#Gomez!Blaine

[justgleekout]

I’ve been watching “Wednesday” and I was reminded of my love for Gomez and Morticia’s romance. Their love is so passionate and Gomez’ devotion to Morticia reminded me of someone. So here it is, the au you’ve all been waiting for: Morticia!Kurt and Gomez!Blaine :) 

[bitbybitwrites]

Dancing In The Moonlight - Klaine/Addams Family ficlet

I'm still in the middle of writing an entry for the Reverse Bang, but I had to stop for a moment to write out this little ficlet . . is that the right term? Longer than a drabble but shorter than a short story?

Well, I saw this lovely picture drawn by @justgleekout and I couldn't help but be a bit inspired. She requested a fic about Morticia!Kurt and Gomez!Blaine and after seeing the artwork, I couldn't help but think of a scene from Addams Family Values - and well this sort of happened. :)

Story info below the pic!

(Thanks as always to @iris7124 who always makes lovely cover art for me!)

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandoms: Glee, Addams Family - All Media Types

Relationship: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel

Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson

Additional Tags: Spooky, Teasing, Flirting, Morticia!Kurt, Gomez!Blaine, Implied Sexual Content, Implied D/s relationship

Language:English

[stachebracket]

Round One 'Stache Match-ups

Peppino Spaghetti (Pizza Tower) vs Professor Rowan (Pokémon) Geppetto (Pinocchio 1940) vs Tim Lockwood (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs)The Lorax (The Lorax) vs William Riker (Star Trek: Next Generation) The President (Pikmin) vs King Dice (Cuphead) Nigel Thornberry (The Wild Thornberrys) vs Kratos (God of War) Filbrick Pines (Gravity Falls) vs Mouse Kaboom (Happy Tree Friends) Tarzan's Dad (Tarzan 1999) vs Drayden (Pokémon) Morshu (Legend of Zelda) vs Magikarp (Pokémon) Luigi (Super Mario) vs Snidely Whiplash (Rocky and Bullwinkle) Dracula (Castlevania) vs Gaepora (Legend of Zelda) Hades (Hades) vs Geralt (The Witcher) Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) vs Walrus Captain (A Hat in Time) Dr. Wily (Megaman) vs Charlie Swan (Twilight) King of All Cosmos (Katamari) vs Hizashi "Present Mic" Yamada (My Hero Academia) Drake (Pokémon) vs Craigor Smiff (Red Stitch Report) Blaine (Pokémon) vs Gimli (The Lord of the Rings)

Eggman (Sonic) vs Lando Calrissian (Star Wars) Archibald Dandy (The Adventures of Captain Wrongel) vs Walter White (Breaking Bad) Mung Daal (Chowder) vs Linebeck III (Legend of Zelda) Kingambit (Pokémon) vs Doc Louis (Punch-Out!!) Major Alex Louis Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs Doctor Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot) Soichiro Yagami (Death Note) vs Murro Morton (Identity V) Baron Zeppeli (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Phantom Blood) vs J. Jonah Jameson (Marvel) Wulfric (Pokémon) vs Henry Henderson (Spy x Family) Gashu Satou (Your Turn to Die) vs Stanley Hudson (The Office) Alolan Golem (Pokémon) vs Landorus (Pokémon) King Harkinian (Legend of Zelda) vs Thundurus (Pokémon) Gustavo (Pizza Tower) vs Tornadus (Pokémon) Broque Monsieur (Mario & Luigi) vs Cadmus Ebcott (Red Stitch Report) Rhys Strongfork (Borderlands) vs Agustín Madrigal (Encanto) Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers) vs Soseki Natsume (The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles) Oscar (Duolingo) vs Professor Turo (Pokémon)

Soda Popinski (Punch-Out!!) vs Mario (Super Mario) Cliff Clavin (Cheers) vs King River Butterfly (Star vs the Forces of Evil) Stoutland (Pokémon) vs Grandpa Harley (Homestuck) Von Kaiser (Punch-Out!!) vs The Captain (BBC Ghosts) Mustache Girl (A Hat in Time) vs Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development) Chat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Randy Marsh (South Park) Wario (Super Mario) vs Gandalf (The Lord of the Rings) Kevin Ayuso (Identity V) vs Mr Pickels (Happy Tree Friends) Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride) vs Minimus Ambus (Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye) Kricketune (Pokémon) vs Eldstar (Paper Mario) Jane Crocker (clever disguise) (Homestuck) vs Advisor Mung (Hypnagogia 無限の夢 Boundless Dreams) Saguaro (Pokémon) vs Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid) GOING TO REMATCH Waluigi (Super Mario) vs Vincenzo Santorini (Atlantis: The Lost Empire) Mr. Rime (Pokémon) vs Raikou (Pokémon) Sportacus (Lazy Town) vs Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation) Steven Magnet (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Sir Humphrey Bone (BBC Ghosts) Sea Hawk (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs Duster (Mother 3) Varrick (The Legend of Korra) vs King Bradley (Fullmetal Alchemist) Omni-Man (Invincible) vs Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart (Doctor Who) William Murderface Murderface Murderface (Metalocalypse) vs Lolorito Nanarito (Final Fantasy XIV) Mumbo Jumbo (Hermitcraft) vs Probopass (Pokémon) The Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms) vs Chancellor Cole (Legend of Zelda) Alakazam (Pokémon) vs Entei (Pokémon) Thom Merrilin (The Wheel of Time) vs James Gordon (DC Comics) Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) vs Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid) GOING TO REMATCH Asgore Dreemurr (Undertale) vs Taryon Gary Darrington (Critical Role) Julius Pringle (Pringles) vs Netero (Hunter x Hunter) Dudley (Street Fighter) vs Barret Wallace (Final Fantasy VII) BJ Hunnicutt (M*A*S*H) vs Daruk (Legend of Zelda) Mabosstiff (Pokémon) vs Vito Corleone (The Godfather) Cervantes (Fire Emblem) vs Don Paolo (Professor Layton) Gordan Freeman (Half-Life) vs Zangief (Street Fighter)

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Hi! I’m kind of extremely obsessed with this Addams family!klaine au (hence the art I just made lol) and I just can’t be the first one who has thought of this so please! Do you know of any Morticia!Kurt x Gomez!Blaine fics? Or fics that have that dynamic? Or Addams family inspired fics at all? I’ve got an intense craving for anything like this. Even if its just a drabble. Literally anything I’m desperate lmaooo.

And if its D/s you would literally be making my day omg.

I don’t know if it even exists, but it should.

Thanks!

This was the only Klaine fic I could find that also has the Addams family. Unfortunately, it's not a crossover. - HKVoyage

The Addams Familyby writing_everyday

(Prompt from grlnxtdr30 on tumblr)

Lizzie’s dads introduce her to a classic television show

[acourtcfmuses]

Wanted Characters to write with!

This list is long, but it’s not extensive, there is likely ones I’ve missed!

This list is for all kinds of ships - familiar, platonic and romantic

If you want to know which of my muses I have in mind for each let me know and I will let you know who I’d like to write against the below muses!

***Edited to add - this is just canons, but I’m always down for writing with/shipping with OC’s!

Wanted Canon Male muses 

Misc

Daemon Targaryen / HotD

Aemond Targaryen / HotD

Nick Goode / Fear Street

Tommy Slater / Fear Street

Adil of Tarim / Fort Salem

Walter Bishop / Fringe

Morpheus/Dream / The Sandman

Ed Mercer / The Orville

Isaac / The Orville

Kalabar Junior / Halloweentown

From Blood and Ash

Casteel Da’Neer 

Kieran Contou

Folk of Air

Cardan Greenbriar

ACOTAR

Rhysand

Kallias 

Azriel 

Tamlin

Fourth Wing

Xaden Riorson

Liam Mairi

Tairn (the Dragon)

Garrett

Bodhi

Dain Aetos

Ridoc

Teen Wolf

Peter Hale

Derek Hale

Stiles Stilinski

Scott McCall 

Myth

Hades

HP

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Sebastian Sallow

Ominis Gaunt

Garreth Weasley

Amit Thakkar

Aesop Sharp

Eleazar Fig

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy

Charlie Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Blaise Zabini

Cedric Diggory

Godric Gryffindor

Salazar Slytherin

Scorpius Malfoy

Twilight

Edward Cullen

Jasper Hale

Jacob Black

Carlisle Cullen

MCU

Alexei Shostakov

Pietro Maximoff

Foggy Nelson

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson

Druig

Dane

Peter Parker (any iteration)

Tony Stark

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Bruce Banner

Clint Barton

Shang-Chi

Groot 

Doctor Strange

Lost Girl

Hale Santiago

Dyson Thornwood

Trick

Shadowhunters

Jace Wayland

Simon Lewis

Alec Lightwood

Magnus Bane

Luke Garroway

CAOS

Nick Scratch

Caliban

Ambrose Spellman

Harvey Kinkle

Fate: The Winx Saga

Sky 

Riven

Grey

Saul Silva

Agents of SHIELD

Grant Ward

Leo Fitz

Phil Coulson

Lance Hunter

Alphonso Mackenzie

TVD/TO

Elijah Mikaelson

Klaus Mikaelson

Tyler Lockwood

Stefan Salvatore

Damon Salvatore

Kai Parker

OUAT

Killian Jones

Neal Cassidy

David Nolan

Henry Mills  (platonic/familial only due to character age)

The Witcher

Geralt of Rivia 

Jaskier

Vesemir

Bridgerton

Anthony Bridgerton

Benedict Bridgerton

Colin Bridgerton

Simon Basset

Lucifer

Lucifer Morningstar

Amenadiel

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington

Jonathan Byers

Eddie Munson

Dustin Henderson (platonic/familial only due to character age)

Jim Hopper

The Quarry

Max Brinly

Dylan Lenivy

Nick Furcillo

Charmed (1997)

Chris Halliwell

Wyatt Halliwell

Leo Wyatt

Julie and the Phantoms

Reggie Peters

Alex Mercer

Luke Patterson

Mass Effect

Garrus Vakarian

Thane Krios

Grunt

Commander Shepard (Male)

DCTV

Oliver Queen

William Clayton

Barry Allan

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Raymond Holt

Terry Jeffords

Charles Boyle

iZombie

Major Lilywhite

Blaine DeBeers

Wednesday

Xavier Thorpe

Tyler Galpin

Sheriff Galpin

Gomez Addams

Shadow and Bone

Matthias

Kaz Brekker

Jesper Fahey

Aleksander Morozova

Mal Oretsev

Tolkien World

Halbrand

Fili

Kili

Thorin Oakenshield

Bilbo Baggins

Legolas

The Covenant

Caleb Danvers

Reid Garwin

Tyler Simms

Pogue Parry

Chase Collins

Night World

James Rasmussen

Ash Redfern

John Quinn

One Piece

Monkey D Luffy

Sanji

Roronoa Zoro

Usopp

Buggy 

Arlong

Shanks

Wanted Canon Female muses

Misc

Vonetta Contou / From Blood and Ash

Taryn Duarte / The Cruel Prince

Tris Prior / Divergent

Olivia Dunham / Fringe

Kelly Grayson / The Orville

Claire Finn / The Orville

Alara Kitan / The Orville

Vanessa Afron / FNAF Movie

Marnie Piper / Halloweentown

ACOTAR

Nesta Archeron

Emerie 

Catrin Berdara

Lady of Autumn

HP

Marlene McKinnon

Luna Lovegood

Ginny Weasley

Hermione Granger

Pansy Parkinson

Rowena Ravenclaw

Lily Evans/Potter

Marlene McKinnon

Female MC of Hogwarts Legacy

Poppy Sweeting

Natsai Onai

Imelda Reyes

Mirabel Garlick

Matilda Weasley

Dinah Hecat

Sirona Ryan

Victoire Weasley

Fourth Wing

Violet Sorrengail

Rhiannon Matthias

Mira Sorrengail

Sloane Mairi

Sgyael (the Dragon)

Descendants

Evie Grimhilde

Mal Bertha

Audrey Rose

Fear Street

Deena Johnson

Alice

Ziggy Berman

Twilight

Bella Swan

Esme Cullen

Rosalie Hale

Alice Cullen

MCU

Natasha Romanoff

Yelena Belova

Melina Vostokoff

Wanda Maximoff

Jane Foster

Darcy Lewis

Monica Rambeau

Karen Page

Jennifer Walters

Sylvie Laufeydottir

Makkari

Sersi

The Hunger Games

Annie Cresta

Katniss Everdeen

Johanna Mason

Shadowhunters

Clary Fray

Isabelle Lightwood

Teen Wolf

Malia Tate

Lydia Martin

Kira Yukimura

Allison Argent

Melissa McCall

Laura Hale

Satomi

Braeden

Kate Argent

Lost Girl

Bo Dennis

Kenzi Malikov

Tamsin

Lauren Lewis

CAOS

Sabrina Spellman

Rosalind Walker

Prudence Blackwood

Agatha Night

Dorcas Night

Hilda Spellman

Zelda Spellman

Fate: The Winx Saga

Bloom Peters

Terra Harvey

Beatrix

Flora

Stella

Musa

Aisha

Agents of SHIELD

Skye / Daisy Johnson

Jemma Simmons

Melinda May

Bobbi Morse

TVD/TO

Rebekah Mikaelson

Freya Mikaelson

Hope Mikaelson

Hayley Marshall

Elena Gilbert

Caroline Forbes

Bonnie Bennett

Katherine Petrova

Lizzie Saltzman

Josie Saltzman

OUAT

Emma Swan

Snow White

Alice Jones

Regina Mills

The Witcher

Yennefer

Cirilla

Francesca Findabair

Bridgerton

Kate Sharma

Edwina Sharma

Daphne Bridgerton

Eloise Bridgerton

Violet Bridgerton

Queen Charlotte

Lucifer

Chloe Decker

Mazikeen Smith

Linda Martin

Ella Lopez

Stranger Things

Robin Buckley

Nancy Wheeler

Eleven / Jane Hopper (no ship as kid muse)

Max Mayfield (no ship as kid muse)

Joyce Byers

Disney

Elsa of Arendelle

Anna of Arendelle

Maleficent

Fort Salem

Abigail Bellweather

Scylla

Raelle Collar

The Quarry

Abigail Blyg

Emma Mountebank

Laura Kearney

Kaitlyn Ka

Charmed (1997)

Piper Halliwell

Phoebe Halliwell

Paige Halliwell

Mass Effect

Tali’Zorah Nar Rayya

Commander Shepard (female)

Jack / Subject Zero

The Sandman

Calliope 

Johanna Constantine

Death

Rose Walker

Lyta Hall

DCTV

Felicity Smoak

Kara Danvers

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Amy Santiago

Rosa Diaz

Gina Linetti

iZombie

Liv Moore

Peyton Charles

Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

Enid Sinclair

Bianca

Yoko

Morticia Addams

Larissa Weems

Marilyn THornhill

Shadow and Bone

Alina Starkov

Inej Ghafa

NIna Zenik

Zoya Nazyalensky

Genya Safin

Tolkien World

Galadriel

Tauriel

Night World

Poppy North

Mary-Lynnette Carter

Rowan Redfern

Kestrel Redfern

Jade Redfern

One Piece

Nami

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

This’ll be a long post (sorry) but cast list’s for the fall musical of anyone who doesn’t do WWS & actually has a musical?

ooooh boy okay so I'll put this under a cut! No one does WSS at all, but the only ones who have planned musicals rn are Aurora, Get It Right, Abbie, Betty, and Jeremy!!

I'm currently brainstorming musicals for other ocs because I'm trying to avoid overlap as much as I can (Demi is for sure doing Sweeney at some point but idk if it'll be s3 fall or not)

1. SOWK: Beetlejuice

Lydia: Aurora

Beetlejuice: Blaine

Barbara: Rachel

Adam: Mike

Charles: Sam

Delia: Quinn

Sky: Britt

Otho: Puck

Maxie Dean: Finn

Maxine Dean: Tina

2. Get It Right: Addams Family

Gomez: Colton

Morticia: Rachel

Wednesday: Cece

Mal: Finn

Fester: Kurt

Alice: Quinn

Pugsley: Sam

Lucas: Mike

Grandma Addams: Mercedes

Lurch: Puck

Ancestors: Tina, Brittany, Rory, Santana, Blaine

3. Brutal: TBD! It was Bring It On, now changing that and debating between Emma A Pop Musical, Be More Chill, or The Prom

4. Breakthrough: Mamma Mia

Donna: Quinn

Sophie: Betty

Sam: Finn

Bill: Sam

Harry: Mike

Sky: Mac

Tanya: Santana

Rosie: Britt

Ali: Mercedes

Lisa: Tina

Eddie: Blaine

Pepper: Puck

Ensemble: the res of the club, football team, and cheerios

5. Corner Of The Sky: Sweeney Todd

Sweeney Todd: Puck

Judge Turpin: Mike

Mrs Lovett: Mercedes

Johanna: Rachel

Anthony: Sam

Tobias: Jeremy

Pirelli: Blaine

Lucy: Quinn

Beadle Bamford: Kurt

[slickshoesareyoucrazy]

The Fictional Men We Crush On

This actually isn't a post about the men I make up or the fictional characters that remind me of J. I've written plenty of shit about that before. It's clear I have a 'type.' (Tall, quiet nerd. Bonus if he wears glasses. Double bonus if he's got dominant traits. For the maybe 2 of you who didn't already know that, and/or forgot, and/or don't find it painfully obvious). We all know I love Egon Spengler and Chris Stevens and Dwayne Wayne and George Bailey and Ned the Piemaker. Like...there it is.

And it's not a Celebrity Hit List post either (everybody probably also knows I have a monster crush on Ben Folds and Hozier because I mean...tall quiet nerds who PLAY INSTRUMENTS with gorgeous hands and sing about love and at least sometimes wear glasses...like it's kinda not fair if you wanna be real about shit here). There are fictional characters I dig a lot but don't particularly care for the actors who play them at all (lookin' at you Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec). And vice versa (I hear that kid who played Joffrey in Game of Thrones is actually a sweetie pie and a half).

This is a half-silly (but half-not silly) post about how the fictional men my man-loving friends crush on should clue me in on who THEY (my man-loving friends) are. Because as I sit here on the exercise bike counting minutes until I can get off and go back to housework that's less sweaty, I'm thinking about who the man-lovers in my life like or have liked. A lot of them like Gomez Addams. And Captain Von Trapp from The Sound of Music. And Wayne from Letterkenny. And there's Team Michael versus Team Rafael for Jane the Virgin fans. And of course, Mr. Darcy. All good choices, I'd say, even though they aren't my choices. And I have a couple friends who are 'villain' girls who like Killmonger from Black Panther (I get it in that case; truly). I can be friends with a lot of people who don't share my tastes. In fact, I have an amateur, untested theory that men-loving people (and probably also women-and nonbinary-loving people) make easier friends with people who don't share exactly the same taste in attraction. All my best man-loving friends do not share my type, but they understand it. That's cool. I understand why most of my friends like most of the people they like (any gender; fictional and non-fictional). But I guess I got to thinking about one person who was recently in my life because Pretty in Pink by The Psychedelic Furs came up on my shuffle here on the bike and how her taste in fictional men should have been a tip off to me that she wasn't really my kinda person.

Let me explain that a bit (or try at least). This woman said she'd always had a crush on Steph, the James Spader character in John Hughes' classic 80s film, Pretty in Pink. James Spader is probably an alright guy in real life (I don't know though), and I have some submissive friends who liked him in Secretary (I've still never seen it), and he's certainly a handsome man (or he can be one and was one in the 80s). But dude, that character is a first class piece of shit. An arrogant, elitist, sexist douchebag by any measure. He is the villain of the piece and he doesn't have a righteous cause or a tragic past like Killmonger; he's just a shitbag. I mean, my favorite line in the film, delivered with quiet but cutting ire by Andrew McCarthy's dreamy but unfortunately named hero character, Blaine is, "She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right." She went on to swoon over and defend a lot of other seriously flawed and disturbing men, both real and imaginary to me throughout the course of our interactions (I can't call it a friendship anymore)...Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (rapist; at least he had some redeemable traits sometimes but still...I liked Giles and Wesley and Oz; I guess I'm just not a vampire girl), Viggo Mortenson's Walker from the film A Walk on the Moon (he's not really a bad guy, but he tries to break up a marriage and family where the husband is a definitive GOOD guy...Liev Schreiber, another one of my swoony celebs because he reminds me of J and wow his character was the dreamy one for me in that movie), musicians with well established histories of abusing women and/or anti-Semitism. She just went to bat pretty regularly for people, both real and not real, who were at least unjustifiable in the bad shit they did, if not wholly irredeemable. And looking back, it's not surprising she did, because I think those are characters she might see herself in.

Anyway, if you're reading this and you're like, 'But I like this one villain in this one show...' and it turns out that character has this giant growth arc (Petra in Jane the Virgin; Nathaniel in Crazy Ex Girlfriend; I'm sure there are countless other examples), or really you just like the actor (Adam Driver, Jamie Dornan, and on and on and on...), that's not the same as waxing poetic about fucking Steph from Pretty in Pink. And if you ALSO like heroes sometimes? Even really imperfect or unconventional ones? Yeah. Egon Spengler, remember? They're not STEPH from Pretty in Pink. :-P

OK bike time and rant over. I'm probably gonna go watch Pretty in Pink while I finish housework now. (Blaine and Duckie forever. Steph can go kick rocks).

[shame-is-a-wasted-emotion]

Hey guys! It's me, Anna. I am here with the 6th chapter of my Valentine's challenge fanfic Living Haphazard.

Kurt and Blaine are trying their best to come on good terms and Blaine had to do a little blackmailing to save his sanity. Will Kurt agree to his offer? Will that change his life?

Tap to read more!

Song prompt of the day 6: Love me like a Love song by Selena Gomez

[homosandhomies]

ok, if the new directions ever had a halloween party here are some couples costumes i had in mind (note: there are overlapping ships and some of these things don't apply to the glee time period. pretend they're gen-z ok)

Tike: Katherine (Tina) and Jack (Mike) from Newsies. Of course Mike loves a good dance musical. And Tina wants to play Katherine someday.

Brittana: Joey (Brittany) and Uncle Jesse (Santana) from Full House. Britt thought it was so cute that Santana dressed up as Jesse when she was a kid, and Britt's convinced that they were a couple on that show. Lord Tubbington plays Michelle.

Faberry: Heather Chandler (Quinn) and Veronica (Rachel) from Heathers. It's just them.

St. Berry: JD (Jesse) and Veronica (Rachel) from Heathers. Both have that intensity in their relationship (but without the abuse and murder ofc)

Klaine: Leaf (Kurt) and Chip (Blaine) from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. It would just be so cute and funny. Kurt makes both of the costumes (though it hurts him to have to intentionally make the cape look sloppy.)

Finchel: Barfee (Finn) and Olive (Rachel) from Spelling Bee. Rachel knew of the musical but Finn liked it much more. She was glad that he found an interest in a musical on his own so that's what they did. They practiced the Pas De Deux as well and it was a beautiful mess.

Samcedes: Ron (Sam) and Hermione (Mercedes) from Harry Potter. Mercedes was a closeted Potterhead for years. Sam only saw the movies (he has trouble reading due to his canon dyslexia) so Mercedes reads the books to him. She painted freckles on him and he got a red wig. Sam thought she looked INCREDIBLE in that uniform.

Bartie: Chrissy (Brittany) and Eddie (Artie) from Stranger Things. Sure, Britt's just playing another cute cheerleader in a different uniform, but they both love the show. Artie's wig is atrocious and beautiful.

Marlique: Gomez (Marley) and Morticia (Unique) from The Addams Family. It's unexpected but works so well.

Jarley: Voldemort (Jake) and Quirrel (Marley) from A Very Potter Musical. It's so nerdy but cute. They shuffle around back-to-back the entire night. Gotta commit to the bit.

Tartie: Doofenschmirtz (Tina) and Perry the Platypus (Artie) from Phineas and Ferb. It would be ridiculous but so fucking funny. Artie's special party trick is that he can make the Perry sound. Never fails to amaze people.

Pizes: Jack (Puck) and Rose (Lauren) from Titanic. They both secretly love romantic dramas. They recreate the iconic "I'm flying" pose and Puck carries a notebook with him the whole night for realism.

[wowbright]

Fic: Every Beautiful Thought

Klaine/CC Valentine's Challenge: Day 6 prompt song, Love You Like a Love Song by Selena Gomez.

Words: ~2900 words

Rating: Mature (first 3–7 paragraphs) and Teen and Up (rest)

Summary: Blaine can't sleep. Kurt can't sleep. Warm milk, conversation, and feels ensue.

A vignette in my Mormon!Klaine universe. This one takes place right after yesterday’s installment, What You Alone Can Give.

My Mormon!Klaine Masterpost.

Notes: (1) Warning: Oblique discussion of the endowment and temple covenants, if that bothers you. (2) The President Uchtdorf quote hanging on the wall is “Never forget you are a child of God; rich blessings are in store.” It was one of Blaine’s birthday gifts in Belonging. (3) As always, let me know if you see typos or have any questions!

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Blaine was insanely horny. Only, unlike all the previous times he'd been insanely horny, his desire wasn’t nebulous. He couldn’t blame it on hormones randomly coursing through his body. He couldn't pretend there wasn't something—no, someone—very specific that he wanted.

So now he was lying awake in bed, images from that fantasy he'd had in the shower playing over and over in his mind. Kurt’s body, which was only a few feet away from Blaine. His skin, which was almost within reach.

Was Kurt paler where his clothes covered his skin, like that gorgeous cream color on the walls of the celestial room? What about further down? What shade of pink did he turn there when he was aroused? What would the weight of that arousal feel like in Blaine’s hand? Was Kurt smooth at the tip, or was he uncut—oh, and wouldn’t that be interesting—not that Blaine had a preference—wait, did Blaine have a preference? What was Blaine’s opinion on penises in general, anyway? Or did he only have an opinion about Kurt’s, which was that he wanted to look at it and touch it and …

Blaine took a deep breath. Maybe if he tried doing math problems in his head with very large numbers in German, that would help. Eine Million minus sieben ist neunhundertneunundneunzigtausend und neunhundertdreiundneunzig; neunhundertneunundneunzigtausend und neunhundertdreiundneunzig minus zwölf ist neunhundertneunundneunzigtausend und neunhunderteinundachtzig; neunhundertneunundneunzigtausend … Okay, no, that was too hard.

Hard.

Ugh. Was he objectifying Kurt? It hadn't felt like it in the shower. It had felt romantic. Incredible. His dream from earlier that morning, so full of love and connection, come alive.

When Blaine climaxed, his pleasure wasn’t just corporeal. It felt spiritual. Like a miracle. He was being set free, rescued from chains he hadn’t even known were binding him.

That wasn’t what lust felt like. Lust was a prison that shackled your heart and soul. It made everything dark. It kept you floating on the surface of pleasure, but unable to experience anything deeply.

Blaine’s desire was no surface pleasure. It was profound. It illuminated the depths of Blaine’s soul, washing away the shadows he’d allowed to grow there for too long. It was helping him understand who God created him to be.

But what was there to do about it except lie in bed at night, awake and wanting? Kurt was pure and virtuous and unattainable.

And there were Blaine’s temple covenants to consider.

Blaine heard Kurt stir in his bed. He heard the familiar sound of Kurt’s mp3 player and earphones being set on the bedside table. He heard Kurt’s feet touch the floor.

“You okay?” Blaine said, turning in his bed to face his companion.

“Don't worry about me. Go back to sleep.”

“I haven't been asleep.”

“Too worked up from the mission conference?”

“Something like that.”

Kurt pulled his slippers on. “Do you want some warm milk?”

That would help. Warm milk tasted like childhood. You couldn't have sexy thoughts while you were drinking warm milk, could you? “Yes, please.”

“Okay. Give me five, ten minutes.”

“I can help,” said Blaine.

“I know. But I need a few minutes to myself. It’s not personal. I feel like everyone from the mission conference is still swimming around in my head. I need to clear them out, you know?”

Blaine nodded. What was he supposed to do for five minutes while Kurt was alone in the kitchen? Well, he knew exactly what he was going to do, and that made him feel tingly all over and maybe just a little guilty. What would Kurt think of the thoughts Blaine was having? Was Blaine treating him like a centerfold?

Kurt left the room, and Blaine did it anyway. He was so hard and so needy, and if he didn't take care of it, he was going to do something very very stupid like trying to kiss Kurt smack on the lips, or blurting out his desire at the kitchen table.

Blaine tried not to picture what Kurt might look like under his garments. He thought instead about their trip home: the gentle thrum of the train, the solid feel of Kurt’s shoulder under his cheek.

*

When Blaine entered the kitchen a few minutes later, Kurt was surprised by Blaine’s lack of resemblance to someone too restless to sleep. His posture was relaxed, his limbs loose, and his cheek still pink where it had pressed against the pillow. His expression was mellow and content. He smiled at Kurt with a sweet bashfulness that Kurt couldn't quite interpret.

“Do you need more time?” Blaine asked, pulling a sweatshirt on over his garment top.

Ah, so that's what the bashfulness was about. He'd been worried about invading Kurt’s space.

“No, I'm good,” Kurt said. He’d just needed to gather his thoughts before facing Blaine, figure out how much he should tell him. He still hadn't settled on an answer, but at least he'd figured out he didn’t need to elaborate right now. Blaine already knew Kurt thought of him as Prince Charming, and still Blaine was fine with hugging and proclamations of love. Kurt didn't need to say anything unless it became too much for him. For the time being, he would allow himself to take whatever Blaine offered.

Blaine stepped over to the cabinet and got out two mugs, setting them next to the stove, his arm brushing lightly against Kurt’s. Kurt could smell the shampoo in his hair and the detergent in his freshly laundered sweatshirt. It was both arousing and comfortingly domestic. Kurt thought this was probably what the bulk of marriage was like: a succession of small, warm exchanges that transformed a house into a home.

Why was the church so afraid of it?

They sat at the table with their milk and began to sip.

“So, is there a particular reason you can’t you sleep?” Blaine asked. “Something you want to talk about?”

Kurt shrugged. “I'm pretty overstimulated from the conference.”

“The speakers did set a lot of new goals for us. I reviewed them in my journal before bed and it’s, like, ten new goals that we're supposed to implement in the next month? But I guess if that's what God wants—”

“I don't think it is what God wants,” Kurt said.

Blaine looked surprised, but maybe also a little hopeful. “You don't think God wants us to do the goals?”

“I think we should prayerfully consider them. But passing out thirty Books of Mormon a week, scheduling a first lesson with at least one new investigator a day, reading through the entire Doctrine & Covenants and Pearl of Great Price over the next month, and completing five baptisms by summer in a mission where two or three baptisms a year is above average—that's not even half of the goals, and it's already too much. I think it’s good to aim high, but I don’t think the speakers consulted each other on what their messages were going to be before the conference. If they had, they would have realized they were being unrealistic.”

“But they were prompted by the Holy Ghost, presumably.”

Kurt sighed. “I had an interesting conversation with Elder Saint James while we were in Munich.”

“Oh?”

“About common consent. He pointed out that...” Kurt looked down at his mug. Why was he nervous? Blaine was hardly a dogmatic stick-in-the-mud. He would understand. And if he didn’t understand, he would try to—which was arguably even more virtuous. “He pointed out that we don't actually use it in the church. We just vote however we think the leaders want us to vote. And if you object—well, there’s no actual way to object and have it be counted, at least not in General Conference or sacrament meetings or missions or … anywhere outside of small committees.”

“Huh.” Blaine looked thoughtfully at Kurt. “I'm not sure I've ever really thought about that. But it's not inaccurate.”

“Right. And it got me thinking. We're not supposed to accept everything that a leader tells us without confirming it for ourselves. And I know we all give lip service to that. But I don't think praying to Heavenly Father, asking him to show you that, yes indeed, everything your leaders are telling you is true—I don't think that's really what it means to ponder something out in your own mind. I think pondering means you have to ask if it’s true. And if it has truth in it, how much truth? Twenty-five percent? Fifty percent? One hundred percent?”

Blaine didn't say anything. He just looked at Kurt with an expression of something like awe and tenderness all mixed together.

“What? Did I say something profound?”

Blaine took a sip of milk before answering. “Yeah, um, I think you did. And …” He set his mug down on the table, his expression increasing in fondness. “You always zig when I think you're going to zag.”

“You thought I was going to make us try to hit all the goals?”

“It wouldn't have surprised me.”

“Okay. But if I always zig when you expect me to zag, why don’t you just assume I’ll zag?” Kurt asked with a smirk. He wondered if he was flirting, just a tiny bit.

A hint of a blush appeared to spread on Blaine’s cheeks, but maybe it was just the heat from the milk. “Because,” Blaine started, his eyes flickering to the table and then to the wall where the framed quote from President Uchtdorf hung, then back to the table before finally landing on Kurt’s face, “you are wonderfully complex.”

Oh. If anyone was blushing now, it was Kurt.

“When you start getting to know a person,” Blaine continued, “or, when I started getting know you, I saw the stuff on the surface—your actions and the things you’d say. And I thought, ‘Oh, that’s who Elder Hummel is.’ I saw somebody who was amazingly creative and compassionate, and who took the church very seriously in this pretty orthodox way. And I loved those things about you. But I didn’t see it quite right. I assumed that your obedience and orthodoxy were the principles that undergirded your faith. But as I've gotten to know you better, I’ve started to see the deeper layers. And the thing that makes you the person you are isn’t what I saw on the surface. I think—and you can tell me if I'm wrong—but I think the principle that guides you is an enormous loyalty to what you know is right. And—” Concern washed over Blaine’s face. “You look like … maybe I’m talking nonsense?”

“No,” Kurt managed to say, despite being in slight shock. He hadn't expected Blaine to take his question so seriously. And he wasn't sure where Blaine was going with this. But it almost didn't matter. Because Blaine saw him. He saw who Kurt was, beneath his armor. “It’s not nonsense at all.”

“Okay. Well, I’ll try to get to the point. It’s just, like the scriptures say: we learn ‘line upon line, precept upon precept.’ And you take that very seriously. You want to know the truth, and you seek it out, and because of that, what you know changes and grows. It’s not set in stone. You listen to the Spirit and let it refine your beliefs. And that makes me love you even more than I already did, because I—” Blaine looked down at the table. He reached for Kurt’s hand, covering it with his own. “I’ve never known anyone so committed to the truth, Kurt. To doing what’s right. Where I come from, it’s just—‘here’s what to believe, that's all there is to learn, there will be no surprises unless the prophet announces one at the next general conference.’ But you? I can’t predict when you’ll zig or how you’ll zag, because I’d be making assumptions about what God is revealing to you. And only you can know that. But I'm grateful to be a witness of the Spirit working in your life. It … It moves me, Kurt.”

Kurt opened his mouth, but no sound came out. He wondered if he had forgotten how to form words. Because the way Blaine was looking at him, soft and open, his eyes bright and expectant, as if Kurt really was as wonderful as Blaine made him sound, as if he had actually done a single righteous deed in his life and it was par for the course that he would keep doing marvelous things with God’s help—it made Kurt think, just for a split second, that the kind of love Kurt felt for Blaine was being returned to him a thousand fold.

Kurt turned his hand in Blaine’s and interlaced their fingers. “Maybe,” he said, searching for something, anything, to say in response, “you think of me more highly than I deserve.”

Blaine soothed his thumb over the back of Kurt’s hand. “I definitely don't. You deserve so much, Kurt.”

*

Later, when they were back in their beds, Blaine wondered if it had been too much. If he had played his cards too openly. If maybe he had freaked Kurt out a little with his declarations.

But, no. Kurt held onto his hand for most of their conversation, even after the intense emotionality of Blaine’s confession was over and they had wandered back to the subject of common consent.

“I wonder what this means for the temple,” Kurt had said, soothing his fingertips over the back of Blaine’s knuckles in a way that would have been supremely distracting if Blaine hadn't taken care of things earlier.

“How so?” asked Blaine, who hoped he hadn't lost a thread somewhere while focusing on Kurt’s touch.

“I know we're not supposed to talk about the temple outside of the temple …” Kurt drifted off.

“I'm fine talking about it in the privacy of our own kitchen. We're not throwing sacred things out in front of people who wouldn’t understand.”

“Okay.” Kurt took a deep breath, as if gathering his courage. “I'm just wondering if I really consented to all the covenants in the temple just because I said ‘yes.’ Because I didn't know what they were before I went in, and once I was there, I had, like three seconds to answer. And most of them were fine. I was paying tithing before I got my endowment, I was okay with the law of chastity, and I wanted to consecrate my life to God. But I guess what surprised me was that the last one wasn’t in the covenants. I was asked to consecrate my life and talents to the church, not to God. And it just felt … off to me, I guess. It's not like I have any intention of leaving the church, but …” Kurt sighed heavily. He absentmindedly traced the tip of his index finger over Blaine’s wrist. “It's hard to explain.”

“No, I get it. God is the source. The church is just the conduit,” Blaine said, only a little disappointed that Kurt didn’t seem to be having second thoughts about the law of chastity. On the other hand, the covenant only said you shall have no sexual relations except with your husband or wife to whom you are legally and lawfully wedded. And men could get married to other men now in some places. Maybe not Arizona or California or Germany, but it was possible. Blaine decided not to ask for Kurt's interpretation, though, because Kurt’s fingers were sending shivers through his skin and, besides, Blaine wasn’t ready to hear it if Kurt thought intimacy between men was inherently sinful.

“I think my experience going through the temple was a little different from yours. Cooper told me about most of the covenants ahead of time, at least as well as he could remember. But he forgot to tell me about the one against loud laughter. But I get to the temple, and I'm supposed to covenant to think about volume control every time I laugh? Cooper said to ignore it, that the story about the endowment ceremony being given directly to Adam by God is symbolic and I shouldn’t take everything in it as scripture, because the wording has been changed a dozen times since Joseph Smith died, so clearly it’s not all inspired. But it still bothers me, because even if it was made up, I covenanted to keep it.”

“Well,” Kurt said, settling his hand on the back of Blaine’s, “maybe you didn’t. It’s hard for me to believe God is going to hold you to a promise you weren’t prepared to make.”

With Kurt’s hand on his, Blaine was possessed by the muscle memory of his hand being joined with the Lord’s at the veil, shaping out the signs in sequence before being pulled into heaven. Though much of the endowment’s symbolism had struck Blaine as odd his first time through, the presentation at the veil had not. It was reassuringly rhythmic and physical, like a musical call and response or the turning of the Earth.

Blaine felt a sudden jealousness of all the brides who stepped through the veil with their bridegrooms. He wanted to share that with Kurt—not today, not tomorrow, but sometime in the future, God willing.

[not-so-mundane-after-all]

IT'S HERE! Me and @wonderbatwayne are really happy to present you something that we were creating alongside our awesome collaboration - an official SOUNDTRACK for Wicked Game! Music and lyrics were a very important part of our creative process, many times we envisioned how a certain scene would go with a certain song in the background. Songs collected here fit well with our characters, their feelings and the situations they find themselves in. Like any movie soundrack, this one will be your musical guide through the story. Some tunes you'll be able to fit in already if you read the first three chapters, other songs will give you a little tease of what's coming next.

Why post now? Well, it's not random. It's a celebration in fact because after months of hard work and countless brainstorming sessions, the job is finally done. TODAY WE OFFICIALLY WRAPPED WRITING THIS THING!!! We're beyond happy and hella emotional. There's been a lot of crying. A lot of virtual hugs.

Every soundtrack has its lead single, every movie has that one song playing as the end credits roll. We have that one special song too. The one the title came from and the one that sets the story vibe really well. Discovered and suggested by my Queen @wonderbatwayne and used in one of our most epic scenes.

WICKED GAME - Ursine Vulpine ft. Annaca

Enjoy this musical masterpiece, as well as the rest of this tracklist!

Dark Vampire Music - The Vampire Masquerade | Waltz Music

Demi Lovato - Met Him Last Night ft. Ariana Grande

Swan Lake – Act II pas de deux (Francesca Hayward, Cesar Corrales; The Royal Ballet)

Taylor Swift - Enchanted

Fleetwood Mac - The Chain

Carrie Underwood - Blown Away

Vitamin String Quartet - Royals (Lorde)

Halsey - The Tradition

Ariana Grande - God is a woman

Selena Gomez - Good For You ft. A$AP Rocky

Ariana Grande - Thinking Bout You

Ella Henderson x Tom Grennan - Let's Go Home Together

James Arthur - Certain Things ft. Chasing Grace

Zendaya - Neverland

The Chainsmokers - This Feeling ft. Kelsea Ballerini

Ward Thomas - Carry You Home

Bradley Caleb Kane - Once

Halsey - Castle

Tiffany Alvord & Boyce Avenue - She Will Be Loved (Maroon 5)

BIRDY + RHODES - Let It All Go

Billie Eilish, Khalid - lovely

NF - Can You Hold Me ft. Britt Nicole

X Ambassadors - Unsteady

Cher Lloyd - Goodnight

Vitamin String Quartet - Happier

Vitamin String Quartet - Mad World

Lauren Aquilina - Ugly Truth

Blake McGrath- Let You Love Me

Taylor Swift - Safe & Sound feat. The Civil Wars

Freya Ridings - Lost Without You (Live At Hackney Round Chapel)

Brian & Jenn Johnson - You're Gonna Be Okay

James Arthur - Let Me Love the Lonely ft. MaRina

Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version)

Taylor Swift - So It Goes...

Taylor Swift - Dress

P!NK - River (Live)

Ursine Vulpine - Wicked Game (feat. Annaca)

Taylor Swift - King Of My Heart

Taylor Swift - Don’t Blame Me

Taylor Swift - False God

Landon Austin - Armor

Taylor Swft - I Did Something Bad

Kid Cudi - The Ruler And The Killer

Madilyn Bailey - Someone You Loved (Lewis Capaldi)

Ruelle, Fleurie - Carry You

Ruelle - The Downfall

Sarah Blaine - Never Get To Heaven

Ruelle - Up In Flames

Clairity – Don’t Panic (Coldplay)

Kelly Clarkson - Piece By Piece (Idol Version)

Christina Grimmie - With Love

Fleurie - Breathe

Ursine Vulpine & Annaca - Without You (Live)

Jason Aldean ft. Kelly Clarkson - Don't You Wanna Stay

Rachel Platten - Better Place

The Chainsmokers & Kygo - Family

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

If “Predator” (1987) was made today:

1) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer

2) Anthony Mackie as Al Dillon

3) Daniela Nieves as Anna Gonsalves 

4) Sterling K. Brown as Sgt. Mac Eliot

5) Miguel Gomez as Jorge “Poncho” Ramírez

6) John Cena as Blain Cooper

7) Martin Sensmeier as Billy Sole

8) Iain De Caestecker as Rick Hawkins

[thnxforknowingme]

The Feeling's Plain to Me (6/14)

Summary: Ficlets set in the same ‘verse as It’s Who I’m With. What did Kurt and Blaine get up to in between Christmas and St. Patrick’s Day? (for the Klaine/CC Valentine's Challenge 2022)

Rating: T

Notes: Today's chapter is short and sweet (and written entirely on my phone in the car - might come back and clean it up later). Also a somewhat tenuous connection to the prompt, but they can't all be winners!

Read previous parts | Read on AO3

6: Love You Like a Love Song - Selena Gomez

January 13

When there was a knock on the door, Kurt opened it to reveal the familiar sight of Blaine’s face.

“Good afternoon,” Blaine greeted him cheerfully.

Kurt just shook his head fondly. “She’s already at the piano.”

They’d had a couple lessons since Christmas now, and they were still working out the parameters of this - being professional associates while also being boyfriends.

Francie was plonking out experimental notes as they entered the living room, her brows creased. She lit up as soon as she saw Blaine, and Kurt thought, I know the feeling, kid.

Now that he was with Blaine, he could unselfconsciously observe him during the lessons. He no longer felt obligated to occupy himself with some other task or entertainment - he enjoyed just watching Blaine work with Francie. Blaine was clearly so comfortable with the music - he made it look effortless to conjure up any song Francie wanted to hear or suggest new exercises for her to practice. Kurt was sure this ability had come through countless hours of dedicated work, but the result was ease and playfulness.

He was also so good with Francie - less teasing than Kurt was, more earnest, celebrating her every success and gently encouraging her when she struggled. He brought all the enthusiasm and attention that he would to a symphony to their single amateur piano lessons. Even when notes and phrases were repeated over and over as Francie practiced and made corrections, Kurt loved listening to them together.

He thought idly of what Mr. Lowe had told him - you’d make a good parent, if that’s something you’re ever interested in. Kurt assumed that Blaine would as well, although the implications of that idea made him steer resolutely away from such serious thoughts.

At the end of the hour, Francie looked up at Blaine and asked, “can Kurt come sing with us?”

Blaine looked across the room to meet Kurt’s eyes, his mouth curled in a smile. “I don’t see why not.”

Kurt stayed on the couch. “These lessons are for Francie, I think I need to stop monopolizing them.”

Blaine tapped the face of his watch. “It’s been an hour already. I’m just throwing this in for free.”

With an exaggerated eye roll, Kurt got up and walked to the piano, seeing the way both Blaine and Francie grinned in response. When Blaine began playing L-O-V-E Kurt laughed and joyfully joined in. Francie delighted as they wove their voices together, sliding into easy harmonies. They cheekily sang the romantic song, the words of devotion and love not quite fitting for them but - Kurt thought as he caught a glint in Blaine’s eye - they were both cheerfully optimistic for their future.

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Please share the chaos that is the cast listings of Colton & Cece’s three season three musicals the people should know the insanity

Artie: Clearly my best friend Cece is in love with my other best friend Tina so what if I just keep casting her as a love interest to Tina's boyfriend Mike that won't end badly, also let's make the Cartwright twins deal with their graduation induced separation anxiety onstage

S3 Fall: Addams Family

Gomez: Colton

Morticia: Rachel

Wednesday: Cece

Mal: Finn

Fester: Kurt

Alice: Quinn

Pugsley: Sam

Lucas: Mike

Grandma Addams: Mercedes

Lurch: Puck

Ancestors: Tina, Brittany, Rory, Santana, Blaine

S3 Winter: Mamma Mia ( Santana sings Does Your Mother Know to Puck you're all welcome)

Donna: Quinn

Sophie: Cece

Sam: Finn

Bill: Sam

Harry: Colton

Sky: Mike

Tanya: Santana

Rosie: Britt

Ali: Mercedes

Lisa: Tina

Eddie: Blaine

Pepper: Puck

Ensemble: the res of the club, football team, and cheerios

S3 Spring: Les Mis (this is actually taken from an SOWK performance and just adapted)

Valjean: Colton

Javert: Mike

Fantine: Cece

Enjolras: Blaine

Marius: Finn

Cosette: Rachel

Eponine: Tina

Thénardiers: Mercedes & Kurt

Gavroche: Rory

Grantaire: Sam

Bishop: Joe

Combeferre: Quinn

Feuilly: Brittany

Courfeyrac: Joe

Joly: Santana

Lesgles: Puck

Jean Prouvaire: Sugar

Prostitutes: Sugar, Santana, Quinn, Rachel, Brittany, Tina

[kurtanaroyalty]

ok your Halloween party episode tags has got me hyped up what do you think everyone’s costumes would be !!

Oooooh this is such a fun question!! But yes, it was a missed opportunity to not have a true Halloween episode..like in Blame It on the Alcohol, we deserved a big dumb New Directions Halloween party at Rachel’s! Now I’ll be honest, these answers are a mix of what I could see the glee kids actually wearing but some are definitely just wishful thinking on my part..(also some of these don’t fit time wise as in they didn’t exist when glee was airing but let’s ignore that!!)

-Quinn: I could see her being a big Game of Thrones fan and she would totally rock a Daenerys costume & look so gorgeous! Another option I’m feeling is Spinelli from the tv show Recess, especially skank Quinn (I’m gonna headcanon this as being a show she enjoyed watching as a child!)

-Brittana: I would love to see them dressed up as Catradora from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power!! Brittany would be Adora/She-Ra & Santana would be Catra. Their personalities & height difference fit so well for that! Another couples costume is Brittany as Harley Quinn & Santana as Poison Ivy😍

-Mercedes: I have no actual reasoning for this (other than I think she would look ridiculously hot) but I wanna see her dressed up as Maleficent! The other option I can think of for her is a very glamorous + classy angel. The only true criteria I have for Mercedes is that whatever costume she wears would be classified as stunning!✨

-Rachel: She would 100% be dressed as Fanny from Funny Girl.. and take it way too seriously and go full method.. until everyone else tells her to stop being a buzzkill and convince her that the only way that will happen is if she changes into a different costume. Some of the other girls go through her closet and are able to put together a look that resembles Minnie Mouse in a very impressive yet scary manner!

-Tike: I can see Tina & Mike wanting to go for pretty theatrical + creative costumes (something Tina could design!). I picture them going for characters from media they enjoy watching together so examples being something like Jack & Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas or Morticia & Gomez from The Addams Family! They would go the full nine yards with the costumes, makeup, & some role playing but clearly not take things too far like Rachel did (aka they are basically the most fun people there)!

-Klaine: Obviously canon gave us them as Snooki & The Situation from Jersey Shore! So if we wanna stay within that type of lane, I can totally picture them being ridiculous and going for Tiger King costumes or even Paris & Nicole from The Simple Life! I can also see something happening like Kurt losing a bet which allows Blaine to pick their costume theme. Blaine would choose something like superheroes and would go for a hero like Batman whereas Kurt being forced to choose would probably be drawn to someone like Loki (mainly for the drama he brings & cool costume - which being the Kurtcedes lover that I am would love to see them both rock costumes with horns👌)!

-Artie: Many months before Halloween..Artie, Sam, Puck & Finn were hanging out and watching Ghostbusters which got them to agree to a plan of wearing group costumes. Artie went full out and even made his own very elaborate proton pack. Of course when he shows up to the party, he is the only one out of the four to be wearing the agreed upon group costume.

-Sam: Obviously he forgot about the Ghostbusters costume.. so naturally he shows up to the party in super realistic blue face & full body paint resembling that of a creature from Avatar. Unfortunately, he didn’t set the paint properly (or make the smarter decision of wearing a blue bodysuit instead of paint) so anywhere he sits or leans against he ends up getting blue paint all over the surface.. by the end of the night most of the paint is no longer on his body...

-Puck: Days before the party, Puck & Finn decide to buy a two person horse costume because they find it absolutely hilarious (& again, they both forgot about the Ghostbusters group costume).

-Finn: Not only did Finn forget about the group Ghostbusters costume but he was also able to somehow misplace his half of the horse costume so he had to scramble to come up with something to wear. He shows up in a white fitted sheet that has jagged cut outs for his eyes, nose, mouth, & arms. It is BY FAR the worst costume of anyone there & that’s saying a lot since Puck is stuck just being half of a horse (the back end at that)!

~Even though Artie was a bit let down that no one else remembered the group costume, being able to pretend to capture Finn while everyone else roasts Finn about how awful his ghost costume is really makes up for his three friends being complete idiots!<33

[themattress]

I made a tier list for Pokemon Masters voices for all characters as of the current update. 

Definitive voices are those that I just can’t unhear as the voice for the character eclipsing all others. Good voices are those that do just fine but either could have done better, suffer from comparison to better voices in other renditions of the character, or sound too similar to other renditions for it to matter. Bad voices are just...ugh, just what the Hell were they thinking!?

List behind cut (with updates applied):

DEFINITIVE VOICES: Aaron (Kevin K. Gomez) Acerola (Christine Marie Cabanos) Adaman (Micah Solusod) Alder (Cam Clarke) Anabel (Alexis Tipton) Archer (Christian La Monte) Arianna (Amber Lee Connors) Argenta (Rachel Robinson) Avery (Kayleigh McKee) Bede (Beau Bridgland) Benga (Casey Mongillo) Blaine (Kirk Thornton) Brawly (Jon Allen) Brendan (Aleks Le) Bruno (Greg Chun) Bugsy (Cristina Vee) Caitlin (Sarah Miller-Crewes) Cheryl (Laura Post) Chuck (Bob Carter) Claire (Sarah Williams) Clay (Kirk Thornton) Courtney (Anjali Kunapaneni) Crasher Wake (Kyle Hebert) Cynthia (Allegra Clark) Cyrus (Armen Taylor) Dahlia (Heather Gonzales) Dana (Elizabeth Maxwell) Diantha (Antonia Flynn) Emma (Jennie Kwan) Erika (Xanthe Huynh) Evelyn (Emi Lo) Faba (Alexander Gross) Gardenia (Erica Mendez) Geeta (Alice Himora) Ghetsis (Mick Wingert) Glacia (Katelyn Gault) Gladion (Alan Lee) Gloria (Della Saba / Stephanie Southerland) Greta (Anairis Quinnones) Grimsley (Greg Chun) Grusha (Edward Mendoza) Guzma (Doug Erholtz) Hapu (Della Saba) Hilbert (Griffin Burns) Hilda (Erica Mendez) Hugh (Stephen Fu) Hop (Vargus Mason) Iono (Lily Ki) Irida (Maureen Price) Iris (Cassandra Lee Morris) Jacq (Ricco Fajardo) Jainine (Janice Kawaye) Jasmine (Kimberly Woods) Jupiter (Brittany Cox) Kahili (Janice Kawaye) Karen (Mela Lee) Klara (Brittany Lauda) Koga (Christopher Bevins) Korrina (Ryan Bartley) Kris (Chermai Leigh) Lance (Bill Millsap) Larry (Yong Yea) Leon (Cedric Williams) Lisia (Brittany Cox) Lillie (Jennifer Losi) Looker (Mick Lauer) Lucas (Griffin Puatu) Lucian (Brandon McInnis) Lysandre (D.C Douglas) Malva (Morgan Berry) Matt (Mike Smith) Marlon (Ray Chase) Marnie (Cristina Vee) Marley (Dorothy Elias-Fahn) Mars (Christie Cate) Maylene (Erica Lindbeck) Melony (Wendee Lee) Mina (Cherami Leigh) Morgan (???) Morty (Brian Hanford) Nate (Kyle Castellani) Nita (Jenny Yokobori) Noland (Kaiji Tang) Norman (Keith Silverstein) Petrel (Todd Haberkorn) Phoebe (Cristina Vee) Piers (Aleks Le) Plumeria (Michelle Ruff) Poppy (Abby Espiritu) Professor Kukui (Alejandro Saab) Proton (Clifford Chapin) Pryce (Kyle Hebert) Ramos (Steve Kramer) Rika (Becca Q. Co) Roark (Alejandro Saab) Rosa (Kayli Mills) Roxanne (Sarah Miller-Crewes) Sabrina (Lizzie Freeman) Saturn (Mike Haimoto) Shadow Triad (Ben Balmaceda) Shauna (Daisy Guevara) Shauntal (Kira Buckland) Sidney (SungWon Cho) Siebold (Sean Chiplock) Silver (Joe Zieja) Skyla (Laura Stahl) Sonia (Morgan Garrett (Sonia) Tate & Liza (Cassandra Lee Morris & Kira Buckland) Tierno (Jordan Dash Cruz) Thorton (Jon Allen) Trevor (Greg Vinciguerra) Valerie (Skyler Davenport) Victor (Ben Thao) Volo (Cory Yee) Wallace (Mikey Caputo) Wally (Melissa Mabie) Whitney (Sarah Williams) Will (Phillip Reich) Winona (Jeannie Tirado) Zinnia (Vivian Lu)

GOOD VOICES: Agatha (Dorothy Elias-Fahn) Akari (Risa Mei) Archie (Adin Rudd) Arven (Bryson Baugus) Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny) Ball Guy (Kellen Goff) Barry (Erik Kimerer) Bea (Shara Kirby) Bertha (Dorah Fine) Bianca (Erika Harlacher) Blue (Billy Kametz / Henry Mason) Brock (Tommy Arciniega) Calem (Zach Aguilar) Candice (Ryan Bartley) Chase (Jade Dennis) Cheren (Landon McDonald) Chili (Adriel Varlack) Clemont (Kyle McCarley) Colress (Y. Chang) Cress (Kory Getman) Dawn (Kimberley Anne Campbell) Drasna (Laura Post) Elaine (Alice Himora) Elesa (Deborah Gatton) Elio (Mike Dent) Ethan (Ted Sroka) Eusine (Connor Ludovice) Falkner (Howard Wang) Fantina (Karen Strassman) Flannery (Laura Post) Flint (Landon McDonald) Gordie (David Matranga) Grant (Erik Kimerer) Giovanni (Andrew Russell) Hala (Kane Jungbluth-Murry) Helena (Kimberly Anne Campbell) Ingo & Emmett (Jordan Reynolds & J Michael Tatum) Jessie & James (Michelle Ruff & James Carter Cathcart) Kabu (Christopher Corey Smith) Kali (Lisa Reimold) Kiawe (Chris Jai Alex) Lana (Amanda Lee) Leaf (Michelle Marie) Lenora (Zakiya Young) Lorelei (Lauren Landa) Lt. Surge (Patrick Seitz) Lucy (Carrie Keranen) Lusamine (Michelle Ruff) Lyra (Della Saba / Madeline Dorroh) Mallow (Amber Connor) Maxie (Jarred Kjack) May (Deneen Melody) Misty (Reba Buhr) Molayne (Ezra Weisz) N (Daman Mills) Naomi (Lindsay Sheppard) Nanu (Sean Chiplock) Nessa (Tiana Camacho) Oleana (Linsay Rousseau) Olympia (Minae Noji) Palmer (Brook Chalmers) Penny (Courtney Lin) Professor Oak (Joe J. Thomas) Rei (John Patneaude) Riley (Austin Tindle) Rose (Maaz Ali) Roxie (Brianna Knickerbocker) Selene (Christina McBride) Serena (Jackie Lastra) Shelly (Dani Chambers) Sophocles (Jeannie Tirado) Steven Stone (Xander Mobus) Tabitha (Van Barr Jr.) Volkner (Chris Hackney) Wikstrom (Brad Venable) Wulfric (Jamieson Price)

BAD VOICES: Brycen (Christopher Bevins) Burgh (???) Cilan (Caleb Yen) Drake (Steve Kramer) Hau (Laura Stahl) Marshal (Phillip Reich) Nemona (Cristina Millizia) Olivia (Julia McIlvanie) Professor Sycamore (Ben Lepley) Raihan (Mike Dent) Viola (Brianna Knickerbocker)