#HELL YESSSSSSSSSS

[sbeana]

i have always loved Norman Rockwells version of Rosie the Riveter far better than the original one by J Howard Miller. She looks so much more like the women working during World War 2, and the fact that her pose is based off of Michelangelo's David is so fun. like lets fucking go rosie. eat that ham sandwich

[monstermoviedean]

crowley punching lucifer in the face one of the top 10 sexiest things this show has ever done

[retrokid616]

KISS!

[sanguinine9]

check this out. da kitteys

ave mujica as beatcats!

[lesbianraskolnikov]

I love how frequent it is to see a bend in his nose drawn

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You’re getting married to the last fictional character you saved a pic of. Are you happy about this?

YESSSSSSSSSS

HELL NAW 😭

Eh....

*SOBBBBBBBBS*

They probably won’t show up...

Is this even legal???

NuAnCe 🤪

[joffyworld]

HAHAHEHEHEHHRHR PERFECT

Been playing a lot of cotl again and decided to draw some of the things that happened in my cult

I recently got Baal & Aym into my cult, Baal got the poet trait and he dropped this absolute poetical bomb on me

Narinder is ALWAYS the first to run to the drink bar

Overdramatised a moment from gameplay , I have the good die young trait and recently the fight pit and man I’m having a blast with it

[differentnerddiplomatopera]

incorrect Odydiopen quotes

Odysseus: I’m not casual, I will kill us both. Just a reminder.

Odysseus: What do you mean killing is not an act of devotion?

Odysseus: Gas? I lit that. Gate? I kept that. Girl? I boss that

Penelope: He couldn’t even if he tried.

Penelope: “I could fix him” actually my type of man is the one who commits atrocities in the name of love

Odysseus to Palamedes: if you ever disrespect me, and I was chill about that, your death day draws nigh.

Odysseus: forgive and forget? Hell no, resent and remember 

Penelope: When I go out in public, do people look at me like “omg that girl is so pretty and normal?”

Odysseus: Absolutely

Penelope: Good, the facade still works

Odysseus to Diomedes: Choke me sexually or lethally, I don’t have a preference 

Penelope: I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. Something to work on for next time.

Odysseus to Diomedes: it is not enough for you to simply be gay for us to build intimacy together; you must also beat me in a game of wits

Telemachus: Father, what is dad doing?

Diomedes: we’re making your dad do a mating dance to do something 

Telemachus: oh? What is he trying to do?

Diomedes: well he is-

Penelope: NOOOOO-NO-NO-NO NO

Diomedes:…..

Telemachus:……

Penelope: Baby I know you can be dense sometimes, so I gotta stop you

Odysseus: can I quit now?

Penelope: Once I heard Diomedes ask Odysseus if something was safe and Odysseus said probably.

Penelope: I have never moved from one room to the other so fast in my entire life.

Diomedes: I am so glad to sleep in an actual bed,

Penelope: (joking) what, were the tent’s that bad?

Diomedes: OMG, let me tell you. Odysseus used to set up alarm systems in our tent today to alert us of people’s presence. Athena forbid, I try to piss, and Odysseus tries to stab me.

Penelope: …

Diomedes: Yeah, the war with your husband was really fucking fun.

Penelope: (snickering)

Diomedes: Oh my- I’m leaving.

Penelope: (Cackling) wait no I’m sorry, come back! 

Young Penelope: I want two boyfriends, and I want the boyfriends to be boyfriends & and I want to be their girlfriend & and I want the boyfriends to take me out on little boyfriend dates where we’re all boyfriends and girlfriend.

Older Penelope: Fucking yessssssssss, let’s gooooooo!

Diomedes: you guys really ruined my plans to brood for the rest of my life and be angsty and sad.

Odysseus and Penelope: (kissing him) yOuR WeLcOMe!!

Odysseus: Penelope, when in the midst of the war, I laid with Diomedes.

Penelope: Boy, if you don’t spill the tea right the fuck now

Odysseus: Bitchhhhh, I got you

Penelope: I need details, be very descriptive 

Odysseus: Ok so, when he-

Penelope: Hey, you wanna bring things up to the bedroom?

Diomedes: Sure…what’s up there?

Odysseus: By the way did you bring protection?

Diomedes: *wielding his dagger* WHY WHAT’S UP THERE?!?

[allastoredeer]

Just had a hilarious thought.

Yes, Alastor is attracted to power. But his coming to that realization was not prompted by Lucifer or even Vox.

It was seeing Zestial!

Imagine: He first arrives in Hell, and he's still building up for his big reveal, and then sees Zestial putting on some impressive power display and was like: Oh.

Z was his first aesthetic crush. Thankfully a passing one, but it explains why he respects him so much.

It puts a whole new spin on his reaction to Zestial appearing in front of him on the street in Episode 3. Then his immediate order for the EggBois to shush, despite barely tolerating them before. "Shut up, he needs to think I'm cool."

Okay, okay, okay, I got, like, 3 messages side by side the other day (including this one), that involves Vox as well, and I've been super sick the last few days, so I read this in my migraine, dehydrated addled state and cooked up an entire backstory with Alastor and Vox, which includes Alastor's attraction to power (and his previous attraction to Zestial), and his falling out with Vox, and why they are what they are, and Velvette was in there somewhere, but now that I'm not longer sick I only have fragments of that glorious, complex, multi-faceted, super emotionally charged relationship, and I'm pretty sure most of it spawned from this.

That's all to say, I am so so SO fucking on board with Alastor's first crush being Zestial because when I watched episode three when it aired, and saw them interact, my first thought was "I ship it."

Literally, I shipped Alastor/Zestial before StaticRadio or AppleRadio. Alestial was my first Hazbin ship 😂 So this is just dasdfjlnsaklfjna YESSSSSSSSSS

"Shut up, he needs to think I'm cool." It's okay, Alastor. Zestial thinks your the coolest. Your the most entertaining Overlord on the block. He told me himself.

[anonmousegosqueak]

Today when the lesson was particularly boring my brain rewired some SoapGaz…

The whole 141 going at a Pub to get drinks, Gaz is one of the least strong against alcohol (still more than the average human though, that one is a giant with great metabolism, the problem is that he is against an old British person, a Scotsman, a mountain tall men and a Russian.

So he gets "a little tispy" while barely walking straight and when he gets back to base with Soap he bevomes like a coala. He grabs Soap's arm, drags him in bed with him and they both fall asleep (haha! You tought the shut was here? You fool! I'm a lover of slower even when it's barely a drabble!) So the next morning they can't look at each other in the eyes because… *points at situation* maybe they have fucked and don't remember, but neither of them remembers so it doesn't count. So the next time they go out for a drink (alone this time) Soap is the one that gets "tipsy" and gaz is the one who has to drag him back to base. But Soap is a horny drink, and Gaz is enough into it that he probably falls for his trap and they end up making out sloppy and then grind into each other because they are too drunk to have coherent and normal sex:)

Yessss

Yessssssssss

Chat, I need to stop writing fics. Creativity is dead, words are hard, I'm literally sobbing because I feel really bad about ignoring Boner's stuff but I just. Can't. WRITE. FICS. So have some ideas instead:3

First time? They're waking up in a panic. Cus like- "oh my God. Did we fuck last night? I mean I'm naked, you're naked- oh fuck we're doomed" ect, ect.

Not only are they both homosexuals with high levels of internalized homophobia (because I said so), they're also both not so subtly into each other. And while yes, they are both Sargents so it's slightly less bad, it's still not exactly *good* to fuck your coworker in almost any situation (unless y'all are porn stars, in which case it's pretty normal.)

So yeah, they uh- they end up avoiding each other for the next week. Talking about it like mature adults? Hah! Do you even know who these people are?

It ends up being pretty obvious that something is up. Even recruits can tell something is wrong, and those bunch are usually clueless. While they're still working together, perfectly professional on the field... Well that's kinda the issue, isn't it? Everyone with two eyes has seen how they pair up, the chaos they cause, the team they make. So for it to all suddenly stop?

But of course, the awkwardness fades.

That week without Price having to clean up after the shenanigans those two were pulling was nice, but it was just that. A week. Soon enough they were simply ignoring that night and pretending nothing happened.

Neither of them were really the type to hold a grudge after all.

So when the second night rolls around? >:3

Gaz is just a bit more sober this time, though probably still more drunk than he should be. Soap on the other hand? He'd just returned from an absolute shit-show of a mission, he needed to unwind. In this case, that means getting absolutely fucking pished.

And obviously, he's a horndog.

I'm talking openly grinding on Gaz in public, no filter, just filth. The one good part? His accent gets so thick when he's drunk that no one can understand anything he's saying.

Gaz is pretty drunk and therefore- into it.

So yeah, they stumble back (mostly after Price kicked them out of the bar for being too horny), and have a heated makeout sesh on Gaz's bed. They both pass out before anything serious can happen, but they do manage to cuddle throughout the night, even with Soap's tossing and turning.

The next morning... Well,

It turns out they might not have been drunk enough tbh. Why do I say that? Because they both *clearly* remember swapping spit. They could probably describe what the other man's lips felt like, and hell would they be fantasizing about it as well.

That's not the only difference though...

Because, when they wake up, Soap doesn't run off. Gaz doesn't kick him out. Neither of them speak for quite a bit, but neither of them break it off. They just bask in the warmth and comfort of each other.

They talk over breakfast.

And then they... "get distracted", and accidently burn the pancakes.

By the time they actually get back to the others, it's pretty clear something happened again. Not because of the stoney silence, but because of the warmth that now sits between them.

Aka: they actually talk about their feelings for once and everyone has a happy ending :)

[joffyworld]

Hehehehehe YESSSS THANK YOU STYCHU

So we know you're NariLamb relationship is toxic/complicated.... but can you say the same for your LeshyCat ? 👀 what is their dynamic pls tell me I'll give you money

The dynamic: cuties patooties

I drew that some time ago and I really can't remember if I posted it already or not"""

[roguelov]

So let me just put this out here. Sexually: Morpheus and an inexperienced partner. Like he would 100% be so here for it bc then HE gets to teach them, guide them, etc. like we all know he loves his power, but to be able to teach a partner something so intimate…

Lord have mercy😫🤚

YES YES HELL YESSSSSSSSSS

Dream leaned back in a chair in the confines of your shared bedroom. A dark silk robe was loosely tied around is waist exposing parts of his chest. The thin material, however, did little to hide his excitement. Kneeling before him, you tried not to stare at the bulge. You tried to put your mind at ease. Yet, nerves swirled faster and faster in your chest constricting you. Dream’s hand cupped your cheek, bringing your attention up. His thumb traced down your cheek and across your bottom lip. You instantly melted under his touch.

“If it becomes too much for you, tell me,” he whispered.

You nodded.

“Say it, love.”

Letting out a nervous shaky breath, you muttered, “If it becomes too much, say something.”

“Good,” he purred.

He slowly untied his robe. Your heart leapt up into your throat. His cock was inches from your face. His tips red and swollen, leaking precum. You squirmed, suddenly excited now by all of this.

“Do as you wish,” Dream said. “I will tell you if it is working or not.”

You nodded. Your hand slowly grabbed the base of his cock. Your eyes flickered up locking with Dream’s. He nodded, encouraging to keep going. Calming your nerves, you leaned in gently kissing his tip.

He hummed, a lovely deep rumble.

Thrilled by the sound, you peppered kisses all along his cock, enjoying the sweet soft sighs that fell from his lips.

“Keep going, you are doing wonderful,” he breathed out. Your soft lips were divine against him.

A smile curled on your lips at his praise. You licked your lips, then parted them as you began to take his tip into your mouth.

Dream groaned, tipping his head back.

You took him a bit further only to stop feeling your body resist. You wanted to gag and was ready to pull away about to end this whole endeavor. Maybe this was too much, maybe you were doing it wrong, maybe -

“Relax, my love.“

Your eyes jumped up, meeting his. Tears prickled in your eyes. He smiled softly and gently wiped them away.

“Take your time, we have all the time in the world.”

Dream would make sure you were cared for tonight, and he will happily reward you for all your efforts. He would show you his unwavering and unbreakable devotion to you.

[jumped-for-the-yaoi]

Jet.. as the local expert of Wemmro, do you have any songs that remind you of them.. for totally no reason.. :3

YESSSSSSSSSS HI CAKE i dooooo infact !!! there’s only a couple that I really feel like fit only because I’m Crazy about them but here u go,, ^_^

this song is so wemmro coded to me……. do we fw one-sided longing dynamics …… im too sleepy to go in depth but i think the lyrics are self explanatory enough

also this song ^_^ committing atrocities in the name of a guy who you only know by titles and reputation 💖 who may have also committed Worse atrocities 💖 typical wemmro behavior u knowg how it is

also death by glamour by toby fox gives hell au wemmro vibes imo but thats just me lol . team rocket ahh team

[groovyfandomhuman]

*gripping the edges of my chair* are you a fan of hell followed with us by author andrew j white

(i probably got their name wrong but shhh)

YESSSSSSSSSS OMG

[joffycourt]

:0 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i found some of my first ever doodles of the lamb when going thru my old tablet!!!! sighhh, wtf what a cutie.

[sundrop-writes]

Would you ever write of reader and Draco’s wedding night? (The arranged marriage one) ❤️

OH HELL YESSSSSSSSSS

this is something I have in my drafts. I have tons and tons and tons and tons of ideas for more stuff in this universe

I want to write a whole fic about how Draco and reader met and their dynamic during the summer they spent together leading up to when she first went to Hogwarts, and how they went from absolutely despising each other to slowly warming up to each other and the different events that transpired that I mentioned in Downhill - like Draco getting his Dark Mark

and I do really want to show their wedding and their wedding night (I have so many ideas for it). especially because I have ideas for how a traditional pureblood wedding ceremony and how it would be different from what we're used to seeing in Muggle weddings - especially because weddings are so different across different cultures around the world, so of course pureblood wizards who have been cut off from muggles would have their own style of weddings. and I wanna be really creative with how they get married and the traditions involved in the wedding

it's something I definitely want to do. it's just one thing on my long list of things I need to write lmao

like I have said before, I need a fucking secretary to organize when I write my fics. because I was also just thinking about the fact that I want to write Until Dawn fics, but the inspiration and vibes for those is better in winter time (someone please remind me to replay Until Dawn in the winter and write fics for it. please)

I need to get a secretary!!! lmao. anyway, this is definitely on my mind and definitely something I want to do, I just need to make time for it, and I need the inspiration to strike me so hard that I cannot function with anything else until I write it lmao