#Stealing dogs

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

Emily and 4 year old Henry: /both dressed in ski masks/

JJ: "...What are you doing?"

Emily, exited: "We're on a mission to steal the neighbours' dog!"

JJ: "No you aren't"

Emily, stops smiling: "They say 'be gay, do crime' but they never mean it."

[technically-human]

The infamous puppy debacle of '94

[sableeira]

And Dazai is like: omg how did he figure it out?!?!?!?

[dreamstobedreamt]

May 11th 2023

I was working on a camping and was playing with a little girl as we saw a blimp go down. I covered her eyes and watched as thr blimp did loop-de-loops in the sky and eventually crashed into the ground.

Then I jumped into a golfcart to find the crash site and the little girl drove. The camping was a maze off alleys and cottage's and eventually I found a little dog next to a bridge. I left it there.

Then we found the crash site but the only thing left was a propellor so we didnt call the cops. We tried to get out of the maze and eventually found our way back to the bridge. The little dog was still there so I picked it up and put it in my shirt to hide and warm up.

I went inside the entertainment building and saw the mascotte coming my way. He had an overly sexual furry head on and normal clothes. He started talking to me and went with me to the entertainment room where kids were playing. But he just kept on talking in his mascotte suit, something that is absolutely not allowed, so I left him before I could get fired for talking to him.

I took the little dog home with me and we kept it.

Oh yeah, somewhere I think before the blimp even went down the entertainmentbuilding was on fire.

[lotus-pear]

teen skk being a menace to society (and each other) is my fav flavor of them

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, cutting himself off in the middle of a live-stream: hey, babe. Stevie! How was the first day of school?

Steve: I asked a student during my epilepsy PowerPoint to stop talking over me and she called me an ‘annoying ass bitch.’

Eddie: Were you being a-

Steve: No.

[robinsleeping]

You don’t need context.

[oliviawhen]

Another little cousin painting. 🦆

[voidfound404]

Ah yes, the two favorites of the grey-eyed goddess.

[i-eat-mold]

Part 2/?? Of crossposting these idiots

[dovaldraws]

I have no explanation for this 4am sketch except my brain is slightly hazy and I’m a sucker for slightly bratty Tim Drake

[sabrinaacarpenters]

what do you mean scratch isn’t living with me and astarion. who the fuck is mindy

[kagoutiss]

din’s champion

[kiksniko]

it's coz you're always on that damn yaoi...

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok of an old home video with the caption “I AM THE MOST PATIENT MAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.”

The video was actually filmed in Gareth’s Mom’s garage after the band’s first world tour. In it, Gareth is filming Grant make shadow puppets while slightly off-camera, Steve and Eddie are having a conversation that they’re both too high to be having.

Grant is making his shadow dog’s mouth move along with Steve in the background like, “You want me to be someone’s boss? Like a capitalis- like my dad?? You wanna fuck my dad now, Eddie?”

Eddie, with the deepest sigh: Baby, I just think a service dog would be good for you. And you wouldn’t be its boss, you didn’t hire it

Steve: But it’s doing a job for me. It’s my employee then.

Eddie: You’re not paying him!

Steve: So, like a slave?!

Eddie: No. It’d be like… A service dog is like a friend. They help you out because they’re your friend. And dog is man’s best friend

Steve: Robin is my best friend!

Eddie: Oh my god

[lukashaa]

The bachelor slaying 💅

Based on this one photo from the olympics. Work