#HP Police

[incorrect-marauders]

Muggle Police: What are your names? James: Don't tell them, Sirius. Muggle Police, writing: Sirius... James: Crap. Sirius: Nice going, James. Muggle Police: Sirius: Uh oh.

[eldritch-bf]

It is pretty funny of the (unreliable?) narrator to be telling the police after the fact “I was so afraid of Herbert West and his unnatural experiments which I was his indispensable assistant and also I lived with him for seventeen years”

[lorenzocarrera01]

It's been fun lately to read about that pair getting into adventures in the name of the law.

[tuttle-did-it]

First of all, Scotland, for passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act and trying to protect trans people, thank you. Thank you for treating us as humans, thank you for recognising our identities.

However....

fuck you JK Rowling. fuck your TERF rants that endanger our lives. fuck your Nazi attitudes.

fuck you Police Scotland for proving that you're fucks and will not take this law seriously, even when someone intentionally, repeatedly, maliciously and gleefully breaks this law in a very, very public forum.

fuck you Police Scotland for not only refusing to take action when someone is breaking this law intentionally, repeatedly, maliciously and gleefully, but also proving that 1) this new law will NOT be taken seriously by you 2) this tells every TERF and Tory out there that the law is NOT valid, and that the law does NOT include queer people, specifically in this case Trans people; and 3) this tells every queer/Trans/enby/multi-sex/hermaphrodite person that we are NOT actually protected as this new law promises, and you can and will continue abusing us and destroying our lives. Fucking thanks. Cos it wasn't obvious enough that every day gets more and more dangerous for us trans/enby people, so thanks for just making it clear to the fucking world that even when someone mocks this law openly, you don't fucking care because we are not fucking people. Got it. So fuck you Police Scotland, specifically, for doing NOTHING when someone blatantly flouts this law. Fuck every one of you ACAB fuckers.

fuck everyone who still works with you, Rowling and still even speaks to you after knowing what you are.

fuck everyone who still buys anything related to the Harry Potter franchise knowing the money is going into the pocket of someone like this. Because she sends that money back out to fucking Anti-Trans orgs that hurt us.

fuck you HP fans who plan to watch her new tv show. You cannot be a fan of a massive transphobe trying to destroy us, and an ally at the same time. so fuck you.

fuck harry potter fans who wear HP merchandise stuff knowing what she has said and done, yes I don't care if you bought it before she said it, fuck you because you know exactly what she represents. Not apologising. Yeah, I'm totally judging you if you're wearing HP merch, even if especially if you're queer. I don't care how much HP meant to you as a child. I don't care about fucking nostalgia. I care about the Trans lives that are in danger every day because of monsters like this fucking woman.

fuck you Rishi Sunak for backing and legitimising this horrible woman and her bigotry.

fuck you British politics, fuck you Tories. Fuck you all for destroying this country and making every day more dangerous for Queer people.

fuck you CEO David Zaslav. fuck you Warner Bros. for being willing and happy to work with this fucking woman for her fucking franchise so she can continue to fucking make millions and fucking fund anti-trans orgs.

fuck every single one of who who protects, excuses and funds this fucking behaviour. And fuck every one of you who doesn't give a fuck at everything that is happening.

fuck these fucking fucks. fuck you TERFs and transphobes and fuck every single one of you fucking fucks.

Thank you for trying, Scotland. Thank you.

But please explain to the fucking POLICE and the fucking evil POLITICIANS that this new law means we are legally recognised as protected under the Scottish Hate Crime Act, so they all need to stop fucking about and treat it seriously.

and the fucking PRIME FUCKING MINISTER fucking backing this fucking TERF. I'm not surprised, just angry.

This is on you. so, fuck you if you are supporting these fuckery fucking fucks.

As is EVERY SINGLE FUCKING INCIDENT a trans person has in this fucking country. Every time someone fucking deadnames us, every time someone intentionally misgenders us, every time someone threatens our safety, every time someone fucking assaults us? every single incident is on your fucking head, you fucking fucks.

[sunnibits]

just saw a bad and annoying dw take (rlly weird jackbashing) and naturally I went to instantly block them bc I will block people for anything (anddd secretly bc I like to check their vibes to validate my blocking) only to IMMEDIATELY see that they are a h*rry p*tter poster. I swear literally every time I get bad vibes off of a post and go to check ops blog there’s always something shitty about them, I’m simply always correct

[infriga]

the obsession yall have with jk rowling is unmatched for real, she does not give a fuck

Mentioning her on my blog 1 (one) time in like 3 years counts as obsessed apparently lmao. The salt is real.

Normally I wouldn't bother replying, but I wanted to use this opportunity to make a public service announcement: Terfs can get the fuck off my blog cause I ain't sympathetic to you and all your alt-right neo-nazi friends. Y'all are garbage, stay mad.

[fanfic-lover-girl]

Just because character A is morally better than character B it does not mean I am obligated to like character A more than B

It's something I keep noticing in Tumblr discourse. For example, I see various posts and comments about how problematic/strange/stupid it is for someone to like Draco but hate Ron. And of course the usual reasons are classism and Tom Felton being hot. Because everything always boils down to Tom Felton being hot🙄

When I was studying econ in high school and college, we learnt all these theories all based on the assumption that humans are rational creatures...when that's not the case. It may be more rational to like to like 'Weasley is our king' Ron over 'Malferret' Draco. If I had to pick a husband between the two, I would certainly go for the Ron type despite liking Draco more (Hermione did not deserve a guy like Ron who literally put his life before hers). But why does my character preference have to be rational? Rational based on whose standards? Isn't fandom about having fun??

Also, this claim assumes that heroes should automatically be loved more than villains or antagonists which I find puritanical. I generally prefer antagonists, redeemed heroes, anti heroes or heroes with tragic backstories because I find their stories more interesting. So I will always love Zuko > Aang, Anakin > Luke, Jason/Damian > Tim/Dick or Batman > Superman. Especially when the story has the tendency to overlook the hero's flaws like HP constantly does.

Just because Ron is a hero and Draco is an antagonist, Ron is not entitled to more fans. It's not automatically hypocritical to love a villain/antagonist and hate the hero. People like characters for different reasons. And it's understandable that an antagonist's questionable behaviour would be acceptable for them but would cause the hero character to be bashed more. Because we have higher expectations for heroes. Which is why sometimes villains can be more dynamic and fun to watch because the writers don't have to worry about them being morally upright (people have said Batman's rogue gallery is more interesting than Batman). At least that's my view. For example, if the Malfoys call Hermione a mudblood, I just shrug and shake my head because I know they are pureblood bigots. But if Hermione calls Firenze a horse, you best believe I am bashing her. And viciously at that. Especially when she is sold to me as the best female role model ever for little girls 😒. According to JKR, females should be like Hermione...I'll pass on that.

TLDR: I don't see what's wrong with hating Ron but liking Draco. They are fictional characters and you shouldn't expect people's preferences to be positively correlated with a character's morality.

[starlightomatic]

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[number-one-herc-simp]

No longer allowed to comment on Tik Tok because I kept commenting “supporting jk Rowling makes you a transphobe” under every hogwarts legacy video I saw

[nightmarist]

any media with satanic elements when they've slowburned the plotline and FINALLy make a reference to the number 6

[abonent-nedostupen-navsegda]

Character: handsome, smart, mysterious, dark, charismatic, hot

I'm watching the show for him

Creators: He's a villain, he can be defeated

Me:

[seiya-starsniper]

My dyslexic ass read "Harmonies" (title of the fic) as "Hermione" and I was about to unfollow :( am dumb

Pfffft anon this made me giggle. First off, you're not dumb at all for misreading anything, especially if you're dyslexic. I misread things all the time and I have nothing to blame except myself. Don't beat yourself up about it.

Second, I promise you'll never see any HP content from me, that franchise is dead to me lmao.

[keyoflorelei]

Some of y’all really need to learn that LGBTQ+ rights did not come about by politely and respectfully asking to please not kill us mr oppressor sir :(

The sooner y’all learn that Pride was a riot, the better

[innerstar-u]

AGxHP q*idditch uniforms leaked on Indigo's site

If you want to see them you can see them there.

*sighs*

[siriwesen]

Fun things to do: sell your HP related things and Donate the money to a trans supportive charity.

Or if you're trans or know a trans person, give them the money or buy them or yourself something gender affirming.

[ettadunham]

i just had a pvp dnd battle where our paladin was literally trying to murder my barbarian who just wanted their greataxe back, absolutely wild shit, 10/10