emily: it’s never been more over than it is now
penny: what happened now?
henry: my mom fell asleep without telling her “goodnight”
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*Morgan and Reid babysitting JJ's kids*
Reid: I want one.
Morgan: Me too.
Morgan, looking around the house: There's no one here, why don't we take Henry?
Reid, nodding excitedly: And move to Iceland!
Morgan: I WAS KIDDING!
Reid, picking Henry up: I wasn't, LET'S GO!
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On 11 x 22
THIS IS NOT OK NONE OF THIS IS OK GUYS WTF I DONT LIKE THIS
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New WIP
You’d think being the son of a police detective and a BAU profiler, you would know better than to go out walking alone at night. But after a long day of school and dad being in a bad mood, a walk to cool off seemed appropriate. Afterall, it’s mentioned in like, every de-stressing talk the school gives around test time. So, that’s how he’s here. Standing on a bridge, just taking a deep breath. Just about to turn around……….. When the world goes dark.
Thoughts???????
It's gonna be a self insert but even so, I think it'll be enjoyable for other people too.
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Her angelic voice
Request: Yes/No
Warnings: None
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Authors Note:
The short drabble takes place during Season 4 and Episode 14. Henry's name is kept, male OC is the father.
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"I know, it's just lonely. Who am I now supposed to disturb at 3am after Henry has fallen asleep?" Jason joked, comfortably lying tucked into the king sized bed, their child next to him, resting his head on his chest. Their. Their child.
"Aw, you already miss me?" Her angelic voice teased back.
Laughing softly, he replied:
"Of course I do. I always do. Besides, you're on the other side of the country. I don't know what happens. Just. Just stay safe, All right? Come back in one piece?"
"I will. I'll be back sooner than you know; in one piece."
"Good. Beacuase both Henry and I miss you." He smiled, the line going dead and he finally could fall into slumber. He just needed to hear her voice.
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Overheard at the BAU
Derek: "It's a lot of responsibility, being everyone's older brother but someone's gotta do it."
Emily: "...You are younger than me, if anything you're my younger brother."
JJ: "Honey, you helped Henry break into the sweets cabinet because I don't trust you with the key."
Emily: "I used to be an international spy... How did my decisions lead to this?"
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Henry: what happens if you wait for Santa on Christmas and he sees you?
Emily: where do you think he gets the elves?
Henry:
Henry: *cries*
JJ: Seriously???
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HENRY: What’s that?
EMILY: *sipping an Oreo milkshake* It’s spicy, you won’t like it.
(From Twitter)
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Editing Jemily photos is the most fun thing in the world. I just made this I can't stop myself 😫
My pinterest:
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Overheard at the BAU
Emily and 4 year old Henry: /both dressed in ski masks/
JJ: "...What are you doing?"
Emily, exited: "We're on a mission to steal the neighbours' dog!"
JJ: "No you aren't"
Emily, stops smiling: "They say 'be gay, do crime' but they never mean it."
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