#Grey McConnell

[soft-persephone]

Fic Request Open!!!

I’m doing something new and taking fanfic requests for Nick Miller, and just about any and every Jake Johnson character. If he’s in it, I’ve probably seen it!

I don’t have any real rules or guidelines, but if anything is too crazy or it makes me uncomfortable. I’ll just dm you privately to discuss it!

[megamindsecretlair]

Sunday Kind of Love

Pairing: Husband!Grey McConnell x Wife!Black!Fem!reader/plus size reader

Warnings: 18+ only. MINORS DNI. You are in charge of your own reading experience. Soft dom Grey McConnell, Cursing, SMUT, FLUFF, fingering (fem and male receiving), cum play, Sorry if I missed others. No spoilers for the show.

Summary: You wake up early one crisp morning and snuggle into Grey's warmth. He reminds you that there's no pressing issue, nowhere to go, and nothing to do. With nothing to do, you decide to have some fun with your husband.

AO3 Link

Word count: 1,679k

A/N: Idk what it was, I just started feening for some Jake Johnson. I miss the show so damn much. Fully prepared for this to fly under the radar, just needed this out of my head. Toss a coin to your blogger by leaving a comment, reblog, or unhinged ask.

You woke up naturally to the soft light filtering in through Grey’s window. You stretched, blinking against the bright light. Grey shifted behind you, his deep voice humming in your ear. He tightened his hold around you, pulling you closer to him like even that bit of space was too much.

You turned in his arms, getting tangled in his red, plaid covers. The man lived in plaid, but that was okay. It suited him. Between the log-like atmosphere of his place above the bar, his mountain man beard, and his kind eyes, he was one ax away from becoming one with nature. 

His sleepy brown eyes crinkled in the corner with his smile. “Good morning,” he said.

“Good morning,” you said, with a bit of surprise in your voice. Both of you had odd jobs that kept odd hours. Even so, you both slept as much as you could as long as you could. Grey being up this early was rare. You squinted at him, trying to ferret out if he was feeling well. If this was, indeed, your husband. 

Grey’s smile deepened as he poked his lips out to kiss you. With a wet smack of your lips, Grey pulled away. His warm, big hands caressed your back. You wished you could feel his calluses on your bare back. As if reading your mind, he moved his hands underneath your shirt and caressed your bare skin. 

You purred at him and snuggled in closer, getting all in his personal space. His beard was soft, covering the entire lower half of his face. His hair was getting long again. “Hey you,” you said. 

“Guess what?” He asked. You sighed. His rough voice in the early morning was sin all by itself. You wished you could bottle it and uncork it whenever you needed a hit. 

“What?” You asked. Your eyes were drooping and you fought to stay awake. To keep looking at him. You never thought you’d still be this gooey over your husband. You thought love settled and grew easier. Right as rain. As dependable as a State Farm Agent. 

You were obsessed with him. You turned into one of those annoying girls who couldn’t go two seconds without them saying they were taken and happy. You weren’t quite that annoying, but nothing could stop you from squealing whenever you thought of him.

“We don’t have anywhere to be for a good while,” he said. 

You leaned back to look into his eyes, momentarily shocked awake. “But don’t we…? Aren’t you…?” You thought over your schedule and what you had planned for today. Your brain was fuzzy from sleep but you were positive that it had to be something. When nothing came to mind, you gasped and turned to Grey who chuckled. 

“We have nothing to do!” He said, starting to laugh. His raspy laugh was contagious, making you giggle and then burst into demented laughter with him. You settled down bit by bit, returning to the quiet bubble you were in before.

“So if we have nothing to do…” you said, snuggling closer and trailing your hand downward. You found the edge of his boxers and slipped your hand inside. His dick twitched in your hand and you smiled, staring into his eyes. 

“Careful,” he said, an edge to his voice that sent a thrill through you. He moved his hand down south, slipping his fingers into your panties. You were both still under the covers, heat trapped inside and making your bodies get warmer faster.

Once his thick fingers found your pussy, he groaned and bit his lip, pulling you closer. He got that look in his eye. That look that told you he was slipping into a headspace you couldn’t cross. That every thought in his head emptied out except his one true mission: to make you feel good.

He brought his hand up to his mouth and sucked his middle finger, then he pushed his hand back down to your pussy. He slipped that wet finger in, making sure you were comfortable while he began to play with you.

You purred some more, opening your legs to give his wrist better access. You pulled your hand out and licked your palm, bringing it back to his dick and stroking. He groaned, eyes closing even more. He almost looked asleep. But that look had you hypnotized. Lost in the depths of his liquid brown eyes. 

It didn’t take you long to get worked up. For your pussy to start throbbing. For you to start whimpering. He knew you liked it precise and deep, way down to the knuckle. 

“Getting nice and wet over here, baby,” he cooed. “I like how your mind skipped way over breakfast together, a quick movie, some coffee and some laughs. You went straight to being naughty.” He dipped his head and began kissing your cheek, your neck. He bit you in certain places, raising delicious goosebumps along your flesh. 

You cried out, stroking him harder. His tip leaked with precum and you swiped your thumb across the tip, getting it wet enough to slide easier. Grey moaned, pushing his hips faster, pushing you to keep up. 

“You bring it out of me,” you said and kissed him. His tongue was warm against yours, sliding with expertise. He was easily the best kisser you’d ever had. He knew just when to tease, when to dive in. When to bite your lip and when to lick away the sting. 

He knew when you were lost in the kiss, more focused on that than anything else. He pulled away with a grin, making you chase after him trying to recapture that magic. That press of his sweet lips that made your toes curl. 

You finally flopped back onto the pillow, sighing. “You’re no fun,” you said. He used his thumb to circle your clit, making you instantly whimper and squeeze your legs.

“Open those fucking legs,” he growled, a deep throaty sound emanating from his chest. The mountain man came out to play. You whimpered, turning pleading eyes to him. 

“Too good,” you moaned.

“I won’t say it twice,” he said.

You bit your lip and whimpered, opening your legs. He leaned forward, pressing his doughy body onto yours, pushing you into the bed. “Fuckin’ love when you listen,” he cooed against your cheek. 

An orgasm was gaining speed, rushing along your skin. Raising the very hairs on your arms. You used your free hand to grip onto his red t-shirt. Pulled him close. Your mouth dropped open, the feeling too intense. Too much. Too much. Your knuckles cramped as you came on his fingers, crying out at the top of the loft. 

“Oh, fuck, Grey, Grey,” you moaned, bucking your hips. Riding his fingers. His middle finger pressed against something inside you that made your eyes roll back into the back of your head. 

Grey continued to fuck you through it, kissing your cheek and whispering in your ear. He lowered his voice, purring in your ear with a deep, rumbling hum. “There’s my girl,” he said. “Soaking my fingers and making sure I have enough to feed you.” 

Your head drooped against his shoulder, buried your nose into his neck and inhaled his scent. You were still working on the best way to describe it. Something clean, something light, something heavenly. It was intoxicating and you buried your nose further, getting overstimulated by the dueling sensations.

You didn’t know whether you wanted to focus on his scent or the fact that he added a second finger inside of you. Your teeth chattered, breath stalled in your chest. “Give me that other one you’re holding onto,” he demanded.

“I’m trying,” you cried.

“Try harder,” he said.

You whined, squeezing his hand between your thighs, trying to stop his questing fingers. But then you remembered that your ass was still a little sore from the spanking he gave you last night. You thought you’d never come harder in your life. 

“Grey, please,” you sniffled.

“Aww,” Grey cooed, kissing the bonnet on your head. “But you’re so fuckin’ sexy when you cum on my fingers.”

Your breathing was harsh, made worse by your face smashed into his shoulder. “Please, Grey,” you begged. You couldn’t give him another one. It was too early. Too soon. You needed to wake up more. Needed some food before you could put it down. 

Grey ignored your pleas and words of mercy. He flipped his wrist and began stroking in a come hither motion. Your hand stopped rubbing his dick as you fell, boneless against him as another orgasm tore through you like a hurricane. 

Grey kissed your bonnet over and over, holding you close as you fell apart. You swore that he was the only one powerful enough to keep you from dissolving into goo. You panted as you recovered from something so incredible. 

“Mhm, my favorite snack in the morning,” he said. “Guess that means breakfast is ready.” He pulled his fingers out of you and then pushed his fingers into your mouth. You moaned, tasting yourself on his thick fingers. 

He pushed in a little too far and you gagged and choked. “Gotta train that throat better,” he muttered. 

He gave you a devious look as he descended down your body, kissing your neck, biting your chest, tugging on your nipple with his teeth before moving your shirt up and kissing your round tummy. 

You moaned, moving your hands into his hair and played with the soft chestnut strands. His hair slipped through your fingers and you marveled at all of the differences between you. “Okay, but just know. Anything you dish out, I give back tenfold,” you said, giggling as he rubbed his beard against your belly. 

He scooted down the bed, completely disappeared under the covers. “Don’t threaten me with a good time,” he said, sounding muffled.. You giggled, reaching down to at least still play with his hair.

You weren’t giggling anymore once his lips wrapped around your clit and he sucked.

There will be more when the mood strikes. The Secret Grey McConnell Files

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[horrorlesbians]

can HGTV give Christine McConnell a show already? I'm tired of all the popular interior and home decor trends. can victorian gothic antique realness come the mainstream. can not ruining antiques and historical homes become mainstream. can this be mainstream without all fast furniture brands creating shitty "victorian" furniture to fit the demand. i hate white kitchens and grey houses and not doing anything fun with your house because of "resale value". I'm gonna explode

[the-bitterest-breakups-poll]

Bracket!

Its done! 64 competitors on this.

its so small I will put the mashups under the cut, but know that the first 8 polls, Round 1 A will release on Sunday, August 20th, 3pm EST, and will last 1 week.

If anyone has ANY specific photos they want me to use for anyone here, please send them to me. (Also if you see anyone on this list you like, feel free to send n more propaganda for them because I may put it in their poll and some people here don't have any lol)

Round 1 A

Edgar and Fay from Dolls of New Albion vs Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker from star wars

Catra and Adora from She ra vs The doctor and the Master from Doctor who

Jekyll and Lanyon from The glass scientist vs Chell and Wheatley from Portal

Colm Doherty and Pádraic Súilleabháin from Banshees of Inisherin vs Chalres Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr from x -men

Jesus and Judas from Jesus Christ Superstar vs Rogue and Gambit from x- men

Grace and Simon from Infinity train vs kim Wexler and Jimmy from Better call Saul

Evellyn, Luel, and Sahar from Luna Story picross/coloring book apps vs Andreth and Aegnor from Silmarillion!

Anna and Hans from Frozen vs Kirk and SPock from Star trek

Round 1b

Ruth and Debbie from GLOW vs Agent Curt and Owen Carvour from Spies are forever

aziraphale & crowley from good omens vs Nastya and Aurora from Mechanism

John Doe and Arthur Lester from Malevolent vs Kotetsu and Barnaby from tiger and Bunny

Fitz and the fool from Realm of the Elderlings vs HeathCliff and cathy from Wuthering Heights

Akeelah and Dr.Larabee from akeelah and the bee vs Arthur and Guinevere from Arthurianna.

Peery the platypus and Dr. Heniz Doofenshmirtiz from phineas and Ferb vs Skull and vintage from Spatoon

Hil and Tavek from Girl Genius vs Vrisrezi from Homestuck

Harry Du bois and Dora Ingerlund from Disco Elysium vs Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao-Long from RWBY

Round 1c

Jackieshannua from Yellow Jackets vs Addek from Greys Anatomy

Eddie and Shannon from 9-1-1 vs Mercymorn the First/Augustine the First/Emperor John Gaius from The locked tomb seris

Junpei and Skane from Zero escape vs Lea & Isa / Axel & Saïx from Kingdom hearts

Scooge MC'Duck and Goldie I'Gill Ducktails (2017) vsCavendish and Dakota from Milo Murphy's law

Rebecca Bunch and Josh Chen from Crazy ex-girlfriend vs Sophia and fitz from keeper of lost cities

Cherry and Adam from sk8 vs Dazi Osamu and Nakahara chuuya from Bungo Stray dog

 Shen Qingqiu & Yue Qingyuan from Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System vs Igor Grom and Sergey razumovski from Major Grom: Plague Doctor 

Jack harness and John Hart from Torchwood vs Yuma Tsukumo and Vector/Rei Shingetru from Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal

Round 1d

Powl and Mesothulas (trantulas) from transformers vs Jason Mcconnel and Peter simmonds from Bare: A pop Opera

Cappie and Even from Greek (2007) vs Junnana from Revue Starlight

The band Amatelast from Show By Rock! vs Mac Macdonald and Dennis Reynolds from Its always sunny in Philadelphia

Mulder and scully from x-files vsRosho and Sasara from Hypnosis Microphone!

Yoo Junghyuk and Anna Croft from omniscient reader vs Archie and maxie from Pokemon

sherlock and Watson from Blackeyed Theatre's Valley of Fear vs Anna, Sasha, and Marcy from Amphibia

The two boys from Bokura from Bokura vs Rom and Tammy from Parks and recs

[gobbluthbutagirl]

realizing i have a whole bunch of “hope you’re ok” type messages from the past 1.5 months….SORRY GUYS!!! literally nothing happened!!! i just decided to stop posting for a while because i had had those two posts both blow up within a week of each other which of course was an unfriendly reminder that if you go more than like 3 degrees of separation outside of your immediate circle on this website you start encountering people who are genuinely too stupid to be alive. and i went through that whole “what do i get out of posting on here? NOTHING!” conversation with myself which of course was the same conversation that infamously led me to quit my job and move out of my shithole apartment/temporarily across the country 6 months ago and obviously not posting on a website is a much easier decision to make than either of those So. and then i didn’t post on here that i was doing that because i had no idea how long it would stick and i didn’t want to have a Goodbye Forever(See You Tonight!) moment. and then a few days after deleting the app i was like wow…i have so many more hours in the day all of a sudden! so i did not come back even to say goodbye which of course made it look like i had disappeared without a trace. SAD!

anyway…i have an extremely temporary part-time “job” now helping my mom’s friend move out of her house which she has dubbed “grey gardens” for reasons i assume are self-explanatory. which is the main thing that has changed since i’ve been gone. AND she’s actually paying me more per hour than target did 😃 so Yeah. and here’s some other thoughts i’ve had in the past 1.5 months that could’ve been posts, in no particular order and as a wall of text with little to no punctuation for your inconvenience:

Search party “when you know you know you know you know” scene scene of all time Daily Dot article about tiktok about walmart customer who loudly asked where the douches were or some shit and someone commented “target customers would NEVER” literally YES they would what planet are you living on My mom asked me in the middle of hobby lobby why she’s seeing so much stuff online about folding chairs now My mom forgot who mitch mcconnell is AGAIN My brother’s friend alex sent my brother a snapchat from behind the wheel saying “fuck yeah nerve damage!!!” My brother’s manager at dunkin who they demoted him to bring over is already quitting I finally met my nephew’s father and he wore his cookout hat and an anime t-shirt to his son’s first birthday party and he was too scared to say a single word to me and later my sister said he said he wants me to bake his birthday cake and also asked if i smoke weed because i’m “so creative” and this man is almost 28 years old My dad finally got rid of the couch i had been telling him he should get rid of for 2 years because his mom was coming to visit and he didn’t want her to see it There was an arrested development reference in the barbie movie did anyone else notice. Also this was my birthday cake that i made:

and here are some hounds:

[hbc-rpg]

¡El momento ha llegado! Con esta publicación damos pie a las reservas de PB y cupo.

Iremos actualizando la lista de reservas conforme lleguen a nuestra mensajería, por lo que recomendamos que refresquen la publicación (alt + F5). Ante cualquier duda o inconveniente, pueden hablarnos directamente por interno. Estaremos atentos.

LISTA DE RESERVAS

PB: AJ Neu | Timotheus Alba Baptista | Toska Alejandri Zwartendijk | Mia Alex Hogh Andersen | Keraunos Alexa Demie | Ash Alexander Ludwig | Mac&Cheese Ali Bercan | Volents Álvaro Mel | achilles Amalia Holm | Dawn Amanda Asker | Oasis Andrew Biersack | Nightmare Antonina Vasylchenko | bizcochitodecanela Ann Kuleshova | Miss Zombie Anna Avermaete | Stitch Annie Schröter | Venat Ariyan Akaltun | Tyler Ash Rose Daniels | Zar Austin Butler | achilles Blanca Soler | Moonlight Brock O'Hurn | Thor Camila Morrone | whats Choi San | Nightmare Christina Nadin | Ender Cora Keegan | HereWeGoAgain Daniel Garcia | capybroski Darwin Grey | Xylas Deva Cassel | autumn Eden Chanel | Pecas Elise Zecevic | Gia Emma Powell | poni Emilio Sakraya | Torchic Ergi Bardhollari | Clancy Fernanda Hin Lin Ly | Ash Felix Mallard | Kinder Florence Pugh | Oasis Froy Gutiérrez | Sinprotogema Gabriel Basso | Kingsman Haatepah Clearbear | Crozier Havana Rose Liu | moonflower Hunter Warr | kalimotxo Isabel Van Gelder | Volents Isabelle Mathers | yosilen Jacob Elordi | Alastor Jaden Smith | Monilitum Jenna Ortega | Lu Josha Stradowsky | Keraunos Joshua Jason | SavageRat Katya Sitak | Bitchery Kaia Gerber | Sandra Kit Connor | Relámpago Lana Condor | Mimir Lizeth Selene | Taco al Pastor Maggie Lindemann | whats Marissa Long | Cotton Maverick Mcconnell | Santo Meg Donnelly | Ghidorah Micah Plat | starshiptrooper Michael Yerger | Relámpago Mike Faist | DEH Nick Vogt | Seres Nicolas Lorenzon | starshiptrooper Rae Rodriguez | Gia Rafael Miller | Elidibus Ronald Epps | Barracuda Ross Lynch | Trece Rudy Pankow | Nebulosa Ruel van Dijk | Sinprotogemas Sasha Kichigina | Holly Simone Bricchi | Limón Sidney Sweeney | Wontolla Song Mingi | Noctis Talia Ryder | ChihuahuaFurioso Tanner Buchanan | aubelona Taylor Swift | Ator Taz Skylar | bizcochitodecanela Timothée Chalamet | Ghidorah Tom Taylor | Vixen Tony Ozkan | Eddie Valentijn Dijkman | Zar Walker Scobell | Trickster Yasmin Finney | Noctis Yoo Ji Min | Leixah

Ascendencias Muy Raras Los cupos de los semidioses Muy Raros han sido completados. Zeus (5/5) achilles Vixen capybroski Sinprotogemas Oathbreaker

Hades (5/5) Ash Oasis autumn Moonlight Santo

Poseidón (5/5) Barracuda Ghidorah Dawn Timotheus Monilitium

Hécate (5/5) bizcochitodecanela whats 404 Amapola Syrax Raras Quedan cupos disponibles para todos los semidioses Raros.

Dioniso (3/12) aubelona kalimotxo Volents Iris (1/12) HereWeGoAgain Khione (4/12) DEH Mimir Bitchery Crozier Atenea (8/12) Mess Relámpago Keraunos starshiptrooper Zar Toska Nebulosa Raven Comunes Ares bizcochitodecanela Torchic Mac&Cheese ChihuahuaFurioso Nightmare Hypnos SavageRat moonflower Nightmare Xylas Hermes Trece Lu Apolo achilles whats Venat Afrodita Noctis Pecas Leixah Ash starshiptrooper Seres Hefesto Noctis Tyler Némesis Keraunos Tyche Taco al Pastor Ghidorah

[motorsportverso]

Desert X-Prix 2 2024 parte 2

Momento em que Timmy Hansen passou Guttierrez

Disputa entre Timmy Hansen e Molly Taylor pela liderança na última volta

Momento em que Timmy Hansen assumia a liderança

Momento em que Guttierres passava Molly Taylor

E a vitória da corrida 1 do Q2 ficou com a dupla da Andretti , Catie Munnings e Timmy Hansen

Corrida 2

Na largada Kristofersson largou bem

Troca de pilotos: Rosberg X Racing: Mikaela Ahlin-Kotulisnky , Aciona:Fraser McConnell, Legacy Motor Club: Travis Pastrana, Sun Minimeal: Timo Scheider.

Disputa da 2ª posição entre Fraser McConnell e Travis Pastrana

Pastrana estava tirando a diferença na última volta pra Mikaela.

A vitória da corrida 2 do Q2 ficou com a dupla da Rosberg X Racing , Johan Kristofersson e Mikaela Ahlin-Kotulinski.

Ranking Intermediario

Redemption Race

Na largada Pastrana e Guttierrez Largaram bem

E teve a panca da Dania Akel que foi colocada bandeira vermelha

E a corrida foi diminuída em uma volta

E na relargada Pastrana largou bem novamente

Troca de pilotos: Legacy MC: Grey Leabetter, Mclaren: Matias Ekstrom , Sun Mineal: Klara Andersson

Ekstrom passou Klara Andersson na saída da zona de troca

Ekstrom estava tirando a diferença de Leadbetter

Momento que Ekstrom fez a ultrapassagem

A vitória da Redemption race ficou com a dupla da Mclaren Matias Ekstrom e Cristina Guttierres.

Final

Na largada Timmy Hansen e Fraser McConnell largaram bem

McConnell terminou a 1ª volta na frente

Troca de pilotos: Aciona : Laia Sanz; Andretti: Catie Munnings , Veloce Racing: Kevin Hansen, Rosberg X Racing: Johan Kristofersson

Nesse momento a disputa pela liderança estava entre Laia Sanz e Catie Munnings , a diferença estava em 2.29s

[nightsidewrestling]

D.U.D.E Bios: Kathleen Mulrennan

The Clurichaun Princess of C.R.C Kathleen Mulrennan (2020)

Kirby's cousin, Hywel's niece, and Uinseann's daughter, Kathleen. An Irish-Catholic woman living in Wales and a confidant, energetic and jovial mother. Kathleen makes her own ring gear.

"Drink and fight, like true Irish folk."

Name

Full Legal Name: Kathleen Líadan Eithne Medb Mulrennan (Née Rhydderch)

First Name: Kathleen

Meaning: Anglicized form of 'Caitlín', the Irish form of 'Cateline', the Old French form of 'Katherine', from the Greek name 'Aikaterine'.

Pronunciation: KATH-leen

Origin: Irish, English

Middle Name(s): Líadan, EIthne, Medb

Meaning(s): Líadan: Possibly from Old Irish 'Líath' meaning 'Grey'. Eithne: Possibly from Old Irish 'Etne' meaning 'Kernel, Grain'. Medb: Original Irish form of 'Maeve', meaning 'Intoxicating'

Pronunciation(s): LYEE-dan. EH-nya. MEDHV

Origin(s): Irish. Irish, Irish Mythology, Old Irish. Irish Mythology

Surname: Mulrennan (Née Rhydderch)

Meaning: Anglicized form of 'Ó Maol Bhréanáin', which means 'Descendant of a follower of Saint Brendan' in Irish (Rhydderch: From the given name 'Rhydderch' from the Old Welsh name 'Riderch', derived from 'Ri' 'King' and 'Derch' 'Exalted')

Pronunciation: muhl-REHN-ann (HRUDH-ehrkh)

Origin: Irish (Welsh)

Alias: Clurichaun Princess, Kathleen Mulrennan

Reason: This is Kathleen's ring name

Nicknames: Kat, Kathy

Titles: Mrs, Ma'am

Characteristics

Age: 44

Gender: Female. She/Her Pronouns

Race: Human

Nationality: Welsh. Irish-Welsh Mix Dual Citizenship ROI-UK

Ethnicity: White

Birth Date: April 30th 1976

Symbols: Clurichauns, Alcohol, Crowns

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Religion: Irish-Catholic

Native Language: Welsh

Spoken Languages: Welsh, Irish, Scottish (Scots Gaelic), English

Relationship Status: Married

Astrological Sign: Taurus

Theme Song: 'Christian Woman' - Type O Negative (1994-)

Voice Actor: Kerry Condon

Geographical Characteristics

Birthplace: Tullahought, Kilkenny, Ireland

Current Location: Llanfaethlu, Anglesey, Wales

Hometown: Llanfaethlu, Anglesey, Wales

Appearance

Height: 5'3" / 160 cm

Weight: 140 lbs / 63 kg

Eye Colour: Brown

Hair Colour: Blonde

Hair Dye: None

Body Hair: N/A

Facial Hair: N/A

Tattoos: (As of Jan 2020) 10

Piercings: Navel, Ear Lobes (Double, Both)

Scars: None

Health and Fitness

Allergies: None

Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Smoker, Social Drinker

Illnesses/Disorders: None Diagnosed

Medications: None

Any Specific Diet: None

Relationships

Allies: (As of Jan 2020) The Rhydderch Clan

Enemies: (As of Jan 2020) None

Friends: Maeve Pritchard, Deirdre Llewellyn, Bridget Griffiths, Rosaleen O'Sullivan, Aisling O'Hannigan, Caoimhe O'Hannegan, Eithne O'Hannigan, Haf McFarlane, Tydfil McFarland, Olwen McDermott, Gwen McCracken, Branwen McCormick, Llinos McConnell

Colleagues: The C.R.C Locker Rooms / Too Many To List

Rivals: None

Closest Confidant: Fachtna Mulrennan

Mentor: Uinseann Rhydderch

Significant Other: Fachtna Mulrennan (45, Husband)

Previous Partners: None of Note

Parents: Uinseann Rhydderch (74, Father), Odharnait Rhydderch (75, Mother, Née MacCarthy)

Parents-In-Law: Fearchar Mulrennan (75, Father-In-Law), Aamu Mulrennan (76, Mother-In-Law, Née Moffett)

Siblings: Sean Rhydderch (41, Brother), Wyn Rhydderch (38, Brother), Haf McFarlane (35, Sister, Née Rhydderch), Tydfil McFarland (32, Sister, Née Rhydderch)

Siblings-In-Law: Yvette Rhydderch (42, Sean's Wife, Née Plamondon), Ragnhild Rhydderch (39, Wyn's Wife, Née Perreault), Keaton McFarlane (36, Haf's Husband), Keith McFarland (33, Tydfil's Husband), Porsche Nielsen (42, Fachtna's Sister, Née Mulrennan), Amator Nielsen (43, Porsche's Husband), Amandus Mulrennan (39, Fachtna's Brother), Prunella Mulrennan (40, Amandus' Wife, Née Ottosen), Primrose Paulsen (36, Fachtna's Sister, Née Mulrennan), Caelestis Paulsen (37, Primrose's Husband), Andeolus Mulrennan (33, Fachtna's Brother), Queen Mulrennan (34, Andeolus' Wife, Née Poulsen), Rainbow Randrup (30, Fachtna's Sister, Née Mulrennan), Constans Randrup (31, Rainbow's Husband), Catellus Mulrennan (27, Fachtna's Brother), Rhoda Mulrennan (28, Catellus' Wife, Née Thorsen), Reverie Winther (24, Fachtna's Sister, Née Mulrennan), Desiderius Winther (25, Reverie's Husband), Cyriacus Mulrennan (21, Fachtna's Brother), Rosamund Mulrennan (22, Cyriacus' Wife, Née Fisker), Rochelle Mulrennan (18, Fachtna's Sister)

Nieces & Nephews: Walker Rhydderch (21, Nephew), Henriika Rhydderch (22, Walker's Wife, Née MacColuim), Velvet Rhydderch (18, Niece), Unni Rhydderch (15, Niece), Talfryn Rhydderch (12, Nephew), Ragna Rhydderch (9, Niece), Queenie Rhydderch (6, Niece), Samson Rhydderch (3, Nephew), Pacey Rhydderch (18, Nephew), Ogden Rhydderch (15, Nephew), Naomi Rhydderch (12, Niece), Madonna Rhydderch (9, Niece), Lachtna Rhydderch (6, Nephew), Kal-El Rhydderch (3, Nephew), Jane McFarlane (15, Niece), Idalia McFarlane (12, Niece), Hall McFarlane (9, Nephew), Gael McFarlane (6, Nephew), Fallon McFarlane (3, Niece), Easter McFarland (12, Niece), Dalton McFarland (9, Nephew), Cadell McFarland (6, Nephew), Barbara McFarland (3, Niece), Primula Hansen (22, Niece, Née Nielsen), Eligius Hansen (23, Primula's Husband), Donatianus Nielsen (19, Nephew), Rowena Nielsen (16, Niece), Emerentius Nielsen (13, Nephew), Sable Nielsen (10, Niece), Felinus Nielsen (7, Nephew), Saffron Nielsen (4, Niece), Florentinus Nielsen (1, Nephew), Sapphire Mulrennan (19, Niece), Genesius Mulrennan (16, Nephew), Saylor Mulrennan (13, Niece), Gerontius Mulrennan (10, Nephew), Scarlett Mulrennan (7, Niece), Honoratus Mulrennan (4, Nephew), Sela Mulrennan (1, Niece), Honorius Paulsen (16, Nephew), Serenity Paulsen (13, Niece), Ignatius Paulsen (10, Nephew), Shanene Paulsen (7, Niece), Jordanes Paulsen (4, Nephew), Shania Paulsen (1, Niece), Liberatus Mulrennan (13, Nephew), Sharon Mulrennan (10, Niece), Liberius Mulrennan (7, Nephew), Shayla Mulrennan (4, Niece), Maurus Mulrennan (1, Nephew), Sherlyn Randrup (10, Niece), Modestus Randrup (7, Nephew), Sherry Randrup (4, Niece), Natalius Randrup (1, Nephew), Sibyl Mulrennan (7, Niece), Nazarius Mulrennan (4, Nephew), Sienna Mulrennan (1, Niece), Onuphrius Winther (4, Nephew), Sierra Winther (1, Niece), Pastor Mulrennan (1, Nephew)

Children: Eachann Mulrennan (24, Son), Daffodil MacDaniel (21, Daughter, Née Mulrennan), Calanthe Mulrennan (18, Daughter), Baggi Mulrennan (15, Son), Abel Mulrennan (12, Son), Zinnia Mulrennan (9, Daughter), Yolanda Mulrennan (6, Daughter), Xerxes Mulrennan (3, Son)

Children-In-Law: Aurora Mulrennan (25, Eachann's Wife, Née MacDonald), Grant MacDaniel (22, Daffodil's Husband)

Grandkids: Eija Mulrennan (4, Granddaughter), Gordon Mulrennan (1, Grandson), Gregor MacDaniel (1, Grandson)

Great Grandkids: None

Wrestling

Billed From: Kilkenny, Ireland

Trainer: The C.R.C Wrestling School, Uinseann Rhydderch

Managers: Fachtna Mulrennan

Wrestlers Managed: Fachtna Mulrennan

Debut: 1994

Debut Match: Kathleen Rhydderch VS Odharnait Rhydderch. Kathleen won via pinfall

Retired: N/A

Retirement Match: N/A

Wrestling Style: Technician / Powerhouse

Stables: The Rhydderch Clan (1994-)

Teams: No Team Names

Regular Moves: Back Body Drop, Bearhug, Bearhug Into A Thrust Spinebuster To The Ring Post, Big Boot, Chokehold, Corner Clothesline, Flying Clothesline, Rebound Clothesline, Arm Twist Ropewalk Chop, Over The Top Rope Suicide Dive, Reverse STO, Running DDT, Running Elbow Drop, Running Leg Drop, Running Leg Drop To An Apron-Hung Opponent Sleeper, Sidewalk Slam, Snake Eyes, Standing Dragon, Arm Drag, Dropkick, Headscissors Takedown, Knee Lift, Running Crossbody

Finishers: Ropewalk Diving Elbow Chop, Heart Punch, One-Handed Clawhold, Elevated Powerbomb, Triangle Choke, Chokeslam, Tombstone Piledriver, Figure-Four Leglock, Flying Forearm Smash

Refers To Fans As: The Fans, The Family

Extras

Backstory: Kathleen Mulrennan (Née Rhydderch) of the C.R.C (Welsh Wrestling League / Cynghrair Reslo Cymru) owning Rhydderch Family. When Uinseann dies Kathleen will have a 1/40th ownership of the promotion. Kathleen is a 'Clurichaun Style' (Technician mixed with Powerhouse) trainer. She's a quarter-Welsh and three quarters-Irish

Trivia: Nothing of Note

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3-5 things associated with your muse.

EMOTIONS / FEELINGS: ambitious, competitive, light-hearted, sardonic, ingenious

GREETINGS: - "¿Que tal? " - " My name is Manny Calavera. I'm your new travel agent/salesman." - " Hey stranger, remember me? " - [annoyed/angry/sarcastic tone] "Oye güey."

COLORS: dark grey, earth brown, dusty blue, navy, bone white

SCENTS: a deep cologne that's too pricey for his blood - semi-sweet like mango & sandalwood ; a dark colombian espresso ; a spicy, woody cigar

CLOTHING: - dark suits with subtle, elaborate patterns; like a plain, navy suit with a hidden, floral pattern lines in the suit as texture - casual button ups; loosely fitting, two buttons undone, and slacks/jeans and black loafers to pair. - old, worn sweaters paired with jeans and old sneakers.

OBJECTS: - his scythe; he likes to keep it next to where his heart used to be. - his cigarette case; it's worn, well-used, well-loved, etched with decorative fillie. it's the only connection to his past life, but he doesn't know that. - his reaper robe; not only is it threatening, it's very comfortable. he wears it casually when he's not working.

VICE / BAD HABITS: - jealousy / envy; it's his biggest sin, and it's what drives a lot of his competitive spirit. manny is inherently more petty than he lets on, and when he sees someone in a place he wants to be in, it drives him crazy. he's the definition of ambition is a sin, because he'll claw his way up to be better than the next guy. - pessimistic; while he doesn't live like a pessimist, listening closer to manny's words will uncover a man who lays more complacent to where he is in life or the world around him. he knows the future is bleak, but at least he can laugh about it. - gambler; manny's a sucker for a game to win, and if someone lay the cards down and offer money in the process, he will stop everything to beat the other player, even if it means dropping a few grand in the process. high risk, high reward.

BODY LANGUAGE: - cracking knuckles, cracking his neck, cracking his back - god, everywhere is cracking & popping. - teeth sucking in displeasure - expressive eyes; the way manny's gaze can shift from puppy dog to serious in seconds is impeccable

AESTHETICS: - 50s/60s film noirs - stark contrast / lighting, the cynical hero, the femme fatale, flashbacks and existentialist philosophy. - dia de los muertos - sugar skulls, family traditions, cemeteries, the afterlife, celebration - country/farm living - wide fields, barn animals, family dinners, early mornings, later evenings - beaches - wide oceans, white sand, calming winds, ships off in the distance

SONGS (in no order): - Tardei - Rodrigo Amarante // tardei, tardei, tardei / mas cheguei, enfim / pra cada adeus um nó / cada conta, o fio do rosário que e / vim banhar, pra lhe dar - Hell's Coming With Me - Poor Man's Poison // I am the righteous hand of God / And I am the devil that you forgot / And I told you one day you will see / That I'll be back I guarantee / And that hell's coming with me - Manny & Meche - Peter McConnell // Love? Love is for the living, Sal. I'm only after her for one reason. She's my ticket out of here.

tagged by: @samuhelll <3 tagging: i'm too tired to tag someone after finishing this so... you!

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               * MUSE LIST.     ------      Angel Aalbiel  /  Abigail Walker  /  Aeshma Daeva  /  Archangel Akrasiel  /  Alec Lightwood  /  Anastasia Grey  /  Anastasiya Schmidt  /  Anastasiya Zakharov  /  Anatola  /  Angel Aoife  /  Angel Arik  / Divine Goddess Asherah  /  Asmodeus Morningstar  /  Angel Aziel  /  Angel Bina  /  Briar Morningstar  /  Caassimolar  /  Castaelar Aleanundlin  /  Charlotte Holmes  / Chloe Decker  /  Cillian Brockhurst  /  Clary Fray  /  Dr Conrad Hawkins  /  Cooper Hemming  /  Daisy Johnson  /  Dantanian Daeva  /  Dorothea Morningstar  /  Dr Eliza Campbell  /  Ella Lopez  /  Elua D’Angeline  /  Esther Morningstar  /  Angel Evangeline Stewart  /  Faolan Lowell  /  Archangel Gabriel  /  Genevieve Hart  /  Dr Guinevere Voigt  /  Angel Hali  /  Prince Hamon of Zion  /  Harv Wilson  /  Hermione Granger  /  Iris Russell  /  Isabelle Lightwood  /  James Bond  /  Dr Johanna Carter  /  Archangel Jophiel  /  Julian Barnett  /  Kate Bishop  /  Kol Mikaelson  /  Leon Andrews  /  Lien Xao  /  Life  /  Dr Lily Morningstar  /  Lily Evans-Potter  /  Dr Linda Martin  /  Prince Liron Strix  /  Louie Morningstar  /  Love Pena  /  Luna Lovegood  /  Lyall Mortis  /  Angel Malachi  /  Lady Mary Crawley  /  Mother Mary ~ Jesus’s momma  /  Mary Queen of Scotts  /  Massimo Torricelli  /  Matilda Demiurgos  /  Matt Casey  /  Matthew de Clermont  /  Mazikeen Smith  /  Archangel Michael Demiurgos  /  Mycroft Holmes  /  Nancy Perez  /  Nancy Wheeler  /  Demon Ornias  /  King Paimon  /  Q  /  Quinlan  /  Archangel Ramiel  /  Rebecca Barnes  /  Rhonwen Harrow  /  Romy Willow  /  Rosier D’Angelus  /  Ruby Moran  /  Rudi Miller  /  Sherlock Holmes  /  Demon Sitri  /  Storm Demiurgos  /  Angel Temeluchus  /  Tito Giordano  /  Tommy Shelby  /  Uinseann McConnell  /  Waverly Earp  /  Wynonna Earp  /  Yahweh ( God )  /  Yelena Belova  / Zarya Demiurgos.

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File under: What Would’ve Happened Next.

Three years after ABC renewed, then un-renewed, Stumptown, series star Jake Johnson is revealing that Season 2 of the Cobie Smulders P.I. drama would’ve looked like a “totally different show” under the stewardship of new co-showrunner Monica Owusu-Breen (Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Fringe) and a completely overhauled writers’ room.

“It was going to be a totally different show in a very exciting way,” Johnson, who played ex-con Grey McConnell, tells The Hollywood Reporter. “Everything was building. Every single episode [would have had] a new love interest for Cobie [Smulders’ character Dex], kissing and fight scenes every week,” which probably would’ve spelled doom for the love triangle between Dex, Grey and Miles (played by Michael Ealy).

In the Season 1 finale, which aired in March 2020, Ansel opened his front door to reveal his long-estranged mother, whose appearance stunned older sister Dex. It was then that the episode cut to black, before viewers got a peek at Mama Parios, who would’ve been formally introduced in Season 2.

At the time, series creator Jason Richman told TVLine that the introduction of Dex and Ansel’s mother would’ve eventually led to their father, too. “Mom leads to Dad in a way that’s kind of circuitous,” he teased. “It gives [us] this deep-rooted, compelling storyline [for] Season 2.”

Alas, COVID delays made a second season cost-prohibitive, and ABC cancelled Stumptown in September 2020. “I get word that the amount of COVID testing they need to do is wild,” Johnson recalls. “They have no idea how to do any of it with social distancing. So we got a very honest call where they just tell us that the cost of COVID made it so high that we’d need like Seinfeld-in-the-’90s success to justify making Season 2.”

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Jake Johnson Masterlist

Guide To Jake Johnson

part two

Nick Miller Masterlist

Minx

Day By Day

Season 2 Stuff

Tina. . .I Need You

Hangover at a Bookstore

Stumptown

Strange Feeling: The Spell You Put Me Under

Ride the Eagle

I'll follow You Into A Storm (I'm Sorry)

Spiderverse

Normal Peter B. Parker AU

A Natural Caretake and a Big Heart

Other

Nick Miller & Doug Renetti Crossover Event

Searching for stardust

ft Oscar Isaac

main masterlist

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The Secret Grey McConnell Files

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Grey McConnell x Black!reader Fics

Sunday Kind of Love

[will-kaye]

Crashing Waves

    “No, no, I’m serious! He said that! I shit you not!” Dan leaned against the amplifier red in the face, trying to keep himself from collapsing to the floor in a laughing fit. The rest too were in hysterics; Liz and Drew dropped to their seats (Drew to the drum stool he called “the Throne,” with exaggerated pomp each time he said it), though at this point it was hard to tell if they were laughing at Dan’s story or Charlie’s reaction to it. With each story beat the bassist burst out in a fit of high bubbly laughter, utterly infectious, a laugh that brought everyone into its mirth and kept them there on its own terms.

    “Just — ‘timber!’—that’s what they said—” Dan continued, regaining some of his composure “—and he was just lying there, the whole store’s gone quiet, and his family is treating it like he just fuckin’ sneezed!”

    “Didn’t anybody help!?” asked Liz, panting.

    “Not a soul!” Dan exclaimed. “We looked at each other behind the counter, me and my coworkers, just like ‘should we call an ambulance?’ But before we had a chance, they were hurrying him out of the store, and we just went right back on working.”

    “Just like that?” Drew asked.

    “Just like that!” shouted Dan. His exuberance drew a laugh out of Charlie, and soon the group was back to gasping for breath.

    “Shuffled him out and the managers were like ‘ME NE FREGO! THE CHOCOLATE MUST FLOW! GLORY TO MCCONNELL CONFECTIONERIES!’” Dan stood upright with an exaggerated posture as the rest laughed, and mockingly imitated the dictator’s overcompensatory look of machismo before cracking up along with them. Some time passed, and they were all somewhat back in control of themselves again. Dan sat atop his amplifier — a small Fender from the seventies he bought at a garage sale last spring that crackled if you moved the cord the wrong way — and sighed.

    “So that was my weekend, anyways…any of y’all heard anything back from Tyler?”

    A murmur of no’s came up from the other three. Dan scowled.

    “Is he ever going to make it? Last time he flaked too.”

    “Why do we need him again?” Drew asked.

    “Because the keyboard adds a cool texture to the soundscape,” Dan said, grinning and staring off into space, waving his hands in a mystic manner. Drew rolled his eyes. “That is, it would if it were here…”

    Dan paced around the room. It was almost cliche—they practiced in the cramped basement of Charlie’s place, a space that seemingly hadn’t been updated since the Carter presidency. Faux-wood paneling lined the walls of the space; the shag carpeting was a sickly shade of grey-brown accented by the ghost of a stain every so often; the basement windows may have been see-through at some point, but years of grit and grime had made them so opaque that one could only tell if it was light out or not; above them buzzed fluorescent lights encased in yellowing plastic that somehow overpowered the ambient feedback of the amps. It was far from glamorous, but it was a space.

    And there in the corner the ensemble stood: Liz with her tenor, Charlie with his jazzmaster, Dan with his strat, and Drew sitting at the drums. A small rectangular space stood empty next to Drew, meant for Tyler, though rarely filled. They all looked strange together: Drew in all black, curly hair cascading down his shoulders; Charlie standing tall and broad, near twice the size of anybody else in the room; Liz wearing pastels with her straight blonde hair in a loose ponytail; and Dan in a Hawaiian shirt, bangs in his eyes lined with black and nails painted pine green.

    Finally, Dan turned to the band. “Fuck it, let’s just play. Charlie—” Dan pointed, and Drew’s head shot up from his phone “—give us something, anything you want. Drew, you follow; I’ll take care of the rhythm; and Liz, you improvise over it.”

    The rest nodded, and after some twiddling of knobs and preliminary plucks and bangs, the low booming notes of Charlie’s bass came through the amp in a driving tempo. The line was fractured, measured, as if a phrase practiced in a mirror time and time and time again. A few rounds, and the band was locked in; thoughts swirled in each of their minds as Drew tapped out his first notes of the session on his snare. Snare strikes and hi-hat hits cut through the bassline, highlighting its underlying rhythm, adding accents when needed and giving it concrete form.

    Dan stared intently at nobody in particular as he listened; he felt his mind moved by the vibrations of the bass and the strokes of the drum, and felt the rhythm in his very being. He moved his hands up the fretboard, then back down, and picked out the notes of a chord in a driving arpeggio. He felt the strings vibrate under his touch with each strum and each pluck of a note. He listened to the bassline, and from his simple start devised ways to make it more interesting, to add new textures and new flavors to the sound they were crafting there on the spot. Ninths and diminished’s played off of one another, contributed a new sound, a new idea, breaking the mold just right.

    After intent listening, Liz stood, and with a puff of air rang out the first breathy notes of a new melody. She preferred the sax to singing; with the voice, ideas had to come from the words, and got augmented by the notes. With a tenor, the middleman of language gets cut out; to Liz, it was all the better for it. Dulcet tones flowed freely from the brass bell, playing off of Dan’s chords and creating a synthesis of each’s ideas. The two were locked in, each riffing off the other, their sounds colliding and collaborating. But of the two, it was Liz who took the lead. Liz’s hands climbed up and down the instrument with fury, cascading notes falling atop one another and painting a picture of sound. 

    The whole band was then in sync; quick glances to one another communicated more than words ever could hope to. A glance and a nod later, and everyone stopped as Drew took center stage. His arms flying wild, he launched into his solo, making sure to give each drum its due time. He was unusual for playing traditional grip, but it offered him advantages that matched just didn’t afford him, advantages that rang clear in the subtle fury of his playing. Looking from the outside, it seemed as if every part of his body had a mind of its own, each working independent from the other in fluid harmony.

    Drew’s solo grew quieter and quieter, and the band knew what to do. A strike! on the snare, and the band burst out in lush, full sound, the ending cue to a song well-performed, a call to shake the heavens and annoy the neighbors. And then, silence—vital silence. A moment of catharsis, of quiet reflection as the musicians drop out of the flow and remember life outside their craft, as if they were taken by some spirit only to be dropped a moment later. 

The introspection was broken by a resounding “YEAH!” from Dan. Cheers arose from the group, and a flurry of high-fives were exchanged in celebration for the feat they’d just accomplished. It was the same feat (or a similar feat) they’d done time after time before, but each time proved to be just as exhilarating as the first.

“That was fucking sick!” Dan exclaimed. “Liz, when I went dodaladoodadaaahh and you went dodilidoooo-doooo-dodoooo~ oh my god!” The two laughed at Dan’s impressions of their instruments.

“Nah, but Charlie,” Liz said. “Shit! You were fucking going hard on that thing.” Charlie grinned wide.

“Dude, Drew though, holy shit,” Dan interjected. “That solo? Class, man, absolute class.” Drew laughed.

“God, we gotta start recording these,” Liz said.

“Nah, that makes me anxious,” Drew said.     “What do you have to be anxious about, the way you play!?” Charlie exclaimed. Everyone laughed in agreement.

“Anyhow, I’m gonna go upstairs for a drink, y’all want anything?” Charlie asked, setting his bass on its stand.

“A fine chianti paired with bread from the bakeries of Naples topped with Genoan salami, drizzled in the finest Tuscan olive oil—extra virgin, of course,” said Dan. He laughed as Charlie dug into his shoulder.

“Just a water,” Liz said. 

“Pepsi, if you got any,” Drew said.

“I only have Dr. Pepper,” Charlie responded.

“I’m good then.”     Charlie raised an eyebrow. “Really?”

“Yeah, not my thing.”

    “If you say so,” Charlie shrugged. The band watched him as he gripped the banister, walking up the stairs out of the basement.

[mikethemovieguy]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM | Voice Cast Announcement + Trailer Coming Monday!

😂 Too funny. The boys and I just watched this announcement on the Kids' Choice Awards. (Yeah, on our DVR) I believe I'm more excited for this movie than they are. 😂 The animation looks sick!

The announcement was made at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday, March 4. The voice cast includes Micah Abbey (Donatello), Shamon Brown Jr.(Michelangelo), Nicolas Cantu (Leonardo),Brady Noon (Raphael), and Giancarlo Esposito as Baxter Stockman. Rogen also announced that the teaser trailer for the highly anticipated film would premiere on the TMNT Movie Socials and Paramount Pictures’ YouTube channel this Monday, March 6

Team: Assembled. Shells: Polished. Pizza: Ordered.

Meet the cast of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem

SETH ROGEN REVEALS VOICE CAST OF 

PARAMOUNT PICTURES, NICKELODEON MOVIES AND POINT GREY PRODUCTIONS’ CG-ANIMATED THEATRICAL FILM 

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM

Rose Byrne, John Cena, Jackie Chan, Ice Cube, Post Malone, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd and Maya Rudolph to 

Voice Globally Iconic Characters in Original Film Debuting in Theaters August 4, 2023

Rogen Announced Star-Studded Cast During Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday, March 4

TRAILER COMING MONDAY, MARCH 6TH AT 6:00AM PT

LOS ANGELES, CA—March 4, 2023—Today, producer and actorSeth Rogen announced the main voice cast ofParamount Pictures, Nickelodeon Movies, and Point Grey Productions’ all-new CG-animated theatrical film, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, an original story following the crime-fighting Ninja Turtles as they protect the sewers and streets of New York City. The film is set to hit theaters August 4, 2023.

Rogen made the announcement at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday, March 4, and was joined on stage by voice cast Micah Abbey (Donatello), Shamon Brown Jr. (Michelangelo), Nicolas Cantu (Leonardo), and Brady Noon (Raphael). Rogen also announced that the teaser trailer for the highly anticipated film will premiere on the TMNT Movie Socials and Paramount Pictures’ YouTube channel this Monday, March 6. 

Says President of Nickelodeon Animation and Paramount Animation Ramsey Naito, “We are beyond thrilled by this world-class cast we’ve assembled to bring these iconic, beloved characters to life in a new chapter of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe. This really sets a new bar for this globally celebrated franchise, and we can’t wait to show audiences this film.”

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem cast includes:

·         Micah Abbey as Donatello

·         Shamon Brown Jr. as Michelangelo

·         Hannibal Buress as Genghis Frog 

·         Rose Byrne as Leatherhead 

·         Nicolas Cantu as Leonardo 

·         John Cena as Rocksteady 

·         Jackie Chan as Splinter 

·         Ice Cube as Superfly 

·         Natasia Demetriou as Wingnut 

·         Ayo Edebiri as April O’Neil 

·         Giancarlo Esposito as Baxter Stockman

·         Post Malone as Ray Fillet 

·         Brady Noon as Raphael 

·         Seth Rogen as Bebop 

·         Paul Rudd as Mondo Gecko 

·         Maya Rudolph as Cynthia Utrom

In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, after years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them.

Nickelodeon Movies and award-winning Point Grey Productions’ Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg and James Weaver are producing the all-new iteration. The film marks Nickelodeon’s first-ever CG-animated theatrical production, in partnership with Naito and Jason McConnell, who are overseeing production for Nickelodeon. For Point Grey, Lukas Williams is co-producing and Josh Fagen is overseeing. Paramount Pictures will handle worldwide distribution of the film, which is slated to hit theaters August 4, 2023.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is directed by Jeff Rowe (The Mitchells vs. the Machines, “Gravity Falls”, “Disenchantment”).

Considered one of the most popular kids’ franchises, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a classic, global property created in 1984 by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman.  It first debuted as a successful comic book series and then became a hit animated TV show, a live-action television series and later spawned numerous blockbuster theatrical releases. The property is a global consumer products powerhouse, winning in every category that has hit shelves to date—with toys, apparel, video games, DVDs and more—and generating billions of dollars at retail. 

Nickelodeon brought the franchise to life again in 2012 with the CG-animated series “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”and then reimagined the Heroes in a Half-Shell with the 2D-animated series “Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”in 2019. 

About Paramount Pictures 

Paramount Pictures Corporation (PPC), a global producer and distributor of filmed entertainment, is a unit of Paramount Global (NASDAQ: PARA, PARAA), a leading global media and entertainment company that creates premium content and experiences for audiences worldwide. Paramount Pictures has some of the most powerful brands in filmed entertainment, including Paramount Pictures, Paramount Animation, and Paramount Players. PPC operations also include Paramount Home Entertainment, Paramount Pictures International, Paramount Licensing Inc., and Paramount Studio Group.

About Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon, now in its 43rd year, is the number-one entertainment brand for kids. It has built a diverse, global business by putting kids first in everything it does. The brand includes television programming and production in the United States and around the world, plus consumer products, digital, location-based experiences, publishing and feature films. For more information or artwork, visit http://www.nickpress.com. Nickelodeon is a part of Paramount’s (Nasdaq: PARA, PARAA) global portfolio of multimedia entertainment brands.

About Point Grey Productions

Point Grey Pictures, launched by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, is known for their multi-genre films and television anchored in dynamic and authentic storytelling. With box-office hits like Neighbors, Sausage Party, and the Academy Award-nominated The Disaster Artist and series like Preacher, Black Monday, and the Emmy-winning Pam & Tommy on Hulu. Point Grey’s critically acclaimed Amazon series The Boys’ releases its highly anticipated fourth season next year. A spin-off series, The Boys: Gen V, is currently in production. Their peacock docuseries Paul T. Goodman was released this year and their Amazon seriesInvincible’ssecond season was released last year with a third on the way. Upcoming projects include Lionsgate’s horror thriller Cobweb and Joy Ride, an Adele Lim feature starring Stephanie Hsu that will premiere at SXSW, and an untitled half-hour comedy series for Apple TV+ starring Seth Rogen, who also serves as writer and director. Their film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem for Paramount Pictures releases August 4, 2023.

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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖

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NAME: Katherine Maria Kurtzberg/Lucy L. Bloodengutz

NICKNAME(s):

Kat

Katie (only allowed by Nadia McConnell @birdhouse-in-thesoul )

Darling (a favorite of her lovers’)

AGE: 17 as Katherine/27 as Lucy

SPECIES: Human (trace werewolf lineage on her father’s side and the Bloody Mary Curse on her mother’s side that will assure she will one day be a ghost)

PERSONAL MORALITY: lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true

RELIGION: she’s not labelling that considering she knows both a Roman Goddess and a Sumerian God exist

SINS: greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath

VIRTUES: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice

KNOWN LANGUAGE(s): English

SECRETS:

She’ll never admit she was watching the whole broadcast of her godfather’s death; she blames herself for not calling the police sooner

She has a bit of a stalker streak. It’s more benign as a young girl, but can be extremely dangerous as a grown woman

She fears becoming like her father

PHYSICAL BUILD: scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy (decently?) / herculean / pudgy / average

HEIGHT: 5′3

SCARS / BIRTHMARKS: small scars on her hands from both paper and fumbling a blade (being a killer is dangerous business), scar at her right shoulder from one of Fortuna’s throwing knives, light freckles on her cheeks and shoulders

ABILITIES / POWERS: Depends on what you consider a power. She’s rather intelligent and a good writer. She also has a little death caveat, but frankly becoming a Bloody Mary ghost isn’t really a power so much as it is an unfortunate circumstance

RESTRICTIONS: mostly her PTSD and intense obsessions

FAVORITES FOOD: chocolate-covered strawberries

DRINK: coffee (light roast with cream is superior, but she’ll take anything)

PIZZA TOPPING: mushrooms and chicken

MUSIC GENRE: alternative or 1960s (specifically Bossa Nova)

MOVIE GENRE: Do you have to ask? Horror.

CURSE WORD: Bastard

SCENTS: Roses and earl grey tea

FUN STUFF

SONGS:

The Projectionist- Aurelio Voltaire

Bloody! Bloody!- Junie & the HutFriends

She’s Not There- Dick Israel and the Soothsayer

Killer Love- Madam Macabre

AESTHETIC: fishnet tights, black velvet and red lace, dark lipstick on wine glasses and smeared across skin, stage productions with mass amounts of blood, the smell of books, hidden alcoves in a library, ink-stained fingers, the click of a typewriter, the warmth of a lover’s skin in the morning

SINGS IN THE SHOWER: Occasionally

LIKES PUNS: Can you truly be the child of H.R. Bloodengutz if you don’t carry slightly upsetting puns deep in your soul