#Despicable Me series

[pixie-mask]

Several people need to be kicked

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME STEVE COOGAN VOICE ACTED FUCKING SILAS FROM DESPICABLE ME 2 & 3 OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT TOTALLY RANDOMLY WHILE MY MUM IS LAUGHING AT MINIONS?!?!?!?

[nerdasaurus1200]

Cassandra: Who are you writing to, Diney?

Diana: Just my friend Avery.

Cassandra: Oh, Avery- wait..is that a girl’s name or a boy’s name?

Diana: Does it matter?

Cassandra: Nah, it doesn’t matter unless it’s a boy!

Carina: I know what makes Daddy a boy!

Varian: Erm….you do..?

Carina: Your goatee!

Cassandra: Ye-yes, that’s exactly it, moonbeam.

Carina: It’s really fuzzy. Sometimes when Daddy hugs me I imagine it’s a big skinny kirlock.

Varian: Goodnight, Carrie. Never get older.

[alecsv]

The Night Has A Thousand Eyes

by Francis William Bourdillon

The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one; Yet the light of the bright world dies With the dying of the sun. The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one; Yet the light of a whole life dies When love is done.

[erenfox]

alr im jobless so imma just list all the fandoms im a part of in no particular order (may edit later):

1. Marvel Cinematic Universe (especially sylki hehe)

2. A Series of Unfortunate Events (i worship this series like a cult.)

3. Naruto (am still watching shippuden, but HOLY COW it's my favourite anime. no doubt.)

4. Riordanverse (have read and worshipped all except ToA as im yet to read those)

5. Amulet Comics (there's a special bond between a girl and a book series she read when she was 10)

6. Harry Potter (legendary series fr)

7. Twilight (im not really IN the fandom, but i like the series very much - and by that i mean i like everything apart from the main edward-bella-jacob love-triangle bs lmao)

8. Despicable Me (proud of it.)

9. Spy x Family (it's downright adorable AHSJFJAJF)

10. The Mystery Series by Paul Moxham (THIS IS UNDERRATED IT'S THE SECOND BOOK SERIES WHICH MADE MY 10 Y/O ASS FALL IN LOVE WITH READING)

11. Madagascar Franchise (the penguins are the most advanced species ever. change my mind.)

12. Ice Age Franchise (my childhood fr 🥺)

[caleb13frede]

This is it, people. We're in the endgame now. From this point onward, everything will come together in a nice, complete package.

Aka: Chapter 75 is out now!!

~After one of the most treacherous trips through a portal yet, the entire gang finds themselves in a place Gladius only saw on paper. A world no one was meant to see that is slowly dying…~

[sealeeboi]

Despicable G

[cinnamontoads]

oh god i miss movies so bad. my 369 film long watchlist baby i’m coming back for you soon just hold on a little longer… it’s ok…

[the-cheezit-files]

Doctor Who (2005) / Despicable Me (2010)

[mabeljonesrock]

Character inspiration memes!

[w4lten-ang3l]

I love the fact that I could be getting famous off my art while people are out there simping for people like this

Including me

Only Cesar though

Only Cesar.

[c0smiccom3t]

Deleted episode 10 scene transcript found.

Furyne: Alright... Um.. Kaos, Steve, whatever your name AND last name are.. Would you like to-... *meows high-pitchly on their paws, blushing* to be my boyfriend..?

Glumshanks, using a kaos handpuppet so Furyne can practice asking Kaos out: Uhhh, no.

Furyne: ... Glums, thats not helping.

Glumshanks: Alright, let's try this again. At least you could try to give your confession a little bit of more pizzaz without being at the loss of words, Furyne.

Furyne: i'm trying!! It's just... I can't handle seeing his cute evil face.. It would destroy my brain and leave me into a spiral of unconsciousness and hearts!

Glumshanks: You mean lovestruck?

Furyne: Yes i mean lovestruck! ...Okay... Lets try again.. *Furyne then breathes deeply, calming themself down*

Furyne: Lord Kaos, I have known you ever since high evil school, and ever since i started doing evil schemes with you in every school day before we got suspended i felt something inside, like butterflies or more likely birds inside my stomach. And ever since i started working for you when i first arrived to the guest castle and became your bodyguard, that feeling grew... Sure, we became EBFFs, but i think it's time we take it to the next level. So... Kaos, Steve, Whatever your name and last name are... Will you b... be... B-be... be-... RAAUGH!! I CAN'T DO THIS!!

Glumshanks: What? You were almost there!!

Furyne: UGH! I just can't do it, i'm nothing but a nervous WRECK! He's never gonna love me...

Glumshanks: This is getting us nowhere... *sighs* Furyne, look, you're not a nervous wreck at all, you're just afraid to let out your feelings for him. But i can assure you everything will be alright.

Furyne: I... guess, but im scared that he might think i'm weird.

Glumshanks: You're not weird at all, like i said, you're just afraid to tell him how you feel.

Furyne: Y-yeah.. Honestly, i'm fine if he doesn't accept me, I can accept him being with her royal lowness and all. But i just don't want him to see me as weird.

Glumshanks: He won't, trust me. Anyway, let's just continue with this tomorrow, you know he gets cranky when he doesnt get his bedtime story.

Furyne: Alright... At least i got all the time in the Skylands to ask him out.

Glumshanks: Oh yeah, and speaking of that....

*Glumshanks then gives Furyne a pen and a piece of blank paper.*

Glumshanks: Here. Just something you might need in case you need more time to practice your confession.

Furyne: I... Don't know how to use a pen?

*awkward silence kicks in and so Glumshanks replaces the pen with a pencil on furyne's paw*

Glumshanks: Better?

Furyne: Better.

Glumshanks: Good to hear. Oh, and Fury?

Furyne: Meow?

Glumshanks: Rest well and give it all you got tomorrow, okay?

*Glumshanks then leaves the room by closing the door. Leaving Furyne with the pencil on their hand and a piece of paper on their bed. Furyne looks at the paper and starts writing on it*

[shinnie-kinnie-numbah1]

Inspired by various fanarts of Loki with the minions :]

[yosefcandraw]

The Hetalia Region’s newest crack ship Grumano that spawned from a misspelling that I turned Nyo (gender-bent), here’s Nyo Grumano

Don’t ask why this ship because idk I thought it was funny

@toiletjapan

@moonwigeon

@spaceypineapple

[tiistirtipii]

Have you ever spent too long on a joke?

[caleb13frede]

I am not asking, I am demanding.

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