#HEY…

[dogsstew]

I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR FACE BEFORE BUT YOU ARE DROP DEAD GORGEOUS HELLO?????

WHO ME?!?!?!

[kingclassthevermilionbird]

Li Shimin must be having the worst emotional whiplash ever like god damn

[bakedbananners]

*kicks my feet and twirls my hair*

(image description: screenshot from Rick Riordan’s recent blog post from 07/24/2022 that reads “and as an aside: some of you have asked about an adaptation of the Magnus Chase series. Thank you for the Norse Mythology love! We have had plenty of discussions about this, and there is certainly interest in bringing Magnus to the screen, but I have intentionally delayed making a deal for Magnus because we have so many other things in the works already. I want to get PJOTV up and running first. Then, if all goes well, I hope we can eventually get you a full berserker-level adaptation of the gang from the Hotel Valhalla!” end description)

[authcenter]

my partner always compares me to borzoi which is funny bc i suppose i do look like this

[tatioone]

thinking qi’ra thoughts…

[earthtooz]

also yes, for your information, i would ABSOLUTELY fight rin.

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

[girljeremystrong]

the mutuals would love that

[trans-rights-coastalmangoes]

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

[hjartasalt]

Asked for a doctor's note to show to the airport staff if necessary for an upcoming flight where I need to bring my T with me and they were like "yeah sure no problem" and then sent me a note that makes it sound like I will literally die if I go one day without my testosterone LMAO

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

hey since it's coming up again: no it's not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with "good riddance" or "hurry up I hate that app". I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don't like the UI or booktok or having to say "unalive" or how you think it's killing the very notion of attention spans. It's still bad. It's bad.

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

[bloodybellycomb]

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways