#Fishblasting

[bbaycon]

« for your birthday, we should go fish blasting !! »

« Yeah sure »

I dunno, I had that Diluc sketch running free trough my head so here it is

[soralinklokidottirofmirkwood]

Little troublemaker: Big sister Klee x toddler little sister reader.

Age:2 Reader Chan is Klee's baby sister she is like her mother and big sister with the same love for explosions. Klee is her guardian while Their parents are away. I have seen many Klee x big sister reader fanfics so I decided to make Klee the big sister.

Two years ago:

Alice can be heard screaming in the delivery room while her husband sat outside with their 8 year old daughter Klee who looks worried for her mother "Daddy is Mommy going to be ok?" The young elf asked her father who smiles down at her and ruffles the child's ash blonde hair "Of course she'll be fine dear. Remember Mommy is a strong adventurer." He told Klee looking at her innocent red eyes making her smile in comfort "You two may go in now." A nurse gently said gesturing to the delivery room. Alice was sitting on the bed cradling a little bundle wrapped in a red blanket with a four leaf clover on it.

Klee made her way to her mother who gently smiled at her "Klee meet your new little sister Y/N." She said showing the eight year old elf the baby who looked just like her and her mother. She has the same ruby red eyes, ash blond hair and pointy ears as them but she also has a four leaf clover birth mark on her little wrist "She's so cute Mommy." Klee said as quietly as she can not wanting to scare the newborn who looked at her in curiosity "Would you like to hold her Klee?" Alice asked her daughter who nodded excitedly.

Klee sat on a wooden chair while her father took you from your mothers arms. He showed Klee how to hold you so she wouldn't drop you and to make sure your comfortable "Hello Y/N I am your big sister Klee. When your older I'm gonna teach you how to use Dodoco, make and use bombs and show you how to use a catalyst." Klee said excitedly as Alice and her husband looked lovingly at their girls but the nights of Favonius were dreading  when that day comes.

End of flashback:

Klee is walking to the Favonius daycare to pick you up after she completed her commissions for the day and talked to Katherine. She is at the front desk talking to the nice lady "Ahh welcome Klee. are you here to pick up Y/N?" She asked the young elf "Yes Klee is here to pick up Y/N." She said happily "Alright go on In but quietly some of the babies are still sleeping!" She said as Klee quietly walked in to see you and a few other kids playing with stuffed animals "Y/N look who's here." Your teacher said making you look up and smile "Sissy, Sissy, sissy." You said happily waddling to your big sister who smiled back and said "Big sister Klee is here Firefly." Klee said calling you by her nickname for you as she picked you up from the ground earning a squeal from you and grabbed your diaper bag "Bye bye everyone." Klee said walking out with you in her arms. As your both in town square Klee walks to the good hunter to buy food "Hi Mrs Sarah two meat and mushroom skewers please." She said giving the right amount of Mora "Of course girls." She said as Sarah is preparing the skewers she asked Klee how her commissions went as they talked they are unaware that you managed to open up Klee's backpack and grabbed a bomb. You looked at it curiously thinking it was a ball you wanted to see if it will bounce but the skewers were done and Klee walked out of the city carrying you in her arms walking to cider lake. As you two are sitting on the shore she's eating her skewer while you see a school of fish swimming around making you squeal in excitement while playing with the bomb. You happily rolled it but as you did it rolled towards the lake and when it landed on the surface 'BOOM' the fish were sushi.

Klee was in shock when she saw that you got a jumpty dumpty bomb from her bag and blew up fish "Jean's going to kill me." She said fearfully looking around "Well it's never to early to go to Liyue. Come on Y/N." She said picking you up and start sprinting in the direction of the dawn winery.

Jean was sitting in her office doing paperwork but stopped at the sound of an explosion near cider lake. Sighing and placing her head in her hand she whispered "What am I going to do with those little troublemakers?" She asked herself unaware that the two girls along with a feline pink haired girl fled to Liyue and made friends with a purple haired young zombie.

It’s my first year anniversary.

[yanderehsr]

Svarog,luka and blade with klee!reader

Sure thing, hope you'll enjoy😄

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapping

Svarog: You remind him of Hook a lot, but unlike Hook you don't have a parent to look after you, Clara seems to like you as well so that is a big plus in his book, he may not feel real emotions but for some reason he feels protective over you.

Svarog isolates you more and more, he doesn't allow you to go out adventuring like you love to do, you're explosions are taken away, he can see you grow sadder and sadder, but he wont stop, this is for your safety, that is much more important than you happiness.

"Requesting permission to take away... request denied... Requesting permission to change core programming... request accepted... Requesting permission to take away... request accepted, Proceeding to take away Y/N to safer location"

Luka: The guy loves your adventurous spirit, he will join you on every adventure no questions asked, he sees himself as your big bro and is very annoying with that, he wont respond to your questions if you don't call him that.

You love bombs, great, Luka teaches himself how to make them so you can go fishblasting together. Luka will also be a very good listener to you, every word you say will be remembered. He even breaks the legs of those bullies you had, he truly is the best.

"Hmmm, those kids that gave you a hard time, yeah I talked to them, you don't need to worry about them anymore"

Blade: He doesn't view himself as your big bro or father, no, he just simply wants to protect you, you don't get to run far from him so all the adventuring you get is by his side, he allows you to make bombs as long as he is the one who uses them.

Even during dangerous battles, Blade still keeps you by his side, it's simply the safest place. Aeons bless whoever is dumb enough to harm a single hair on your head, he will give them such pain that death seems like mercy.

"Stop crying over the slightest drops of blood, they deserved it, they cut your face... *sigh* Let's dress your wound before continuing"

[ahbeduo]

REALLY?! U WANNA KNOW SUBJECT 2 HCS FROM LIL OLD ME?! HEHEHE I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK!!!

I like to think his name is Dorian :3 leakers were digging in the files a while back and found out that the texture for his model is called “Dorian” so that’s where it came from. Dorian is Greek for “gift”, but also comes from the name Doerain, which means “wanderer” or “exile” which I think is sad but fitting LMAO. (Dorian is also in reference to Oscar Wilde’s novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray. If ur interested u should look into it, bc I’d butcher the summary lol)

I like to think that bros a more feral version of Albedo. Albedo is domesticated, Dorian is not HFHDH. He’s much easier to anger, but he wouldn’t put up a fight unless provoked or attacked first.

The reason…he was never trained in any kind of sword fighting style. He can swing a sword around but there’s a 1/99 chance that it would actually hurt someone.

I gave him a Cryo vision bc I mean. Just look at him. That pathetic little mess of a guy is the archetype for Cryo. I like to think he’s a catalyst user (and his best weapon is “Frostbearer” and he relies on it more than his sword hehe. Playstyle wise I’d make him scale off of ATK to contrast Albedo’s DEF scaling)

For his relationships, he prefers Klee’s more upbeat and bouncy nature. She doesn’t seem to mind that he’s not Albedo, and treats him like a brother regardless. He’d take her fishblasting any day <3

Albedo…he’s wary around. Even if they were to make up and all that, his vibe around would probably be very much the feeling you get when you go over to a friend’s house and you feel like you have to impress their parents in order to be allowed in. Does that make sense?? Basically he’s walking on eggshells even if Albedo tells him he’s fine LMAO

While he’s made his appearance a bit different from Albedo (red/maroon/black color scheme, hair either down on his shoulders or in a low and messy braid, and a little thinner than Albedo due to Albedo having built up muscle from sword-wielding), sometimes he switches back to Albedo’s form to mess with people. Specifically the Traveler. He’s a little prankster!!

Even tho he’s used to the cold, he loves warmth. U light up a fire and Dorian will sit so close his hair will singe at the edges. He also loves spicy food <3 (when he lived in Dragonspine he ate like. Unseasoned roasted meat and snow. So he craves any kind of flavor now)

I hc him as aro-ace, and also nonbinary for some fics I write :D I mostly do that just to differentiate between Albedo and him (I write him without a name sometimes so using the “he/him” pronouns twice over without stating who’s speaking is very complicated so I use “they/them” for ease of reading) but also bc I feel like. After 500 years of sleeping in poison dragon tummy soup, one would sort of dissociate from the whole gender thing.

Hehehehehe there u go there’s some hcs 👉👈 I love my little guy he’s so sad and I LOOOOOVE the angst potential with him. Lmk what u think :D

uwahhhh those are yummy, thank you for the snacks 😋

Idk what to say there, just know that your HCs are valid! Some of them, like how rocky his relationship with Albedo is, are something i do think of too! Like yeh they cool, but that doesn't erase the fact Albedo is the favourite child. And and and the fact he likes flavours like spicy- I think he doesn't like very sweet things either

[bloody-bee-tea]

BeeTober 2023 Day 2 - Irreversible

It all happens too fast for Albedo to really understand. One moment he and Kaeya are watching Klee play around on one of the little islands in the lake around Mondstadt—fishblasting, much to Albedo’s chagrin and Kaeya’s apparent delight—and in the next moment the ground underneath them crumbles.

He has just enough presence of mind to throw himself towards Klee, safely caging her in his arms before the drop starts. And then nearly doesn’t stop.

Albedo only notices the ground suddenly rushing up to them because of Kaeya’s startled cry and the strange sickly yellow light that seems to come pouring out from somewhere. He thrusts his hand out, desperately hoping that his vision can somehow help them here and he seems to have done something because when they land it’s almost soft.

Almost.

He still makes a pained sound when Klee’s weight completely drops on him.

“Albedo? Klee?” Kaeya’s panicked voice rings out and Albedo would love to answer him, but he’s still a bit busy catching his breath. Klee has him covered though.

“Big brother Kaeya,” she cries out, clearly completely freaked out, and it doesn’t help when she digs her pointy knees into Albedo’s chest to get to Kaeya faster.

“Klee, are you hurt?” Albedo hears Kaeya’s frantic voice which is answered by a huge, heaving, sobbed “No.”

Albedo relaxes more firmly into the ground at hearing it.

“Albedo? Albedo, what about you?” Kaeya then asks, coming into view, Klee perched on his hips. “Are you hurt?”

“Why don’t you ever care for yourself first,” Albedo is the first thing out of Albedo’s mouth when he finds his voice again, because there’s blood streaming down Kaeya’s face and his stomach lurches unpleasantly at seeing it. “Let me see that.”

He sits up—not without some pain—and motions for Kaeya to sit down, so he can check the headwound more easily.

“It’s not too bad,” Kaeya says with a reassuring smile, but he subjects himself to Albedo’s fussing. “Just that cut and some aggravated ribs. Same as you, I’d guess,” he then says and reaches out to smooth his thumb over Albedo’s forehead.

Albedo should not be surprised to see it come away red, but he still is, anyhow.

“I didn’t even notice,” he admits and Kaeya gives him a lopsided smile.

“Thought so.” He then takes a moment to look up—and up and up and up—before he heaves out a sigh. “You really did save our lives there,” he then says to Albedo. “We would have died without you.”

“You would have come up with something,” Albedo immediately gives back, uncomfortable with the praise and knowing that nothing is too much for Kaeya.

“Thanks for the vote of confidence,” Kaeya says with a surprised blink, “but my powers are not nearly as useful here. Anyway. Do you know where we are?”

“Underneath Mondstadt?” Albedo tries and is prepared for the ‘No, duh’-kind of look Kaeya sends him.

“Where did the light go?” Klee speaks up for the first time, her face still mostly pressed into Kaeya’s shoulder.

“The light?”

“There was yellow light,” Albedo now remembers too. “It looked as if we were falling right into it, too.”

“Uhm,” Kaeya says as he looks around and Albedo notices with worry the way his face drains of colour.

“What?”

“See this?” Kaeya asks and points to their right. “That doesn’t look promising.”

What he’s pointing at looks like ancient script, still faintly glowing yellow, but growing dimmer by the second.

Albedo has seen a few things like this in his time with Gold and Kaeya is indeed right. It’s not promising.

“It’s a spell that’s been used up,” he says, pushing himself up to get closer. “We must have triggered it somehow.”

“Ooookay,” Kaeya breathes out. “Do you feel any different? Anything’s changed?”

“No. I feel the same as always. Klee?” Albedo asks next and is met with a tearful gaze. “Do you feel different? Anything strange? Does something hurt?”

“No,” she sniffles out. “Klee feels the same as always.”

“Okay, that’s good, that’s good,” Kaeya sighs out, clearly relieved to hear Klee say that.

“You think someone is looking for us?” Albedo asks, craning his head to find the hole they must have dropped down from.

“They should be. That must have been a pretty big explosion.”

“Klee made that explosion,” Klee proudly says and immediately shrinks when Albedo gives her a disappointed stare.

“You did,” Kaeya patiently tells her. “And it wasn’t a very good idea. We could have seriously gotten hurt. Maybe Jean is on to something when she says no fishblasting in the lake, mh?”

“Maybe,” Klee allows and then snuggles more firmly into Kaeya’s embrace, as if being cute is going to help.

It probably is, if Albedo is being honest.

“We should just wait here until they come get us,” Albedo decides. “My construct is not stable enough to lift us all the way up, anyway.”

“Fine by me, petal,” Kaeya says with a small smile and then sighs out. “Honestly, I didn’t think you could get any hotter, but that blood is somehow doing it for you.”

“Kaeya,” Albedo hisses out because this is more than inappropriate but Kaeya only laughs at him.

It’s clear he only said it to lighten the mood a bit too and while Albedo still can’t say he likes it, it was kind of a good plan because even Klee is chuckling by now.

“You’re an idiot,” Albedo says, aware of how unbearably fond his voice must sound and then—because he can and because maybe Kaeya needs to taste his own medicine once in a while—he says “But the same goes for you.”

It has the desired effect because Kaeya blinks at him for several long moments and by the time he gets himself back under control Albedo is already in the process of exploring the room. The spell seems to have run out completely now and Albedo crouches down in front of it, though he’s not quite able to make out what it says.

“Any clues?” Kaeya asks, having followed him over, Klee still on his hip.

“No. Do you want me to take her for a moment?”

“Nah, it’s fine,” Kaeya waves him off. “I got her. You’re more useful here anyway, I don’t understand a thing I see.”

“Me neither, to be honest,” he easily admits and then gets distracted when someone shouts down from above them.

It seems their rescue has arrived.

~*~*~

It takes a while for them to be brought up, for everything to be sorted out but eventually Albedo and Kaeya find themselves patched up in Jean’s office, Klee peacefully sleeping in her own bed for now.

“So. Any new and exciting developments?” Kaeya asks and Albedo wishes he hadn’t when Jean and Lisa share a look.

“Oh. That’s a yes then,” Kaeya mutters. “Wasn’t expecting that.”

“We figured out the spell that hit you,” Lisa says and Albedo frowns at her.

“How? The script was ancient.”

“I do happen to be an Akademiya graduate, I’ll gladly remind you,” she sniffs out. “And while I’m not from Haravatat, we had to take electives. It’s just coincident that I know exactly that script.”

“I hate coincidences,” Kaeya mutters under his breath and Albedo finds that he’ll have to agree on that one.

“Hit us, then,” Kaeya says with a sigh, clearly already expecting the worst.

“This spell prevents those it is used on from lying to each other. And it’s irreversible, as far as I understood it. I’ll of course consult the Akademiya but until then—” Lisa trails off with a shrug. “You won’t be able to lie to each other.”

“Oh,” Albedo gets out and eyes Kaeya. Kaeya, who has gone completely still at this side.

“Maybe you should take some time to let that sink in,” Jean awkwardly says, clearly having noticed Kaeya’s reaction as well. “You have a clean bill of health otherwise, so why don’t you go rest up for now?”

“Sure,” Albedo agrees and then has to nudge Kaeya to follow him out of the office.

“Come back with me. Klee is going to worry if you’re not there tomorrow,” Albedo says, not quite meeting Kaeya’s eyes, but he can tell that he’s still processing.

And Albedo can guess that it’s not anything good.

He knows how important lies are to Kaeya, knows that most of his work consists of that and Albedo isn’t sure how this is going to impact their relationship.

The track back to Albedo’s house is quiet, and even though Albedo is not the most adept at figuring out emotions, even he can tell that something is brewing. And it’s clearly not good.

Albedo endures the silence until they are safely inside the house, and then he decides that it’s enough.

“I’m sorry,” he starts with and almost flinches when Kaeya whirls around to him.

“What for?” he wants to know, but there’s a nervous energy to him that Albedo isn’t used to from him.

“I know that lying is an important part of—well, who you are,” Albedo says and hopes it’s not offending for Kaeya to hear. “I’m sorry that that is now no longer possible.”

His words seem to freeze Kaeya.

“You think I lie to you,” he finally gets out, which only makes Albedo frown.

“I mean—yes? Not that I—it’s not an accusation but I’ve come to the understanding that it’s just something you do. I see you lie to Jean every time you say you’re okay after all.”

“And have I ever said that to you?” Kaeya asks and there’s hurt in his voice.

Albedo instinctively wants to answer with an affirmative but the pain in Kaeya’s voice gives him pause. He mentally goes through his last interactions with Kaeya and realises that Kaeya never said that to him. Sometimes he avoids the question, yes, but usually Kaeya answers in a manner that makes Albedo believe that maybe he was telling the truth all along.

“But what about—the flirting? I mean, you don’t mean any of that, right?” Albedo tries next but then he sees how Kaeya’s expression shutters and he knows he fucked up again.

Kaeya opens his mouth as if he wants to say something, but nothing comes out.

“Fuck,” he eventually hisses. “It really doesn’t work.”

“You were about to lie to me,” Albedo accuses him, and now he is hurt that Kaeya even wanted to lie to him in the first place.

“And what’s it to you?” he bites out, though immediately clamps his mouth shut afterwards. “It’s not as if you mean any of it.”

It’s barely audible but Albedo picks up on it anyway.

“When I returned that compliment in the cave we were already under the affects of the spell. Is that what had you freeze up in Jean’s office? Knowing that I meant it?” he asks, and sometimes he thoroughly enjoys how his analytical mind can help him even in emotionally charged situations like this.

Kaeya had frozen right up when Lisa told them and Albedo had suspected it was a bad reaction. Maybe it hadn’t been after all.

Maybe all there is to it is hope.

“You can’t mean it,” Kaeya whispers. “You don’t. You said it yourself, you don’t get human relationships and least of all romantic ones.”

Albedo’s mouth drops open at that.

“That was during the first month I came here! I barely knew how to pretend to be human then!”

“So? It’s not as if anything has changed, right? You’re still not human.”

“I’m human enough to learn,” Albedo gives back. “And I’m definitely human enough to develop feelings for a fellow Captain.”

“Don’t hit on Eula, Amber is going to cry,” Kaeya immediately says, but there is a smile around his lips and a faint blush on his cheeks.

“Good thing I didn’t mean her, then,” Albedo says with an eyeroll and motions for Kaeya to come closer.

It’s almost dizzying how easily Kaeya follows his command.

“I meant you.” Albedo states it clearly, so that there can be no more misunderstandings between them and it’s a joy to see the briefly startled look on Kaeya’s face melt into something softer.

“Good,” he says, before he leans down and presses a soft kiss to Albedo’s lips.

“Are you not going to say it back?” Albedo asks when they part and is met with one of Kaeya’s mischievous smiles.

Albedo is never going to admit that he loves that smile best.

“Now where would be the fun in that?” Kaeya teasingly asks and presses another kiss to Albedo’s brow.

Albedo is pretty sure he has his answer right there, but still. Hearing it would be nice too.

“Evasion? A cheap tactic, Captain,” he scolds him and doesn’t melt right into the couch when Kaeya chuckles into his ear.

“Of course I feel the same about you Albedo,” he then whispers, sending a shiver down Albedo’s back. “I’m surprised you could ever doubt that.”

“You’ve been flirting an awful lot with everyone,” Albedo reminds him and now he expects the kiss that’s dropped to his cheek.

“But I only mean it with you,” Kaeya admits and the knowledge that it’s the truth settles warm and comforting in Albedo’s chest.

Exactly like it should be.

[crqizzart]

since ur doing the letter event… can i request one for klee? (obv platonic duh) and may it be sagau pleasee? i still dont know how to do it though..

ba ba dum ! . . .

a letter has arrived for klee !

“to dearest my little bomber klee, how is your day going little one? has there been anything interesting lately klee? was there any inconveniences? if there was then do tell me little one. i shall make sure to get rid of them for you.

oh, and do tell me what was going on with albedo, he was acting quite strange today? do you thing you can figure out what had happened little one? if you will then i wish you luck little bomber. may the stars help you finding out

with lots of love, creator! ♡

PS. dont tell albedo i was the one that gave you the bombs! okay?”

notes; ❝KYAA!!!1! thank you anon for doing this request and dw you did it right! please don’t mind klee being ooc TT i dont know alright?? i dont know hwo to do anyones peronslaity right so i apologize! and you can alos five gifts along w/the letter(s) if you’d like! :D woohoo, PS. klee struggled to write inconveniences and doesnt knwo what it means. ❞

×  parings; klee x gn!reader (platonic)

word count; 107

           .     .     .  klee has received the letter !

    though she’s having some trouble reading, she has gotten kaeya’s help with the reading and some of the writing!

"wowie! hello dear creator! i didn’t think that you would’ve sent a letter to me! thank you for sending this letter! it means a lot!!

my day was super super fun! i went fishblasting but jean scolded me >:( and what are inconveniences?? i don’t really know what that means but okay! 

hmm, big brother albedo was doing something? he said he was experimenting with some things! but i don’t know. i’ll try my best to find out creator!

— love!! klee (drawing of klee fishblasting!)"

[hanniejji]

Sorry for the late reply but for the Dad Diluc Brainrot (hurt/comfort mostly, i think); What happens if the torture was too traumatizing for the kiddo to the point of being unresponsive- like they are physically healthy but just not there, like a living corpse, and not even Kaeya could help. The sense of helplessness that Diluc would face in actually stepping up to finally be their dad, to atleast see his precious baby's smile once more.

Or, Diluc having someone, anyone like Kaeya or Adelinde or Elzer or literally Venti sit him down and give him a wake up call. That he can't keep doing this forever, that if he would just look, paid attention, to his child for one second longer, he would realise they need their father as much as he want to be a father to them. That they aren't a mirror of his wife, they are their own person too. That everyone knows how much he wants to be their father but stops himself because of that line of thought. That he just easily give up on an idealistic dream of building even a slightest hint of a relationship with them, all because he never tries as much as he tries to convince himself otherwise. Or, the child blaming themselves for their father being so unhappy, all because they were born. The bittersweet and traumatizing realization that if they weren't born, their mother would've lived and Father would be able to smile without care. So, they began to distance themselves to the point of giving up all hopes of even a familial bond to the point they cease calling themselves a Ragnvindr, they stop referring to Kaeya as their Uncle and Diluc as their father. And they live like a shadow, being as unremarkable and average as possible, tossing aside any and all hobbies and working hard to do the bare minimum of not being a stain to Diluc's name, since if their birth brought about so much pain, how could they have the right to be happy. (Add an argument to prelude it, they blurting out it would've been better if they weren't born and him agreeing to it, for extra angst but my kokoro can't take it sadly) And, finally. Imma end it in a happy note. Diluc and Kaeya watching from afar as Klee babysit MC ( and by that, i mean bring MC fish blasting). Diluc and Kaeya would watch with exasperated, and with a tiny hint of worry expressions but a small smile would creep up Diluc's face watching the two of them have the time of their lives fishblasting, with carefree smiles (until Jean arrives).

I hope this is good, this is my first time writing and submitting a brainrot of any sort...ehe

BUBS 😢 THIS IS SO FUCKING PAINFUL AND ALL HARD TO READ FOR MY POOR LITOL HEART SHEEEEESHA T^T

i hope you don't mind me taking notes 👀 those are so good to write too.... yes, im taking notes of all three of your brainrots >:) i choose violence >:)

but these are all understandable too, because at some point in their life, mc would question others on what happened to their mother. knowing the truth is like a blow to their heart, a child being aware that their mother died of giving birth to them. mc will carry the burden in their shoulder for their whole life, even if they reconcile with diluc, it'll forever be in the shadows of their head.

if there's anyone who can step up and actually slap reality to diluc, it would be kaeya. ever since mc was born, he had stepped up as a father figure to the poor child. but he knows diluc needs to see that he can't always wallow in his misery. kaeya even goes as far as correcting mc whenever they accidentally call him 'dad' :(. heck he'd fight diluc to punch some sense on his head.

[nethercomfies]

Klee asking if there's fish in Kokomi's family and then later we make a reference to fishblasting... Suddenly I fear for Kokomi's safety 😭😭 /hj

[junosaurus]

Howdy! may i request a modern au for jean where jean and gn s/o go to a parent teacher confrence meeting talking about klee

Legal guardians

An AU where Jean and !GN reader are legal guardians for Klee!

A/N: Heya, of course!! I hope this is what u asked for!!

You and Jean are the legal guardians for Klee, as her mother, Alice left Klee right after birth to you both so that she could adventure the mysteries of the world she said.

That left you both to have taken care of Klee ever since she was a little baby!

Today, marks the end of the 1st term of 1st grade for Klee, meaning there would be a parent teacher conference.

Teacher: Ah you must be the legal guardians for Klee right?

Jean: Yes, I'm Jean Gunnhildr and this is Y/N L/N, my partner.

You: It's a pleasure to be meeting you Ms. We'd love to know more about how Klee is doing with her academics.

Teacher: It's a pleasure to be meeting you both too, Ms Gunnhildr and Mx L/N. Well about Klee.. she's doing very well in her academics, her choice of words is rather rare for her age though.

Jean: I'm sorry what? What about her choice of words? Is it something explicit?

Teacher: She's been talking about how much she'd like to own a bomb to go fishblasting with her friends, don't you think thats a bit concerning?

Jean: Oh I'm terribly sorry, it must've been because of her cartoons she always watches, me and Y/N will definelty have a chat with her.

Teacher: Thank you very much. Other than that her grades are the highest among her classmates so nothing other than that to worry about!

Y/N: We will make sure she keeps those grades up and we will absolutely talk about that attitude of hers. Thank you so much for telling us Ms.

You and Jean walked out of the meeting room, drained.

Jean: Is it really because of that fishblasting cartoon ahe watches every saturday and sunday..

Y/N: I can't help but think about how that cartoon leaves such and impact on her.. we better tell Alice about this..

Jean: Let's just handle this one ourselves and pick her up from her classroom..

You both picked her up from her classroom face full of embarassment. Klee looked horrified looking at your faces. She knew she'd be in solitary confinement by the time she went home.

[bornfromchalk]

Am I allowed to protect myself?

There is war. But on the other hand, the sun is shining in a way that makes the heaps of snow glisten in the most marvelous glow.

The number of deaths exceeds x xxx xxx. But on the other hand, a certain little girl is having so much fun fishblasting by a beautiful lake. The weather is magnificent and the water's surface glimmers.

News of accidents increase day by day and some might say we live in the end times. But on the other hand, I see caravanners give a delighted wave when passing each other on the road. Their faces light up and a sense of kinship swells in their hearts.

Am I allowed to protect myself; To infuse my being to these small joys in the face of great disasters? Is it morally correct?

Am I selfish?

~Albedo

[cinderspots]

GENSHIN MASTERLIST

Updated: 8/21/22

Judas [KokoSara]

Follow [QingGuang]

Guide [Paimon]

Captive [Eula & Sara]

Purple Lines [ShenLan]

The Sakura [Makoto]

The Fox & The Crow [Sara & Miko]

Punctuation [Yae Miko]

Tail [EiMiko]

The Puppet & Me [EiMiko & ShogunSara]

Sea & Sky [BeiGuang]

A Weathered Sky [Cloud Retainer]

Sights Unseen [Alice]

Like Glass [YoimiYaka]

Sea Monster [KokoSara]

Vengeance On Behalf [Eula]

Adopted [Shenhe]

Mom! [JeanLisa]

Gossip Ring [Lisa, Ningguang, Yae Miko]

Priestess Club [Barbara, Kokomi, Yae Miko, Nilou]

Fishblasting [Klee]

Diplomatic Jealousy [JeanLisa]

Sleep When I'm Dead [JeanLisa & BeiGuang]

Pathetic [JeanLisa, EulAmber, BeiGuang, YanTao, EiMiko, KokoSara, GanQing, ShenMine]

Advisors [ShenMine]

Bail [Shinobu]

The Not Feral Quilin [GanQing]

Government Siblings [Keqing & Ningguang]

A Crane And A Gambler Walk Into A Bar [ShenLan]

Archons Know [Venti, Zhongli, Ei, Kusanali, Tsaritsa, Murata]

Young God [Jean, Ningguang, Fischl, Collei, Kokomi, Qiqi, Thoma]

In The End [EiMiko]

Wilted Roses [JeanLisa]

When Lightning Strikes Twice [QingGuang]

Loyal Tengu [Sara]

Appalled Bloodline [Jean & Eula]

Madama Butterfly [Columbina]

Strings Attached [Sandrone]

Code Of Arms [Arlecchino]

Destructive [Alice, Klee, Jean]

Opinions [KokoEi]

Testing Patience [KokoYae]

Hurricane [Kokomi]

Omen [Hu Tao]

Adepti [Cloud Retainer, Moon Carver, Mountain Shaper, Xiao, Ganyu, Yanfei, Shenhe, Zhongli]

[multiverseofmisfits-backup]

Meanwhile, Klee was just passing by in the Court of Fontaine while on her way for another fishblasting...

And then, KABOOM!

[meili-sheep]

Al-Haitham: Okay, repeat after me: I will not use my bombs anywhere with people around.

Klee: Klee will not use my bombs anywhere with people around.

Al-Haitham: I will not go fishblasting in Avidya Forest because it will make Mr. Tighnari mad and Miss Collei sad.

Klee: (sadly) Klee will not go fishblasting in Avidya Forest because it will make Mr. Tighnari mad and Miss Collei sad.

Al-Haitham: Klee will not use my bombs on buildings that Mr. Kaveh asks me to . . .

Klee: I will not use my bombs on buildings that Mr. Kaveh asks me to . . .

Al-Haitham: Even if he whines, cries, and throws a tantrum like a child . . .

Klee: (giggles a little) Even if he whines, cries, and throws a tantrum like a child . . .

Al-Haitham: Or promises to give or build me something.

Klee: Or promises to give or build Klee something!

Al-Haitham: Good. (gives her a treat)

Kaveh: (sulking) This is bribery and taking advantage of a child!

Al-Haitham: (mutters) I'm watching two of them right now . . .

----

Al-Haitham: The 'giant frilly water lizards' are not your friends. They are spinocrocodies and they could likely swallow you whole.

Klee: But not Dodoco, right?

Al-Haitham: (dead serious) Especially Dodoco.

Klee: (gasps) No, not Dodoco! Mr. Kaveh, can they swallow Dodoco?

Kaveh: Well, I'd like to think that that big ol' backpack of yours could probably get stuck in its throat, and so it'll spit you, the backpack, and Dodoco right out! (stage-whispers) Don't listen to the grumpy old man, he's just trying to scare you.

Al-Haitham: (dryly) Just like you were scared of Klee's 'lizard pets' yesterday evening?

Kaveh: Maybe she's lonely and wants someone to play with!

Al-Haitham: So you can take her out then.

Kaveh: You know what, sure! (to Klee) Sparkplug, how would you like to go to a play this afternoon?

Klee: (excitedly) Yay! Klee's seen a whole bunch of plays from all over and my big brother's seen some too-

Al-Haitham: (to himself) Are all children this energetic? (turns to Kaveh)

Kaveh: (genuinely interested) Oh really? Well, I also saw a real good nail-biter a few weeks ago . . .

Al-Haitham: (to himself) I suppose so.

----

Klee: (hesitantly) Sooo . . . I can't use my bombs at all?

Al-Haitham: No.

Klee: But what if Klee's in danger?

Al-Haitham: You won't be.

Klee: But what if Klee does get into danger though?

Al-Haitham: That won't happen.

Klee: Why?

Al-Haitham: Because I'll be there.

Klee: What if you aren't there?

Al-Haitham: I'll always be there.

Klee: Not all the time though, right? Aren't adults really busy doing lots of important things like paperwork and getting cats down from trees?

Al-Haitham: You'll be accompanying me.

Klee: (thinks about this) Oh! So Klee gets to see what you do all the time?

Al-Haitham: In a sense, yes.

Klee: That's so cool! You're really strong and smart too! Just like my big brother, Acting Grandmaster Jean, Miss Lisa . . .

Al-Haitham: (genuinely caught off-guard) . . . cool?

----

Kaveh: It wasn't her fault, Al-Haitham. I'm the one that took her and given her that gadget. The responsibility is fully on me.

Al-Haitham: She knows better than to use her bombs in that scenario, gadget or not. And something could have happened to her and you as well.

Kaveh: But we're okay, the property damage wasn't even that bad! And the bombs didn't even cause the malfunction, it was a mechanic in what I made for her!

Al-Haitham: I don't know about this . . .

Klee: (on the verge of tears, sniffling)

Kaveh: Oh dear- Sparkplug, what's with the waterworks?

Klee: (sniffles again) Is Klee . . . going to solitary confinement now?

Al-Haitham: (genuinely confused) Solitary confinement . . . ah.

Klee: (somewhat pleading) Please don't put Klee in solitary confinement . . . Klee didn't mean to use the bombs like that . . . Klee just wanted to try Mr. Kaveh's gift . . . (starts to cry) Klee's very, very sorry . . . (cries in earnest)

Kaveh: (low-key panicking) No-no-no, it's okay, you're not getting grounded, little Sparkplug, we're just glad that you're okay! Accidents happen and I know you weren't trying to break the rules on purpose. That gift I gave you just needs a little bit of adjustment and it'll be good to go again.

Klee: (somehwat collects herself) So . . . Klee isn't going into solitary confinement?

Kaveh: (relieved) Yes! You're not going into solitary confinement . . . (to Al-Haitham) right?

Al-Haitham: . . .

Kaveh: (looks directly at him, along with Klee's own pleading eyes) Klee isn't going into solitary confinement, right?

Al-Haitham: (sighs deeply) I'll think about it.

Klee: (instantly brightens) Yay!

Al-Haitham: (sternly) But.

Klee: (stops) But?

Al-Haitham: You are very lucky that you are intact and unharmed but until Mr. Kaveh fixes your gift and gets it working properly, no more playing with bombs until further notice.

Klee: (droops a little) Okay Mr. Al . . . (perks up) But can Mr. Kaveh please take Klee to go to the market to buy another toy?

Al-Haitham: (nods) Yes.

Klee: (lets out a noise of joy) Wahoo! (runs up to Kaveh and starts pulling him along) Come on, Mr. Kaveh, let's go!

Kaveh: (chuckles as he is promptly semi-yanked out the door) We'll be back before the evening!

Al-Haitham: (slumps into the nearest chair) I will never complain about parenting again.

----

Klee: Mr. Al?

Al-Haitham: Yes?

Klee: Here! (gives him a shiny pale green gem)

Al-Haitham: What's this?

Klee: A gift! Mr. Kaveh said that you were hard to get gifts for, but Klee thinks you'll like this!

Al-Haitham: (curious) Why did you think that this would be it?

Klee: (slowly) Because . . . it's super cool and pretty, just like you!

Al-Haitham: (freezes for a moment, genuinely) . . . thank you, Klee. I like it very much.

Klee: (smiles) You're welcome, Mr. Al!

Later that day . . .

Kaveh: (plucks the gem from Al-Haitham's desk) What's this? I didn't take you for someone who had objects for sentimental value.

Al-Haitham: (takes the gem right back) This isn't anything sentimental. It has its uses just like everything else.

Kaveh: Ahh, but the lady doth protest too much, methinks?

Al-Haitham: You're disturbing my work.

Kaveh: Alright, alright, I'll leave you be . . . (leaves)

Al-Haitham: (polishes the gem before setting it down right next to him) Sentimental value . . . huh. This is hardly sentimental. More of a confirmation . . . (allows himself to smile) Yes. A confirmation.

----

Ah, fuck. The brainrot has consumed me.

Take these headcanons as I cannot suffer alone.

I...

I really have nothing to add this is so fucking great I love it. I mean. Unless You let me make it Dadluc?

Cause Could you imagine?

It would be great.

[yanderehsr]

Hello, I am in loved with your work😍 and was hoping to request for a platonic yandere parents Himiko and Welt because they just excrete parent energy. They’re already the parents of the astral express and have some prior experience in parenting before so I was hoping how they would deal with a child reader that similar to klee as they’re always looking for adventure and have both literal and figuratively explosive energy. I can just see Himiko naively thinking that she can feed reader a bottle of milk coffee only for Welt to stop her

Or Welt being slightly traumatized (due to Hi3) so he is extremely overprotective of the reader, always watching and observing them making sure they’re near him at all times!

Wow this is a long request but thank you 🙏 for reading it!

Yes, they exclude so much parent energy😊

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour

Welt is absolutely the responsible parent in this situation, that is not to say Himeko isn't responsible, she just wants to make you as happy as possible, even if that happiness comes from an explosion or two.

Himeko would allow you to adventure as long as she is with you, she wont allow you to run too far away tho, she gets paranoid, what if you were kidnapped, what if you decided that you had enough of them, after these thought she would grab you in a hug, letting the bad thought just melt away.

Welt doesn't like that you are outside the astral express, there are so many dangers out there. He has gotten into far too many argument with Himeko about adventuring. One day he will convince her, and then you wont be able to go outside, sure you may become sad, but it's a fair trade to ensure your safety.

All in all, just enjoy the freedom while it lasts.

"You want to go fishblasting? As long as I can come with"

"Absolutely not, you will stay here where I can protect you"

Why can't I get either of them when I pull😭

[freakz-show]

Yandere!Klee having a crush on Fem!Reader

Requested by @dionastightpussy !

Klee was going outside of Mondstadt like usual, she was gonna fishblast like usual! She felt..empty yet felt happy at the same time, she remembered how her mother told her that she has to wait to find a special someone. But Klee can wait! right?

Klee soon bumped into an adventurer who was starting to become well known, I mean..you slayed a literal living flower capable of manipulating ice with not only one vision but two visions. that is impressive for the young girl to find someone with two visions.

You held your hand out for Klee to grab on and get up, a offer of kindness..and when Klee saw your face. She knew what her mother meant when she means by a special someone.

Klee made it her mission to make you stay with her forever and ever, unable to let you leave her. She loves you and you must love her right? Right?

Klee by all means is a destructive and clingy yandere, she's isn't willing to let you go no matter what you do to her. Even if you violate her innocence, as you mean everything to her.

She gets very jealous of people your age having a crush on you, if they tried to confess and you reject them..expect their house to be on fire and a Klee in solitary confinement as Jean is trying to figure out what is going on with Klee behavior.

If you happened to reciprocated Klee's love once she confesses her love to you, Klee would only gone more obsessed with you as she can't stop thinking about you now. Her new goal is to make you happy and fine with her!

But if you happened to not reciprocate Klee's love, Klee would do anything in her power to not make you fall in love with someone else because you're her love. And you're not getting away that easily! Screw those men that you have a crush on because they're gone now.

Klee behavior will only worsen overtime when you keep falling in love with men, and she's not letting ANYONE have their way with you.

Overall a very disturbing Yandere.

[lumenstellaris]

IMPORTANT HEADCANONS TO CONSIDER

CAN THEY USE CHOPSTICKS? yes. it may have taken her until her six thousandth birthday to learn how to use eating utensils in general, but she learned. chopsticks are her favorite for how simple they are to use; a single pair is all that's needed for appetizers, entrées, and sometimes, even desserts!

WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THEY CAN'T SLEEP? stare at the ceiling. sneak out of the serenitea pot and visit the important tree of whichever area she feels like visiting (e.g. vennessa's tree in mondstadt, the frostbearing tree in dragonspine, the dragon-queller in liyue, the roots of the sacred sakura in inazuma, or arama in the land of grounded dreams.) stargaze, tracking her friends' constellations in teyvat's sky. get a midnight snack via regisvine consumption.

WHAT ORDER DO THEY WASH THINGS IN THE SHOWER? shampoos her hair, washes her face, conditioner (assuming she remembers to use it), the rest of her body. once the conditioner is rinsed off, she washes her nape and the back of her ears. she used to recite these steps when aether first taught her the concept of bathing.

WHAT'S THEIR COFFEE ORDER? she doesn't like bitter things, usually preferring hot chocolate with extra whipped cream on top. if she has to drink coffee, she'll order a mocha and swap the cocoa powder for chocolate syrup. it's not a hot chocolate, but it's sweeter than a plain black coffee.

HOW DO THEY ACT AROUND CHILDREN? in some ways, she's still a child herself. for the most part though, she keeps her brother's example in mind, and tries to be a good influence on children. this doesn't mean she won't encourage some of their shenanigans, like klee's fishblasting.

WHAT WOULD THEY WATCH ON TV WHEN THEY'RE BORED AND NOTHING THEY REALLY LIKE IS ON? kid's tv shows, like the little einsteins or mickey mouse clubhouse. if those are unavailable, random music videos via a music channel will do; she'll just read or fold laundry in the meantime.

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