#Gavin Schmidt

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50-prozentige Chance, dass 2023 das wärmste Jahr seit Beginn der Aufzeichnungen wird: NOAA

Klimaexperten der US-Regierung haben am Montag darauf hingewiesen, dass es eine Wahrscheinlichkeit von fast 50 Prozent gibt, dass 2023 das wärmste Jahr aller Zeiten wird. Sie warnen zudem davor, dass es im nächsten Jahr noch heißer werden könnte. Sarah Kapnick, Chefwissenschaftlerin der National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), erklärte, dass 2023 bisher das drittwärmste Jahr seit…

[anxiousant]

I have come to the realization that i have a thing for a very specific type of character design. That being when the characters act apathetic because they don't want others to think that they care. BUT ACTUALLY THEY DO CARE. They care so much it makes me physically sick. Case in point:

Andrew minyad, all for the game

Kaz brekker, six of crows

Carden, folk of the air series

Victor, Vicious

Vanja, little thieves

Ronan lynch, raven boys

Allistair and Gavin, all of us villans

I'm sure there are more, but these are all i could think of rn. Anyway I'm a sucker for any such characters. If anyone has any recommendations, do let me know

[gwandas]

we need to stop ignoring nesta x helion. i need a rom com au where she’s fucking her sister’s father in law

[gogogodzilla]

The Basics

Hello everyone! I just thought I'd put together a post where you can find everything

Find me on ao3 and wattpad!

Request Rules

♡ ⇢ smut ☾ ⇢ series ☠︎︎ ⇢ one shot/headcanons

kinktober 2023

Detroit Become Human

➯ Connor (RK800)

⇢ Criminal Analysis ♡ ☾

⇢ Kiss it Better ☠︎︎

⇢ Kiss Me More ☠︎︎

⇢ Tease ♡ ☠︎︎

⇢ Like Real People Do ☠︎︎

⇢ Missed You ♡ ☠︎︎

⇢ Morning, Sunshine ☠︎︎

⇢ Be My Baby ☠︎︎

➯ Gavin Reed

⇢ Bad Habits ☾

⇢ Baby Come Back ☠︎︎

⇢ No One Else ♡ ☠︎︎

➯ Misc DBH Characters

⇢ Better Together

Dragon Age: Inquisition

➯ Cullen Rutherford

⇢ Lovers' Quarrel ☠︎︎

⇢ Happily Ever After ☠︎︎

Five Nights at Freddy's

➯ Mike Schmidt

⇢ Leave the Light On ♡ ☠︎︎

⇢ Easy Mornings ♡ ☠︎︎

⇢ Date Night ♡ ☠︎︎

⇢ Daybreak ♡

The Hunger Games

➯ Peeta Mellark

⇢ Just a Taste ♡

⇢ Dress ♡

[stupd000]

Gavin Fanfic💋🤍

Gender neutral reader❤️

Work was long, and tiring, and bad. It was a bad day.

Freelancer walks into them and Gavin’s shared apartment

G-“There they are.”

Gavin smiles and stands up from the couch, walking over to the door where Freelancer was hanging up their coat. It was cold out, even though it was only November.

Fl-“Hey Gav.”

Freelancer gives Gavin a half-smile. Their eyes are tired.

Gavin immediately senses the stress in Freelancers core, rushing over to them immediately

G-“Love?”

Gavin looks at them with a look that asks, ‘What’s wrong?’

Fl-“Just…a long day”

Freelancer smiles half-heartedly, trying to convince him that it really was, just a bad day.

G-“Don’t lie Baby.”

Freelancer sighs, knowing they won’t win the back and forth battle.

Fl-“Yeah, yeah no I’m lying.”

Freelancer chuckles slightly at their last statement, then deflating slightly.

Gavin hums before opening his arms to welcome Freelancer into himself, Freelancer practically falls into his arms.

Fl-“It was a really, really bad day Gav.”

Freelancer frowns, burying their face into Gavin’s neck.

G-“I can tell, Love. Let’s talk about it, yeah?”

Freelancer nods before leaning back, out of Gavin’s arms. They look up at him before walking to their couch, Gavin following close behind.

Gavin flops down, putting his arm on the headrest, freelancer falling right next to him and leaning into him.

G-“So..what happened at work today?”

Gavin rubs Freelancers shoulder up and down, soothingly.

Fl-“everyone was being a dick today, and then i wrote a report, 5 pages long! and it got deleted because i forgot to save it.”

Freelancer goes on the babble about their day, keeping themself pressed close against Gavin as he continues to move his hands up and down their side. His touch keeps them sane, Their touch keeps him sane.

G-“I’m sorry your day was so rough Baby. You wanna…unwind in any way?”

Freelancer smiles and nods,

G-“In what way?”

Freelancer closes their eyes, shrugging.Gavin snickers he grabs the remote and turns something on, as he’s about to turn the tv on, Freelancer than grabs the remote from him

Fl-“We are not watching Ginny and Georgia again.”

Gavin laughs, nodding before letting freelancer take the remote and put on, they put on some..old cartoon they both like.

they continue to sit together on the couch, watching half of a season of this cartoon until Gavin notices soft snores from Freelancers direction. Gavin leans in towards Freelancers ear

G-“You feelin’ better?”

Freelancer nods sleepily, sinking further into him.

G-“Alrighty.”

Gavin grunts as he lifts Freelancer into his arms

G-“Time for bed.”

Gavin carries Freelancer to bed, gently laying them down into their shared bed as he tucked them in, walking to the other side of the bed, then getting in himself.

G-“Goodnight, my love.”

[the-babygirl-polls]

Babygirl Polls Lineup: Week One

Hello everyone! Here we have the lineup for the first week of the Babygirl Polls! Thank you so much for all your submissions!

Klarion Bleak (Young Justice)

Dante Sparda (Devil May Cry)

Ace Ukiyo (Kamen Rider: Geats)

Bro Strider (Homestuck)

Michael Schmidt (Five Nights at Freddy's)

Cole Brew (Rhythm Doctor)

Peppino Spaghetti (Pizza Tower)

Negan (The Walking Dead)

Todd (Not Me: The Series)

Dan (Not Me: The Series)

Sound (My School President)

Nuengdiao (Never Let Me Go)

Adolin Kholin (The Stormlight Archive)

Xue Yang (The Untamed)

Aaron Warner (Shatter Me)

Jean Descole (Professor Layton)

Curt Mega (Spies are Forever)

Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney)

Ghost (Call of Duty)

Emperor Belos/Phillip Wittebane (The Owl House)

Wen Kexing (Word of Honor)

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

Taichi Hiraga-Keaton (Master Keaton)

Akk Pipitphattana (The Eclipse)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Bruce Wayne/Batman (The Batman (2022))

Kenzo Tenma (Naoki Urasawa's Monster)

Jason Todd/Red Hood (DC)

Usami Tokishige (Golden Kamuy)

Char Aznable (Mobile Suit Gundam)

Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Vegas (Kinnporsche: The Series)

Barry the Chopper (Full Metal Alchemist)

Khatha (Midnight Museum)

Ronald Lynch (Home Movies)

Ballister Boldheart (Nimona)

Rex Dangervest (The Lego Movies)

Emmett Brickowski (The Lego Movies)

Knife (Inanimate Insanity)

Nickel (Inanimate Insanity)

Balloon (Inanimate Insanity)

Nona (Locked Tomb Series)

Laudna (Critical Role)

Ryu Suyeol (Bad and Crazy)

Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield)

Gregory House (House MD)

Ingo (Pokemon)

L (Death Note)

Elijah Volkov (Camp Here and There)

Kevin (Welcome to Night Vale)

Yuma Kokohead (Master Detective Archive: Raincode)

Alex Horne (Taskmaster)

Vash the Stampede (Trigun, Trigun Maximum, and Trigun Stampede)

Greg Davies (Taskmaster)

Byron (Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum)

Shang Tsung (Mortal Kombat 1)

Garry (IB)

Homelander (The Boys)

Cardan Greenbriar (The Folk of The Air Trilogy)

Omega (Mega Man Zero)

Clive Rosfield (Final Fantasy 16)

Cassian Andor (Star Wars)

Ted Spankoffski (Hatchetfield)

Tang (Lego Monkey Kid)

Tomura Sigaraki (My Hero Academia)

Liam de Lioncourt (Monster Prom)

Matthew Patel (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off)

Ethan Winters (Resident Evil)

Kim Dokja (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint)

Waver Velvet/Lord El Melloi II (Fate Series)

Dave (Dave and Bambi)

Yoo Joonghyuk (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint)

Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

Akira Nishikiyama (Yakuza/Like A Dragon)

Eddie Diaz (9-1-1)

Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time and Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake)

Sanji (One Piece)

Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug

Romeo Montague (& Juliet)

Luz Noceda (The Owl House)

Lance Dubois (& Juliet)

Francois Dubois (& Juliet)

William Shakespeare (& Juliet)

Chesed (Lobotomy Corporation)

Cesare (Bigtop Burger)

Morris (Stardew Valley)

Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Estinien Varlineau (Final Fantasy XIV)

Frederick Chilton (Hannibal)

Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Jaskier (The Witcher)

Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Radovid (The Witcher)

Trafalgar Law (One Piece)

Zagreus (Hades)

Shadow The Hedgehog (Sonic)

Sepiroth (Final Fantasy)

Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Reverend Rod Putty (Moral Orel)

[dusksimulacre]

The Roomies Household

Fun Fact: The Roomies in Oasis Valley are actually based on the TV Show New Girl, so :

Zoe Patel= Jessica Day

Mitchell Kalani= Nick Miller

J Huntington III= Schmidt

Gavin Richards= Winston Bishop

Therefore I based my makeovers on those characters while trying to keep the essence of the sim?

I decided to makeover Sierra Moss, the cop from Get to Work, as Aly, to be Gavin's love interest.

However I was stuck on who could be CeCe. That is until Winnie Harlow's sim was added to the gallery. She has amazing compatibility with Zoe, so I thought it fit perfectly, given that she's a model IRL.

Anyway, ignore my rambling, they all live in The Loft together, above a replica of The Griffin for Mitchell to pretend to be a bartender in.

P.S. Zoe and Mitchell also have amazing compatibility so it was meant to be.

[I just finished bingewatching New Girl again and I'm very sad]

[thoughtlessarse]

The leap in temperatures over the past 13 months has exceeded the global heating forecasts – is this just a blip or a systemic shift? In a remarkably candid essay in the journal Nature this March, one of the world’s top climate scientists posited the alarming possibility that global heating may be moving beyond the ability of experts to predict what happens next. “The 2023 temperature anomaly has come out of the blue, revealing an unprecedented knowledge gap perhaps for the first time since about 40 years ago, when satellite data began offering modellers an unparalleled, real-time view of Earth’s climate system,” wrote Gavin Schmidt, a British scientist and the director of the Nasa Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York. If this anomaly does not stabilise by August, he said, it could imply “that a warming planet is already fundamentally altering how the climate system operates, much sooner than scientists had anticipated”. Many in the science and environment community read these words with alarm. Was the leap in temperatures over the past 13 months, which has exceeded the global heating forecasts of experts, a sign of a systemic shift, or just a temporary anomaly? If the world was warming even faster than scientists thought it would, seemingly jumping years ahead of predictions, would that mean even more crucial decades of action had been lost? With August now here, Schmidt is a fraction less disturbed. He said the situation remains unclear, but the broader global heating trends are starting to move back in the direction of forecasts. “What I am thinking now is we aren’t that far off from expectations. If we maintain this for the next couple of months then we can say what happened in late 2023 was more ‘blippish’ than systematic. But it is still too early to call it,” he said. “I am slightly less worried, but still humbled that we can’t explain it.”

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[kp777]

The leap in temperatures over the past 13 months has exceeded the global heating forecasts – is this just a blip or a systemic shift?

Excerpt:

In a remarkably candid essay in the journal Nature this March, one of the world’s top climate scientists posited the alarming possibility that global heating may be moving beyond the ability of experts to predict what happens next. “The 2023 temperature anomaly has come out of the blue, revealing an unprecedented knowledge gap perhaps for the first time since about 40 years ago, when satellite data began offering modellers an unparalleled, real-time view of Earth’s climate system,” wrote Gavin Schmidt, a British scientist and the director of the Nasa Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York. If this anomaly does not stabilise by August, he said, it could imply “that a warming planet is already fundamentally altering how the climate system operates, much sooner than scientists had anticipated”.

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🔥Sinful Sunday🔥 Masterlist 2022-2024

Heyoooo! We are hitting a milestone here folks! It's been a 2 YEARS since I started doing this thing. I hope you've been enjoying the weekly updates, I sure as hell have!!!

If you're new or just want to know where all the Sinful Sunday updates are, I've made a masterlist here. I'm planning on continuing Sinful Sunday for as long as I can! Check back every week for new works/chapters!

Thank you all again for the continued love and support, I really couldn't have done it without y'all! 😈🔥😍

🌟=Newest update

Stranger Things Fics

HOT TO GO! (harringroveson) Vain for my blood (vampire!billy harringrove) Eastside (harringrove->harringroveson) Jawbreaker (Harringrove: MGK AU) Empathetic Asshole (Harringrove: Body Swap AU) my ex's best friend (Harringrove: L.A. Modern Actor AU) Ride with U (Harringrove: Superpowers AU) You Know What They Say About Assuming (Steddiegrove) Death Changes Everything (Mungrove) Watch me come apart (steddiegrove) Figure You Out (steddiegrove, Rydon, Eddie/Brendon) Here (In Your Arms) (Mungrove, PWP, finger sucking) Love me or hate me, I just don't care (Billy centered, fighting, angst w/happy ending, harringroveson smut) 🌟Neverender (Billy centered, angst, eventual harringroveson)

Spiderman Multiverse Series

Deja Vu (Parksborn, Peter 2/Peter 3) Separation Anxiety (SpideyVenomBrock, parksborn, spideypool) The New Kid (Parksborn: No Powers 2000's AU) Cat got your tongue? (SpiderCat: Insomniac Games) Mirror Images Part 1 (Petercest 1/2/3) Mirror Images Part 2 (Peter 2/Peter 3) Mirror Images Part 3 (SpideyDevil: Peter 1/2/3/Matt Murdock) He can't do it on command (Petercest 1/2/3)

Detroit Become Human

Brothers (Hankconvin/Connor/OC's) The Eden Club Sequel! Hurt me baby, I can take it (Hankvin, PWP) The Eden Club (Hankcon/Hankvin/Convin: Undercover Sex Work AU) Fire up the night (hankconvin900) Tantrum (hankvin) Happy Birthday Gavin (Hankconvin900) Call me when you want, call me when you need (Hankconvin) My love language is misery (angsty eventual hankconvin) Gavin Reed Fanart-SFW, NSFW DPD Christmas Party (PWP GavinxNinesxHankxConnor) Deviant Droid Convention (FANART-Nines, Connor, Johnny 5, Bee)

Harry Potter

Certainly Professor (Drarry: HBP Canon Divergence) Silence Isn't Golden (Drarry: Sequel fic)

Emo The Musical

Best/Worst Day Ever (Bradley/Ethan)

The Gay And Wonderous Life Of Caleb Gallo

If love was easy, they'd name it after you (Billy/Caleb/Karen)

True Detective

Haunted Houses (Rust/Marty)

Ted Lasso

Locker Room Stress Relief (Roy/Jamie) 4 AM (Roy/Jamie) Fever (Roy/Trent) Triangles are the strongest shape (Keeley/Jamie/Roy)

New Girl

Naked (Nick/Schmidt)

The Office-US

How's your summer? (Jim Halpert/Ryan Howard)

House M.D.

Plenty to go around (House/Chase, Chase/Everyone)

Twilight

Love bites, but so do I (Jacob x Bella x Edward)

White Collar

Secret Gay-gent Man (Peter/Neal, P/E/N)

[maaarine]

Bibliography: books posted on this blog in 2024

Sara AHMED (2010): The Promise of Happiness

Cat BOHANNON (2023): Eve: How the Female Body Drove 200 Million Years of Human Evolution

Holly BRIDGES (2014): Reframe Your Thinking Around Autism: How the Polyvagal Theory and Brain Plasticity Help Us Make Sense of Autism

Johann CHAPOUTOT (2024): The Law of Blood: Thinking and Acting as a Nazi

Caroline CRIADO-PEREZ (2019): Invisible Women: Exposing Data Bias in a World Designed for Men

Gavin DE BECKER (2000): Survival Signals That Protect Us from Violence

Virginie DESPENTES (2006): King Kong Theory

Annie ERNAUX (2000): Happening

Lisa FELDMAN BARRETT (2017): How Emotions Are Made: The Secret Life of the Brain

Shaun GALLAGHER (2012): Phenomenology

David GRAEBER (2015): The Utopia of Rules: On Technology, Stupidity, and the Secret Joys of Bureaucracy

Sarah HENDRICKX (2015): Women and Girls with Autism Spectrum Disorder: Understanding Life Experiences from Early Childhood to Old Age

Sarah HILL (2019): This Is Your Brain on Birth Control: The Surprising Science of Women, Hormones, and the Law of Unintended Consequences

Luke JENNINGS (2017): Killing Eve: Codename Villanelle

Bernardo KASTRUP (2021): Decoding Jung’s Metaphysics: The Archetypal Semantics of an Experiential Universe

Roman KOTOV, Thomas JOINER, Norman SCHMIDT (2004): Taxometrics: Toward a new diagnostic scheme for psychopathology

Benjamin LIPSCOMB (2021): The Women are Up to Something: How Elizabeth Anscombe, Philippa Foot, Mary Midgley, and Iris Murdoch Revolutionized Ethics

Dorian LYNSKEY (2024): Everything Must Go: The Stories We Tell About The End of the World

Kate MANNE (2024): Unshrinking: How to Fight Fatphobia

Mario MIKULINCER (1994): Human Learned Helplessness: A Coping Perspective

Jenara NERENBERG (2020): Divergent Mind: Thriving in a World That Wasn’t Designed for

Lucy NEVILLE (2018): Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys: Women and Gay Male Pornography and Erotica

Peggy ORNSTEIN (2020): Boys & Sex: Young Men on Hookups, Love, Porn, Consent, and Navigating the New Masculinity

Lucile PEYTAVIN (2021): Le coût de la virilité

Lynn PHILLIPS (2000): Flirting with Danger: Young Women’s Reflections on Sexuality and Domination

Stephen PORGES (2017): The Pocket Guide to the Polyvagal Theory: The Transformative Power of Feeling Safe

Joëlle PROUST (2013): The Philosophy of Metacognition: Mental Agency and Self-Awareness

John SARLO: The Mindbody Prescription: Healing the Body, Healing the Pain

Jessica TAYLOR (2022): Sexy But Psycho: How the Patriarchy Uses Women’s Trauma Against Them

Manos TSAKIRIS and Helena DE PREESTER (2018): The Interoceptive Mind: From Homeostasis to Awareness

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Thanks for tagging me @murkwaterrsss !

10 Characters. 10 Fandoms.

Raleigh Samson - Dragon Age

Handsome Jack - Borderlands

Don Malarkey - Band of Brothers

Gavin Reed - Detroit Become Human

Mike Schmidt - FNAF Movie

Eddie Gluskin - Outlast Whistleblower

Wrench - Watchdogs

Mae Borowski - Night in the Woods

Cornelius Hickey - the Terror

Paddy Maine - SAS Rogue Heroes

Tagging with no pressure! @almost-a-class-act @latibvles @multifandomlover01 @mash-the-buttons @ashhquack @bobparkhurst @lewis-winters @georgieluz @blvestxr

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On a planet called Earth, over 7 billion people were bustling about their daily lives. Each year, tens of millions were born, and tens of millions died, leaving traces of their existence in the air, water, soil, and even space. Yet, these signs would not last forever. In a few hundred years, our buildings would crumble, our stone monuments, plastic, Styrofoam, and even the evidence of our nuclear endeavors would fade away.

This realization led to an intriguing question: How could we be sure that we were the first advanced civilization on Earth? According to the Silurian Hypothesis, we couldn't. This hypothesis posed a fascinating premise that perhaps, long before humans, there might have been other advanced civilizations that left no trace for us to find.

The idea of the Silurian Hypothesis was inspired by an episode of Doctor Who, where intelligent reptilian creatures called Silurians awakened from 400 million years of hibernation due to nuclear testing. While this was a work of fiction, the hypothesis raised a profound possibility: What if there were once other advanced civilizations on Earth that have completely vanished?

Humans often think that their existence and their civilization are eternal, but history teaches us otherwise. Take ancient Egypt, for instance. For over 3,000 years and across 30 dynasties, Egyptians lived under the shadow of the pyramids, fished the Nile, and mingled with other cultures. To them, their civilization seemed everlasting, yet it too disappeared. Similar fates befell the Mesopotamians, the Indus Valley civilization, the Greeks, Nubians, Persians, Romans, Incas, and Aztecs. These great empires, once thriving with millions, left behind scant evidence of their grandeur.

Modern humans have been around for about 100,000 years, a mere blip in the hundreds of millions of years that complex life has existed on Earth. Given this vast expanse of time, it's conceivable that other intelligent species might have risen and fallen long before us. Would we even know they had been here?

Adam Frank and Gavin Schmidt explored this in their paper on the Silurian Hypothesis. They pointed out that our usual methods of studying ancient societies—through artifacts and ruins—only work for relatively recent history. When you want to look millions of years back, things get complicated. Earth's surface itself is dynamic, constantly reshaped by plate tectonics. Today's mountains were once ocean floors, and new lands form as old ones erode. The oldest surface land discovered, the Negev Desert, is only about 1.8 million years old.

Even fossils, our primary windows into ancient life, are rare. Specific conditions are needed for fossilization: hard body parts, rapid burial, high pressure, and low oxygen. Despite dinosaurs roaming the Earth for 180 million years, we have only a few thousand near-complete fossils. The odds of finding evidence of a short-lived species like Homo sapiens in the fossil record are slim.

Furthermore, less than one percent of Earth's surface is urbanized today. Artifacts like roads, cities, and machines would decay and disappear within a few thousand years. Even the aftermath of a nuclear war would eventually fade away. To detect ancient advanced civilizations, scientists must look for indirect evidence.

The Silurian Hypothesis suggests looking for markers of industrialization on a global scale. One key marker is changes in the isotopic composition of elements, which can be detected in sedimentary layers. For instance, human activities have altered the nitrogen cycle and increased the levels of certain metals like gold, lead, and platinum. Most notably, the burning of fossil fuels has changed the carbon isotope ratios in the atmosphere, known as the Suess effect, which is detectable in sediment cores.

Interestingly, a sudden global change in carbon and oxygen isotope levels was observed 56 million years ago during the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum (PETM). The PETM saw Earth's temperature rise by six degrees Celsius over 200,000 years, with fossil carbon levels spiking. Some scientists speculate that a massive volcanic eruption caused this, but the exact cause remains unknown. Could it have been evidence of an ancient civilization? Probably not, but it does show how such an event could leave a detectable mark.

The Silurian Hypothesis, while not proving the existence of ancient civilizations, provides a framework for searching for them, not just on Earth but also on other planets. The Drake Equation estimates the number of extraterrestrial civilizations in our galaxy, suggesting there could be anywhere from 150,000 to 1.5 billion. If intelligent life can arise multiple times on a single planet, as the Silurian Hypothesis proposes, it opens up exciting possibilities for finding civilizations throughout the galaxy.

Mars, once warmer and wetter, and Europa, one of Jupiter's moons with its saltwater ocean, are prime candidates for such investigations. While the authors of the Silurian Hypothesis don't believe ancient civilizations existed on Earth before humans, their ideas give us tools to explore and perhaps someday discover the rich tapestry of life that may have once existed, both on Earth and beyond.

[gogogodzilla]

kinktober 2023 masterlist

☠︎︎ day 1 ➯ pegging, nathan drake ☠︎︎ day 2 ➯ choking, steven grant ☠︎︎ day 3 ➯ quickie, harry potter ☠︎︎ day 4 ➯ cock warming, charlie swan ☠︎︎ day 5 ➯ nipple play, anthony bridgerton ☠︎︎ day 6 ➯ dry humping, preston garvey ☠︎︎ day 7 ➯ face fucking, sam drake ☠︎︎ day 8 ➯ almost getting caught, cullen rutherford ☠︎︎ day 9 ➯ size difference, paladin danse ☠︎︎ day 10 ➯ breeding kink, steve rogers ☠︎︎ day 11 ➯ mutual masturbation, steve harrington ☠︎︎ day 12 ➯ public sex, maccready ☠︎︎ day 13 ➯ mommy kink, wanda maximoff ☠︎︎ day 14 ➯ face sitting, john "soap" mactavish ☠︎︎ day 15 ➯ keeping quiet, bigby wolf ☠︎︎ day 16 ➯ toys, natasha romanoff ☠︎︎ day 17 ➯ thigh riding, bucky barnes ☠︎︎ day 18 ➯ orgasm control, johnny silverhand ☠︎︎ day 19 ➯ 69ing, john hancock ☠︎︎ day 20 ➯ cock worship, rafe adler ☠︎︎ day 21 ➯ spitroasting, gavin reed and connor (rk800) ☠︎︎ day 22 ➯ hatefucking, gavin reed ☠︎︎ day 23 ➯ virginity loss, edward cullen ☠︎︎ day 24 ➯ primal play, arthur morgan ☠︎︎ day 25 ➯ humiliation, könig (modern warfare 2) ☠︎︎ day 26 ➯ sensory deprivation, wanda maximoff ☠︎︎ day 27 ➯ cuckholding, iron bull ☠︎︎ day 28 ➯ dubcon, android!gavin reed ☠︎︎ day 29 ➯ somnophilia, mike schmidt (fnaf movie) ☠︎︎ day 30 ➯ corruption, shane (stardew valley) ☠︎︎ day 31 ➯ sex pollen, peeta mellark

surprise! i swear i'm not ignoring my askbox 😭

@illusioninfnty and i are doing the same kinks, if you wanna check out her profile ;)

read on ao3

[fantasticpants]

Every now and then I take the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz for Homelander to see which characters are spiritually closest to him, because it amuses my brain. This is my most recent quick test result. He always vibes with so many epic mean girls...

Homelander (The Boys): 90%

Regina George (Mean Girls): 89%

Gavin Belson (Silicon Valley): 88%

Selina Meyer (Veep): 88%

Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia): 88%

Sharpay Evans (High School Musical): 88%

Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones): 87%

Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender): 87%

Logan Delos (Westworld): 87%

Ari Gold (Entourage): 87%

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter): 86%

Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale): 86%

Scarlett O'Hara (Gone With the Wind): 86%

Jacqueline White (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt): 86%

Valencia Perez (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend): 86%

Barbara Kean (Gotham): 86%

Ernesto de la Cruz (Coco): 86%

Jan Levinson (The Office): 85%

Sterling Archer (Archer): 85%

Stormfront (The Boys): 85%

Jamie Tartt (Ted Lasso): 85%

Alison DiLaurentis (Pretty Little Liars): 85%

Jackie Burkhart (That 70's Show): 84%

Lindsay Bluth Funke (Arrested Development): 84%

Gabrielle Solis (Desperate Housewives): 84%

Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl): 84%

Dan Egan (Veep): 84%

Jenna Maroney (30 Rock): 84%

Commodus (Gladiator): 84%

The Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs): 84%

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As with the other Roomies members, I based each makeover on the respective New Girl character they supposedly parody. Zoe’s based on Jess/Cece, J on Schmidt, Mitchell on Nick, etc. I gave the household a cat named Fergie, based on Winston’s cat Furguson from the show.

Name: Gavin Richards Pronouns: he/him Age: Young Adult Career/Schooling: Writer/2 with Language & Literature degree Aspiration: Bestselling Author Personality: Knowledge Traits: Insider, Creative, Neat Zodiac: Libra Likes: Research & Debate, Island Radio Music, Brown, Focus Music, Yellow, Writing, Orange Dislikes: Pop Music, Fitness, Media Production, Rock Climbing Hobby: Learning & Discovery Skills: Writing/3

Name: Fergie Age: Adult Species/Breed: Cat/American Bobtail Traits: Playful, Lazy, Spoiled Owner(s): Gavin Richards