heart pounding a little faster than usual when you flash him a toothy grin while handing him a plate of Almond Tofu--It may seem that the said desert may not be his only weakness anymore.

Are you not going to see him today? You're embarrassed, you say? Well, I am sure he doesn't mind you visiting.

╰ ☆☆☆☆╮

[blackprideandboondocks]

hi! welcome to my black pride account! i never had anything like this but i want to embrace my melanin.

my name is damien, arson, ransom, or iniko.

i'm a name hoarder.

i'm a system of 20+ and counting.

i'm the host.

i am nonhuman: demon, vampire, puppy, ghost, goat kid.

our body is an adult and bodily black.

we're autistic, chronically mentally ill and have chronic fatigue.

🔪 and i love boondocks.

i'm an age regressor.

i have an age regression shop.

i work in a child development center and am focusing on being a teacher for children with special needs.

i am in a polyamorous relationship.

my special interests:

sharks and ocean life

baphomet and satanism

age regression

kn*ves

cvlts and cvlt leaders

poorstacy + xxxtentacion

horror

learning about osdd and our system

unknown black history

unfairness and standards within the black community

black rights for lgbt+, disabled, alternative, mentally ill, different black people

+more

↓↓ links ↓↓

age regression blog: littlegoatkiddo

shark blog: princeoftheocean

age regression shop

osddid information

••will add more information as time goes on

dni// racists, ableists, homophobics, transphobics, not believing trans men can carry their children, anti-xenogenders and neopronouns, ddlg + variants and their supporters, fake claimers, anti-self dx (not everyone can afford a diagnosis), endo systems, romantising of mental illness, personality disorder demonisers, anti-recovery, call spoonies lazy, will use people's triggers purposely

DEFINITELY DO NOT INTERACT IF: are colourist, you believe black people being lgbt+ is a "white" thing, you don't resoect black people's traumas, don't believe in multiracial love, ignore mental health of black people, refuse to acknowledge the problems within the black community, call black people "white" for talking without using ebonics, alternative, listen to different music besides rap + rnb, like anime, etc, think because of these differences that we are ashamed of being black, you demonise dark skinned men, women, people

[laresearchette]

Saturday, March 25, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: A PICTURE OF HER (W Network) 8:00pm WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT? EVERY BREATH SHE TAKES (TBD - Lifetime Canada)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA ONEFC: ONE FIGHT NIGHT 8: BHULLAR VS MALYKHIN

LGT WORLD WOMEN’S CURLING CHAMPIONSHIP (TSN/TSN3) 5:00am: Qualification (TSN) 11:00am: Semifinal

NCAA WOMEN’S BASKETBALL (TSN4) 11:30am - 6:30pm: March Madness: Sweet Sixteen

NHL HOCKEY (SN) 1:00pm: Lightning vs. Bruins (TSN4) 4:00pm: Jets vs. Kings (SN) 4:00pm:Sharks vs. Flames (CBC/SNOntario/SNWest) 7:00pm: Leafs vs. Hurricanes (City/SNEast) 7:00pm: Blue Jackets vs. Habs (SN1) 7:00pm: Sens vs. Devils (SNPacific) 7:00pm: Canucks vs. Stars (CBC/SN) 10:00pm: Knights vs. Oilers (SNPacific/SN360) 10:00pm: Canucks vs. Kings

NCAA MEN’S BASKETBALL (TSN) 6:00pm: March Madness: Elite Eight

MLB BASEBALL (SN360) 6:00pm: Tigers vs. Jays

W5 (CTV) 7:00pm: Something in the Water; Laugh Attack

HOAX: THE KIDNAPPING OF SHERRI PAPINI (Lifetime Canada) 8:00pm: Young mother Sherri Papini disappears while jogging and reappears three weeks later on Thanksgiving Day. She claims that two Hispanic women kidnapped and abused her. Four years later, new evidence reveals that her abduction was a hoax.

HOARDERS CANADA (Makeful) 8:00pm/9:00pm:  David and Odette: A window at the top of a ladder is the one working entrance to David and Odette's jam-packed 3,000-square-foot home; the team tries to help the pair curb their hoarding habits before Odette throws in the towel on their relationship.

LOVE ON TREND (Super Channel House & Home) 8:00pm: A small-town woman finds unexpected romance after moving to San Francisco to pursue her dream of becoming a fashion designer.

SCREAM: THE TRUE STORY (DTour) 9:00pm: Steve Shippy and Cindy Kaza investigate the demonic forces that allegedly drove Danny Rolling, aka "The Gainesville Ripper" to murder; they attempt to contact his spirit to uncover the truth behind the gruesome crime spree that inspired a film.

HOUSE PARTY (2023) (Crave) 9:00pm: Aspiring club promoters and best buds Damon and Kevin need a huge windfall to make their problems go away. They decide to host the party of the year at an exclusive mansion, which just happens to belong to none other than NBA superstar LeBron James.

CLERKS III (Starz Canada) 9:00pm: After suffering a massive heart attack, Randal enlists friends and fellow clerks Dante, Elias, Jay and Silent Bob to help him make a movie about life at the Quick Stop.

HEATWAVE (Super Channel Fuse) 9:00pm:  A woman's life takes an unexpected turn when she falls for her boss's wife. She must soon defend herself as she becomes entangled in a web of malice.

NBA BASKETBALL (SN Now) 10:00pm: 76ers vs. Suns

MLS SOCCER  (TSN4) 10:30pm: San Jose vs. Toronto FC

[meghansynan]

Pale Green Stars

This post is dedicated to everyone who has ever experienced a situation similar to this. I can relate to the song, Pale Green Stars by Everclear, so much for a multitude of reasons. I had pale green stars in my room plastered all over my walls and ceiling growing up in the 90's and I used to wish on them every night, hoping God would help me. I huddled in bed as my parents would have arguments down stairs. I could hear them yelling at each other and domestically abusing each other through the vent in my floor. This went on for a long time until my dad eventually moved out and I was sent to live with my aunt and uncle because my parents were getting a separation. Although I was very grateful for my aunt and uncle for allowing me to stay with them, my uncle was battling his own demons and utilized alcohol a lot which caused even more trauma for me, especially since I was expected to do everything around the house without any help from my two cousins who are the kids of my aunt and uncle. I was treated like a slave even though my aunt and uncle were being paid $600 a month for me to stay with them and I moved in with them when I was in elementary school and moved out when I was in high school and graduated. They even falsely accused me of stealing and called the police on me, fortunately the police did not believe them or arrest me and I moved in with my fiance and his family who were kind enough to let me stay with them, I moved back to Virginia after that. I would have married my fiance, but I needed to stay in Virginia to take care of my nana because my grandpa just died and she was elderly. My fiance needed to take care of his mother who abused alcohol and accidently drove her car into their local church which they paid for and helped to fix back up. I was abused emotionally and verbally by my aunt, uncle and cousins, their two kids. I went through so much heartache and I still have flashbacks to when there were times when there was no food in the house and I went to bed hungry, there were times when I had no idea where my dad was because he didn't want to come home and have yet another argument with my mom and there were times when my mom would take her anger and frustrations out on me eventually leading to Social Services being called because I almost died falling out of a willow tree because my mom wasn't watching me, the house was always a mess because my mom was a hoarder and my mom would forget to pick me up from school even though it was located right behind our house. Social Services said I would have to be removed because of the unfit living conditions and the danger I was in. I have been able to forgive everyone involved and I have since formed a stable relationship with my husband and our family, I even help take care of my dad who lives with us now, but I will never forget what happened and what they did to me. However, I had to go through so much pain and suffering to get to where I am today. I had abandonment issues and low self-esteem for the longest time because of what happened in my childhood until I met my husband and we worked through it all together. I don't blame anyone, however I will never forget what happened and the way it helped to shape my life. Now I can look up at the actual stars in the night sky and be grateful that God heard my prayers and that I don't need to wish anymore because I'm no longer that scared girl hiding in her room with artificial stars, I'm a strong woman who lives in a clean house with a husband and family of her own. I wrote this post to let everyone know that they are not alone and that there is hope for a better life if you have experienced a similar situation. I'm here for you, Everclear, Martina McBride, John Cena, The Make-A-Wish Foundation and God are too. I would never want my kids to go through what I went through, I use that time in my life as a lesson of what not to do. Thank you for your time. ♥ ☮ 🎸 🙂

[pleniloon]

Hello! Could I request some headcanons about liyue boys with a powerful warrior significant other? uwu please and thank you!

Liyue’s Finest Warrior!

characters: baizhu, chongyun, xiao, xingqiu, zhongli

summary: liyue boys with a powerful warrior s/o

genre: fluff, minor crack at some points

warnings: brief mentions of fighting & injuries; not proofread

note: i saw your ask and immediately started having ideas!! <3 also, i’m super sorry for taking so long to get to this, and i really hope that you enjoy it!

⋆ impressed and a little intimidated at first

⋆ you likely ran into chongyun while hunting down evil spirits for a commission. spoiler alert: you failed the commission due to someone’s overabundance of yang energy.

⋆ after your first meeting, chongyun was quick to fear respect you and your abilities in combat! he greatly admired your strategic thinking and, of course, the way you carried out every plan you had without fail.

⋆ the moment the exorcist fell in love was likely when you saved him from an unusually stealthy mitachurl. or, maybe it was when you assisted him in training with his claymore. no, perhaps it was when you patched him up and helped him get home after he was injured during a commission?

⋆ you know how chongyun is usually very calm and composed due to having to keep his emotions in check? yeah, that goes out the window whenever someone claims your stories of epic battles are fake.

⋆ some random guy at the dock doesn’t believe that you defeated 3 lawachurls? cue chongyun standing on top of a box and passionately reenacting the fight. you had to physically drag him away from the crowd, lest he start a fight with any non-believers. he’s just proud of you, okay?

⋆ overall, 10/10 boyfriend. he’s your biggest fan once he gets over his respectful fear of you.

⋆ the way you first learned of xingqiu was something straight out of a novel, in that, you learned about him because of a novel. one that he wrote based on your most famous adventure, specifically.

⋆ one can imagine your surprise when you heard about a novel featuring liyue’s “strongest warrior” as the protagonist. it was just a coincidence that they looked and acted like you, right? the similar name was also just a coincidence, surely.

⋆ when you finally met the young author, it was not during a book signing or official guild business. you two met outside of qingce village, when you both happened upon the same treasure hoarder camp. needless to say, that initial conversation was an interesting one.

⋆ with a sequel to his first novel high in demand, xingqiu turns to you, his muse, for inspiration. he listens intently to all of your stories, watches the way you fight and effortlessly copies it down on paper, and somehow creates a version of “you” that is beloved all across teyvat.

⋆ he’ll die before admitting to it, but that paragon in his story isn’t an idealized version of you - it’s simply how you look in his eyes.

⋆ oh, poor xiao. he thought you wouldn’t be as reckless and gallant as the other mortals.

⋆ that’s what he thought, until he saw you suplex a goddamn abyss herald. he found it kinda hot ngl

⋆ now, don’t get him wrong, xiao was well aware of your reputation the first time you met in the hills of minlin. albeit mortal, you were liyue’s finest warrior, second only to the adeptus himself. tales of your victories were sung by ms. yun and stories of your travels were shared all across the nation.

⋆ i’ll skip the arduous process of courting the lovely yaksha. once you two are in a relationship, he’s more than happy to accompany you across liyue, slaying demons and monsters side-by-side. a task that he previously viewed as his penitence was now the very thing that gave him motivation to keep fighting.

⋆ is xiao protective of you? yes! you may be capable of slaying a leviathan, but you’re still human. his powerful, yet fragile, human.

⋆ the first time you protected him was probably when xiao realized that he had fallen in love. the way you turned to him with a cheeky grin as you proudly declared “one for me, two hundred for you!” as if the score ever mattered had his heart melting.

⋆ overall 3/10 sparring partner, purely because he’s scared of hurting you. you, who has walked off a tail whip from a mature geovishap like it was nothing. you, who has also gotten a concussion from falling off the bed. he can never be too careful, you know?

⋆ ah, zhongli. the warrior god who used to dominate the battlefield and make even the divine tremble in fear. his praise is the highest honor of all.

⋆ it’s quite ironic for a retired god to fall in love with a warrior in their prime, don’t you think? that is what zhongli thought, until he accompanied you on a particularly dangerous commission.

⋆ witnessing your strength, marveling at your valor - you, a mortal, somehow rendered the former archon speechless. he’s borne witness to thousands of soldiers before you, and yet, he found himself unable to tear his gaze away from your fighting form.

⋆ in other words, zhongli was attracted to the way you carried yourself in battle. extra points if you’re a geo vision user; watching you so masterfully wield his element would leave him weak in the knees.

⋆ 8/10 actually quite a good sparring partner. he won’t use his full strength against you (for obvious reasons), but zhongli won’t go easy on you all the same. he has 6,000 years of experience and plans to impart as much of it as he can.

⋆ the only tales he enjoys listening to more than his own are yours. every time ms. yun preforms a play based on one of your stories, you’ll find zhongli in the front row. every time one of your stories is told at third round knockout, he’ll be there with a cup of tea in-hand and a pleased smile on his face.

⋆ 1000/10, is always there to patch you up and lightly scold you after a tough battle.

⋆ seeing as baizhu is rather fragile, your immense strength and combat prowess is rather useful when dealing with less savory customers or anyone who dares attack your party while traveling. you fight for him, he cares for you. it’s a wonderful balance that you both can appreciate.

⋆ having a relationship with baizhu means having a relationship with qiqi - whether you’re her second parent figure or just a friend, the little girl greatly enjoys your company. the sight of you two stretching or exercising together isn’t foreign to the people of liyue; she’s practically glued to your side when she’s not working or with baizhu.

⋆ one of the few things qiqi remembers is all the times you’ve “randomly” bumped into her while she’s collecting herbs in a dangerous area. you insist that you “might as well” help her, since you were in the area, anyway.

⋆ what she doesn’t need to know is that baizhu sent you to keep an eye on her. you’re the only person he trusts to protect his precious qiqi.

⋆ you and baizhu don’t often train together due to his condition, but he greatly enjoys watching you work on your technique. he’s a bit of an admirer, even if he won’t admit it. the rare times that you do spar usually end in you having to help him get somewhere more comfortable to rest, or playfully arguing over you letting him win.

a/n: i’ve never written or invested time in chongyun & xingqiu, so i apologize if they’re sort’ve ooc or poorer quality than the others!

[voidpumpkin]

AVA’S DEMON UPDATE! AVA’S DEMON UPDATE! AVA’S DEMON UPDATE!

It’s finally here!!!

Oh, neat, whatever they find healthier.

Man that’s a lot of keytars, very pretty keytars

I was right they’re a nerd, a cute little child.

And hoarder.

Oh, they’re a member of the monarchy, so that’s why they have to hide their identity. I just thought they were a shy little kid.

Okay, I can see why Michelle said Tylo was Wrathia’s best friend. And shaming the rich for benefitting from an evil empire, niiiiice.

Y’know I thought they would have had a more positive relationship with their demon but I guess I was wrong.

YES! GIVE EVERYTHING THE RICH HAVE TO THE PEOPLE!!!

SUCK IT RICH KID!

Oh she is definitely Wrathia’s best friend. Also I really wanna see her children.

YES! BACK TO THE PEOPLE!

Oh and they are rich

Really rich!

Really Really Rich!

Gorgeous! Also did they build a city on her corpse!

Michelle don't make me feel said for the rich kid.

I love her. Wait till she finds out what Ava did to Strategos.

They may be rich but they are still baby, don't worry baby, you’ll meet more people like you soon.

Cute. Also you have hundreds more Keytars, just use those.

[outivv]

I was just watching Demon Slayer while eating my lunch, and I got an idea. So what if The Boys' s/o is a demon, but they're like Nezuko; they can shrink and enlarge at will, but they aren't immune to sunlight so they may rely on The Boys to carry them in a makeshift backpack. They can also absolutely kick ass if necessary, and they're insanely stronk. But most of the time, they're smothering The Boys with kisses, headpats, etc. because they really like The Boys and want them to know it.

Synopsis: demon slayer au, where y/n is like nezuko

Warnings: mentions of fighting, and minor cursing.

Game/ anime: genshin impact and a slight bit of demon slayer.

Characters: zhongli, Diluc, childe, kaeya, and dainsleif

Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned

A/n: yes! Demon slayer has been on my mind recently, so yes! I really want to see the movie but haven’t gotten around to it for some reason? I don’t know, but this was honestly really exciting to write because demon slayer is probably one of my favorite animes. So I really hope you enjoy, and have an amazing day/afternoon/night! (Now I’m imagining the boys as demon slayers :’))

— zhongli —

To say the least zhongli is hiding you from xiao. So he took you in, and now he’s stuck with you.

In the first few months of your relationship(?) he found out that you can shrink and enlarge at will. Which to say the least was surprising. Literally gave him a heart attack when you suddenly enlarged to get something on top of the cupboards.

Later that same day he found out you hate sunlight. Like... hate it. He’d do anything in his power to make you comfortable, and when you both need to go somewhere in the day he’d try to shield you from the sunlight as best as possible. Then you suggested that he’d carry you in a little backpack, and it’d be easier because you could shrink... so he did that.

You probably got caught by some treasure hoarders, thinking that the makeshift backpack you were in had something valuable. When you jumped out and throat punched one of them though, they found out just how wrong they were. Zhongli watched in awe at your strength before realizing that it would be smart of him to step in and help.

He finds it oddly adorable how you can go from absolutely destroying a ruin guard in one punch, to smothering him in kisses and love. He doesn’t mind it no, but he finds it kinda hilarious. I mean you went berserk and now you’re nuzzling up to him saying how much you live him. Kinda makes him just... sit there. Like ‘wow... ok... I mean... I want the affection but... wow...’ he’s absolutely smitten honestly.

— childe —

Now in childe’s scenario I’m going to say either you were a failed experiment gone right by dottore. Or he found you in the forests of snezhnaya. (I’m gonna leave it up to you to decide) either way, childe said you could be valuable to the fatui, and now here you are... in a relationship with this bastard amazing guy.

I feel like he’d know about your strength, and growing/shrinking abilities. Mostly because I think because one of the reasons that they kept you was so you’d be of some sort of use to the fatui (at first! Childe grew to care and love you. Lowkey a sucker for these kinda fics so... I’m adding it into my headcanons.) they’d have to see what you could do exactly. For their safety, and the safety of others, they’d need to know.

I think he’d be kinda iffy on the whole ‘carrying you in a backpack’ thing. Mainly because it’s always snowing in snezhnaya so it’s always cloudy. But when you travel he’s going to have to suck it up and carry you.

I think you’d often go with childe on missions, because 1. He’s your boyfriend. And 2. He’s the one that decided you should join the fatui, so in the harbingers eyes he’s the one that has to take responsibility. (I feel that that made y/n sound like a dog I’m so sorry :’)) so he’s seen you in action before, and every time he does it never fails to take his breath away.

And you fighting countless foes on the battlefield, and then showering him in your love makes him feel proud, and kinda cocky. Like you, a future harbinger candidate, just took down a bunch of foes... and now your going to give him all of your affection. He just feels extra special when you do that, not going to lie.

— kaeya —

He probably found you doing some commissions, he was just taking a stroll around mondstadt and stubbled upon one of the people the knights wish they could recruit. Complete coincidence.

When he goes to walk over to you fighting a bunch of hilichurls, and sees that you’re taking them down in one hit, he’s slightly impressed. I mean they’re just hilichurls after all. At first he challenged you, and said you should fight the ruin guard at the thousand winds temple, and when you rose to the challenge and completed it with ease he could see why the knights wanted you so badly.

Of course he’d “stumble” upon you more and more, and then you know... you start dating (I’m not in the mood to write a while backstory for how you got into a relationship but just imagine it as a “he kept challenging you and then fell in love with you” kinda thing? I’m not sure but yeah :D)

Whenever you fight, whether it be sparring with someone, or a commission, and kaeya has the honor of seeing you he’ll announce to everyone that “hey that’s my s/o!” And he expects attention and kisses afterwards from you.

He knows the routine by now, you fight, or do a commission, just something that involves fighting, and then he gets a bunch of attention. Kaeya is no fool. He knows.

When he found out that you hate sunlight, and that’s why you do most of your work at night, he was kinda surprised. He honestly just assumed you were like rosaria, and were busy during the day so you did your... “community work” at night.

When he finds out you can shrink and grow he’s just kinda like “oh... well that’s new. Cool. But new.” And then asks you what else you can do that he didn’t know about.

I don’t think he’d need to take you anywhere in a makeshift backpack. And if he needed to he probably couldn’t due to knight work you know?

— Diluc —

He’s seen you a few times at angels share, only late at night of course but he’s still seen you around. He’s been kinda crushing on you from afar so he didn’t know much about you. Only that you’re a high ranked adventure from somewhere other than mondstadt. Eventually though he did ask you out, and now you’re dating. Congrats!

When he saw you fight for the first time I can guarantee that his first thought was ‘where the hell are they from!? What were they feeding them holy-“ he’s in absolute awe at your strength. Diluc isn’t much of a guy for sparring, but now he’s inclined to try to spar with you. He’d probably break something but it’d be worth it in his mind.

After you fight like three ruin hunters, and you run over to him smothering him in love and affection, he’s taken back. Like he had to make sure you were the same person that absolutely destroyed those ruin hunters. I mean he’s not complaining... he probably found it attractive honestly. (You thought childe would be the one to find you destroying some enemy and then giving him all your attention, attractive??? I mean he does... but no! It was Diluc all along!)

He’ll take note that you don’t like sunlight and then will be very adamant on getting you a backpack that you can fit in. Like it’s one of the first things he does after finding out.

When he finds out you can shrink/ grow though? He’s confused. He’ll act like it was normal but will then suddenly say “what was that.” Very sternly. Like he demands and answer.

— dainsleif —

You’ve been with dainsleif for a while, both as he travel companion, and his s/o. So I think he’s knows for a while that you’re insanely strong, don’t like sunlight, and and grow and shrink.

When he found out you were really strong he was kinda taken aback but went with it and didn’t really ask you about it, more passively asked you how you got so strong.

Whenever you come up to him and kiss him, and just generally shower him with love and attention, he’ll gladly take it. Like full smile on his face, because just like Diluc he thinks that you beating a ruin hunters ass and then giving him all your love is attractive.

When he saw you shrink and grow he did the same as Diluc, except didn’t demand an answer. He was just like, “so... care to explain what that was?” He’ll understand if you don’t want to but that doesn’t make him any less curious.

You both travel a lot, so he’d have to carry you in a makeshift backpack everywhere. He doesn’t mind it, he wishes you could be walking right beside him but he understands that you physically can’t. Cause sunlight will turn you to dust, and he loves you too much to be selfish and let that happen.

[dreamrecorder]

Family in the Inn

Wherein Verr adopts Xiao and how he got you as a sibling.

The idea was from here ksks---- also this is quite long | Part hc part trad, Im not even sure anymore hahaha it’s just- siblings are a wholesome concept and there are so much things to add i dont know what to do haha Enjoy~

After a night full of battles against the demons lurking Liyue, Xiao struggled to keep the corruption in him at bay. He was losing his mind in pain as the screams continue to persist both in volume and their harsh words. He needed to get away from here. From the bodies that was slain by his very hands. He wanted to go away to somewhere safe.

It was an unconscious thought- out of nowhere, Xiao just teleported himself into whatever place he thought was safe and crash landed into familiar wooden floorboards.

The crash was loud- enough for visitors of the inn to rouse awake. Luckily, Verr and Huai'an were quick to reassure them that they are safe.

Verr Goldet was first to arrive in their balcony and what she saw tore her heart.

As if a mother to a child, she quickly rushed to the adeptus whose body writhed to himself while shaking violently. Verr didn't care about the malicious energy emanating from Xiao- she just went to his side and cradled what she can of him.

Normally, Xiao would instantly get away from any form of touch, but he was too weak and too tired- so he let her be.

Verr began singing lullabies as she wiped his tears away, hoping to ease his pain even just for tonight.

The lullabies- they were soothing. Moments passed, his shaking lessened along with the dark mist covering his body. Xiao merely focused on Verr's lullabies- clinging to the innocent words the lullabies carry as if hoping that they would take all his pain away.

And they really did- the way the she cradled him was very reminiscent of how a mother cradled a child. She didn't care if her clothes were now damp from his tears. She kept singing until finally, Xiao finally slept with a genuine peace gracing his face.

And that is how Xiao finds himself seeing Verr as a mother and how Verr finds Xiao as a son. Always know that this inn will be your home with someone who cares for you.

~~~

The following day came and Xiao finds himself in his room, waking up to the sunlight filtering from the window. By the bedside, the innkeeper sleeps with arms crossed. As if waiting for him to wake up. Even if he sees Verr now in a new light, Xiao still decides that he does not want to be seen for now. But before leaving, he mutters a sincere thank you.

When they cross paths in the inn, there was no closure whatsoever about what happened to him that night. But before he leaves to protect Liyue again, Verr called him. "Xiao,"

The adeptus stopped in his tracks and faced her.

"Stay safe. If you get hurt don't hesitate to come home alright?"

Ah. The words of a mother to a child. But Xiao is no child and not certainly a child to a mortal- but still, Xiao finds him saying, "I'll be back."

This simple pattern went on for years. While they never called each other 'mother' or 'son' verbally, the relationship is there. Whenever Xiao leaves, Verr always reminds him to take care. And when he comes back, she never fails to greet him, "Welcome home!"

Xiao felt loved.

As small thanks, there are times Xiao would help in the inn aside from protecting his home from monsters and hoarders.

Like- helping Huai'an with heavy crates of materials and teaching Yanxiao Sweet Dreams (the inn got a boost from his recipe). He'll help as long as it doesn't involve interacting with other mortals aside from the inn staff.

Then the time came when Verr announced she was pregnant.

Xiao's initial reaction... was to leave. He didn't want the baby near him- no, scratch that. He didn't want to be near the baby or else it would catch his karmic energy if ever he loses control. The baby deserved a life free from any danger- free from him.

And Verr was having none of that!!!

She noticed the lessening appearances of the Yaksha within the inn ever since her announcement, so he waited for her son at the balcony.

"The evening cold will not do you well and the baby." He said as he materialized a few feet away from her.

Verr noticed his walls up again and her mother instincts told her that something's up. So with careful prying, she finally learned his reasons of him staying away. But with a gentle smile, she reassured him that he can never do wrong or harm to the baby

Carefully, she let out a small joke, "Who knows, I bet the baby will be even safer having a brother like you."

Oh how she doesn't know how her joke struck a chord in Xiao's heart. The adeptus vowed to protect you at all cost.

Throughout his mother's pregnancy, Xiao became very protective of her. And that also means being careful of himself whenever he fights in order to avoid his karma leaking out. There was this one time even, Verr convinced Xiao for him to hold her swollen belly and feel the baby. The moment he felt that small kick! His heart burst feelings he didn't think he would ever feel! Pure joy and love for another.

The day came when you finally entered the world with strong fits of cries- as if demanding to be brought back to the darkness you were familiar with in your mother's womb!!!

Despite accepting the fact he now has a little sibling, he doesn't show up to greet you to the world. Perhaps he was still in denial? That all of this was just some dream that he's desperate mind conjured up? But still his heart beckoned him to go to you.

With swift and silent movements, Xiao entered the sleeping couple's bedroom and there he saw that small bundle of you. The way his heart welled up in pure happiness. The mere sight of you just confirms that all this is real and not a dream.

Awkward, but careful and determined, Xiao lifted your small form to his arms and against his chest.

The way you instantly cuddled into him with hand accidentally tugging his hair just sent Xiao into a pure moment of peace.

~~~

During your infant years, Xiao would always spend his time with you during the night by sneaking into the couple’s bedroom and just simply holding you close. Verr, having noticed his nightly visits to you, have even prepared your bottles of milk in case you were hungry during his visits.

The first time you cried while he was holding you, surprisingly, Xiao did not panic. He knew you were hungry and he silently thanked himself for observing mortal mothers back then. He simply took the bottle Verr had prepared and gave it to you as he began singing the very same lullaby his mother had sang to him. That’s how soft Xiao is for you.

Although there are other times when the inn was very bustling with business to the point of having Verr and her husband’s hands tied. These are the times Xiao will then just grab you from your mother’s hold with no word and take you to the balcony. With a prepared bottle in hand at that. Verr would always smile at Xiao’s retreating back.

Innocence, it’s such a pure thing honestly. While playing with you, you somehow grabbed his mask. Xiao was about to take it, in fear you would cry at its hideous look. But you never cried or whimpered. You simply toyed with it by putting it on your face or by playing its horns. Perhaps even hideous things can still have a chance at love?

Your first word came while Xiao was holding you with Verr close by preparing your baby meal and it was gēgē. You kept babbling that word over and over while tugging at his hair so happily and Xiao can only hold you closer as his body shook in silent, happy tears. Verr taught you that word *wink*.

Come toddler years and boy did Xiao’s worry for you intensifies. You were an explorer! The moment you learned how to crawl, you were going to places here and there! You almost gave your brother a heart attack </3!! Especially that time when you were crawling up the stairs on you own!!! Your exploring habits only intensified when you learned how to walk~ To tone down your exploring tendencies- Xiao would take you for small walks where your tiny, little legs can take you. It was a cute sight, the two of you walking hand in hand. You were so small~

Childhood arrived and you became a big bundle of energy. Since you’re not old enough to help with the inn, you often bothered your brother to play with you or walk with you outside. Of course Xiao will always agree with a smile.

Glaze lillies only bloom during the night yes? But oh how Xiao was proven wrong when you approached a wild lily and it instantly bloomed under the sun in your presence. The joy that shone your eyes was so prominent, it was infectious. Because of that glaze lily, that is how the two of you got into your favorite past time, story telling with your brother. 

Also, imagine that sweet moment when you showed him your missing tooth and you both laughed off how you look ridiculous without it. 

His stories were mostly vague, but they never fail to amaze you. Stories about flying cranes, about majestic stags, how Liyue was created by the Geo Archon. But never about the Yaksha, that was a truth for another time.

The time finally came when you were about to visit Liyue for the first time. It was for a physical check-up with Dr. Baizhu, Verr said. Normally, you and your mother should have left the inn a day ago because of the distance but Xiao insisted that he teleport the three of you to Liyue. That was the first time you disagreed with your brother. “But I want to see the roads and places going there!” Ah, an adventurer at heart.

Xiao crouched down to your level and ruffled your hair saying, “Sure, we can take the carriages on the way home. That way you can see the beauty of Liyue.”

But there was another thing that grabbed your interest. “But, gege, teleport? Are you like the adepti you tell me in your stories? Like they use their magic to go around places to keep us safe?” Then a fantastical idea popped in your head as you eyes shone bright! “Gege, are you an adeptus?!”

Xiao inwardly panicked and he had no words for your excited question. He didn’t expect to have you discover the truth so soon. But lying can bring him nowhere. He took a small glance at his mother, who was smiling at him encouragingly. 

“Yes. I am one, but I will tell you more when you become older okay?” The first statement made you explode excitedly then the second statement made you pout. All in a milisecond. But at the back of your head, you listed this moment to your ‘adult stuff I want to know in the future.’

“Someday, I wanna be a cool adeptus like you!” You exclaimed proudly and Xiao smiled at your aspirations, but prayed with desperation to the Archons to never make that happen ever.

But this does not stop him from showing you his anemo vision. And now, your playtime involved use of his anemo <3

Your energy was basically uncontained when you step foot in the harbor and Xiao’s eyes were only at you. Despite having familial relationships, he still detests humans to a degree, so he glares at anyone suspicious walking on your merry way.

When you arrived Yujeng Terrace after the check-up, everyone was so surprised at how glaze lillies simply bloom at your presence, especially Madame Ping. But she was even more surprised when she saw you running to someone she hasn’t seen for so long. Seeing Xiao lift you up with a smile made Madame Ping’s worries for him ease down. Coming into eye contact, Xiao simply offered her a small bow. You noticed and saw the old lady he was bowing to. You were a respectful child, so even if you had no idea who the lady was, you also gave a small, shy bow to her way.

Since this was a one-day visit, you took your sweet time exploring the harbor with your mother and brother tailing you. You often would point things out that grabbed your interest. Sometimes, you would stop at the sight of a stray cat just for you to crouch down and pet it. You even found a black cat with gold eyes and a white diamond spot on its forehead. You excitedly lifted it to your arms and showed your brother, “It looks just like you, gege!”

On the first half of the travel back home, you marveled at the nature surrounding you. You never left the window side of the carriage you road. And then the latter half came, you were snuffed out like a candle with cat cozy in your arms and you cozy in Xiao’s arms, who was also asleep. Verr had etched this moment into her memory forever. 

A/N: Might add another part? I dont know i am indecisive hahahaha If i do add some, prolly more about how you met Venti and Zhongli and your visit to your mother’s home land, Mondtsadt-- 

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A New Home - Part I - "The Daydream"

And so begins my Kana/Solomon and their new home series! I hope you'll enjoy them as they come out!

Kana felt cramped. She lifted her gaze from her book and shuffled once or twice, trying to get comfortable, but then gave up. She noticed that the couch was overflowing with blankets and clothing and books. She frowned as she looked around the apartment she shared with Solomon in the human realm. It was originally her apartment, and she thought it was so perfect and cozy when she first moved in, but ever since she met and began a relationship with Solomon he had been staying with her whenever they were in the Human Realm, and it showed.

She wasn't sure how it happened, but somehow, most of Solomon's belongings ended up in her place. There were potions and ingredients, books galore, treasures and trinkets and statues. She thought Solomon had a more minimalistic nature, but it turned out he was a bit of a hoarder, and just didn't show it.

"Maybe it's time to upgrade" she thought, and began daydreaming of a comfy little house, surrounded by flowers and a white fence.

"What are you daydreaming about, my love?"

She hadn't noticed Solomon walk in the room, and he caught her lost in thought, with a little smile on her face.

She blushed a little. "Oh, nothing."

Solomon came over and moved a few things to sit down next to her.

"You know, I've been thinking," he began. "It might be time for us to find a bigger place to live."

Kana's mouth hung open slightly. Solomon had an uncanny way of guessing what she was thinking or dreaming about, and would always bring it up in a way that seemed like he was thinking it. Were they just that in sync with each other? Was her sorcerer lover able to read her mind?

"You're not saying anything," Solomon said to her.

"No! I mean, I think so too, it's just ..."

Solomon chuckled. "Is that what you were daydreaming about?"

Kana blushed.

Solomon held her close. "I just noticed that with all my stuff and yours, it's a little cramped here. We should upgrade."

"I think it's a lovely idea."

Solomon smiled. "And with both of us having pacts it should be easy."

Kana frowned. "What do you mean?"

"Well, last time I built a palace my muscles ached for days having so many demons under my command at once. But you don't experience that. So this time ..."

"Solomon, no!" Kana exclaimed. "We're not having demons build us a palace!"

"Why not?"

"Because A. I don't need a palace. B. It seems cruel, and can you imagine Lucifer and the brothers doing something like that? I couldn't do that to them. And C. I just want a normal little house, not an elaborate palace."

Solomon frowned for a moment, but then he smiled. "So, you want to do this the human way?"

"Yes. We are human after all. Even if one of us is over 1000 years old," she teased.

Solomon put his arm around her and pulled her close to kiss her forehead. "Alright my love, we'll do this your way."

Kana brightened. "I'll start looking first thing tomorrow!"

Solomon chuckled. "I can't wait."