#Handsome Jack x Rhys

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

LISTEN I AUDIBLY SCREAM EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR ART IT SO GOOD 😭 also could I possibly (pretty please) ask for A3 rhack for that drawing prompt thingy? 🥺

Aww, thank you so much!!! 😭😭😭 (love YOUR renders!) Sorry for the delay, It's been a busy week.

So two options as an apology for your waiting! A cute one (I think you like them cute?)

And "The death of a twink; the birth of a capitalist monster" one.

[teethz-z]

I hate it but i spent too long on it to not post it-

I gave up as well, hands are hard :(

[venolfy]

The biggest fan from whole Pandora

[iraha]

Не знаю, куди запостити, тому нехай хоч тут буде)) translation:

Jack: voice message

Rhys: I can't listen to it now, what happened?

Jack: voice message

[borderlands-ate-me]

Jekyll & Hyde - Confrontation, Rhack AI Cover but I was too lazy to tune it so nobody can take it seriously.

Troy Baker model: _zogii_

Handsome Jack model: thegreasygamer.

Edit/Mix: Admin

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Not me realising Rhack is literally just the

"What do you want to eat?"

Jack: The souls of the innocent

Rhys: A bagel.

Jack: NO!!

Rhys: Two bagels.

meme. ...still ship it anyway ngl to you all

[th3atr3phant0m]

Promises

Rhys had had a less than optimal past as far as dating experiences went. He hadn't always been the best judge of character and he'd paid because of it. Of course, Rhys had plenty of wonderful people in his life- his beloved best bro, Vaughn, and their mutual friends Sasha, Fiona, and Yvette. There were fantastic people in his life and his standards for how people should treat him had increased from allowing people to walk all over him like a doormat to actually demanding basic respect from those around him. He'd come a long way over the years and both he and Vaughn were incredibly proud of that. Still, that didn't negate the impact his past had had on his life. 

Rhys wasn't a complete moron- on some level, even back when he would accept any kind of horrible treatment from everyone around him with minimal complaint, he was aware that some of the things he dealt with from others were… extreme. He knew that some of the things he allowed to happen shouldn't happen. He knew that some things were too far. 

But he had been desperate and he had been stupid. 

Really, that stupidity and his warped perception of how his relationships with other people should work were what lead to Rhys ending up in the worst romantic relationship he had ever had: his revolting coworker Hugo Vasquez. 

Read the rest here!

[daddyanubi]

Next issue just in!

Baby girl made this month’s front cover too! 😚

Took a little artistic detour on his tattoo shh

[klaussicarus]

Welcome to the most self indulgent Alenoah crossover AU!!!

Tales From The Total Drama Borderlands.

Part 1/2/3

Obviously the main two have got to be Alejandro and Noah as Handsome Jack and Rhys! I originally just made these two as a one off silly edit, then I got the Brainworm TM.

Then Emma as Fiona, the more responsible older sister with a playful rivalry with Noah, and Kitty as Sasha, the younger sister who's honestly just here to have fun!

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

The Horror of Empathy, Part 1

After getting access to Rhys's subsystems Jack begins to hear echoes of his feelings. The first true touch for a man who actually believed he was Wanderer above the Sea of Fog.

Part 1 || Part 2

[the-cpu-system]

I miss them

[interoteme]

Updated my sheet :'P needed better references but yeahhh!!! Check it!!!! DM me!!

[sanzosin]

 they be 2 types of drunk and i LOVE them both!

[theemissuniverse]

“MY HAPPY PLACE” AUGUST X SUNSHINE! FEM!READER

A/N : I don’t think anyone is going to read this because tftbl is so underrated but I’m bored soooo

WARNINGS : nsfw headcanons, MDNI

You and August? Nobody would have ever guessed you two were a couple. No one would have even assumed you two were a couple.

The two of you, surprisingly, were together since you were thirteen. At first it was just silly kid love but now that the two of you were grown adults, it turned into something serious.

August wasn’t expecting himself to fall in love with someone like you given you two were complete opposites. But he was. Madly in love with you. Even if he had a hard time of showing it. He was.

You were also the only one that could put August in check. That was something other people realized quickly.

You were only person allowed to kiss August, hug him, show him compassion and sympathy. Otherwise he didn’t care about it for anyone else.

“Be nice.” You told your boyfriend. You two had successfully kidnapped Fiona, Rhys and the rest of their friends while trying to unlock a vault.

August scoffed, crossing his arms. “I am nice.”

“To me.”

“Yeah, because you’re the only one that deserves it.”

You giggled a little and leaned over to give him a kiss on the lips. August accepted the kiss and pulled you closer to him.

The ones you kidnapped? Were further in the room and looked in complete confusion and disgust. “How did they end up together?” Rhys asked distraught.

“Talk about opposites attract.” Fiona mumbled.

You pulled away from him and walked out of the room. August turned towards the group and he rolled his eyes, crossing his arms. “You people figure out a plan or what?”

“Do we have to suck your face too to get treated like a human being?” Sasha asked sarcastically.

August gave her a look full of disgust. “Don’t make me puke.”

SFW HEADCANONS

August is protective but doesn’t breathe down your back. He knows you can handle yourself and that you don’t need a babysitter. But if anything were to happen, he’d burn the whole world down.

He isn’t the biggest on PDA but doesn’t mind to kiss you in front of everyone or even slap your ass.

He doesn’t really get jealous because he knows you love him. He’s more so just moderately irritated when he sees a man flirt with you or have a crush on you.

Which brings him to Rhys. He can tell Rhys has a crush on you because well, he is a man, and he’ll just roll his eyes half the time he sees you interact with Rhys. He’s not worried though.

While he may not be jealous, you are the one that is despite you being the more level headed one in the relationship and will all the time make remarks about him with other women or even Sasha. This annoys him because he genuinely doesn’t like any other women and has to remind you that he’s the one in love with you.

At first it was hard to get him to break his walls down but once you break them down, he is non stop saying he loves you. It kind of freaks people out seeing him so lovey with you and at the next minute wanting to shoot everyone in the face.

August doesn’t ever let you sit in a seat and makes you sit on his lap all the time.

He loves when you play with his hair. It releases some stress he’s feeling.

He has a rule where you two can never go to bed mad or walk out the door mad. He has abandonment issues so even if you’re extremely mad at him, you are forced to sleep in the same bed as him. Also if you’re leaving and are mad, you still have to tell him you love him.

August rarely gets mad at you. Or even irritated with you but if he ever does, he just needs a little space.

With how handsome August is and him owning a bar, he gets a lot of women trying to flirt with him. A lot of the time he gets really disgusted and just rolls his eyes. He’ll tell them he’s taken before walking away.

You on the other hand get the worst out of it because there’s a lot of drunk men at his bar that are not afraid to flirt with you openly. When August sees how uncomfortable they’re making you or if they make physical contact with you, he kills them instantly.

Speaking of, while you know you have to kill to survive on Pandora and do it out of necessity, August some times just kills if someone pisses him off which you don’t like. He tries not to do it in front of you.

August always kisses you on your knuckles.

When August messes up in the relationship, it’s hard for him to say he’s sorry but he will say it. If that doesn’t work, he’ll shower you with gifts to the point where you stop giving him the silent treatment and actually talk to him.

NSFW HEADCANONS

August is the dominant one in the relationship. While he is submissive to you outside the relationship like getting you anything you want and wanting to do things for you, August takes complete control in the bedroom. He is never really submissive but he’ll let you get on top of him though.

He loves to eat you out and probably prefers giving to receiving. He just loves making you feel good.

August prefers your ass more to your chest. He just likes grabbing it and giving it a smack and it happens frequently.

He’ll talk you through it. All the time. He sees how much it makes you squirm and loves seeing you all wind up. He’ll always praise you. He’s not the one to really degrade in the bedroom but if you ask then he’ll do it.

August likes all the sex positions to be completely honest but if he had to pick one, it would be cow girl. As dominant as he is, he loves when you ride him and seeing your chest bounce up and down. He’ll mainly have to help you through because the pleasure is too much for you to keep up the pace. Seeing you struggle turns him on even more.

He isn’t really into hurting you in the bedroom but if you ask him, he’ll do it.

He loves when you beg to cum. Not that he ever denies you. You’re just so desperate to cum on him and it turns him on so much that he is ready to cum inside of you.

Considering you’re in a long term relationship with him, August just prefers cumming inside of you. He doesn’t mind if you get pregnant and actually wants kids. Also it’s just hotter to do it inside of you.

He loves eye contact. He forces you to look at him through out the entire time and if you cum without looking at him, then you have rounds until you do.

2 times out of 10, you have to initiate intimacy. August gets turned on just by looking at you and is always on the go to have sex so you’re never really the one to start it.

When he is feeling he wants you to take control, he doesn’t mind if you tied him up to the bed.

August has a lot of stamina so he’s willing to go a long time until you want to stop.

He can cum just by looking at your body but even when he cums too quick, he keeps going until you do. If he can’t get back up, he just settles to eating you out.

He loves thigh riding. He’d watch you cum on his thigh every day if he could.

He loves when you leave hickeys on his body. Not until does it feel good but it looks good on his body.

[toxicsludgeyaoi]

Toxic Sludge Yaoi Tournament: Rhack (Borderlands) Vs Dirkjake (Homestuck)

(Vote for whichever you like more.)

Propaganda under the cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.

Rhack propaganda

"Rhys idolized the man that Jack once was, and when he accidentally uploaded an AI of Jack into his own brain, and that Jack AI realized that Rhys idolizes him, he used that to his advantage to manipulate and exploit Rhys and made him betray all his friends. Also Jack had a whole plan to cut Rhys open and install a metal skeleton inside him so he could literally live inside and pilot his super sexy body."

Dirkjake propaganda

"they are the definition of autism to autism miscommunication. neither of them want to actually be in a relationship with each other yet they stay together. because they're all either of them has ever known."

"Dirk and Jake date for like five months and then they break up because Dirk was too clingly and Jake was too ignoring everyone. They break up while Jake is doing drugs and saying he's going to marry two of their other friends and have a million babies. They talk on screen one time in canon and it's them breaking up. Dirk also made a robot that beats up Jake."