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#HAHA THE BITCH IS DYING
auzzyash · 1 year
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I KNOW I'M LATE BUT ECLIPSE IS DYING EVERYONE HE'S GONNA BE GONE HAHAHAHAHAHA WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS STUPID MOTHERFUCKER ANYMORE I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM ATP I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE DANGERS WITH LUNAR I'M JUST HAPPY ECLIPSE IS FINALLY GOING TO BE GONE YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK, YA CRUSTY CHEETO, OR I'LL SHOVE YOU BACK INTO THE GRAVE!!
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brainrotcharacters · 1 month
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Was it casual when you were so desperate to save him from certain death that you destroyed a reinforced door?
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Bitches will spend ten minutes calculating something for a fic, fall down an internet rabbit hole, realize they may have fucked up the initial calculations, delete all calculation data, forget calculation data, then move back to the fic tab after forgetting they were doing the calculations for the fic. It’s me. I’m bitches.
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vulpinesaint · 6 days
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funniest possible response here. venom why are you like this
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corpus-chorus · 1 year
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Not to be *that* person, and you honestly don't have to answer this ask if you don't want to. But I have read both fics from "this world has too much noise" like twice in two weeks and I need to know if you have even scraps for this series laying around. I am dying for it. I love you and I love the fics. I just want the words liquefied and shot directly into my brain. I hope you are well. Thanks for reading this. Love you ☆
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Y'all are enabling me way too hard. Ignore the fact that it's working. Ignore the fact that I wrote on it for the first time since I posted the last chapter. This enablement will lead to terrible things, mark my words.
I do in fact have a couple of snippets, plus 12k worth of notes, but that's all spoilers (or wouldn't make sense without context), so instead you're getting a sneak peak of the bit I wrote for the next chapter.
"What's with the sin talk anyway?" Anti asked as he crossed his feet at the ankles, heel resting on the old coffee table. "Dunno," Marvin shrugged, watching the steam rise from his cup. "Shower thoughts." "Shower thoughts," Anti repeated, grinning into his own tea. "And what other riveting thoughts hit you in the shower?" "How would you describe what's going on between you and Dark?" Anti stopped, his mug hovering a scant few centimeters from his lips, before he pulled it away and frowned. "I dunno if I like the idea of you thinking about us in the shower, Mav."
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bunnyb34r · 9 months
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Well glad to know I'm not the only one not feeling the Christmas season this year. Mom isnt either
Now we dont know why, but here are my guesses. Feel free to place your bets.
Is it:
Bc our aunt/great-aunt died and essentially dissolved the family
|_> Bc of this we've faced so much bullshit from the surviving family we have left.
Bc the only remaining family we have are major assholes aside from like 4 people.
Long covid?
Work stress/ working under a tyrant piece of shit.
Bc I'm an adult now so the *magic* is gone?
All of the above??
#marquilla#we still havent made cookies and are like i want the cookies but i dont want to make the cookies...#so we agreed we can do it after christmas if need be#i really think it's all of that combined. like my g-aunt dying really tore this family apart. we weren't like close close before but i mean#everyone started taking sides (the executors (my mom) vs my cousins. like listen you motherfuckers she left you [insert number bc i also#got this amount and am not disclosing]. you little freaks need to get over the fact that she loved me as much as if not more than you.#maybe bc i wasn't a fucking entitled brat and was always a polite well behaved child (for her) and didnt take my mommy/daddy issues out on#her. you already got: 2 free cars. 3 fully paid for weddings. 4 college degrees (one that you're not even using bc you havent worked since#college bc you became a tradwife. (not dissing stay at home moms im dissing her making college a BIG DEAL for her and then just#essentially saying haha thanks for the 100k in tuition but no ❤). COUNTLESS hours and money poured#into your lives from her and our g-uncle. amongst the 4 of you. (only 1 is not a brat but thats bc they pretend she doesnt exist bc shes#annoying and autistic so a drain on them they were ever so happy to dump on their dad)#you aren't entitled to any of that. that was a GIFT. your inheritance was well thought out. it is an insult for you to suggest otherwise#anyway so theyre being whiny brats and oh boo hoo you exects are SO MEAN to poor Ally who didnt sign the fucking will and thus held up#$50k FROM A CHURCH. and my uncle (not their dad. their moms brother) is taking their side. his wife is a massive piece of shit ab it too.#dont know whose side dog cousin is on bc shes close to my mom but very close to them. and i know lesbian cousin is on moms side to some#degree. and idgaf what Murderer cousin thinks bc that bitch can and will rot in hell.#so anyway any one we could possibly spend time with this season is either dead or hates us. or lives states away and won't be in til after#and only for a day anyway. and we just dont have the fucking energy to deal with anything
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deadrlngers · 2 years
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OC DUALITY + TRAGEDY ROLE
i was tagged by @risingsh0t @morvaris @devilbrakers to take this quiz and by @indorilnerevarine and @girlbosselrond to take this other quiz for my ocs. thank you all soso much!!!
i'm super late to this and i'm sure these already made rounds so i'm tagging whoever wants to do this <3
— oc duality:
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god-hungry scientist and their abominable child
you stitched something together inside of yourself and gave it life with light from the sky and now it won't die it and you can't kill it because part of you loves it and you're not quite right in the head or the person you used to be but at the end of the day it's simply a beast of sadness. you crave the mercy you didn't get from your creators and so i'm telling you please forgive yourself. please hold the monster by the hand.
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bandmates with firecracker sexual chemistry
you are like shooting stars. you are misguided and magnetic and drawn to your loves without hesitation. something about you gulps down anything it finds. and you're fun, and you stick your tongue out to anyone, and we love you for it with kisses and pulls of the hair. you will be remembered in fascination and jealousy. you are unforgettable.
— tragedy role:
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misunderstood villain
prepare for an onslaught of both the most dehumanizing and hateful takes, and flood of thirst comments. you are chronically misunderstood. whether or not you're actually evil is debatable. you may be acting out for revenge, to defend someone you love, or even just to protect yourself. you're a pretty jaded person. you don't trust or even really like most people. maybe you did at one point. but that part of you is gone, and you don't go a single day without grieving it. you think a lot about what your life could have been. you're stuck in the past. you're angry and maybe you don't even want to be, but this is the only way you can see to survive. you're open, but less in a trusting way and more like a wound. you don't like to let people see you, but the hurt spills out of you before you can stop it. you're impulsive, even as you try hard to plan and prepare. maybe someday your side of the story will finally be heard. until then, you can convince yourself that being hated is safer anyway.
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tortured love interest
you're so hot. sorry about the horrors. you're the kind of person people immediately notice. whether you have a distinct style, are more outgoing, or are just plain beautiful, you make an impression. people usually feel the need to protect you, which probably frustrates you to no end. you're not weak! you're not fragile! you're not helpless! but the people in your life tend to disagree. maybe it's your lover, the protagonist, trying to keep you out of their own turmoil. maybe it's someone responsible for you in some way, keeping you away from your lover, while they head down an increasingly dark path. regardless, all you really want is a sense of autonomy! unfortunately, you're very likely to die before that happens. the audience will be so caught up in the grief your death causes the protagonist that they forget to grieve you as a person. you deserved better, but unfortunately this is not your story. maybe it should have been.
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dallonwrites · 1 year
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my sleep going back to its usual fuckery in the last days of my degree is gonna be my villain origin story
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sentofight · 2 years
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ooc. perhaps it is time i should try p/ersona 5 crossover in another eden sdlfkjsdlfkjs ok. i've been pushing it until i finish the t/ales ones but welp. i did finish one but still have not maxed y/uri and velvet. and the next one got the arise cast and i haven't played it yet. k me. so was considering c/rono cross but kid can wait a little bit haha. or not. will see if my phone wont flip on me for abusing it for a while.
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lilgynt · 1 year
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i want to blow up my coworkers BRAIN
#personal#they are so fucking annoying and can never not have the convo related to them#like one somebody was asking about my hair which relates to my dad#so i’m like yeah cut and dyed it to keep up with my dads care haha#and then they were talking about my last colors brown and red and this coworker who has red got brought in#and then they go into LENGTH about how they needed to bleach their hair after their birds death#they had the bird for like a week too#and then the death of a different pet and was just laying into it during a meeting#which should piss me off more like oh ur gonna steer a conversation about my dads health to ur fucking pets. kys#then rn i got an agressive called and got called a little shit and was going over it with my boss#and was explaining something and said if it’s looks off that might be me i mix up letters sometimes#and this fucker just CHIMES in like dyslexia is bitch! and so is the one for math or whatever the name is#and it’s like one wasn’t even talking to you two separate thing all together three#i’m not diagnosed with dyslexia but let’s say i have it stop fucking telling people other peoples disabilities#like they have done this MUTIPLE times just casually bringing up my autism or other shit and it’s like???? can i help you#stop mentioning this at my fucking work place#like i get ur disabilities are like cool trading cards and shit but any that i do happen to have are real facets of my life that maybe!#i don’t want shared at work!#and even that i could forgive but worst all#this coworker is so annoying. and cringe. walking 2013 mental health post on tumblr#they used to ask me for rides home too without even knowing me and i did it like twice before i had to cut that shit bc they just#started expecting it#anyway i hate them and i have to hear about their sister tried to kill them one more fucking weekend i’m getting touch with said sister to#finish the dam job
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daily-nicotine · 2 years
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felt like crying and a frend came over and brought icecream and mangoes
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switchytransboy · 2 years
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The way that a “certain” person/people on here were talking shit about you when you returned but you’re the most real and honest person i’ve seen on here lately is just horrible.
not even surprised lmao
it doesn’t phase me like, you’ll always be the bad guy in someone’s book and that’s life. you can’t help it but you can move on and be better from it.
i came back to floods of anons and dm’s and so on of people who remembered me from all my blogs of the past being so happy to see me again. those are the people i focus on <3
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chaos-mp3 · 8 months
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Rascal Flatts lied to us. Life is not a highway, it is a very, very long and painful death drop and i am plummeting to my inevitable demise
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chisungie · 9 months
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doublebattled · 1 year
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for the record the reason Hilbert in b2w2 wasn't straight up murdered and was instead only almost murdered was, presumably, because keeping him on ice (literally) was much more convenient than having to deal with reshiram hypothetically going berserk and wrecking shop. (given xae and I decided that fuck it plasma was going all in and trying to get the Full Dragon Combo.) Ghetsis is presumably smart enough to figure out that the dragons are, like, Intelligent and, like people, have Attachments that can be used to Manipulate Them.
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bittwitchy · 1 year
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what ppl seem to think dyslexia is: lol everythings inverted teehee
what dys actually is: numbers and letters look alike and mold together, specialty bookmarks so you can actually read a physical book without wanting to cry as much, vowels are villains bc they all look the same, physical pain from the way certain letters/fonts.m/numbers look, being called stupid eternally bc oh lol u cant do things like the normal folk do ig ur just useless to society then!
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