https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeQAs4h4/
Omg I just saw this tiktok and it’s screaming Hazel and Eddie messing with Steve. I just had to share it with you
lol i love this trend. the way that they commit to the gaslighting of it all is so funny to me.
Eddie comes equipped with excuses for why he knows the answers (because sure, between him and Steve he’s not exactly notorious for keeping track of all those kinds of details).
Hazel: What’s my favorite color?
Steve: Uh…light purple.
Eddie: Periwinkle.
Hazel: Dad’s right.
Steve, pretending he’s not extremely annoyed: How the hell do you know periwinkle?
Eddie, who could not describe periwinkle with a gun to his head: I’m a writer. There’s metaphors in all that shit, Stevie.
The thing is, Steve actually knows the majority of the answers and manages to either tie with Eddie or completely beat him to the punch, and Eddie, who went into this thinking he’d come out with an easy victory (and a vaguely ticked-off Steve, which is always a plus in his book), does not appreciate having that taken away from him, so he completely forgets that he’s supposed to be playing it cool and instead starts firing off answers before Hazel can even say the whole question.
Hazel: What’s my favorite mov–
Eddie: Parent Trap.
Steve: *side-eyes them both*
He catches on not long later (when Eddie correctly guesses Hazel’s favorite season of The Bachelor before she even says the name of the show).
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"You are the apple of my eye."
The brainrot continues and my association with him and apples grows.
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Okay so, do you headcannon any of the girls as also being LGBTQ? If so which one (s)
yeah i've put a normal amount of thought into this? hopefully?
mostly because, as an lgbtq person who was surrounded entirely by straight adults, I sometimes wonder how being raised by queer people affects your perception of being queer yourself. if any of y’all were raised by lgbtq people, pls weigh in because i’d truly love your input, but i have to imagine that at a minimum, you might have a totally different view of sexuality in general. it might not be a whole thing or whatever for them to date girls as well as or instead of boys because not only are they being raised by two dads, but they're also close with their aunts Robin and Nancy, and practically half of their other aunts and uncles are queer in some capacity too, so being lgbt was never "out of the norm" for them.
i also think that “psychology guy”-steve took a “psych of gender” class in college (it actually would probably have been called something like “women’s psych” at the time but the coursework would be the same-ish) that changed his entire life, and he made sure that he and eddie weren’t raising their daughters to fall into those gender role traps. The girls played with toy trains and cars as much as they played with their pretend kitchen, didn’t get scolded for roughhousing unless someone was getting injured for real, and were always allowed to explore whatever interests they wanted without any regard for whether or not it was a "girl thing".
All in all, I think the girls just go through life liking who they like and not making the who part of it a big deal.
Anyway, to answer your actual question –
Moe is gay. 100%. Also – anyone who read this and caught a vibe between her and Gray. Y’all are spot on. I don’t think they’d date in high school though; it’d be more like the situation in this tiktok.
I feel like Robbie is the kid who tried on different labels like hats in high school, but once she hit her college years and mellowed out a little bit, she landed on ol’ reliable queer and stuck with it. She does date cis men, and could probably label herself pansexual if she wanted to, but she’s also pretty much the physical embodiment of this tiktok trend, so it’s rare for her to find a guy she can tolerate dating longer than a month (much to Steve and Eddie’s relief).
Also, if any of them experience any kind of gender fuckery, it's probably Robbie, but again, her dads never made gender a big deal growing up so she kind of just rides the wave of it as it comes (and plays around with her gender expression quite a bit – Frankie from Better Things vibes perhaps?)
I’m on the fence about Hazel. She could def give femme lesbian energy, but I also v much enjoy the idea of Steve and Eddie sweating over finding out she has a boyfriend. Bisexual maybe? idk idk i’ll keep you updated
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“When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.”
I Corinthians 13:11 NKJV
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humans + armand headcanons
armand does sometimes treat humans like playthings. like an ethologist?? but with humans and he's a vampire. he loves seeing how things tick, how they work, and sometimes, that extends to people.
can armand fall in love with humans? yes. and canonically he does. but even when love is involved, armand has a selfish disposition where he chases what makes him feel good. if the human vibes with it, it's good. match made in hell. likewise, for those he loves, he'll fiercely protect, but i think it's important to reinforce that armand is very detached from humanity and human morality.
he can enjoy the company of humans, but he's always going to be a monster capable of killing, especially if they are just acquaintances.
this changes when he loves someone. when he loves them, he won't kill them. he will try everything he can to keep them from dying. but does he treat them with full agency? not really. and not always. there are always exceptions to the rule, but i think it's important to note that armand doesn't respect human life ( or vampire life in some cases ) all that much, unless it's someone who means something to him.
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𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬: open to f.
𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭: twilight verse ! i'm a 500 year old vampire and you're the fragile ( & unknowing ) human i've chosen to spend the rest of eternity with.
MADE WITH BETA.
❛ sparkle ? no, it's this dumb lotion my sister bought me. ❜
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