do you and hades dine in the forbidden mountains or in the underworld? do you ever visit mount olympus with him?
"We have spent many hours in each of our respective lairs, of course. As for Mount Olympus, I had the... pleasure of attending a Council of the Gods soirée."
Maleficent waves her hand over the orb atop her staff, and an image takes shape depicting the event.
"Behold."
In the image in the staff, Hades and Maleficent approached the golden gates of Mount Olympus where Hermes was escorting the guests in. Hephaestus and Aphrodite were waved in before Hermes laid eyes on Maleficent.
"Whoa, hey, the fairy goth-mother is too nutty, babe," Hermes remarked, "but you know Olympus's policy: no minions allowed."
"Minion?" Maleficent asked angrily.
"Let's get one thing straight here," Hades said as he got up in Hermes's face. "I work for HER! She is under NO circumstances MY minion. If ANYTHING, I am HER minion. But, hey, you invited ME, so I'm guessing that lil' policy of yours is a moot point. Malef is here as my plus one, which, last I checked, I'm still entitled to, 'kay?"
"Whoa, don't need to tell me twice, uh, just go on in," Hermes said as he flew out of the way.
"Yeah, I think we will," Hades said as he held out his arm.
Maleficent took his arm and glared daggers at Hermes as Hades escorted her into the Cloud Nine ballroom. Most of the other gods and goddesses were mingling and snacking already. None of them gave Hades and Maleficent much more than a passing glare, but Hades knew quite well that they were gossiping about him and his date behind their backs. Hades grabbed two glasses of nectar from Ganymede's serving tray and passed one to Maleficent.
"To parties where you hate everyone in attendance," Hades said, holding up his glass.
"To, at the very least, being invited to attend," Maleficent said as she clinked her glass against his.
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Hades: Nice to meet you, where you been?
Maleficent: I can show you incredible things
Hades: Magic,
Maleficent: madness,
Hades: heaven,
Maleficent: sin
Saw you there, and I thought
"Oh my God, look at that face
Hades: You look like my next mistake
Maleficent: Love's a game, wanna play?"
(They’re “dancing” on Kronk’s dance floor)
Hades: New money, suit and tie
Maleficent: I can read you like a magazine
Hades: Ain't it funny? Rumors fly
Maleficent: And I know you heard about me
Hades: So hey, let's be friends
Maleficent: I'm dying to see how this one ends
Hades: Grab your passport
Maleficent: and my hand
Hades: I can make the bad girls good for a weekend
Maleficent: So it's gonna be forever
Hades: Or it's gonna go down in flames
Maleficent: You can tell me when it's over
Hades: If the high was worth the pain
Maleficent: Got a long list of ex-lovers
Hades: And I know that you’re insane
Maleficent: 'Cause you know I love the players
Hades: And you love the game
(Kronk’s Tavern starts melting into the clearing. Maleficent and Hades’s face start merging with their younger counterparts)
Maleficent: 'Cause we were young and were reckless
Hades: And you took it way too far
Maleficent: And it left you breathless
Hades: You with a nasty scar
Maleficent: Got a long list of ex-lovers
Hades: I knew you were insane
Maleficent: I've got a blank space, baby
Hades: And I'll write your name
(Kronk’s Tavern disappears completely and they start wailing on each other)
Hades: Cherry lips,
Maleficent: crystal skies
Hades: Could’ve shown you incredible things
Maleficent: Stolen kisses,
Hades: pretty lies
Maleficent: “You're the Queen, baby, I'm your King”
Find out what you want
Be that guy for a month
Hades: Wait, the worst is yet to come
Maleficent: Oh, no
(Hades drives Maleficent’s face into a tree and starts punching the back of her head in time to the music)
Hades: Screaming, crying, perfect storms
I will make all the tables turn
(Maleficent breaks free and starts attacking Hades with deadly plants)
Maleficent: Rose garden filled with thorns
(Hades zooms over and starts pulling Maleficent’s hair back by the roots as he strangled her)
Hades: Keep you second guessing like
"Oh my God, who is he?"
You get drunk on jealousy
Maleficent: And you'll come back each time you leave
'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed in a daydream
(Maleficent judo flips Hades over her head and tries to blast him with magic. But he rolls away, leaving his suit jacket behind, gets up, completely shirtless, and blasts magic back at her in return)
Maleficent: So it's gonna be forever
Hades: Or it's gonna go down in flames
Maleficent: I will tell you when it's over
Hades: If your high was worth my pain
Maleficent: Got a long list of ex-lovers
Hades: We all know you’re insane
Maleficent: 'Cause you know I love the players
Hades: And you love the game
Maleficent: 'Cause we were young and were reckless
Hades: We'll take this way too far
Maleficent: And it left you breathless
Hades: You with a nasty scar
Maleficent: Got a long list of ex-lovers
Hades: We all know you’re insane
Maleficent: I've got a blank space, baby
Hades: And I'll write your name
(He brings out iron knives and starts throwing them at Maleficent in time to the music)
Hades: You only want love if it's torture
Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya
You only want love if it's torture
Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya
(They starts blasting magic at each other again)
Maleficent (getting desperate): So it's gonna be forever
Hades: Or it's gonna go down in flames
Maleficent: You can tell me when it's over
Hades: If your high was worth my pain
Maleficent: Got a long list of ex-lovers
Hades: We all know that you’re insane
Maleficent: 'Cause I know you love the players
Hades: And you loved the game
(They start fighting each other in hand to hand combat)
Maleficent: 'Cause we were young and we were reckless
Hades: You took it way too far
Maleficent: Oh I left you breathless
Hades: You with a nasty scar
Maleficent: Got a long list of ex-lovers
Hades: We all know that you’re insane
Maleficent: But I've got a blank space, baby
Hades (snapping Maleficent’s neck in half with his bare hands): And I'll write your name
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