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soundlessdragon · 9 months ago

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

#husband

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brightlotusmoon · 6 months ago

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#my husband's brother in his group home

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rockspider556 · 3 months ago

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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propussyslayer · 3 months ago

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#ao3feed #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #ao3 #steddie #jily #wolfstar #good omens #ineffable husbands #sterek #klance #hannigram #rhaenicent #caitvi #timebomb #drarry #ronmione #jayvik

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danielhowell · 6 months ago

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

#dan and phil #good omens #phan #ineffable husbands

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mamatater · 1 year ago

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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS #and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it #b

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mod2amaryllis · 6 months ago

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i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

#m2a #i reek of bisexuality so hard that multiple people have said we have bi couple energy #and I'm always like you don't understand. i have never met a more heterosexual human than my husband.#he's perfect.

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enabuns · 15 days ago

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This is now my new favorite best friend duo

#good omens fanart #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #freddie mercury

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guzhufuren · 2 months ago

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jesus christ i'm so stressed for him

#he's GAY!!!!!! he's looking for his stay at home HUSBAND!!!!#queer planet #queer planet 2024 #mine #scrunchy little face expression really makes this 😭

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ameba-from-space · 9 months ago

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#It's about seeing that just because im queer does not mean i have to died like a dog on the streets #just the thought of queer people being allowed to exist long enough to grow old makes me wanna cry #gonna put my ships on blast do not judge me #kakairu #Innefable husbands #mchanzo #erasermic #wrightworth #superbat #aladarius #queer #lgbt

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starlight-bread-blog · 1 year ago

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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

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luxury-nightmare · 4 months ago

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Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

#epic the musical #Odysseus: I am not the man you fell in love with #Penelope: L + Ratio + Don’t tell me you’re not the same person + You're always my husband and I've been waiting

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za1ka · 4 months ago

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no idea about the context for this scene cuz I haven't watched s2 yet but I imagine this is exactly what happened :)

based on this Columbo gem:

#good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #good omens fanart #go fanart #angelcake

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palukoo · 3 months ago

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three hearts that beat as one | old hollywood throuples anyone???

#old hollywood #classic hollywood #my post #my edit #yes yes they are not all throuples there are some that are 4. but you get the point!!!#btw three hearts that beat as one is a legit tagline for design for living #okay okay so lets get into identifying things. song: 3 - britney spears. films in order of appearance:#design for living #design for living 1933 #the talk of the town #the talk of the town 1942 #the philadelphia story #the philadelphia story 1940 #singin in the rain #singin in the rain 1952 #too many husbands #too many husbands 1940 #fours a crowd #fours a crowd 1938 #its love im after #its love im after 1937 #my favorite wife #my favorite wife 1940 #you can tell the relative throuple-ness roughly by how much they are featured lol. okay now for my OWN sake i must tag some actors #miriam hopkins #jean arthur #cary grant #katharine hepburn #james stewart #olivia de havilland

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gojosluut · 1 month ago

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Turning around on your other side facing Satoru, you poke his muscular back with your index finger. Making his back arch a bit, as he turns his head around to look at you with a confused sleepy face.

“what was that for?” he rasps, sleep still lacing in his voice.

“can you lay on top of me..? like on my back..?” you whisper, your eyes peering up at his tired blue ones.

“…”

“…you want me to do what?” he asks sitting up more to get a better look at you. His face now outright confused.

“..I want you to lay on top of me!! like crush me with your body!” You whine, your hand now laced around his muscular bicep, gently shaking him from side to side.

Satoru sighs a small smirk on his lips. “fine, fine.. lay down on your stomach.” He says softly. You smile up at him before flipping onto your stomach, your face going into your soft pillow. laying in a pencil like position.

He turns over more lifting the covers up as he goes to his knees, before laying ontop of you. Laying his entire weight on your back, he nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck.

You sigh softly with content, feeling his entire weight on you. Turning your face slightly to the side having a lazily smile on your lips. “mm now i’m comfortable..” you mumble sleepily, all Satoru can do is chuckle lightly into the crook of your neck.

“why am I crushing you again?” He murmurs into your soft skin.

“becauseeee you’re like my personal heating pad for my period cramps,” you mumble out. As your eyes droop shut. Satoru sighs smiling, shaking his head lightly.

“weirdo..” he mumbles before drifting off back to sleep. with his body quite literally covering yours completely, your period cramps dissolving as his warmth and the pressure of his body soothing the pain entirely.

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