#Flirts

[woso-dreamzzz]

Ma'am, chatting with Flirts and Sttr!R

Ma'am: Aitana thinks I'm dying for her

Sttr!R: Don't tell me you had a disagreement

Flirts: I don't think she's capable of staying angry for that long

Ma'am: But the truth is, yes, I'm dying

Flirts: There's the Ma'am I know

Ma'am: I'm at her feet, and I'm all hers

Sttr!R: Please don't ruin the meal with explicit details

Ma'am: Okay, she'll forgive me if I bring her something

Flirts: As long as you apologize, that's fine

Sttr!R: Because, there's something you haven't told her

Ma'am: And I haven't even mentioned adopting a baby cow

Sttr!R: Take her on a trip

Flirts: Make a dinner party romantic and relaxing

The three of them have weekly lunches planned out where they sit in a nice restaurant (Ma'am!R pays) and have time away from their footballers to relax and gossip

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

*Flirts* Hey! Do you wanna celebrate the 2068th Anniversary of stabbing a dictator 23 times ? It will be fun I promise ;)

[obscuredollz]

🩷 Flirts 🩷

[siennaditbot]

I need Kaeya, Heizou, Gaming and Sethos to interact.

[qprconcepts]

Qpp who has only ever even jokingly flirted with one person x qpp who is flirty by default

<3

[burntoutuserboxes]

[This user flirts with strangers on the internet to feel better about themself.]

[calebsamor]

you’re silly. i’m following you.

ur cute im following u back

[digitalfountains]

Flirts by Andrew Blake

- 2004

[puckinginsane]

These two flirts

[woso-dreamzzz]

Mapi and Ingrid shouldn't be that surprised when Bebita's girlfriend is covered in hickeys, it's not like Bebita didn't see her moms mark up Flirts during her childhood. She had to inherit it from someone. 🤷‍♀️

-🥊

Ingrid swears Bebita's oral fixation didn't come from her

Like it's something she's very passionate about because she just can't accept that she's the reason for it

(Ingrid is the reason. There's no one else it could be when all the evidence mounts up)

[wannabanauthor]

Buck is a damn good flirt

Like Season 1 Buck would have gotten the bisexual version of me back in the day, and even now I gotta check myself because he does look like a nonbinary lesbian twink (don't ask).

Anyway, that's not the point of this post. The point is Buck is a good flirt, but Tommy is better. Tommy is practiced and smooth, and while Buck's line before the hospital kiss was good, he didn't give it enough time to land. He said it like a millisecond before fusing his mouth to Tommy's.

Buck, sir, up your game. I need you to make Tommy weak in the knees. Your flirting before the kiss was subtle but heartfelt. In Season 8, we need you to be feral over Tommy. More than you already are, but with words and deep voices.

What if Tommy visits Buck at the 118, and Buck says "Let's makeout in the engine then I can tend to something else that is red and hard."

Or "the Greek gods created you in the present because Zeus was too scared you'd be his competition, but once he knew you were gay, he realized he didn't have to worry."

Maybe even "Once you turn 40, I'm going to take you to Palm Springs for a week and give you 40 orgasms."

Then there's "Here's $5 so you can give me your footlong"

"I just came back from the deli" "Where's the meat" "Oh, there was this thick piece of sausage that reminded me of you, so I rushed home to put that sausage in my mouth."

Listen, I'm terrible at this. I can't flirt on a whim, I have to be turned on to do it well, so these are all I could come up with. I'm so sorry.

[incorrect-clone-bros]

Please help me find a fic!

It's a set of headcanons about how the clones would act around a flirty jedi reader. There were some headcanons about the bad batch in there too, what the other jedi would think of the reader, and some general stuff about the 501st, 212th, 104th, coruscant guard, etc. The only defining trait I remember from the whole post is there's a gif at the top which I'm pretty sure shows Wolffe with his helmet on - other than that I can't remember who wrote it or what the title is. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

[love-bites-and-poetry-burns]

i wanna flirt w some mutuals not saying who tho