#Geoffrey Simon

[kittimu]

Cast and crew of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy radio series, circa 1979, colorized by me

(Left to right: Douglas Adams, Geoffrey Perkins, David Tate, Geoffrey McGivern, Mark Wing-Davey, Simon Jones, and Alan Ford)

[raptor-tooth-remade]

Some self indulgent rp shenanigans illustrated involving my boy Simon and McCullum (from the Vampyr series)

This interaction did not end well for Simon. @theplagueraven

[yonderghostshistories]

[laderniereseancedecedrique]

X (2022)

En 1979, en plein mouvement porno chic, Maxine Minx, actrice pornographique en devenir, part en road trip à travers le Texas avec son petit ami et producteur Wayne Gilroy, les acteurs Bobby-Lyne Parker et Jackson Hole, le réalisateur amateur RJ Nichols et sa petite amie Lorraine Day pour tourner un film pornographique intitulé Les Filles du fermier (The Farmer's Daughters).

Le groupe arrive chez Howard et Pearl, un couple de personnes âgées chez qui ils comptent tourner le film. Alors qu'ils commencent à tourner, sans que le couple ne sache de quel genre de film il s'agit, Maxine est invitée dans la maison par Pearl. Elles conversent et Pearl se plaint de son âge et exprime de la jalousie pour la jeunesse de Maxine avant de lui faire une avance sexuelle. Plus tard, elle regarde Maxine et Jackson coucher ensemble et est excitée. Elle demande à son mari de lui faire l'amour, mais il refuse à cause de son insuffisance cardiaque.

La nuit tombe et le groupe se détend dans le gîte. Lorraine, prête à perdre sa réputation de prude, demande à participer au tournage. RJ s'y oppose directement et accuse le groupe de lui avoir demandé, ce à quoi ils répondent qu'il s'agit entièrement de sa décision. RJ filme ensuite la scène de sexe entre Lorraine et Jackson mais, frustré du changement de script et de l'adultère de Lorraine, décide de partir en laissant le groupe pendant que tout le monde dort. Il est arrêté par Pearl qui tente de le séduire. Quand il la repousse, elle le poignarde à mort. Lorraine et Wayne remarquent que RJ est absent et partent à sa recherche. Pendant qu'il cherche dans la grange, Pearl leurre Wayne et le tue d'un coup de fourche dans les yeux. Lorraine est invitée dans la maison par Howard, qui prétend que Pearl a disparu et lui demande d'aller chercher une lampe torche dans la cave. Quand Lorraine tente de remonter, elle découvre qu'elle est enfermée et trouve le corps sans vie d'un esclave sexuel pendu au plafond de la cave.

Howard arrive au gîte et demande à Jackson de l'aider à trouver Pearl. Jackson trouve une voiture – appartenant au cadavre de la cave – dans un étang avant que Howard ne lui tire dans la tête. Pendant ce temps, Pearl entre dans le gîte, va se coucher nue avec Maxine et la caresse. Maxine se réveille et hurle, ce qui fait fuir Pearl sous les yeux de Bobby-Lyne. Lorraine utilise une hache pour essayer de sortir de la cave, mais Howard l'attaque et lui brise les doigts. Bobby-Lyne suit Pearl à l'extérieur et essaie de l'aider à s'éloigner de l'eau du lac. Pearl accuse Bobby-Lyne d'être une prostituée et la pousse dans le lac, où elle se fait dévorer par un alligator.

Maxine voit Pearl et Howard revenir au gîte et se cache sous le lit. Le couple discute des meurtres avant de faire l'amour. Maxine parvient à s'enfuir jusqu'au van, où elle trouve le cadavre de RJ et les pneus crevés. Armée d'un pistolet trouvé dans la boîte à gants, Maxine entre dans la maison et libère Lorraine, qui l'accuse des événements. Malgré l'aide qu'essaie de lui apporter Maxine, Lorraine s'enfuit par la porte d'entrée et se fait tirer dessus par Howard. Alors que Howard et Pearl commencent à déplacer le corps, Lorraine, mourante, se met à bouger, ce qui provoque une attaque cardiaque et la mort de Howard.

Maxine prend les clefs du camion de Howard et Pearl et essaie de tuer Pearl, mais le pistolet n'est pas chargé. Pearl essaie de tuer Maxine mais elle évite la balle tandis que le contrecoup fait bondir Pearl, qui se brise la hanche. Alors que Pearl est allongée dehors, elle demande l'aide de Maxine. Cette dernière refuse et lui roule sur la tête avec le camion. Maxine part de la ferme. Le lendemain matin, la police arrive à la maison et retrouve les corps.

Il est révélé que Maxine est la fille d'un prédicateur fondamentaliste dont les discours sont télévisés tout au long du film. La police trouve la caméra de RJ et spécule sur ce qu'elle peut contenir.

[camyfilms]

THE KING’S SPEECH 2010

You have such perseverance, Bertie. You're the bravest man I know. You'll make a bloody good king.

[ulrichgebert]

Nach all dem Unfug ein Klassiker aus dem National Theatre. Von 1707! Verarmte Schönlinge versuchen mit List, bevor sie in den Krieg ziehen müssten, stattdessen reiche Frauen zu heiraten und geben sich in einer zweifelhafen Spelunke als reiche Edelmann mit Diener aus. Da es sich bei The Beaux' Stratagem um eine Komödie handelt, klappt das natürlich, nach einigen Schwierigkeiten. Daß eine der reichen Frauen verheiratet ist, ist noch die kleinste. Aus dem National Theatre mit dem immer entzückenden Samuel Barnett, Gesang, Tanz und irgendwie schon wieder reichlich Unfug.

[eurodynamic]

ugh how do you always have the best icons 😩😩 karlo explain yourself!!! i'm always in love with them 💕 your jonathan and your simon icons are my faves and the one you have right now is just *chef kiss* 👌🏻 you're always so spot on spare some talent pls i beg you 😭💖

AHHH thank you so much liliana ily!! you were one of ghostsoap catalysts after all 😌👌 here's a bigger render of him for you 💖

[kwebtv]

Jonathan Lynn, Simon Cuff, Robin Nedwell, Barry Evans, George Layton and Geoffrey Davies in "Doctor in the House"

[mariocki]

James Maxwell, in various stages of fake facial hair, as Joseph, part of a gang of German art thieves, in The Saint: The Art Collectors (5.18, ITC, 1967)

[cinemacentral666]

Shakespeare in Love (1998)

Movie #1,084 • FRIDAY FILL-IN

This came out 2 years and 9 months before 9/11. There's no way to say if this was a coincidence or not and I am no way insinuating that the release of Shakespeare in Love had anything to do with the towers falling on that fateful day. But facts are facts.

Look, I don't have much to say about this. When I reviewed the very blah Captain Corelli's Mandolin for The Year of Cage project, I thought it was funny that it was Coach John Madden's follow-up to this Oscar-slaying "little movie that could." It's also funny that, at the time, this was scene as such an underdog, because it seems EXACTLY like the type of movie that would clean up at the Academy Awards when viewed today. This is all to say that it's completely fine. It's not my bag but I could totally see how and why it would be someone's favorite film of all-time. I was also struck by its tone, which is explicitly going for a romcom vibe. In my memory, it was a much more serious movie but honestly if that had been the case, it probably would have been even worse.

SCORE: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½

[perfettamentechic]

10 maggio … ricordiamo …

10 maggio … ricordiamo … #semprevivineiricordi #nomidaricordare #personaggiimportanti #perfettamentechic

2022: María Duval, nome d’arte di María Mogilesky, attrice argentina. Sposò con José Grosman, e poco dopo si ritirò dallo spettacolo. (n.1926) 2021: Neil Connery, Neil Niren Connery, attore scozzese. Fratello di Sean Connery. (n. 1938) 2019: Maurizio Ancidoni è stato un attore italiano, attivo come attore bambino tra il 1969 e il 1973. Fratello dei doppiatori Sandro Acerbo e Rossella Acerbo, ha…

[medievalandfantasymelee]

Submissions are closed but many of our noble and worthy Contenders still need Propaganda to aid them...

Of our 294 Entrants, the following 27 have had no text propaganda submitted

Amarendra Baahubali [Prabhas], Baahubali Series (2015-2017)

Arondir [Ismael Cruz Córdova], The Rings of Power (2022-)

Asbjörn [Tom Hopper], Northmen: A Viking Saga (2014)

Balian de Ibelin [Orlando Bloom], Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

Bjørn Ironside [Alexander Ludwig], Vikings (2013-2020)

Sir Bowen [Dennis Quaid], Dragonheart (1996)

Elrond Half-elven [Robert Aramayo], The Rings of Power (2022-)

Geoffrey Chaucer [Pier Paolo Pasolini], The Canterbury Tales (1972)

King Henry VIII [Ray Winstone], Henry VIII (2003)

Isildur, Son of Elendil [Maxim Baldry], The Rings of Power (2022-)

Prince Jingim [Remy Hii], Marco Polo (2014)

Kai [Michael Gothard], Arthur of the Britons (1972, 1973)

Sir Lancelot [Richard Gere], First Knight (1995)

Merlin [Nicol Williamson], Excalibur (1981)

“The Mute” [John Bernthal], Pilgrimage (2017)

“One-Eye” [Mads Mikkelsen], Valhalla Rising (2009)

Sir Percival [Tom Hopper], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)

Pero Tovar [Pedro Pascal], The Great Wall (2016)

Ragnar Lothbrook [Travis Fimmel], Vikings (2013-2020)

Richard III [Benedict Cumberbatch], The Hollow Crown (2012-2016)

Robin Hood [Tom Riley], Doctor Who: “The Robot of Sherwood” (2014)

“The Sherriff of Nottingham” [Alan Wheatley], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1955-1959)

“The Sherriff of Nottingham” [Peter Cushing], The Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960)

Syrio Forel [Miltos Yerolemou], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Tormund Giantsbane [Kristofer Hivju], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Ubbe [Jordan Patrick Smith], Vikings (2013-2020)

Wil Ohmsford [Austin Butler], Shannara Chronicles (2016)

The following 63 DO have text propaganda, but only consisting of a single sentence, (or propaganda that contains spoilers) and could use a bit more...

Aguilar de Nerha [Michael Fassbender], Assassin's Creed (2016)

Allan-A-Dale [Joe Armstrong], BBC’s Robin Hood (2006-2009)

Sultan Alauddin [Ranver Singh], Padmavaat (2018)

Amleth [Alexander Skarsgård], The Northman (2022)

Arman [Matevy Lykov], I Am Dragon (2015)

King Arthur [Graham Chapman], Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Asneez [Isaac Hayes], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Ash Williams [Bruce Campbell], Army of Darkness (1992)

Azog the Defiler [Manu Bennett], The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014)

Ser Barristan Selmy [Ian McIlhinney], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Sir Brian de Bois-Guilbert [Sam Neill], Ivanhoe (1982)

Carlos I [Álvaro Cervantes], Carlos Rey Emperador (2015-2016)

Cesare Borgia [Mark Ryder], Borgia: Faith and Fear (2011-2014)

Charles Brandon [Henry Cavill], The Tudors (2007-2010)

Chu Hun [Peter Ho], Double World (2020)

Connor MacLeod [Christopher Lambert], Highlander (1986)

Prince Dastan [Jake Gyllenhaal], Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)

Dong Yilong [Henry Lau], Double World (2020)

Eamon Valda [Abdul Salis], The Wheel of Time (2021-)

Sir Elyan [Adetomiwa Edun], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)

Forge Fitzwilliam [Hugh Grant], Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

Galavant [Joshua Sasse], Galavant (2015-2016)

Galessin, Duke of Orkney [Alexis Hénon], Kaamelott (2004-2009)

Gandalf [Ian McKellan], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Geralt z Rivii [Michał Żebrowski], The Witcher (2002)

Gimli, Son of Gloin [John Rhys-Davies], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Prince Hamlet [Christopher Plummer], Hamlet at Elsinore (1964)

King Henry V Plantagenet [Kenneth Branagh], Henry V (1989)

Prince Humperdink [Chris Sarandon], The Princess Bride (1987)

Ivanhoe [Anthony Andrews], Ivanhoe (1982)

Jack [Tom Cruise], Legend (1985)

Ser Jaime Lannister [Nikolaj Coster-Waldau], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Jaskier [Joey Batey], The Witcher (2019-)

Little John [Eric Allan Kramer], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Prince John [Richard Lewis], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Sir Lancelot [Luc Simon], Lancelot du Lac (1974)

Sir Lancelot [Santiago Cabrera], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)

Loial [Hammed Animashaun], The Wheel of Time (2022-)

Matrim “Mat” Cauthon [Donal Finn], The Wheel of Time (2022)

Meriadoc “Merry” Brandybuck [Dominic Monaghan], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Mikoláš Kozlík [František Velecký], Marketa Lazarová (1967)

Murtagh Morzansson [Garrett Hedlund], Eragon (2002)

Niankoro [Issiaka Kane], Yeelen (1987)

Niccolo Machiavelli [Thibaut Evrard], Borgia: Faith and Fear (2011-2014)

Phillippe Gaston [Matthew Broderick], Ladyhawke (1985)

“The Player” [Richard Dreyfuss], Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990)

Rand al’Thor [Josha Stradowski], The Wheel of Time (2022-)

Richard II Plantagenet [Ben Whishaw], The Hollow Crown (2012-2016)

Robin Hood [Kevin Costner], Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Robin Hood [Jonas Armstrong], BBC’s Robin Hood (2006-2009)

Rodrigo Borgia [Jeremy Irons], The Borgias (2011-2013)

Rollo [Clive Standen], Vikings (2013-2020)

Roose Bolton [Michael McElhatton], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Saruman [Christopher Lee], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Sid [Luke Youngblood], Galavant (2015-2016)

“Taunting French Guard” [John Cleese], Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

King Theoden, Son of Thengel [Bernard Hill], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Thierry of Janville [Jean-Claude Drouot], Thierry la Fronde (1963-1966)

Sir Thomas Grey [Nigel Terry], Covington Cross (1992)

Trumpkin [Peter Dinklage], The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

Vlad III Dracula [Luke Evans], Dracula Untold (2014)

Wat [Alan Tudyk], A Knight’s Tale (2001)

Wen Kexing [Gong Jun], Word of Honor (2021

And the following 57 have had fewer than 3 pictures submitted as visual propaganda

Prince Aemond Targaryen [Ewan Mitchell], House of the Dragon (2022-)

Ahmad [Mahesh Jadu], Marco Polo (2014)

Shah Ala ad Daula [Olivier Martinez], The Physician (2013)

Alessandro Farnese [Diarmuid Noyes], Borgia (2011-2014)

Amarendra Baahubali [Prabhas], Baahubali (2015-2017)

Amleth [Alexander Skarsgård], The Northman (2022)

Arman [Matvey Lykov], I Am Dragon (2015)

Arthur Pendragon [Oliver Tobias], Arthur of the Britons (1972-1973)

King Arthur [Sean Connery], First Knight (1995)

Sir Bowen [Dennis Quaid], Dragonheart (1996)

Sir Brian de Bois-Guilbert [Sam Neill], Ivanhoe (1982)

Carlos I [Álvaro Cervantes], Carlos Rey Emperador (2015-2016)

King Caspian X [Samuel West], BBC’s Prince Caspian and the Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

Cesare Borgia [Mark Ryder], Borgia (2011-2014)

Prince Charmont [Hugh Dancy], Ella Enchanted (2004)

Chu Hun [Peter Ho], Double World (2020)

Connor MacLeod [Christopher Lambert], Highlander (1986)

Dong Yilong [Henry Lau], Double World (2020)

Fjölnir [Claes Bang], The Northman (2022)

Francesco de Pazzi [Matteo Martari], Medici (2016-2019)

Geoffrey Chaucer [Pier Paolo Pasolini], The Canterbury Tales (1972)

Gest [Jakob Þór Einarsson], Hrafninn flýgur (1984)

Gimli, Son of Gloin [John Rhys-Davies], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

King Henry II [Peter O’Toole], The Lion in Winter (1968)

Hugh Beringar [Sean Pertwee], Cadfael (1994-1998)

Prince Jingim [Remy Hii], Marco Polo (2014)

Little John [Nicol Williamson], Robin and Marian (1976)

Kai [Michael Gothard], Arthur of the Britons (1972, 1973)

Sir Lancelot [Richard Gere], First Knight (1995)

Lurtz [Lawrence Makoare], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Meriadoc “Merry” Brandybuck [Dominic Monaghan], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Merlin [Nicol Williamson], Excalibur (1981)

Much [Sam Troughton], BBC’s Robin Hood (2006-2009)

Murtagh Morzansson [Garrett Hedlund], Eragon (2002)

Niankoro [Issiaka Kane], Yeelen (1987)

Niccolo Machiavelli [Thibaut Evrard], Borgia: Faith and Fear (2011-2014)

“The Player” [Richard Dreyfuss], Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990)

Podrick Payne [Daniel Portman], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Rilk [Jesse Lee Keeter] JourneyQuest (2010)

Robert the Bruce [Chris Pine], Outlaw King (2018)

Robin Longstride [Russell Crowe], Robin Hood (2010)

Saburo Naotora Ichimonji [Ryu Daisuke], Ran (1985)

Sid [Luke Youngblood], Galavant (2015-2016)

Sihtric Kjartansson [Arnas Fedaravicius], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)

Syrio Forel [Miltos Yerolemou], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

“Taunting French Guard” [John Cleese], Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Thierry of Janville [Jean-Claude Drouot], Thierry la Fronde (1963-1966)

Sir Thomas Grey [Nigel Terry], Covington Cross (1992)

Thraxus Boorman [Amar Chadha-Patel], Willow (2022]

Sir Tristan [Kingsley Ben-Adir], King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

Uglúk [Nathaniel Lees], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

“Unnamed Elf Escort” (Alias: “Figwit”), The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

Wen Kexing [Gong Jun], Word of Honor (2021

Wil Ohmsford [Austin Butler], The Shannara Chronicles (2016)

Will Scarlett [Patrick Knowles], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)

Will Scarlett [Christian Slater], Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Willow Ufgood [Warwick Davis], Willow (1988, 2022)

[milksockets]

'simon boyle of allsopp, 1967' in the day of the peacock: style for men 1963-1973 - geoffrey aquilina ross (2011)

[camlannpod]

Hi! So let’s say one of your listeners’ whole knowledge about Arthurian legends is that there was King Arthur, knights, Round Table and Grail. And they were like: fine, doesn’t matter, I will certainly enjoy Camlann anyway. And let’s say that after two episodes they did realise that it matter to them and they do have a deep personal need to actually know something more. What would you recommend them to read to learn more (or like anything) about Arthurian legends?

HI!!!!! Well, in this hypothetical situation, first of all I would say thank you very much to this listener for caring enough to ask.

Second, my big recommendations would be Le Morte d'Arthur by Thomas Mallory (maybe the most famous Norman version of the stories) and The Mabinogion, translated by Sioned Davies (the most Welsh version of the stories!). In particular I'd recommend this listener read up on Culhwch ac Olwen and Peredur, which have been referenced so far. I'd also strongly recommend this person read Gawain and the Green Knight (I like Simon Armitage's version, which is also available as an audiobook).

If this person wanted to go further, they could also read translations of Chretien de Troyes' chivalric romances, Geoffrey of Monmouth's Historia Brittonum, and medieval Welsh poetry found in the Red Book of Hergest and the Black Book of Carmarthen.

I will say Camlann is (very much on purpose) a chaotic mish-mash of Arthurian legends and British folklore. In some places we run very close to 'the canon', and in other places we throw it away completely. Sometimes I'll be referencing pretty obscure bits of Arthurian canon, sometimes we'll be bringing up fairly commonly accepted stuff.

I hope this hypothetical listener has fun!

[camyfilms]

PADDINGTON 2014

Mrs Brown says that in London everyone is different, and that means anyone can fit in. I think she must be right - because although I don't look like anyone else, I really do feel at home.