#Good luck parents

[yemme]

“...more than half due to resignations.”

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 190

“I’m going to adopt them.” 

“Danny no, I love you but no. Do not.” 

Danny, of course, did not listen, and instead scooped up the feral ghostling. “No no, I’m adopting. We’re adopting now. Look at his itty bitty fangs and big eyes, how can you say no to that?” 

"..."

Valerie, to no one's surprise, is not impressed with her boyfriends returning after being told to ‘go touch grass’ with a literal child. Sam, on the other hand, is not surprised at all.

“I’ll get a room in the lair set up, say kiddo, you like gargoyles?” 

The child does indeed, like gargoyles. 

[diathadevil]

Zagreus makes a horrifying realization.

[jaytalking]

Conan's batshit thought process + Shinichi Nii-chan and the boys pondering the most gruesome crushed tomato looking crime scene ever. You know. Just another day in Beika ✌️

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"Come get your child." Robin stared incredulously at this...entity? Being? He was a child himself, how could he possibly have a kid of his own.

The creature huffed, seeming very put out by the young vigilantes confusion. "What is there to not understand? Your child has been running wild in the Infinite Realms for a while now. Ever since that portal exploded hes been taking his emotions out on everyone!" The thing said, throwing her hands into the air, "And you!" Robin stepped back a pace or two when he suddenly found a very sharp claw in his face, "I had to do a lot of searching to even find you! What kind of parent are you?!"

"I'm not."

The entity opened and closed its mouth a few times like a fish before suddenly becoming furious, "Its no wonder hes like this when his gardian has so little interest in him! Did you know the other day he plugged a liquor bottle with a cloth and lit it on fire? I don't even know where he got it, but he lit the cloth and yelled something like, "mazzle toff" and threw it at my own adult son!"

"..."

"When my little boy burst into flames do you know what he said to me?"

"...no, but I feel like you're going to tell me anyways."

"I'm sorry ma'am I wasn't expecting there to be that much fire."

"That much? So he fully intended to set someone ablaze but the amount of fire is what troubled him?"

"Yes!" She growled, exasperated, "Please come get your child as soon as possible! Hes terrorizing the whole dimension!"

Damian found himself staring at open space the woman had occupied previously before contacting Oracle through the coms, "Did you get all of that?"

It was Grayson that spoke, "Every word."

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Aka Danny has a lot of misplaced aggression and kinda terrorizes parts of the GZ. Unfortunately for him hes a clone of one of the bats (weather or not you want it to be Damian, Project R or someone else that hes cloned from is up to you) and they're coming to him to assess if he's an evil clone or mindless or whatever.

Too bad Danny sucks at first impressions.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'm searching for a cultural term that may or may not exist.

You know the practice of leaving something at a friend or family member's house when you leave so you'll "have to come back again", as a sort of good luck charm? Sometimes it's a flirting thing, but I'm thinking of the platonic version where it's kind of a "I can't say goodbye forever, I still need to get my pen back".

Is this a cultural practice or something endemic to my family, and does it have a name?

[whatimdoing-here]

Lessons in Chemistry | 1.04

[unspuncreature]

obi-wan should’ve been at the club!!!!!

[canisalbus]

When Machete became a cardinal, did his parents ever recognize him?

Machete's home village was on the other side of Italy (and separated by the sea no less) and it was small, relatively rural and remote. It's very unlikely many news about Holy See's happenings made their way there. I don't think his parents had any reason to expect to ever hear about him again, he seemed to be somewhat of a lost cause when they dropped him off.

[neotragus]

Yakko parental chaperone

[sqwdkllr]

Parent cucurucho is now canon? Like as in the serious one? Federation dick rider one???

Who gave this freak a child? In what world is that a sane thing to do. This kid is about to experience the horrors that would rival Richarlyson. Get this kid out of there, they’re setting up that kid for failure theres no way

[thewastedpotential]

Okey but while we're all talking about one sided red x evil queen can we take a moment to talk about badwolf. My homeboi be like:

" AH NO YOUR NOT. You had your chance with her, you were literally her roommate and you lost it! YOU SNOOZ YOU LOSE QUEEN! She's mine girlfriend now! Back off >:("

Like i think it would be so funny because Red is obvious to Evil queens crush on her and evil queen unironacly didnt relize that she had a crush on red, and then you have Wolf with his very good eyesight who saw trou both of them. If Red wasn't the one who flirted back with him he would have asummed she was with Evil Queen.

[ichthyorelationships]

an idea i invite anyone else to write about / run with lol....

the premise that The Change gets all messed up for alberto, say it's something that can happen from stress, &/or happens rarely and you just have to wait for it to resolve itself....used as some parallel to struggling through some emotional turbulence / upheaval / questioning / Realizing Things, etc etc

[lilfriezatyrant]

@reptile--queen ✨✨🥺👌

[stardust948]

Good Luck Kiyi AU

[After a few days of giving each other the silent treatment]

Ozai: *looks out the window and sees Ursa sitting on the back porch in the snow*

Ozai: Oh for Agni's sake- *Goes outside* Ursa, what are you doing?! Come inside. You'll get sick.

Ursa:

Ozai: Fine. I'm sorry, okay!

Ursa: What? Could you repeat that? I didn't hear you.

Ozai, cringing: Please don't make me say it again.

Ursa: No, I really didn't hear you. I think my ears froze over.

Ozai: I'm sorry. I was wrong. I behaved badly at the grocery store and I shouldn't have embrassassed you.

Ozai: Spirits, this is hard! I don't know how you've done it 162 times!

Ursa: It's because I love you.

Ozai, hugs her: I love you too.

Ursa: *smiles*

Ursa: You do know the children are throwing a secret party downstairs.

Ozai: Of course I do.

Ursa: We're going to have to punish them.

Ozai: Way ahead of you.

[5 minutes later at the party]

Ozai and Ursa: *dancing horribly*

Azula: Dad! Mom! We get it! We'll never do it again!

Zuko: Now can you stop punishing us?!

Ursa: Sprinkler?

Ozai: Oh yes, definitely.

Fire Siblings: *dies*

[makerscockandballs]

GERMANY IS VOTING ON EASIER NAME CHANGES TODAY!

It would make not only trans people's lives much easier, but also allow adult kids of divorce to choose their surname and give more culturally significant name options to certain minority groups like the Sorbs!