I just bought the original boy wonder comic aka Dicks debute and Oh my fucking god i'm cackling
The entire fucking plot is
Dick: "My parents were just murdered but I know whose responsible, Im going to do the good thing and tell the police"!!
Batman: "Lets... not do that"?
Batman" Im going to hide you in my home for a while"
Dick"???"
Batman: "Oh dont worry my parents were also murdered, and I want to ERRADICATE the ones responsible"
Dick: "Oh in that case count me in"!!!
[TRAINING MONTAGE]
Dick: "What now that i'm trained"?
Batman: "Do you have any experience as a... paper boy"?
Dick: "Nope! Why"?
Batman "I want you to become a gang target."
[FIGHTING GANGS EXTORTING MONEY FOR ZUCCO MONTAGE}
Zucco + his gang "Lets show Batman whose da boss eh"?
Dick with a sling shot: ":DD"
Gang member: "Oh-oh shoot"
Batman pulls a man up from certian death: "You wanna confess"?
Blade, the goon: "Yes yes please, it was all Zucco"
Zucco not about to let that slide,: "Oh you dirty squealer"
Zucco throws him off the fucking crane
Batman: "ROBIN TAKE THE PICURE"!!!
Dick: "I GOT IT :DD"!!
Zucco: "THE FUCK"???
Batman: "Haha- with this sent to the govenor, your boss will be the electric chair"!!
Exposition-
Bruce: "So now your parents death is avenged you ready to go back to the circus"??
Dick: "No, Mother and Dad would like if I continued the crime fighting life, and as for me well- I love adventure :DD"
it fucking sends me to SPACE whenever the phil-fit-ramon combo do some illegal shit and then ramons just like [pls dont tell my boss] and fits like you know who your son is???? and phils like i can never do this shit in front of my kid—
I did some funny and wrote some of my own dialogue for boomstick and the other phighters, mostly to get a grasp on their personalities and how they'd mesh but also for fun.
people getting up in arms saying the one piece live action looks goofy and cheesy and the cgi is too cartoony or whatever and like. yeah??? thats kinda the point??? were you expecting gritty realism from the fucking show about the guy thats basically a living stretch armstrong doll? come on now.