#French jokes

[suikamelon6]

Glad you can laugh about that, Lestat.

[diet-poison]

I think we need to have a little chat

*Hands her a kitten*

[minyicho]

cinquante dix-neuf, loser

[centaur-dreaming]

Me: *makes a sound of exclamation after getting hit in the stomach*

Some French dude: What? You want an egg?

[oldontheinside]

Bilingual Dad Joke

Courtesy of...... Dad

Which Star Wars character can't keep a secret?

R2D2

French explanation.... D2 in English sounds like 'dit tous' which means says all, so R2 dit tous.

My dad was very proud of himself.

[kalynnmariesillygoose]

OP @hedgehog-moss

I cannot find this original post (and I mean I searched the whole blog) so I @ed OP

[triflesandtea]

A Bilingual Joke for Francophones and “Star Wars” Lovers 🇫🇷🙃

What do you call a bounty hunter who likes parties?

Boba Fête.

...

And this is why I don’t have followers.

[belvira]

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

[bklily]

Oh, so now suddenly EVERYONE thinks Rook is hot. I see how it is. I am watching you.

[taffywabbit]

morality in fallout games

fallout 3: hmmm. is it bad to blow up the people you don't like?

fallout new vegas: every action has consequences, even actions you believe to be correct and that seem like the most straightforward way to improve society and free people from poverty and disease. war is hell and there are limits to how many problems can be solved with a revolver. every enemy you kill is someone's brother or daughter or lover, and you can't guarantee you won't meet that someone and have to stand by your decisions at some point. how strong is your conviction to do the "right" thing when you know that people you care about may hate you for it? how sure are you that your definition of "good" is more correct than someone else's? how often is your "good" really just the lesser of two evils? who are you to play god and decide what kinds of people deserve happiness more than others? would it be cowardly and wrong to remain neutral and detached when you hold the power to singlehandedly change everything? w

fallout 4: hmmm. is it bad to blow up the WAIT!!! POST CANCELED i just remembered this game has a mod that lets you replace Curie's humanoid synth form with a hot robot furry and you can date her and that kinda fucking rules actually

[originalartblog]

(domestic skk?? here???)

Sometimes it's hard to be vulnerable but they're working on it.

[picory]

detective gumshoe to the rescue!

[hanakihan]

my favorite avengers in their natural habitat

[goldensunset]

for legends z-a they need to raise the accuracy of the move guillotine to like 90%. or at least either for gen 6 mons or against pokémon with like nobility or royalty to their vibe. i don’t care about game balance btw

[bluebutlikenotalways]

Ahoy Captain o7 (lol) 🐟 For Captain Caviar Cookie please.

AHOY! o7

🐟 As a mermaid!

I know he’s a salty shark, but he gives puffer fish!

I mean LOOK at him! He’s so..so?

Oh no! Caviar look out!

[doctorsiren]

My warmup got a little silly

Individual images :)