#HOW DO I GET RID OF IT

[aliendeity]

what the fuck has been up with the toxic slutch in the fucking cosmos lately. feels like a black hole looming over but in a majora’s mask moon kind of way, causing panic and anxiety and a looming sense of dread

[d94hxc]

Please oh my god I'm so desperate

Please someone explain to me what is happening

It fucking hurts me every time this happens

Holy shit please someone explain to me

Why the FUCK does youtube forget tha the spacebar pauses the video

Please oh my god I FUCKING NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THAT MAKES IT SO THAT 5 MINUTES OF THE VIDEO SITTING IDLE CAUSES YOUTUBE TO FORGET HOW TO PAUSE THE VIDEO WHEN I PRESS SPACE

I can be watching a video and space pauses it. The arrow keys alss turn the volume down

BUT DON'T FUCKING LOOK AWAY FOR more than 10 seconds without pressing the spacebar like i'm paranoid or anything, else the fucking site forgets that spacebar pauses and the arrow keys turn the volume down

Whoops, they just fucking scroll down now

fuck you

you can't pause the video

you can't turn the volume down

You have fucking EXTREME sound sensitivities, so FUCK YOU, WE'VE DESIGNED THIS SITE TO MAKE YOU SUFFER YOU PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK YOU AND DIE YOU FUCKING LOSER

P=EHSE i know I'm overrehctiag about this BUT

I'M SO FUCKING DESPERATE TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS STOP HAPPENING BECAUSE IT HURTS ME SO FUCKING MUCH

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[wiggity-wiggity-wack]

spamtoncore fr

they're getting really freaking annoying urgh

[kasskuri]

If you creative block hard enough, it may develop into its second phase, The Storyteller's Curse

[hughjanu5]

WHY IS MY ASS SO FAT!! LIKE ACTUALLY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A SKINNY TWINK WITH A GYATT SO FAT?!!??

[angabby-zzz]

trying to see if this will work.... but what the hell is this white box doing here. why did carrd update

[thefourthnorn]

HOW TF DO I GET RID OF THE PORNBOTS ON MY TAGS YOU'RE FOLLOWING PAGE???

They're tagging with tags I DO want to follow and not tagging any words that I could possibly use to block them.

How the hell do I get rid of them permanently? I Do. Not. Want. Them. In. My. Feed.

[silawastaken]

pathetic yearning season is IN im afraid

cool about it by boygenius on REPEAT

[mauls-fair-in-love-and-war]

Tumblr staff: *replaces the blog tab with a shitty shop tab*

Tumblr users collectively:

[kattmeithmath]

The myAI thing from snap is so creepy and invasive, how do I get this thing off my screen

we live in a capitalist fucking hellscape truly

[thatwolficorn]

Need Tumblr help again

I have Tumblr Live set to snooze (fuck Tumblr Live) but it's still there ;-;

Send help pls and ty

[roseofhybrids]

Guess who got jump scared by the One Piece clown

[hellfireattheendoftunnel]

Tumblr live is real??

I thought y’all where joking??

How do I get rid of it? I NEED HELP

[octobrushwizard]

how do I kill this guy

[seductive-snail]

NOOO I DONT WATCH ONE PIECE PLEASE GO AWAY

[mcrmadness]

Ummmmm Tumblr, what the hell is this and why is it on my dash???