#French puns

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

À Bientôt box

[minyicho]

cinquante dix-neuf, loser

[earhartsease]

tired: proud french vampire

wired: morgueilleux

[centaur-dreaming]

Me: *makes a sound of exclamation after getting hit in the stomach*

Some French dude: What? You want an egg?

[not-your-lawyer]

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

[counterbury-tales]

Pièce de Toast

#2

[beckyblah]

BAGHERA 2023

[kawaoneechan]

French words are so weird. They got extra letters that they don't even pronounce up les oiseaux.

[tomicscomics]

06/12/2023

JUNE OF ARC continues!  Mondays and Fridays all June long!

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. When Joan was 16 years old, the English were sieging the city of Orléans, and her Voices told her it was her job to banish them.  She had to go to Vaucouleurs, acquire knightly escort from Sir Robert, travel through enemy territory to Chinon, meet the dauphin (the uncrowned prince of France), offer her leadership to his army, go to Orléans, raise the siege, then escort the dauphin through more enemy territory to be crowned in the city of Reims (which was the traditional place for French coronations).  Super easy.  Barely an inconvenience. 2. Sir Robert de Baudricourt met with Joan but denied her request for escort twice before finally giving in.  Her persistence won her the support of the townsfolk first, then some of Robert's knights, then finally Robert himself.  She's our perSISTER in Christ! 3. In this cartoon, Robert is suspicious of Joan, saying her request to see the dauphin can't be serious.  She assures him it "DAUPHIN-ately" is, which is a play on the word "definitely" using the word "dauphin".

[gracebethartacc]

FINALLY FINISHED THE MAGICIAN FAMILY REFS HOLY CRAP THIS TOOK FOREVER

Some close ups bc I know tumblr will probably butcher the image quality,,

[keykidpilipili]

Blaine light corruption arc this, emblem heartless lore retcon that, what truly would surprise me is to see humanoid nobodies outside the org and their impact on keyblade society.

You definitely saw your keyblade guardian get done by a heartless but they came back wrong the next month. You grieved them, you learnt to wield their keyblade over your own and now they're back.

Also hilarious scenario of murdering sby in a heartless ambush for power only for them to come back as a nobody possibly stronger.

[diabloku]

Just curious... Where does your pseudo come from?

Because the French speaker in me can't help but read it as the phonetic spelling of "diable au cul" and I have to know if it's intentional

It is 😏

Regarde ma signature lol c'est littéralement mon nom en dessin 🤭

[endreal]

I mean, if you WANT to make comparisons to a French bear I'm not going to stop you, but never forget - ours is better.

[thoughtportal]

[rocklain]

I have been obsessed with this little thing since October, I simply can't get enough ARGH

[kaftan]

I call her ‘mon amy’ because she’s my friend :-)