#Function As A Service
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starting an au only Malaysians or ASEAN would understand
#for legal reason I cant put âGrabâ#which is a delivery service here in Malaysia where workers can deliver just about anything to you with a fee#this comment function is not in the Grab app but rather discussed in rednote LMAO#girls would make list of like hot grab drivers and talk about it HAHA#gummmyart#doodle#grub au#simon ghost riley#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#this will only appeal to like 3 people#choose your delivery guy LMAO im either Ghost or Price#your mix rice is not mix rice anymore by the time Ghost arrives cuz the way he drives just fumbles the content
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Vetinari's Patricianate pulled it off, by the way. After the revolution, slowly, over many years of civil service.
The Times (truth), the remade Watch (justice),
âI'm sure we can pull together, sir.â Lord Vetinari raised his eyebrows. âOh, I do hope not, I really do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.â He smiled.
+ the directions things are going with golems, goblins and orcs (freedom), the Seamstress' Guild (reasonably priced love), and a hard-boiled egg.
#i have cried several times this week just from thinking about vetinari. if you're wondering#discworld#havelock vetinari#glorious 25th of may#meta#*#my meta#I'm not normally a crier he's just a higher tier or blorbo#that one post that said the wish fulfillment discworld peddles is having a functioning civil service. yeah#through the power of being autistic and gay we too can change the world#decades of work not one day if revolution. but it can be done
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George Russell and Lando Norris at the F1 75 launch event photo: Dave Benett
#look i think i've lost the ability to function as a result of this#we need to talk about it#the hand on the shoulder#the look in but not up#the height difference#thank you dave for your service#george and lando#george russell#lando norris#f1 75#the safest hands he knows
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if youâve ever wondered âhey what do the funeral people do when the service is going on and theyâre all in the back where we canât see themâ the answer is that the oldest guy was on tiktok, my partner assistant was breaking up with her boyfriend via text, the hearse driver had his airpods in, and i? i was reading fanfiction. but like tasteful fanfiction. out of respect.
#it is genuinely not because we dont care its just that we are literally only there to fulfill a function and not to participate in the#service itself. so like when the rabbi starts talking the phones come out and the tiktok comes on#like when we were needed that had our full attention and we did a fantastic job but it was like three hours long. tiktok.
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Pixie have good bad day, both.
went to plant store today with guardian Librarian ! Pixie really happy get time with guardian Librarian ! and ! also really like go to plant store
Pixie get pretty pretty flower plants !!! and a very happy tomato plant !!!
and ! Pixie look very carefully for to get good plants for guardian Wizard too , who could not go plant store because guardian Wizard have work hard
too late for pictures today but will get pictures later
but also . stranger person just walk right up to Sunshine and petted Sunshine and make Pixie sick âŚ
but is good example of Pixies disabled brain , how Pixie brain move much much too slow to stop people and not can just TELL people afterwards either , Pixie nonverbal, not can speak at all .
guardian Librarian stop other stranger person from doing same .
Pixie very grateful when guardians protect Pixie and Sunshine
and but ... happy new baby plants for play with !!!
#plant store#new baby plants#flowers#pixie garden#autism service dog#service dog#bad people#actually nonverbal#nonverbal#full time aac user#aac user#actually autistic#actually disabled#autism#severe autism#cognitive disability#low functioning#high support needs
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smthin about blitzø's romantic relationships defined by him as bodyguard, with fizz, with verosika, and with stolas. something about that being a part of his core, either as a negative (it's all about putting his body in front of theirs because he's the "less important" factor and it's the only real thing he feels has to offer alongside sex) or as a positive (he likes protecting others, he likes being of use, it's a good way of communicating how much he cares and he's good at it)
but yeah, that forming part of the foundations of those relationships from his side
#helluva boss#blitzø#blitzo#he'll protect all of his loved ones of course#but that's not what's needed for millie or moxxie or loona or barbie#bodyguard is a function that specifically relates to his romantic interests#ALSO AGAIN MY DESIRE FOR BLITZ!WHUMP#BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IF HE CANT PERFORM THIS SERVICE??????? I WISH TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my meta
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The painful artblock continues, I was working on a portrait of Uhura then I lost the specific reference pic I was working on :â) so here it is bc Iâm def not finishing it now lmaoo
#cursed by the inability to finish anything#if I had motivation itâd be over for you bitches#*executive function has gone offline please try again later or contact customer service#star trek#star trek tos#Nyota Uhura#I was trying the thing where you look at the ref and do the initial sketch upside down it was so cursed looking lmaooooo#digital art#sketch#wip#unfinished graveyard
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What if next summer I spend a month bopping around Europe
#the thing is last time i went to germany i did not have phone service#so when i was off wifi i was entirely dependent on the people i was with or what i had downloaded#and i still managed more or less to function and even do some solo exploring#but now? that i have 8 more years of life experience amply more money much less anxiety#and a phone plan that can go abroad?#i suddenly feel so free and powerful#if i get my health under control then next summer i can visit my friend in geneva and get my other friends to come for a week or so#and spend some time bopping around on my own
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[Privateer Swabbie] "captain. if you don't mind, whilst I've been swabbin awaey, I've come up with a few questions about yer'self I'd like answered."
[Captain Rose] "what be that, me boy?" [Privater Swabbie] "I noticed that unlike all the otha cap'ns you don't wear a jacket. much less, in fact, you lack a shirt. for what purpose do you bare yourself like this?" [Captain Rose] "... lucky I'm feeling generous or I'd cut ye tongue out. as fer yer question... while it may not be very ladylike to be prancin aboot near topless I'd rather not sweat me arse off. ye know it be getting warm 'round here. and while all th' otha cap'ns are dying of heat stroke, I'll be gettin at moost a nice tan." [Privateer Swabbie] "good that captain. I feel as if I've learned enough." (in truth, he just felt lucky to survive the encounter. may more questions plagued this poor man. and they would go unanswered.)
#this is the only reason I'll accept for why Pirate women get fanservice outfits.#the ONLY reason.#ironic that in a place surrounded by water heat is still more dangerous.#funny#humor#lol#haha#writing#writeblr#as long as the fan service is functional: i'll overlook it.#it has YET to be functional.#ocs#dialogue#character dialogue#writing dialogue#pirates#privateer#a privateer is a pirate mercenary.
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to the people who write summaries and wikis with thorough breakdowns of all the lore and media for a series that breaks it up into 20 different formats: you are doing fantastic work, may it remain intact and accessible well into the future, I owe you my life
to the people that decide splitting your series into 20 different media formats with critical lore in most/all of them is a good idea:
ARCHIVE YOUR SHIT IMMEDIATELY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
#my post#the hill i will die on is âDO NOT EXODIA YOUR MEDIA IF YOU WANT IT TO SURVIVE. DO NOT ASSUME. DO NOT SPLIT THE LORE.''#Example one: FNAF. It is in an absolute cocomelon state of comprehensibility. this is why the fans are insane (/positive).#Example 2: RWBY / RoosterTeeth. Were it not for the work of fans preserving their media#we would have lost SO MUCH fucking work and effort.#Example 3: Project Moon. Comics and fan-works have been scrubbed from the internet because they put their foot up their own asses.#(which at the same time i have endless respect for. but when the lore is any amount spotty. if you use a COMIC to supplement.)#Example 4: BATIM. Putting any amount of lore in the NOVELS is asking for karma.#(FNAF is not immune to this. AT ALL.)#Example 5: *EVERY FUCKING ARG OUT THERE*. It is SO stressful trying to get into a series on a timer-#-that is ENTIRELY decided by how long its host service keeps its components functional#Example 6: Warframe. Half the lore is in YOUTUBE TRAILERS. Half is in INACCESSIBLE EVENTS.#THE STORY IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE WITHOUT THE WIKI.#all of this is exacerbated by streaming services deleting anything and everything at the drop of a hat#and certain medias (BATIM. RoosterTeeth. FNAF) just straight up DELETING THEIR SHIT. for REASONS.#YOUR LONGEVITY IS DOOMED TO A BRIEF EXISTENCE WITHOUT A BACKUP PLAN
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I guess it speaks to how little the Bells Hells were truly involved with the world around them that the majority of the finale was just these little catch-up/send off denouements that didn't really bother to deal with the actual events of the Ruby Vanguard Conspiracy.
#Critical Role#the fact that the party betrayed literally the entire world ended up getting paid what was functionally lip service drives me insane#cr spoilers
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Ok I think im realizing this 5 years too late but in Avengers Endgame how the fuck was society relatively ok after 50% of ppl got snapped. Like I know the "logic" will just be "uhhh superheros and movie magic" but like irl things with 50% death rates (I think the black plague was up there?? Or it was around 30%) fundamentally shift the societies they occur in because they're that devastating
#easily another like 50% of the 50% surviving humans would have probs died too because essential services wouldnt be able to function#i just know they had like 5 seperate cholera epidemics cauee half the water sanitation staff got snapped
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OH YEAH. okay one thing I DO want to talk about from Skyfall. That I think we should be talking about more. is the "he went into the priest hole for TWO (2) DAYS" thing.
I had like. known that was A Thing, but ig didn't see or forgot what it looked like. but the first look at it I was like. whoa. this is.... how do I say. like there's something visceral and primal and primitive about it just being bare rock. and I made a comment about how insane that is, and esp seeing the mine/cave-like rock and the thought of TWO DAYS down there.. that it's sth "like returning to some sort of primordial earthly womb (tomb)"
but then later they showed that the priest hole is NOT just like a bolthole. but a whole-ass tunnel system!!! EXTRA wild! what was Bond doing down there? WHERE exactly was he in the priest hold then? Was he hunkered down in some corner? Was he wandering around the caves like some sort of primordial spectre.
also there's something interesting/cool about it being like. seemed like it was just going to be a bolthole, and then they revealed it was this whole-ass tunnel system. Skyfall has a lot of maze/hidden/hiding symbolism, and there's something interesting about there being this, like. hidden earthly labyrinth at the heart/hearth/underneath Skyfall.
also the idea of baby Bond wandering a stone labyrinth under the very bones of his ancestral home after the death of his parents... and the whole when he came out he wasn't a boy anymore or whatever it was exactly Kincade said.... hmmm......... Minotaur? Minotaur vibes perhaps? I think there is something here- I think there's something to be said about hidden monstrosity/adversity bringing out monstrosity in us, plus the whole nature/nurture question of like, Bond and HIS "nature," was he born brutal or was he made brutal
(by his career, by his forging as a 00 agent, by M's machinations-- speaking of machinations. but okay god the way she. Manages him... I DO think there's a lot of interesting parts throughout the movies but there was a particular moment in Skyfall when she was like. hunt them down. for Ronson. like ggngng that was like. the emotional equivalent of those loop/stick leashes they use to capture stray dogs.... lowering the loop around his neck and tightening... and then once it's tightened she can move him around cuz it's a stick and not just a rope leash, she can literally physically lead him...) (and also the nature/nurture question of Silva's rats thing)
#halfbaked00q dot edu#Skyfall posting#there's also a lot of interesting things we can analyze here abt the way Bond does or doesn't make eye contact#I think this is one of those 'soul looks like it wandered away from his body' movies#the way he is SO locked in with Severine in that convo... it's soo interesting#and the way he's like. kinda absent/going thru the motions w Moneypenny... until she puts that finger under his chin....#I also do rly like the way they kept it ambiguous if they slept together or not#although it does mean that Doylistically I think that means they shoehorned in the sleeping w Severine thing#cuz that's like. What Bond Should Do (sleep with hot chicks) but it didn't FIT with the previous scene I don't think....#although perhaps there's something interesting to read into like#she's a victim of the sex trade. he's a casualty of the need for sexspionage & 'by any means necessary'#and both of them in that moment were doing 'what they were supposed to' (I almost said what they were told lol. but I mean. ig that's not#wrong either? just like. what they were told. but doylistically)#so yeah I DO think there are interesting things in Skyfall that we could dig into more#that I don't think I've reaaally seen done or maybe done a lot of in fandom#although. you know me. I think the whole digging into the tension/fracture points in Bond's character are soo interesting. and so underdone#I think it's easy to just go with Bond as a whole character but to ME it's like. he has SO many stress points and fractures and#contradictions in his character. and that to me makes it sooo interesting#cuz it's present and it DOES cause tension/problems/trauma/etc#but also he's very like. brutally practical about it lmao! like. *shrug* strap my ribs in and keep walking cuz I gotta#or like. balances the knife edge of his contradictions and threads the needle of Remaining Functional#he's the machine that has been jury-rigged and patched up so many times that it's like. actually DON'T service it cuz you'll just#make it worse... like uhh water heaters that have never been drained - DON'T drain it cuz the limescale is probably what is keeping it#together and if you drain it you may actual reveal corrosion that is only being held together by the build-up#or like the car thing of like. if you've never changed your transmission fluid then the only thing keeping it running is the metal debris#and if you change it then actually it loses that debris that lets it catch and start and then you need a new transmission#sth like that
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Inadvertently found out that 5yoâs para has centered her entire understanding of her job all year on a goal from an outdated IEP that did not even include paraprofessional services at all, which goal does not appear on his most recent IEP that DOES include paraprofessional services, and when I brought the outdated IEP to her attention, got accused of claiming that 5yo hasnât made progress this year (he has) because sheâs doing a bad job (sheâs not) đđđ
#this came up because she told me that she is a safety para not a toileting para#when literally the service mandated by his iep is a toileting para#and the âsafetyâ goal she cited was a PT goal not a para goal#functionally she has done the correct job but I imagine her documentation is all wrong#which is something that should matter for future iep meetings!!
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John DarkĂłw, Columbia Missourian
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LETTERS FROM AN AMERICAN
February 15, 2025
Heather Cox Richardson
Feb 15, 2025
After World War II, the vast majority of AmericansâDemocrats and Republicans alikeâagreed that the federal government should regulate business, provide a basic social safety net, promote infrastructure, and protect civil rights. But not everyone was on board. Some big businessmen hated regulations and the taxes necessary for social welfare programs and infrastructure, and racists and religious traditionalists who opposed womenâs rights wanted to tear that âliberal consensusâ apart.
They had no luck convincing voters to abandon the government that was overseeing unprecedented prosperity until the Supreme Courtâs 1954Â Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas, decision permitted them to turn back to an old American trope. That ruling, which declared segregation in the public schools unconstitutional, enabled opponents of the liberal consensus to resurrect the postâCivil War argument of former Confederates that a government protecting Black rights was simply redistributing wealth from hardworking white taxpayers to undeserving Black Americans.
That argument began to take hold, and in 1980, Republican president Ronald Reagan rode it to the White House with the story of the âwelfare queen,â identified as a Cadillac-driving, unemployed moocher from Chicagoâs South Side (to signal that the woman was Black). âShe has 80 names, 30 addresses, 12 Social Security cards and is collecting veteranâs benefits on four non-existing deceased husbands,â Reagan claimed. âAnd she is collecting Social Security on her cards. Sheâs got Medicaid, getting food stamps, and she is collecting welfare under each of her names.â The woman was real, but not typicalâshe was a dangerous criminal rather than a representative welfare recipientâbut the story illustrated perfectly the idea that government involvement in the economy bled individual enterprise and handed tax dollars to undeserving Black Americans.
Republicans expanded that trope to denigrate all âliberalsâ of both parties, who supported an active government, claiming they were all wasting government monies. Deregulation and tax cuts meant that between 1981, when Reagan took office, and 2021, when Democratic president Joe Biden did, about $50 trillion moved from the bottom 90% of Americans to the top 1%. But rather than convincing Republican voters to return to a robust system of business regulation and restoring taxes on the wealthy and corporations, that transfer of wealth seemed to make them hate the government even more, as they apparently were convinced it benefited only nonwhite Americans and women.
That hatred has led to a skewed idea of the actions and the size of the federal government. For example, Americans think the U.S. spends too much on foreign aid because they think it spends about 25% of the federal budget on such aid while they say it should only spend about 10%. In fact, it spends only about 1% on foreign aid. Similarly, while right-wing leaders insist that the government is bloated, in fact, as Elaine Kamarck of the Brookings Institution noted last month, the U.S. population has grown by about 68% in the last 50 years while the size of the federal governmentâs workforce has actually shrunk.
What has happened is that federal spending has expanded by five times as the U.S. has turned both to technology and to federal contractors, who outnumber federal workers by more than two to one. Those contractors are concentrated in the Department of Defense. At the same time, budget deficits have been driven by tax cuts under Presidents George W. Bush and Donald Trump as well as the unfunded wars in Iraq and Afghanistan; the Treasury actually ran a surplus when Democratic president Bill Clinton was in office in the 1990s.
When asked, Americans say they donât actually want to get rid of government programs. A late January poll from the Associated PressâNORC Center for Public Affairs Researchâa gold-standard pollster for public attitudesâfound that only about 29% of Americans wanted to see the elimination of a large number of federal jobs, with 40% opposed (29% had no opinion). Instead, 67% of adults believed the U.S. is spending too little on Social Security, 65% thought it was spending too little on education, 62% thought there is too little aid for the poor, 61% thought there is too little spending on Medicare, and 55% thought there is too little spending on Medicaid. Fifty-one percent thought the U.S. should spend more on border security.
Nonetheless, Trump is echoing forty years of Republican rhetoric when he claims to have a âmandateâ to slash government and to purge it of the diversity, equity, and inclusion programs that hold the playing field level for Black Americans, women, people of color, and ethnic, religious, and gender minorities.
On February 11, Trump signed an executive order putting billionaire Elon Musk in charge of âlarge-scale reductions in force,â and yesterday, Musk and his allies began purging the federal government of career employees, beginning with employees still in their probationary period, typically those with less than a year in the job. The Department of Veterans Affairs lost 1,000 people, the Consumer Protection Financial Bureau lost more than 100 people, the U.S. Department of Agriculture lost more than 2,400, the U.S. Forest Service lost more than 3,000, the Environmental Protection Agency lost 400, the Small Business Administration lost more than 100, and the Interior Department lost 2,300, including workers at national parks. The Department of Health and Human Services is expected to lose nearly all of its 5,200 workers in their probationary period, including 1,300 at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)â10% of its workforceâwhile the National Institutes of Health (NIH) lost 1,500. âI am heartbroken, more than anything, for the future of science in this country as we gut this institution that has for so long been intentionally shielded as much as possible from politics,â an NIH employee told Will Stone, Pien Huang, and Rob Stein of NPR.
Five government employeesâ unions have sued, saying the mass firings violate the formal procedures for reductions in force. Employees say they were already understaffed and there is no way they will be able to keep up the level of their performance under the cuts. Senator Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) points out that rather than saving money, âit is a massive waste of taxpayer dollars to fire employees the department just invested months into recruiting, vetting and training.â
On Reddit, federal employees shared their experience. One wrote: âThe thing that I canât get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my f*cking firing. I make $50K a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.â
It certainly appears that those in charge of the firings didnât know what they were doing: on Thursday they fired more than 300 workers at the National Nuclear Security Administration, apparently not aware that they were the people who oversee the nationâs nuclear weapons. Today, Peter Alexander and Alexandra Marquez of NBC News reported that officials are now trying to rehire them but canât figure out how to reach them because the workers lost access to their work email when they were fired.
The firings of federal employees come after the Trump administration instituted a âfreezeâ on federal spending. This impoundment of funds is illegalâthe Constitution, Congress, and the courts have all established that once Congress has established a program, the president must implement it. But the truth is that Congress implemented these programs for a reason, and members would not kill them because they recognize they are important for all Americans.
Now MAGA voters are now discovering that much of what billionaire Elon Musk is cutting as âwaste, fraud, and corruptionâ is programs that benefit them, often more than they benefit Democratic-dominated states. Dramatically, farmers, who backed Trump by a margin of three to one, are badly hit by the freeze on funding provided by the Inflation Reduction Act for conservation of land, soil, and water. âThis isnât just hippie-dippy stuff,â Wisconsin cattle, pig, and poultry farmer Aaron Pape told Linda Qiu and Julie Creswell of the New York Times. âThis is affecting mainstream farmers.â
Similarly, the shutdown of the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) is a blow to the agricultural sector: USAID buys about $2 billion in agricultural products from U.S. farmers every year. It has also supported funding for research at state universities like the University of Tennessee, the University of Missouri, and the University of Louisiana.
Cuts to indirect spending in grants from the National Institutes of Health will also hit hard across the country, and states where Trump won more than 55% of the 2024 vote are no exception. Former college president Michael Nietzel noted in Forbes that Texas stands to lose more than $300 million; Ohio, more than $170 million; and Tennessee, Missouri, and Florida, more than $130 million apiece. These losses will cause thousands of layoffs and, as the Association of American Medical Colleges said, âdiminish the nationâs research capacity, slow scientific progress and deprive patients, families and communities across the country of new treatments, diagnostics and preventive interventions.â
Trump said Wednesday he wanted to shutter the Department of Education immediately, calling it âa big con job.â That Department provides grants for schools in low-income communities as well as money for educating students with special needs: eight of the ten states receiving the most federal money for their Kâ12 schools are dominated by Republicans.
Trump has called the Federal Emergency Management Agency a âdisasterâ and said states should handle natural disasters like hurricanes, wildfires, floods, and tornadoes on their own. But states do not have the resilience they need for such short-term emergencies. Once again, while all states receive FEMA money, Republican-dominated states get slightly more of that money than Democratic-dominated states do.
Before the 2024 election, Aaron Zitner, Jon Kamp, and Brian McGill of the Wall Street Journal noted that by 2022, 53% of the counties in the U.S. received at least a quarter of their income from government programsâprimarily through Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. Those counties heavily support Republicans, including Trump.
On Friday the Republican-dominated House Budget Committee presented its budget proposal to the House. It calls for adding $4.5 trillion to the budget deficit in order to extend Trumpâs 2017 tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations. It also calls for $1.5 trillion in spending cuts, including cuts to Medicare, Medicaid, and supplemental nutrition programs. Budget Committee chair Jodey Arrington (R-TX) said: âThe era of wasteful, woke, and weaponized government is over.â
For forty years, Republican politicians could win elections by insisting that government spending redistributed wealth from hardworking taxpayers to the undeserving because they did not entirely purge the federal programs that their own voters liked. Now Trump, Musk, and the Republicans are purging funds for cancer research, family farms, national parks, food, nuclear security, and medical careâall programs his supporters care aboutâand threatening to throw the country into an economic tailspin that will badly hurt Republican-dominated states.
A January AP/NORC poll found that only 12% of U.S. adults thought it would be good for billionaires to advise presidents, while 60% thought it would be bad.
Forty years of ideology is under pressure now from reality, and the outcome remains uncertain.
LETTERS FROM AN AMERICAN
HEATHER COX RICHARDSON
#Heather Cox Richardson#The Civil Service#Letters From An American#American History#history#40 years of ideology#reality check#a functioning government#DOGE#Musk#John Darkow
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quite interesting how the valencian government cut the emergency services and last october there were unprecedently catastrophic floodings there, and how the city of los angeles cut the funding for the los angeles fire department and now there is a catastrophic fire going on. almost as if there was a pattern going on here...
#california#valencia#obviously climate change played a big part in this as well#but the damage wouldn't have been so huge - and by damage i mean human damage - if there were better public services available#to the public. also prevention !!!!! in valència the prevention systems failed. no idea what is the situation in la but prevention is key#also in the case of la. it doesn't help that for some fucking reason usamericans insist of building out of wood and not brick#anyways. i hope any people who reads this from la is safe. i am sorry for y'all and only y'all#i am also very angry for the getty mansion getting burnt#i know this wouldn't have happened if all those art pieces were publicly owned and managed#we have protocols in public museums that's kinda what i'm studying#private museums or art galleries or cultural institutions are incompatible with its own supposed function
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