#HE CAN DO THE DIPS

[stevebabey]

im giving some steve thoughts here bcs I have no where else to go:

steve knows how to ballroom dance. his parents made him go to cotillion classes when he was in elementary/early middle school so that, when they had to take him to fancy business events, he would know the proper etiquette. he knows which tiny fork and tiny spoon to use for what dish, he knows what to say to certain people, and he knows how to lead someone in a dance.

he probably never mentions it, like ever, but he still remembers everything he learned in the class, because his parents, when they’re home, force him to use the previously mentioned tiny spoons and forks. it makes his parents feel more pride in their money, and more important.

but just think about the possibilities. steve knows how to ballroom dance and we are doing NOTHING with this information. i need a cinderella or sleeping beauty or any other fairytale that involves dancing au. or a time travel au. something!!! anything!!!

STEVE HARRINGTON KNOWS HOW TO BALLROOM DANCE

🤲 <- dats me gratefully accepting ur steve thoughts forever and always <3 nonnie u sent like 7 whole ass ideas i coulda unpacked and i had to painstakingly pick the first one cos that one ALONE had me going a bit rabid!!! ur brain is humongous btw all ur reasoning for it all made perfect sense i am KISSIN ur brain so hard

you 100% find by completely accident because there is no way steve would never tell you on his purpose that his parents put him through finishing school, giving him this completely strange set of skills- but you find out nonetheless :) you’re in his kitchen, sometime in morning, the sun just peeking in through the windows and setting a warm glow across the room. ur both a bit sleepy and mumbly and steve’s making coffee for you both, tinkering at one of the counters, and while u wait, you decide to turn up the radio when a song you rlly adore comes on >:) you shuffle over to behind him, wind your arms around his waist, and bury your face his shoulder blades— nd steve lets out a lil sigh of content, thinking you’re just back for more cuddles (even after the 7 billion he just gave you in bed, you’re insatiable) and just leans back, relaxing into you a bit— but then you’re shuffling back, tugging him with you by the waist and he’s like woah! and when he looks over his shoulder with this endeared loving grin, you’re like, ‘dance with me?’ and begin this silly little dance, a half-hearted sway that you pull him along to and steve’s laughing, unable to deny you.

he turns to face you properly and lets you arrange his arms so you’re clasping one of his hands and his other is curled on your waist, beginning to amble across the wooden floor to the tune of the song— it’s only when you start jokingly counting, moving in time with a little ‘one, two, three,’ does steve accidentally open his gob and let his secret fall out. ‘honey, that’s not how you- proper waltzing is more like—‘ and for a single second, he is completely swept up in leading you in the dance, the skill coming back easily, and for a moment, it’s so worth it seeing the awed expression on your face as he holds your waist firmer and turns you both effortlessly. but then- THEN you get this little coy smile and steve realises what he’s done - ‘steven otis harrington can you BALLROOM dance?’ ‘that’s not even my middle name’ ‘don’t avoid the question’

you roll in your teasing for a moment when he steps back, hands coming up to cover his face because steve hates this — he hates that it’s almost dorky to know how to do this (dorkier to enjoy it, like he does) hates that it’s proof of his parents wealth forced upon him, and shit, tommy used to give him a hard time for it, jeering and actually making fun of him— but that’s not you. you reach up and grab his wrists, egging his hands away from his face and as much as it does make u want to laugh just a bit, you push it away when you speak softly, ‘steve? c’mon, why are you hiding? it’s not embarrassing if you know how to dance’ and he lets you move his hands an inch, his embarrassed eyes peeking out from behind his fingers, ‘it’s humiliating actually, is what it is’ and you’ve gotta roll your eyes a bit because drama queen alert

‘nah,’ you say casually because it isn’t a big deal, ‘who told you that? probably some idiot like tommy who doesn’t know shit’ and since you actually hit the nail on the head with that one, it makes steve feel a little better because you KNOW him, you know what makes him feel small. he lets his hands slip away from his face and is granted a relieved smile from you, all adoring and you reach up to tuck his messy hair behind his ears. ‘baby, i am not gonna laugh at you for that, you just- you surprised me, okay? and maybe i’ll be just a little bit mad’ you pinch your fingers together in front of him, showing just a SLIVER of space between them, ‘that you KEPT this from me. like how many romantic slow dances have we missed? can you tango? can you do the dips?’ and without missing a beat, steve’s moving swiftly—arms circling your torso in all the correct positions, his feet moving to a stance as he leans and immediately dips you, drawing out a surprised yelp — your hands instinctively grab his shoulders to hold on and while your stomach swoops in surprise, after a moment, you realise he really does fuckin know what he’s doing cos you’re draped in his arms in a deep dip, not being dropped, and his face hovering just above yours. ‘yes,’ he murmurs, a familiar smirk gracing his pretty mouth. ‘i can do the dips,’ and then, well, if you kiss him a little more passionately than you have all morning because of that dip, that’s your own business

[ruporas]

happiness today and tomorrow (ID in alt)

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

[sysig]

Those wacky skeletons ♥ (Patreon)

[mattodore]

somehow managed to make matthias look even more bitchy

[samijey]

Hey... good luck!

[offkilterkeys]

i imagine you have a vault of unreleased content that you don't get around to posting for relatable reasons. if you do i humbly ask that you grace me with something. anything! close your eyes and pick a file? let fate decide. if you made it i'll like it, that's the point anyway

I’ve posted some panels or pieces of these but never the entire sequence on here I don’t think, so but this is one of the only substantial things I’d say I’ve kept in a vault.

I feel like compared to my newer stuff these look super rough, but they were really good practice.

These have pesterlogs that go with them but this post is already huge so eh. This was set to occur a couple hours after Caliborn’s masterpiece, so Roxy and Dirk are talking about Halquius’s heroic sacrifice/death. Davepeta and Dirk continue that line of conversation, while Roxy is pulled into an argument about self control as I bum everyone out by reminding them that Jasprose never actual stopped being an alcoholic.

[macksartblock]

There’s absolutely no proof in canon for this but I think it would be funny if Nicky was a multiclass Bard/Paladin

On another note I think Lark could’ve been such a fun Wild Magic Barbarian but that’s a personal preference

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Alastor feels more like Niffty's dad then Charlie's tbh

[rebelband]

the?

[epickiya722]

Yuji gets moments to shine AS HE SHOULD!! ✨

"Where's Yuta?!" BRO HAD TO DIP, THIS AIN'T ABOUT HIM!

"Don't get hyped for this chapter." Ooooh, someone is salty. Don't bring your bad energy here.

[friendlyneighborhoodplebeian]

Damian shouldn’t be a hero. Or at least not in the future when he’s all grown up. His whole story is that he’s this godlike being that’s learning to be human, which is in contrast with the rest of his family; humans become so much more and becoming godlike. While the rest of the Batfam abandons and leaves behind civilian life Damian is reaching out for it. They look for extraordinary, but he’s finally finding ordinary. And while I like him becoming Nightwing, becoming his own hero, or taking over the LoA and turning it around to be something more morally light, him not being any of those things brings me so much joy. Because I don’t think any of those things would make him truly happy and I think he deserves a happy ending. His whole story is him becoming a “real boy” and him not stepping away from the hero life feels like a betrayal of that.

[mattodore]

pay attention to theo’s beautiful face and not whatever matthias’s arm is doing... i liked the lighting more here than against the wall

[heich0e]

bff’s brother sukuna with a baby 😳

he already has a child (yuuji) and a baby (reader)

[jadewritesficshere]

18+ Only MDNI

Steve who loves every inch of you. Steve who kisses you silly and holds your hand during sex. Steve who makes sure to call you beautiful every day, because to him you are the most beautiful person he's ever seen and every day he falls more in love with you.

Steve who finds out you don't see yourself as beautiful, who thought you had brushed his compliments off because you were shy not because you didn't believe him. Steve who holds you as you cry over your insecurities. Steve who spends extra time kissing where you are most insecure, making sure to lather you with love. Steve who washes your mouth out with soap every time he hears you talk bad about yourself (it's supposed to be a punishment and he knows you would enjoy being spanked too much). Steve who makes you watch yourself in the mirror while he fucks you, so you can see how he loves you and how hot you are. Steve who buys a thesaurus to find synonyms for beautiful that he can call you. Steve who loves every inch of you and hopes that you can start to love every inch of yourself.

[moeblob]

I'm suffering Fates Brain Rot so I drew OCs? Logical!

Nytis (blondie) is a demon cleric who hates feeling any form of pain but lives to cause others pain (he does indeed see the irony of becoming a cleric). In order to help protect himself he forms a pact with Elnae (red gal) and she basically fights in his place if there is a threat of injury. She also does little errands like info-getting and sneaking around for him.

The thing is, while he can hurt others no problem and it's satisfying, he was granted the ability to heal others after he swore allegiance to a deity he holds no respect nor regard for. He honestly doesn't care about whatever gods exist. HOWEVER. As a demon, simply using holy magic actually hurts him so he's a pretty stingy healer and has a sword "just in case" he has to fight.

That said, he does actually have one thing he refuses to let go unpunished: a kid being injured/cursed. He might be a messed up demon but he draws the lines at letting kids suffer. When El asks about it and is like "haha what, did you have a bad childhood too, buddy?" he's like "???? How else would I end up like this? As a cleric? Hurting myself to heal? What the hell is wrong with you YES I had a bad childhood."