#Funny interaction

[tankirb]

Man accidentally reinvents Bionicle.

[dinosaurwithablog]

All is fair in love and law....

😁😍

[late-night-jams]

Robot girl: "humanity can not even begin to conceptualize of a better world yet as we still are viewing everything around us through colonialism. It is vital to society and human life itself that the colonialist world view be completely dismantled (which yes includes capitalism in its entirety)"

Puppy girl humping leg: "we should have gay sister sex :3"

[witchy-fanarchived]

Friend talking to me to get me into God of War while she’s watching mid let’s play of it

Friend: So there’s been this speculation that Atreus is actually Loki

Me: Does he have red hair?

Friend:-X-files theme starts to play-

[forebodingmusicstartsplaying]

When your asexual friend asks the wrong question and thus receives the exact wrong answer.

[skauni]

Met a guy on CoD Mobile today. That shit was funny as hell. We play 4 MP rounds together. And I had my mic off right? So as soon as we start losing our 5th round he goes “Can you even hear me?” I turn my character to his slowly and then there a pause and the match starts so he goes “I don’t think you can hear me.” And I waited no time to reply: “Nah I can hear you.” He said “Oh! Hi! :D” and it was so fucking funny I laughed for like 2 minutes and then started saying weird ADHD shit like “1 fish, 2 fish, Cow Shit, AYYYY MACARENA!” Needless to say I think he regretted getting me on the mic.💀💀💀💀

[maniccrystalhippie]

I need to share this very odd interaction I had while working night shift last night:

*we are literally standing outside of a trauma room waiting for the patient to be wheeled in by EMS*

Security: OH wow, it's weird to see someone here that's not in scrubs. What do you do here?

Me: I'm a scribe

Security: So that's what position you like to play?

*I am confused and trying to figure out if this man is attempting to sexually harass me and failing or what*

Me: What?

X-ray tech: Stop talking nerd *guard's name*, you're scaring her

Security: I suppose you don't know me very well, I like to play as a warlock

Me: *pauses to process like an old Windows XP* Are you talking about fucking D&D?

Security: Yeah, aren't you?

Me: You asked me what I do here, and I told you I'm a medical scribe. You're the one talking about dungeons and dragons

[hunterkin1]

Actual interaction I (blue blurred out) had on Wattpad some time ago. It's giving Tumblr asks

My user is blurred out because nobody needs to see my Wattpad stories. They mega suck. Trust me bro. Will give it out to those who ask.

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

Me: raising out of my nest of blankets on the couch after realizing someone else has been in the room for like 5 minutes

" good morning :-)"

My dad: "good morning oh Creepy one. How long have you been sleeping there?"

Me: " 27 minutes"

[bre-meister]

I had the funniest interaction the other day. I ran into some friends while on a mission with a younger student at my college and we talked a bit before continuing one with our original task but the conversation that followed was just too funny to me.

Student: I wanna hang out with you and your friends. I don’t have any good friends

Me (confused because it was kind of random): … ok?

Student: You’re friends just seem so cool and like super mature

Me: LOL they are definitely none of those things

I just find it funny how we can make friends off split second interactions and that is exactly how we find ourself years down the line like …. Why am I friends with these people???? but in like an endearing way

[phantom-does-a-thing]

 I looked over to the kitchen, the gaping doorway looked as if it held large double doors but all that was left was the rotting frame and some rusted hinges.

“Do you think that someone stole the doors?” Mary Ann joked walking up behind me. 

“Maybe,” I shrugged 

“I’m surprised that there is actually furniture left here, I would have thought that people would have stolen it a long time ago,” Ava commented stepping closer to the overturned couch.

“It’s not like any of this is worth much,” I commented looking over at her as she examined the shredded fabric.

“Well it had to have been worth something at one point,” She looked into the couch between the shreds of fabric, “I mean the coffee table had to have been worth something at one point.”

“Ava this house has been abandoned for a long time, now is not the time to be judging the interior designing and furniture worth,” I commented rolling my eyes.  Her cheeks flushed red.

[storiesplus]

Day 35! I just wrote about a fun interaction with a stranger. #writer #blog #StoriesPlusblog