#Easiest solution

[paiigemahoney]

9-1-1

4x12 | Treasure Hunt

[whipbogard]

Bruce, lost in his head: Why is it so empty?

Bat-mite: Well, this is where normal people keep happy memories, Bruce. Y’know, loving and laughing and learning a little something along the way? The stuff that makes us human so uh, you do the math

Bruce: You lie

Bat-mite: It’s easy math, Bruce! It’s a lot of zeros!

Bruce: That’s not true… Alfred, Robin, Jim Gordon, Harvey Dent… these are not zeros!

FELLAS at this point I just

[grungekitty-77]

Anybody else ever get the desire to dissappear into a hole and never interact with anyone ever again so you can never commit another social blunder for the rest of you nature life?

or am I just crazy?

[moonilit]

Im reading more about Jason and just wanted to read from his origins and all that, which yes i know this is pre crisis and it all going to be retconned in a minute but its way too funny to me what I found

both these two different issues where published December 1983

New Teen Titans #37

And Batman #366

And apparently Bruce DID respect Dicks wishes and did not allow Jason to just take Robin

Then next issue Batman #367 January 1, 1984

Idk why jason just continued to dye his hair black ig its too late to go back now, so basically Bruce give him a chance but not as Robin, as a new partner with a new custom and name.

and he wanted to be called ISHMAEL 😭 idk if he referring to the character from the Moby-Dick novel but in any case. Non of the names stick, like they go do their thing and close up a case and everything and Bruce STILL can’t digest any of them. Which gonna be real, Jason was quite chill about this because he just start brainstorming new ones like ‘what? Ishmael didn’t cut it? A mouthful when in danger ok’ like :( I really liked Ishmael tho, bruce you brood.

problem solved when DC hold a gun to dicks head and tell him to just let Jay have the name:

So I just wanna say, that if you ever wrote or thought that Jason todd look back at his younger more naïve self and get embarrassed that he wore the leotards. Just know that its actually worse, because Jason Todd stood there saying “WWWOW” With sparkling eyes and WILLINGLY, with all his mental capacities chose the leotards over his own personalized custom. Like where is the sibling bullying for that fanfiction???

Dick: feast your eyes on my Spiffy custom Jason:

THEN DICK JUST FUCK OFF 😭😭😭 its so unserious 😭😭😭

[congregation-of-the-spiral]

concept: after figuring out his new feline companion is john, arthur lets john ratatouille him

[psicheanima]

A re-portrait of someone who used to help me a lot when I was a young teen. I miss her!

[gifti3]

the goverment is definitely figuring out this alien situation asap right?? cause whats happening currently is not feasible in the long run is it not??

im sure they are trying to maybe figure it out...probably, but part of me feels like it is not being treated with the seriousness it should be by them, which ig is in character LOL

pretty much relying on one guy (who doesnt even wanna be doing this) is actually scary

and the mc still has to like 'encourage' him to do it, tho its much easier in the 'ray ending' for sure. that man just wants to live a regular life with mc (unfortunately for him that means continuing to be binary star and dealing with aliens)

and if i was a citizen and knew this id be panicking

like yea u have these other heroes helping and stuff which im sure looks comforting from an outside point of view! but like the actuality is that its ray keeping things afloat

AND ON THE TOPIC OF THE MC, i was definitely in my head like....wouldnt rays superiors (managers??) get like curious about them? like no way theyre not being nosy about it after a certain amount of time passes. it really feels like something that could be leveraged against him,,, (if there is fic about this pls send it to me lol)

honestly i feel like mc and rays relationship would have moments of high stress. like there will be good times but also the bad times will also be there and its sometimes gonna be because of outside factors they cant control

[miraclemaya]

leetcode makes me so angry sometimes it makes me so mad. or maybe it is just c++ and i dont understand it at all how is this throwing errors it's literally written the exact same way as this working solution, did i accidentally use some sort of hidden keyword i do not know about, yes probably.

[merakiui]

If the twins ever caught wind of how azul see octavinelle yuu as a rival for your love. I’m willing to bet my life savings that they love reporting to him how “friendly” you and yuuta are getting just to watch azul struggle to pretend he doesn’t care

Jade gives the two of you coupons for drinks at the lounge so you'll come together and Azul nearly overblots a second time when he sees you and Yuuta sharing a drink. T_T the twins have so much fun pushing you and Yuuta into friendly situations, which Azul always misreads as something romantic. Azul is always trying to act composed and indifferent about the entire thing, but the minute he's inside his VIP room he's seething about it, muttering about how it should have been him and how he just has to try harder to be your ideal man. Catch Azul trying to learn the recipes Yuuta cooks for you. At this point Azul's just stealing Yuuta's rizz. >_<

Omg and maybe you, Yuuta, and the twins regularly hang out, so when the twins return to Octavinelle after a sleepover at Ramshackle, their nails painted and hair styled, Azul's there with his hands on his hips and scowling like >:( "how dare you live my dream!!!!"

[stellarwaffles]

Since Nova isn't an aware dreamer + Astrid doesn't live in Brooklyn like all the other characters, Nova + Astrid have never met :(

This is sad I think they should be friends

[girlfailurefelix]

is this a safe space to say i considered (and still do) the possibility that glamfreddy was the one that tore glambonnie apart

[blueskittlesart]

I've been rereading through your colosseum au again because yes. And I am obsessed with the conversations with colosseum link and the hero of time because it reminds me of the meme that's like

Hero of time: I have made a chosen hero

Colosseum link: you fucked up a perfectly good child is what you did!

Colosseum link: look at him! He's got anxiety!

And then the hero of time looks and colosseum link is just pointing at himself

Your parts with link just shouting at everything that tied him to the sword as a kid is self-advocacy at its finest like yes you go king

LMAO YEAH. tbh rereading that comic knowing what i was going through at age 17 is really um. something else. because that whole 'yelling at the guy who fucked you up' thing was definitely pure wish fulfillment. coliseum au link doesnt need to defeat ganon he needs to go to college and start smoking weed

[hiddendarkrosesx]

@fylstmuses [Tj + Anyone]

❛ why didn't you say anything earlier? we could've avoided this whole mess. ❜ tj pointed out with a sigh. 'come on, let's get you cleaned up. no one wants to walk around smelling like...whatever was spilled on you.'

[colgatebluemintygel]

WE ARE SOO BACK

[quietwingsinthesky]

all im saying is that i have zero faith in the assassin brotherhood to have stop practicing their whole “we kill you if you fail us” thing by the 21st century. and that desmond would have known that when he ran away. that’s all im saying.

[becausebuckley]

michelle's tag game catch-up

you lovely lovely people have tagged me in a bunch of games lately, so i figured i'd do one catch-up post instead of spam the dash with different ones lol. if you want to play one of these with me, consider yourself tagged!

writer's favourite tropes tag game!

thanks so much for the tag, @heygirltimeformorning! here are five things you might find in a fic of mine:

sharing a bed/only one bed

forehead kisses

sharing clothes

idiots in love

buck calling the diaz house home and his loft the loft

get to know me!

tagged by @kejfeblintz, thank you!!

last song: fell in love at the end of the world - george ezra

last movie: glass onion: a knives out mystery

last tv show: i've been rewatching 911 season 8a since episodes drop weekly on disney+!

last thing i googled: the fall of the house of usher (netflix series edition) for an essay i'm writing

looking forward to: baking banana bread this weekend

current obsession: crocheting! i've been working on a purple dragon :)

music shuffle game!

both @inell and @fruitsdontknow tagged me in a music shuffle game! thanks so much yay! have the first 10 songs that come up when i shuffle my on repeat playlist:

end of desire - muna

happy hunting ground - maisie peters & griff

growing sideways - noah kahan

drunk, running - lizzy mcalpine

you've already won - gretta ray

come over - noah kahan

the party - maisie peters

everywhere - fleetwood mac

all falls down - lizzy mcalpine

what if it doesn't end well - chloe moriondo