OLIVER I SWEAR TO GOD YOU CANNOT SAY THESE THINGS AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL????
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one of us will end up hurt, but you can call me starfucker
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underrated that the eras tour literally starts back up again in less than two weeks
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the way I was listening to lacy by Olivia Rodrigo and realised that ollie and lolita were each others lacy’s. both of them wanted the same thing but in the end neither succeeded
great.
ADD SALT TO THE WOUND, WHY DON'T YOU?
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local lesbian starts reading disintegration (12 dead 27 injured)
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chapter 2. of this audiobook. IS 41 MINUTES
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HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT DO I LOOK OUT TO YOU. DO I LOOK OUT TO YOU THAT WAS INSANE WTF. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh to be at some rugby game with your boyfriend who's a total fan, face painted and all, and he squeezes you into a jersey of some player you don't care to know, couldn't even find his number on the field because they're all just slamming themselves into each other with enough force to cause brain damage but then a big man with the number you've got on your front eventually comes up to the stands and your bf's losing it because finally, here comes his #1 player but his eyes are on you, and you alone.
he blows you off when you tell him that actually, you don't know who he is, you're just here because your bf is.
"don't care. you've my name on your back."
(fisting your jersey he tosses you to the guy below, who had been standing there with his arms stretched above him as if expectant. "ya can wear mine next week.")
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