#DigitalGuillotine

[the-most-humble-blog]

⚔️ The Mind Behind the Flame

Keep calling me names. I’ll keep making your role models wet. 📸🦁

Welcome to the mental perimeter breach zone of the-most-humble-blog.

If you’re here, you’ve either:

Survived one of my posts,

Reblogged it in rage hoping someone else would call me a monster,

Or you’re one of those rare few with enough cognitive muscle to recognize a pattern of truth when it slaps your ideology across the face.

Either way: You're here. You're reading. And that means the trap worked. 🧠🐺

🧠 Who Runs This Blog?

Call me Mr. Humble. Not because I’m meek — but because I let my words slaughter politely.

I’m a former military leader, multi-degree academic, global observer, and cultural analyst with no allegiance to fragile narratives.

I’ve led men. I’ve mentored women. I’ve been across borders, across belief systems, and across the battlefield of modern manhood.

I’ve seen the psychological fallout of cultural regression. I’ve seen how truth, logic, and masculinity are now treated like viruses. I’ve seen brilliant men go silent out of fear. I’ve seen mediocre minds weaponize pity for power.

And I said: No more.

This blog is what happens when a highly aware mind gets tired of pretending it's confused.

💥 What This Blog Is

A digital guillotine for mainstream delusion.

A satirical steel boot stomping down on ideological cowardice.

A home for those who outgrew emotional clickbait and can handle words that hit like a brick of truth to the face.

❌ What This Blog Is NOT

A hug box

A gender circle-jerk

A virtue-signaling farm

A safe space for bad ideas

An apology tour

Or a place to earn internet forgiveness for having a spine

If you’re looking for an “ally,” go outside and ally yourself with a blade of grass. This blog is for mental adults only.

🧠 My IQ Isn’t the Point — It’s What I Do With It

Plenty of people are “smart.” Few know how to use that intelligence like a scalpel and a molotov at the same time.

I don’t flex academic degrees. I flex consequence-based thinking.

I don’t cite studies unless they cut cleanly through your fantasy. I don’t “debate.” I perform intellectual amputations and meme the remains.

👁️ Why I Write Like This

Because truth doesn’t beg. It burns. It ruins dinner parties. It kills weak conversations. It shakes entire identity scaffolds.

Because feminism stopped being about equality years ago. Because men are bleeding in silence while the world tells them to “man up” and “shut up.”

Because emotional blackmail dressed as activism needs to be mocked into extinction. Because if I don’t say it, 10,000 men will keep swallowing their rage while pretending they’re fine.

This blog is their voice — said with the volume, venom, and verbal finesse they were taught to suppress.

🛑 Rules of Engagement

You are welcome here if you:

Think critically

Laugh at chaos

Can handle full sentences

Don’t confuse discomfort with harm

You are NOT welcome if you:

Use “-phobic” every time you feel wrong

Think tone is violence

Confuse identity with immunity

Start sentences with “as a…” and expect reverence

Believe truth is whatever makes you cry the least

⚖️ LEGAL: I’m Protected. You’re Just Loud.

All content is protected under U.S. free speech law, academic commentary, and satirical cultural criticism doctrine. You don’t have to like it — but you can’t do a damn thing about it. Want me banned? Try harder. Want me silenced? Bring facts, not feelings. Until then? You are just another screenshot waiting to happen.

🧠 If You’re Still Reading… Congrats.

You have enough awareness to realize:

Not everything that offends you is dangerous. Not everything that comforts you is true.

That makes you rare. And if you’re smart enough to get this far, dangerous.

Welcome to the tribe. 🦁

💣 TL;DR (For the ADHD-crippled)

Smart. Brutal. Free. Don’t like it? There’s the block button. The algorithm still remembers me.

🔗 You just read the mind. Now pick your side.

Share it. Bookmark it. Or block it.

🧠 Truth doesn’t beg. It burns.

[just-a-dinosaur-i-guess]

toxic yuri. you know the ones

“what are you doing?”

YEAHH "what are you doing" + algernon/morella/helen

"What are you doing?" Helen's voice is soft, but far from gentle. She grasps Morella by the arm, glaring at her. Morella lets her, leaning into the touch, "Algy's working on another painting," Her tone is low with demand, "But I still want blood to spill." Helen narrows her eyes, shoving Morella back against the wall; in a split second, there's a gun at her chin. "You may not spill mine." Morella looks from the gun to Helen, then slumps so as to bring the gun against her skin more, smirking. Helen just rolls her eyes. She won't pull the trigger, not today, and they both know it.

[bungoustraypups]

i think you converted me to fukumori being married and also just being Like That.

also would you hear me out on agender mori. you’re so right he is not cis there’s no way. no way at all

yes good the plan is working (/j i don't have any plans to "convert" anyone but its not unwelcome when it happens)

they really are Like That, tbh. ppl sleep on their potential dynamic outside of "they're exes" when in my most prominent canon-divergent verse (bungou stray pups), they don't even date until the guild war lmfao

i would absolutely hear you out! personally i hc him as a binary, albeit gnc, trans man, but all mori genders are good and valid to me :)

[justadino-ig]

akaky. do you enjoy being alone?

A pause. He doesn't. He hates being alone. He never wants to be alone again. He loves that he has an entire friendgroup now; and at least one that he knows will stick with him no matter what. Everyone else... They look at him like he's a fuse about to blow at any point. A predator about to pounce given the slightest chance. He does not enjoy being alone. But it feels like most of the time, others do not enjoy being around him. "I, um, I don't!! I get to listen to birdsongs if they're around and sometimes animals come by if I'm alone and that's great!" It is a resounding eight out of ten.

[technological-existentialism]

god i love your blog so much. like you GET it.

This is so sweet thank you!!💕❤️

[dinoswordsb]

okay i’m in here now are there any big lore posts for antrums any one of you guys have made?

Sorry this took a minute to respond to! There currently is no lore masterpost or anything, no, and I asked the other half of antrums how I should go about answering this bc of that lol

Buttt we are starting to try and put together a sideblog ( @theantrums ) to have somewhere cohesive for all that stuff. It's currently empty but once we get an introductory post going if you're interested we'd be happy to tag you if you'd like! Or you can send questions in if you have any as I know for me personally that makes talking/info dumping about stuff like that easier lol

[frankenvampzap]

THE CHUUYA DOIDLE HEHIND YOUR PFPP

he's taking a call. very important one

[quiggel]

LMAO that art was from the anime i watch yeah

i suggest you watch it becuase it can be good but a couple things to note is:

it doesn’t always take itself to seriously, like it can get repetitive and there can be silly plot holes

the fandom is sometimes very horrible and annoying but if you can find your community of people you like and just stay on there it’s fine

umm. yeah other than that i’d say go for it

I’m planning on starting to watch anime soon, so I suppose I’ll add BSD to the list, it seems pretty good. :3

[minusboy]

DEAREST MOOT HOW DO I JOIN THE DARK SIDE AND EVIL BOOP

ON DESKTOP LET IT SPIN 3 TIMES

[littencloud9]

"No, no. I need to see this through the end. What's the next step?" "Mix it. I don't know if it'll work. You put salt instead of sugar just now, by the way." "...I did not." Kunikida nods solemnly. He points to the open container on the counter. "You did." - on sleepovers, dancing, and feeling like home in each other’s arms. among other things.

🍰 general audience, 2.5k, kunichuu. also a gift for @digitalguillotine <33

🍰 written for day 1 of bsd fluff week: sleepovers // bubble bath // i love being stupid with you

[starrynightarchive]

chapter 7....... is out........ it almost killed me but it's out......... featuring: kunikida!

dedicated to my beloved @digitalguillotine . ily <3

[nuclearfaggot]

Deep breaths, deep breaths. Her whole mind is spinning, but she wills herself not to vomit. She can’t. At least not yet. Not now, there’s still more left to do. There always is. When won’t there be? Never, probably. At least not for a long time. But that's not important now and this is the worst part, the part she’s been dreading. She has to restitch the vessel.

Or, post-canon where Teruko has been revived and is the acting captain of the Hunting Dogs. She gets shot in the thigh, and has to deal with the wound herself.

2,158 words. Rated teen and up for graphic descriptions of gore.

[just-a-dinosaur-i-guess]

“it’s been a long day” + steinbramcraft

their dynamic enraptures me. john is the Least normal one

"It's been a long day," John stretched out, leaning against the couch as he eyed the other two, "Wanna-" "We're going to sleep now." Lovecraft cut him off gently, picking him up. Bram was already slung over his other shoulder, fangs bared as he drank from a tentacle of Lovecraft's. John's thoughts flickered between slight jealousy despite how pale he currently was, and curiosity on what Lovecraft's blood tasted like. Lovecraft placed a kiss that tasted like the sea to John's lips, then walked over to the bedroom. Ever graceful, he faceplanted on the soft mattress, letting John and Bram get into comfortable positions as they'd like before all their eyes drifted peacefully closed.

[disabledstraydogs]

Chuuya has depersonalization

"chuuya has depersonalization problems if i get started on this i’m never gna shut up so .no explanation." (Submitted by @digitalguillotine)

[justadino-ig]

🐻🐕📦🍄🟫🐡 📔 👞 🥠

answer them all

OH THATS A LOT. keep in mind i am so indecisive and have many favorites so

🐻 fav vs. least fav trope?

one bed vs miscommunication...... hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby tbh

🐕 a sentence you read/wrote that stuck with you?

!!

one i wrote:

He hates him like the moon hates the sun, always running after but never being able to catch up.

(from my tachihara fic)

three i didn't:

from brand new city by @minusboy:

”I wanted you,” Arthur says with a shaky exhale, lips pressed against warm skin, his hand firmly pressed over his heart, the gentle thump thump thump soothing the gaping wound across his chest. Alive. He’s alive. ”Just you.”

from alive and free (look at me!) by @zukkaoru:

Here, where Nikolai is hopelessly in love with two people who left him behind. Here, where Nikolai is both grieving and celebrating. Here, where Nikolai bleeds and laughs and cries and dies and lives again. Here, at the start of a moment. Here, at the top of the world.

from i won't let go of your hand by @starrynightarchive

always a bleeding heart, your fukuchi.

📦 choose one genre of fanfiction, the rest have to go!

hm. this. i read too many i cannot choose </3

🍄‍🟫 do you prefer canon or au?

like i said, i have too many aus to say canon. but i do like canon too, i just.. enjoy building aus a Lot

🐡 who / what inspired you to read / write / create?

ooh, this one is fun!! um, my inspiration a lot of the time comes from.. everything. other authors/writing, artists/art, music, irl situations, stuff i read.. there's never just one source of inspo i've ever drawn from.

📔 how do you deal with art block / writers block?

i try to switch from art to writing or the other way around.. or just try to wait it out, writing tidbits and doodling random stuff. sometimes i'll just try to read instead.

👞 do you prefer collabs or working independently?

working independently, generally, but i do heavily enjoy collaborating with the right people; this is part of why i love rping so much, actually :)

🥠 one thing you’d like to improve on in your writing / art?

hmm, i'll try to keep this to one thing.. for writing: describing clothing. for art: my style in general

[itsyaboyredacted]

tagged by: @ravenekrops

last song i listened to: Bones by Sail North

favorite color: purple or yellow

currently watching: Dungeon Meshi, The Case Study of Vanitas

sweet/savory/spicy: savory, sweet, spicy

relationship status: :[

last thing you googled: “how to fight Orin bg3” (pain and agony)

current obsession: Bungou Stray Dogs and Baldurs Gate 3

tagging: @digitalguillotine @mubeardoodles @lieximhuman @ratthebeloved2 @kazuiichiii @naturelights-posts

Don't feel pressured to do this ☆