#Fuck that Mightyena

[mushroom-for-art]

I am feeling WAYS that God damn Mightyena is gonna catch these HANDS

This is a situation that occurred in Rue au likely after "Cave In" but obviously before "And it all went wrong" or whatever I called my chapters, Rue Captain and that Mightyena belong to @blues-sues, enjoy!

You're lying

The security door slide open with a soft hissing, in the doorway the chimera Zoroark stood looking into the room face like always unreadable.

"Rue. Follow me." it was a simple demand and they had already started to walk away, Rue quickly scrambled to put the book back on its shelf and fly after her superior following them down the corridors thinking that she was sure they didn't have training today but perhaps plans had changed.

When they turned a corner to go a different route Rue felt her confusion grow but she didn't question silently floating after knowing better than to speak when not spoken to. They ascended up some stairs into an area she'd never been in before there was glass panels surrounding a dome like shape looking down and as Rue followed Captain to a humans side she cast a look down seeing from a different angle the very familiar battle arena, and, a very familiar two stood inside looking around, noticeably lacking her usual metal accessories.

The impatient huff made Rue realise she'd stopped to stare down into the arena quickly floating over and stopping respectfully, feet touching the floor looking at the human superior. They didn't regard her looking down into the battle arena.

"Where were you yesterday night Rue." Captain spoke simply, looking at Rue with a steady cold gaze.

"Yesterday, night? I was in my room after having gotten patched up from the scouting mission." The question baffled her slightly, where else would she have been at night but her own room? The only time she'd be elsewhere is if she was out on a mission or doing night training.

The human she didn't recognise brought a radio to their mouth, "release it into the arena." Rue felt her brows furrow daring to look away towards the glass down into the arena and feeling immediately her stomach drop.

Dark fur stood already bristled hackles raised as the Mightyena claws at the ground underneath it, gleaming white teeth catching the lights as May turned to look at them in confusion.

"Yesterday night the kitchen in sector b was ransacked, did you know that?" Rue blinked to look over at the human but quickly brought her eyes back not daring to let the Mightyena out her sight as it paced.

"No? I, thought I heard about something happening in passing but I didn't know exactly what happened." The hum from the human sent an uncomfortable twinge down her spine.

"Do you know where your friend had been yesterday night."

"Look at your superior when they're speaking to you Rue." Captains voice cut through her coldly as she was forced to look away looking towards Captain and the human superior.

"She was helping the other Grunts with the unloading and stock checking of supplies after we returned from our away mission under the order and watch of Admin Marigold, sir." Rue recalled how the Admin had hollered at and collared May for following Rue back to the building telling her to get back and make herself useful while Rue was taken to be patched up. She hadn't seen May since with their differing schedules.

The Superior blinked slowly letting out a soft hiss as he inhaled, "That's a shame Rue, May said the exact same thing, we were quite hoping you'd have had more sense." Rue felt confusion take over her senses as he lifted the radio to his mouth, "Begin."

Rues head whipped around at the immediate snarl just catching sight of the Mightyena lunging forward across the arena to attack with May stumbling and immediately trying to run to get away. Panic stress fear and confusion took over Rues senses.

"What's going on?! I told you what you wanted, why are you doing this?!" Rues hands came to the glass blood splattered from Mays tail as a sharp swipe caught her in passing as the beast leapt for her before quickly giving chase again upon landing.

"I hadn't realised she was so questioning." Rue didn't acknowledge them as the superior remarked to Captain in a disapproving tone.

"You shouldn't ask questions, Rue. You'll be told what you need to know when you need to know it." Rue had to bite back the apology on her tongue as Captain chastised her.

"Your little orange friend has access to the kitchen, we're aware that she's been using that to bring you food and drinks not authorized by your nutritionist, which goes against our order. We know she used that access so that you could both plunder the kitchen during the night, reducing our resources and leaving a mess." Rue did look away to stare at the superior open mouth in confusion and betrayal at the assumption they continued.

"Had you just admitted that rather than lying to protect yourself and your partner in the act we could've avoided all this." They lied simply with no sense of irony or hypocrisy, "but now we've had to take action to punish accordingly and teach you and the other mewtwo a lesson so that you don't repeat this."

"Thats, that's not fair!" Rue was surprised by her own voice but she continued, "we did not do what you're accusing us of! Ask Admin Marigold! Check the cameras! This isn't-!"

"Rue." Captains voice was a simple short snap and she felt all her confidence and words die in her throat as they looked at her and slowly slightly shook their head giving her a level disappointed gaze that almost shattered the rest of her esteem.

Mays screaming pulled her away from Captains glare blood was splattered across walls and the arena floor, sharp claws were slashing into the flesh of her tummy section over and over again as Mightyena pinned her by the tail under its back legs. Rues fists hit the glass without her even thinking about it.

"Get off her! Stop it!" Rues fists hit the glass again banging at it repeatedly, Mightyena looked up at the sound and although it couldn't see Rue through the tinted glass it still smirked raising a paw and placing it on Mays cheek pressing her face into the floor of the arena in an act of sheer degrading and dominance claws sinking into flesh. Rue hit the glass again and a crack began to form.

"That is enough!" Captain barked at her, pulling her away from the glass so she couldn't hit it by the wrist like a parent dragging their child. "You have embarrassed me enough Rue. Cease."

Hot shame prickled in Rues veins threateningly burning at her eyes at Captains words unable to meet their gaze as her arms and fists shook. Captain looked as though they would say more but stopped deciding to leave the weight of their words to eat away at Rue instead.

In the arena May attempted to shove the furred beast off of her struggling and kicking at the flooring beneath her trying to get leverage or summon any strength as she shoved an arm under the Mightyena one hand grabbing it's throat the other arm pressed against it's ribs as she gave a mighty shove to free herself. Before she could even get back up she yelled out in pain as it sank it's teeth into her arm and to her horror they began to shake their head ragging and rattling her like a ragdoll pulling on her arm as they snarled gleefully tongue licking over the bloody arm in its mouth as it yanked. Teeth crushing down cutting through skin muscle nerves, it stopped to adjust its grip to bite down again using it's back teeth to crush bone, it kept pulling and yanking as she continued to scream, intending to rip the whole arm out the socket.

Rue could feel herself shaking, every part of her brain screaming to move to do something to say something to stop this from happening, her eyes locked onto the horrific display below as the Mightyena attacked and ravaged her friend, one of the only other people who was ever really kind to her, who said that they liked her that she was a good friend, even though Rue knew she wasn't the strongest and therefore that couldn't have been right.

'Cease.' Captains voice echoed over and over in her head, 'That's enough," why? It wasn't fair, none of this was fair they didn't do it they weren't being given a fair chance May couldn't fight she was just getting hurt for something she never did, neither of them did, it wasn't right, it wasn't right! How much longer would they let this continue?? How long till they decided she'd suffered enough for a crime she never committed?!

Her whole body was shaking; she felt rooted to the spot in vines and she wanted to break free from them as they metaphorically bound her in place, squeezing her into obeying. Her mind came into focus once again as May let out a different strangled down, Rue watched her eyes go white and a small field of psychic energy form and knock the Mightyena backwards to the other side of the arena. She watched as the other with a trembling exhausted bleeding body stood up and realised quickly what caused that scream, her arm that was reduced to that stupid mutts chew toy was hanging limply from its socket dangling unnaturally in a way that made Rue feel sick.

The psychic throw hadn't been enough to deter the Mightyena, watching in growing horror it simply shook off the toss before in slow motion Rue watched it's claws sink into the flooring to propel and throw itself forward to resume the attack on her friend, if it got her arm again it could do irreversible damage and her superiors clearly weren't calling the battle off, how much more would she have to go through?! It might kill her, if not losing her arm would be an even worse sentence. The mental image burned into her mind of her friend missing her arm, can't carry a tray anymore, can't help with lifting, can't carry equipment, she'd become obsolete, they… Rue didn't even know what they'd do, but she knew she couldn't just stay there.

Invisible vines and roots snapping as Rue flew forward, psychic energy smashing the glass exploding it inwards towards the arena before she hit it and quickly shooting the glass shards towards the Mightyena, impaling the flooring and parts of its body as it snarled at Rue.

"That's enough, you're not hurting her anymore!" Rue found her voice and movement that had hidden from her once more, energy collecting in her palm she threw the dark energy at the snarling mutt. Captain hurried to the broken glass panel looking down into the arena in horror to how this defiance reflected back into them, horror turning quickly to rage as they glowered down at Rue fighting the Mightyena. If it took her other eye it would be deserved, they thought.

Behind them a grunt came up the stairs as Rue ducked and dodged and defended against the Mightyena, not allowing it the chance to continue its assault on her friend. The grunt came and muttered something as Rue's tail slammed into the Mightyena, sending it flying across the arena. It's laughter only caused Rues anger to boil.

"Two mewtwo to defeat in one day, maybe they'll see just how ordinary and unspecial you really are!" It snarled as it lunged forward for Rue energy forming on its fangs and claws before it's body turned red reducing to data back into a pokeball, adrenaline still ran through Rues body as she frantically looked around floating to her friends side as she looked up at the broken glass panel.

"Admin Marigold has confirmed your story, an unregistered Deino was also captured in sector b. You're free to go to medbay then to each of your rooms." Rue felt herself growing hot with anger feeling ready to explode, 'free to go to medbay?! Free to go?! No apology? Did they expect us to go to our rooms injured?!" Had it not been for Mays weak hand grabbing onto Rue for support as she stumbled forward she may have unleashed her temper upon the superior who spoke watching them casually unsympathetic and unapologetic.

Instead Rue could only bow her head, knowing her voice would betray her carefully pulling Mays good arm over her shoulders as she wrapped her arm around her to support her gently covering her body is psychic energy to float them both out the room, managing a whispery "it's okay I've got you," at the whimper her friend made. Would they have even stopped the fight had the grunt not come? When would there be enough blood?

Rues head was swimming as she floated them both to medbay, she didn't even realise tears of frustration and confusion were running down her face until she felt Mays hand awkward reach and brush her cheek from where it was around her shoulders.

"Dont cry, please don't cry Rue im okay," Rue could only stare at her bewildered as despite it all she smiled and tried to reassure her. What if she hadn't been okay? What if it didn't stop..

[originalzin]

These were made for a game I played over on Twitter (I know, I know). Randomly chose a few mutuals and drew them as their favorite Pokémon in the classic gameboy palettes. It was a lot of fun, and I should absolutely do it again over here sometime now that everything's burning down.

[ask-elliotgang]

Yoyo @ Ardel: " Hey Ardel. How is the museum so far ? It's very nice of you to bring the kids there. You have a new little one with you. Burger ? Wanna tell me a bit more about them ? ...Do you wanna talk about how you feel about Burger's eyes ? I can be here if you need to talk to someone. I can help you watch over the kids too if you need to. "

Ardel seems to be looking through everything in front of him.

WARNING: EYESTRAIN + HANGING IMAGERY

His paws clench involuntarily.

ARDEL: "I... Don't... Want....."

He stops his sentence. He cannot continue it.

[ @ask-backpack-hypno ]

[c3m3t4ry]

more weird girl gym leaders now!!!!

[papergemstone]

It's always weird when I see a funny post on here, then it comes back around on a different site and they're doing significantly less funny things to it.

[jaredthebc]

Me and the gang have decided that Hilbert’s Mightyena from his Halloween Masters alt is his therapy dog

[friedbreadwombat]

Me giving my pokemon dumbass names: ha ha

People watching my screen from somewhere in the walls or something:

[daeta]

wait a second I think I am as old as my fursoma what was written in his reference. what is going to happen when I get older this year

[galaghiel]

been playing pokemon: rejuvenation for the past few days. might draw my team later

[felidthing]

i have no idea whats happening here

[pokemonwieldervolo85]

The Feebas that cried, “Mightyena!”

I decided to give you a cringe horror story I somehow came up with. Enjoy my fuckery :)

Once upon a time there was a school of feebas in a lake that bordered the sea. Wailord often came by but left quickly. Amongst the Feebas was a reckless, rude, arrogant, and selfish one who wished to go ashore one day but alas he didn’t know how. He often teased the others in his school for being ugly even though he was quite ugly himself.

“Hurry up you lazy brute!” He said as the other fish swirled and swam away from him in fear. He grinned at his only taste of true power. The nearby fish cowered at his presence as a dark shadow looked over him.

“Oh shut up!” Roared a nearby Gyradoes who bared it’s fangs in anger at the young Pokemon who just rolled his eyes at the atrocious Pokemon. “You must stop acting like this!” It continued harshly as a Milotic swam by and glared. That same Milotic nodded their head in agreement before swimming away

“Don’t be too harsh! He’s just like how you were as a Magikarp.” Spoke a rich and smooth voice from behind. It was the Dewgong who often visited the lake. It’s eyes gleamed with malice as he opened his mouth not to speak but to unleash an ice beam.

“Oh please! You’re all just some lazy idiots who need beauty tips from me!” Boasted the Feebas as he flexed his puny muscles. His smirk only won multiple glares from the nearby Pokémon. The Dewgong sighed as he swam away with a glare.

“Don’t forget about what I said!” Hissed the Gyradoes at the rude Feebas who just shrugged it off and swam away. He continued to be forceful towards the other Pokémon. But it wasn’t his force that was getting them to move so quickly. A dark presence was nearby and watching them.

Suddenly a large black paw clawed at the Feebas who just huffed, “Give me a damn break already you-you MIGHTYENA?!” His last words left his mouth as a shriek as two reddish yellow eyes gleamed in the sunlight. It barked at him as he tried to grab the poor fish again.

“Come here little one. I won’t hurt you. I want to help you with your desire.” Coaxed the bite Pokemon cooly. The Feebas sighed and let the Mightyena scoop him up. The sun shined harshly in the poor fish’s eyes.

“What the hell do you want?” He spat as the Pokemon showed the Feebas the sky and the bird Pokemon that flew in it. “Oh bird Pokémon they eat us fish Pokémon.” Commented the fish again.

“I was going to eat you but I decided to help you…” he grinned as he grabbed a plastic bowl and filled it with water. He dropped the pitiful the Pokémon in there. The Feebas snorted a thanks before pretending to fall asleep.

“Nice to know I was gonna be dinner for you…” he said as he stared at the canine like Pokemon. He realized that the Mightyena was questioning his decision as he licked his lips with a sinister gleam.

“I can’t have you for dinner!” Spoke the Pokemon who was dreadfully hungry. “It’s quarter to 1 it’s time to eat lunch!” He finished before the fish could respond. A Houndoom was in the background staring at the two chitchatting Pokémon.

“Really? That’s a lame as hell excuse for a bad as hell Pokemon.” Grunted the little guy as a Houndoom leaped in the lake and dove after some Feebas and ate them in front of the poor captured Pokémon.

“See? I’m not like that wretched beast. Now lets have some sandwiches for lunch!” He smirked as he put the bowl on his back. The poor fish had no idea what he was getting into by trusting the dark/normal type Pokémon.

An hour later they arrived at the place the Mightyena and apparently Houndoom call home. “So you’re a fish? You’re a bit selfish.” Grinned a Delcatty as she unsheathed her claws with a malicious grin. The Feebas spat out a insult but the Pokemon ignored him.

“Let me place you right here.” Cooed the bite Pokemon as he placed the bowl somewhere on a larger black counter. The Feebas huffed as he began to take a nap. Little did he know the water was getting even hotter each minute. The Pokémon at the house grinned as a Sceptile with a chef hat walked in with a smile.

“Fresh Feebas for everyone!” He grinned as he stared at the now boiled fish who sat in the bowl dead. Everyone cheered and praised the Mightyena. His house was a restaurant for Pokémon. The Pokémon in the lake had no idea and didn’t even care at all. A nuisance had been gotten rid of at last.

I had to make this safe for the pkmn wiki so if it wasn’t going there then it would have had a lot worse. And also I was simply to lazy to make a mature version. But let’s just say if I could then I would have had Mightyena ripped the Feebas’s heart out and eat it.

[noiivvern]

I beat the 3rd gym and i still only have 4 pokemon, of which i basically only use 2

[ask-elliotgang]

Hmmm how bout Positive and Luck type for Ardel, since I feel like he could use some good vibes

Good Lucky Ardel!

Consisting of a design of Jade (seen as good luck in Chinese cultures), 4-Leaf Clovers (a universally recognized symbol of good luck that originated from the Irish), The Evil Eye (the meaning of evil eye jewelry is that they are designed to protect the wearer from evil and ward off the evil that has been directed at them. Wearing any piece of jewelry with the evil eye symbol on it provides the wearer with both power and protection against evil spirits or bad luck. In this case I replaced Ardel's blue facial markings with them), Mushrooms (Mushrooms can be symbols of longevity and good luck. For the Olmec, Zapotec, Maya, and Aztec cultures, sacred mushrooms, called Teonanácatl, were declared as sacred and described as "God's flesh.") and Maneki-neko (The maneki-neko (招き猫, lit. 'beckoning cat') is a common Japanese figurine which is often believed to bring good luck to the owner.)

[greatmothsukk]

Enoko in the 1996 era pokemon style

Yes I considered houndoom and absol but I already used them in recent pieces and I like to give a spotlight to pokemon that Nintendo seem to hate like mightyena

Dracovish is half dunkleoseus and CHOMP fuck yeah

[drill-peck]

dark and ghost type trainers are so exhausting sometimes.

everyone thinks dark types are cool. you aren't a fucking pariah for having a mightyena, it's literally the 5th most common partner pokemon in hoenn. everyone thinks mimikyu is cute. shitloads of professional battlers have gengars.

that's all normie shit. you can have cool pokemon without acting like you're somehow the world's greatest victim for it.

[brucespringsteen]

Fuck it e street band pokemon teams

Bruce: machamp, mimikyu, rapidash, brambleghast, bouffalant, applin

Little steven: jigglypuff, toxtricity (amped form), exploud, midreavus, tinkaton, obstagoon

Clarence: exeggutor (alolan form), electivire, amoonguss, mime jr, ludicolo, krookodile

Patti: mudsdale, froslass, milotic, altaria, togekiss, stoutland

Nils: spoink, incineroar, mienshao, kommo-o, pidgeot, hitmontop

Roy: kricketune, porygon z, smeargle, alakazam, magnezone, reuniclus

Danny: spinda, banette, snorlax, wobbuffet, slowking, drifblim

Garry: toxtricity (low key form), drampa, weezing, breloom, ferrothorn, oddish

Max: rillaboom, dudunsparce, dreepy, mightyena, bronzong, chandelure