#random number generation

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

hello world.

i am 371 lines of python script

i randomly generate tumblr posts

i have 31100 possible original posts

open for suggestions for new words, please submit in ask box

new posts WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT

[greenslime69]

The ninth doctor was so insane fr he was like I watched my planet get destroyed and I can't share this trauma with anyone. I will fix this by befriending a human girl and taking her to see her planet get destroyed. This is normal behaviour.

[heybaetae]

you are the cause of my euphoria cr. namuspromised

[deedala]

Timestamp Gif Roulette ⇆ 05x10: South Side Rules ↳Peach + 10 for @michellemisfit

[dailyfigures]

i'm currently figuring out the best way to randomly select the giveaway winners so once i do, they will receive a message later tonight!

[slendermanager]

Slenderemployee of the Month

Greetings from slendermanagement,

I am excited to announce our first ever Slenderemployee of the Month!

All of the slenderblogs have been hard at work this past month, placing pages, pronouns, and etc. Slendermanagement wanted to take the time to recognize one of the fabulous slenderblogs and invite everyone to celebrate their awesome slenderness.

Congratulations @trans-slenderman !

There is pizza in the breakroom.

[nikki-rook]

Time Stamp Roulette - Good Omens 2x02

[fairy-orchid]

The Untamed ⚔ Randomised Timestamp Edition -> Episode 1: The Notorious Yiling Patriarch

[pebbltree]

cannot wait to see what random minecraft item or out-of-the-blue duo im going to get emotionally attached to this time around

[puhpandas]

prompt from @kookyc

Extinct

(891 words)

It was supposed to just be a silly marathon.

Gregory threw out the idea to Freddy, who mentioned wanting to learn more about the outside world. Which... he cant really do as only a head, despite Gregory and Vanessa having plans to get him a body.

Gregory just wanted to show him some of the world around him, nature and all that crap, from the comfort of Vanessa's apartment, by watching a nature documentary.

Gregory should have known letting the episode about bears play was a bad idea.

"Bears are extinct?!" Freddy cries, once again suprising Gregory with the suprising amount of emotion in his robotic voice.

Gregory sighs, and facepalms, pausing the TV. "Yeah. Went extinct a couple years back. Polar bears went first, and then they all just kinda dropped from there."

Freddy sputters, and looks at the grizzly bear on the TV with somehow shiny eyes. "B-But I thought humans were supposed to protect nature and the wild animals that inhabit it!"

Gregory frowns. "Yeah, they're supposed to. But things happened and not everything can be saved."

Freddy looks away from the TV and at him, LED eyes shining bright with emotion. "I am a bear. I am Freddy Fazbear. What does this mean for me?"

Gregory sighs. "Oh boy."

"If bears are all extinct, does that mean I am the last bear in the world?" Freddy starts, eyes staring blankly at the wall. "I am not a real bear, though. Does that mean I am apart of my own species? With the Pizzaplex closing down, will there be no more of me made? Am I the last of my kind?!"

Gregory pats Freddys head when he begins to sound frantic, and he grabs the remote, turning off the documentary and putting on YouTube. "Maybe we should watch something else. I dont think worrying over whether you can go extinct as a robot is good for your programming."

Freddy mimics taking a deep breath, like how Vanessa showed him how to do if Freddy ever malfunctions over Gregory being away. "You are right, Gregory. What would my ancestors think if I was wasting the life of the last bear on earth with worrying? They would want me to live it to the fullest!"

Gregory pauses. "Er... that's not what I meant--"

"Nonsense!" Freddy exclaims. "Put on some more information about nature, Superstar. I want to learn about those before me!"

Vanessa walks into the room before Gregory can respond, holding a bowl of popcorn. "I heard yelling. What happened?"

Gregory waves sporratically at the TV and then at Freddy. "Vanessa, tell Freddy that he isn't apart of a species and that he wont go extinct like bears did!"

Vanessa plops down on the couch, and she hums nonchalantly, in thought.

"Well... technically..."

Gregory stares at her. "Vanessa."

Gregory can see a slight twitch in her carefully neural expression, and he feels his blood boil. "Technically, Glamrock Freddys have gone extinct, since they wont be rebuilding another Pizzaplex."

Gregory stands up off the couch. "But he isnt even apart of a species to begin with! He cant even go extinct!"

Vanessa's stony expression finally breaks, and she bursts out laughing when Freddy cries out.

"So it is true!" Freddy exclaims, distraught. "I am the last Glamrock Freddy!"

Gregory shakes his head and sighs, sitting down. "Sure, I guess... but Freddy, you arent just a Glamrock Freddy," Gregory says, and sends Vanessa the stink eye when shes still laughing.

"You're one of a kind. And being so unique that there arent any more of you isnt a bad thing. How would you feel if there were two of me?"

Freddy hums, mulling over Gregory's words. "I cannot imagine there being two of you, Superstar, same with Vanessa, but..." He trails off. "You are not like me, Gregory. You were not created to entertain and inspire. You are just you, and I am me."

"That's right. You're you." Gregory counters. "It doesnt matter why we were created, it matters what we do with our lives while we live them."

Gregory sends Vanessa a meaningful look, and she just stares at them when her laughter dies down considerably, a serious expression on her face.

"Damn," Vanessa pokes him. "Why are you pulling out all of the existential wise words, squirt?"

Gregory shrugs. "I dunno. Freddy seems like he needs it."

Freddy rumbles a low sound, and Gregory recognizes it as thinking. "So..." Freddy begins. "you are saying that I am myself, and there is nobody else like me, therefore I cannot truly die?"

Gregory scratches behind his head. "Well, I didnt put it like that..." He says. "But yeah. I guess."

Freddy smiles. "That was very wise, Superstar." He praises. "I will keep this in mind next time I feel like I am in a jumble."

"...Jumble?" Gregory mutters, then shakes his head. "No problem, Freddy. I just don't want you to have an existential crisis again."

"How about we watch one of your, as you put it, 'vlogs', Superstar?" Freddy asks.

Gregory grins. "You dont even have to ask."

The video Gregory put on was only playing for a couple minutes when Vanessa spoke up suddenly, a quiet mumble.

"Well technically, a long line of Freddys have been fizzled out over decades and never used again, so Freddy can go extinct."

"Vanessa!"

ao3 link

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

decriminalize killing people criminalize elon musk

[ifindus]

I don't wanna bother you, but do you ever think you could draw norway taking care of sick iceland (when you got the time)?❤️

Digging out this old ask from almost a year ago ✨ Thank you for the ask, I finally got the time 😅💖

[lucascsinclairs]

Time Stamp Roulette​

s4e9: The Piggyback

[oifaaa]

Honestly you could always just charge what you want. If people want to pay more because they think it’s worth more than you’re charging they can always tip!

Good point gonna make this fun for myself and set my prices via random number generator let's see what the generator thinks I should charge for a full body complete colour work (adding in 2 extra zeros as it won't let me put in decimals)

The generator has spoken I will charge £3.08 for a full body full colour sketch (about $3.89 for you USA people)

[y2khaos]

i needed to contribute to this meme immediately its so funny

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

ROUND 1 MOST FUCKABLE FF14 MAN