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blackandredandbloodanddead · 1 year

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Anyone else want some better ghost-focused media that isn’t horror or comedy? Idk I’m high as balls and a ghost alter so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Representation? I guess?

#Hey look I’m not dead #Hah funny considering my headspace self is a ghost

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cowardlykrow · 3 months

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“I let him die / Taking your advice”

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hijinxinprogress · 1 month

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The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)

The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least

so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’

Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun

like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)

this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’

they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that

#dc comics #justice league #ACAB!Billy Batson #dc captain marvel #Billy batson #billy batson says acab #Batman #dc cyborg #Victor stone #green lantern #Barry Allen #Hal Jordan #Whenever Billy gets the chance to cuss out cops he takes it like he’s cussing in ways that don’t even make sense in multiple languages #Like he doesn’t even care or notice that cap isn’t supposed to swear and it’s HIS rule #it doesn’t matter which speedster fucked up the timeline bc billy goes straight for Barry zero hesitation #‘I’d expect this from a cop’ ‘I was literally fucking dead are you serious??’#hal holding a newspaper: cap what did he even do #Billy trying to look like he didn’t fling a cop at several other cops earlier today: who’s to say ☺️#Barry: hey I’m not included in your cop thing right?? …cap?? Buddy??#Billy: 🙂 acab means you and that dumbass mf chase too #Hal remembering Greta ranting about a children’s cartoon at 3am: 🤨 bro the dog???#just imagine how much worse it gets if they figure out he’s in middle school #hal recalling everytime he’s invited cap to take shots and race around the watchtower: you’re fucking twelve?!#billy (who recently turned eleven) holding out Barry’s badge: no but he is #or even worse Billy showing up to his intervention props 😭 like he shows up with a miss piggy mask ‘I mean I can be’

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rowanoftheunknown · 2 months

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“I hope I’ll find all the pieces of my mind that fell out of my head over all those years, and that I’ll be able to put myself together again. I hope the echoes of pain will fade, and memories of sorrow will die, and that you’ll visit me here some day…”

“And I hope you have a happy ending of your own.”

#NICHE BALDURS GATE CHARACTER FANS COME GET YALL JUICE #I may be the only one getting juice but hey. yknow #obligatory if hope has one fan it is me if hope has no fans it means I am dead etc etc #hope bg3 #house of hope #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #I love her sm you don’t understand #she’s so silly (clinically insane) and she’s brave and beautiful and UGH. hope. my beloved.#hope my fucking beloved #anyways this took fucking forever #I’m not super happy with it but i AM done with it. so. yeah #I was gonna do a bg and stuff but like. I’m sleepy #so you just get the window #also I feel like the light coming through looks a bit shit but again. it’s done for now.#I’ve never tried to draw stained glass and when I tell you it was not fucking easy lol #oh it’s just like drawing regularly but with LESS DETAIL I thought like a smooth brained foool #INCORRECT #there was maths involved #anyyyyywho. all for now. enjoy. please enjoy. if this gets no notes I may cry. a little.

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imthursdaysyme · 1 year

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Sleepover shenanigans

#drawing #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckley #stobin #they were in her room arguing like old married couple #listen steve just doesn’t understand how she can’t do it bc he thinks she can do anything #he said what tf do you mean you don’t have abs and rob was like bestie I don’t work out they aren’t strong I’m a limo noodle #and he was like well girl get on that I don’t want you to die bc you didn’t keep your body healthy istg your worse than Henderson #and she was like HEY I do plenty of things such as ride my bike and he said ok then why are your thighs the size of my forearm #and he keeps yelling at her to use her core and she’s screaming at him that she’s trying #and he’s holding her leg #but we’ll rob flails and her heel whacked him in the eye so he feel back #hit the wall thought he was dead #dropped rob to the ground and shes cursing like an d man that had to get up from his chair #and she’s like why’d you drop me and he doesn’t respond so she looks over #and my man is out for the count with another black eye #she thinks she killed him and worries that after years of demogorgons and Russians the thing that kills Steve Harrington is #Robs sharp ass heel #she pushes him under the bed and covers him with blankets and then goes to sleep #except he wakes up at like 2am and she screams worse than when she saw a ud creature for the 1st time and whacks him back down and BAM #he is out again and now Robin is freaking out more bc omg she killed her platonic soulmate and he came back to life only for her to kill him #AGAIN #she wonders if she can be tried for double manslaughter on one man but how would they know? then rob realized she can’t testify bc #she’ll tell everything if she gets up on the stand and she won’t just be sentenced for life she’ll be sentence for TWO lives #but then she’s like omg I deserve two life sentences to honor Steve even though he wouldn’t be in jail she just assumes he goes with her #even her own prison sentence for his murder #the next time Steve wakes up he inches out and flips on her to tame her flailing limbs and she starts crying saying #I killed you twice but my love for you is so strong it brought you back a third time and steve is like you knocked me out shithead you didnt #murder me Jesus Christ and she’s like how do you k ow and he’s like omg how do I know

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leclercsbf · 9 months

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thank you for making me feel home.

#f1 #charlos #hey what does it mean when someone posts a slideshow of the race weekend on their instagram stories #hey what does it mean when the last slide is a photo of him and his teammate looking into each other’s eyes #hey what does it mean when a home is not a place but a person #hey what does it mean when singapore isn’t anywhere close to where you grew up but it’s where you first spoke to someone you hold dear #so now the place is as precious as the person is #hey what does it mean charles. what does it mean #i’m dying and i’m dead and i’ve died. don’t hit me up #singapore gp 23

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hawkeyeslaughter · 5 months

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i am a henry blake understander because i am also some lame middle aged husband i’m just stuck in silly girls body

#people luuvvv to tell me that i look like i’m an old soul . that i belong in the sixties or smth #like idk how well a queer with purple hair would go over there but yk what ! i appreciate the sentiment #i also love old things and dressing like peoples peepaw / mimi so . there’s that #anyways i actually am henry blake . hey guys i’m back from the dead #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mash 4077 #mashblr #henry blake #lgbt #lgbtq

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adrift-in-thyme · 8 months

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First has long hair in my au (cause REASONS) but every time I try imagining him with it the image in my head comes out looking like totk Link

#that’s not exactly a bad thing #but idk #totk link’s look is kinda…scruffy #and first is just more dignified #in my opinion #more like time looked with long hair I guess #just with bangs that are perpetually in his face #instead of anime bangs #but hey maybe after being dead for centuries he does look a little scruffy idk #trin rambles #first meets the chain au #this is what happens when I’m tired and bored #I contemplate what my blorbos look like with long locks

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mollysails · 2 months

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and if i went crazy and started translating and adapting the entirety of the beetlejuice musical to spanish, with changes to the jokes that would make sense within the pop culture…

what then

#i’ve already started and this is much harder than i thought it would be #I’ve almost got all of dead mom down #how the fuck am i supposed to adapt the charades during say my name if the name doesn’t make sense in Spanish 🧍‍♂️#also ready set not yet is a NIGHTMARE to translate holy shit #barbara’s entire fast verse is out the window #in fact the entire thing about pottery is out the window just because the ‘look at these jugs!’ joke gets lost in translation #i’m doing this to myself #i don’t even know why I’m doing this tbh #it’s not like i plan on putting it out there or anything #gotta feed the brainrot somehow i guess #just because I’m doing it doesn’t mean it’s good though LMAO #but hey I’m having fun #beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #i’m going insane #it just would work so well with our humour 😩

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benbamboozled · 2 years

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Man remember that time Talia tried to get Slade to think that he was Damian’s dad and Slade was like “Nuh-uh” and Talia was like “Ah, well. Nevertheless.”

And now it turns out they do have a (secret test tube) baby.

Oh except no ‘cause he’s dead (for now).

DC is fucking wild.

#is that one of those storylines we’re not supposed to talk about?#because I think it’s hilarious.#talia al ghul #slade wilson #damian wayne #i know at the end of the arc it was like ‘AND JUST SO EVERYONE KNOW’S Bruce Wayne IS Damian’s dad FOR REALSIES #but consider—no he isn’t.#i will forever go with ‘every batkid is a secret bio child of Bruce Wayne *except* Damian.’#Damian is obviously Jason’s kid.#especially now that they have added canon weird test tube fast growth nonsense.#look it would just be HILARIOUS and would make so many people SO ANGRY.#yes it doesn’t even make sense how all the batkids could be Bruce Wayne’s secret children.#i don’t care.#even Steph? yes her too.#‘it ruins the whole found family’ blah blah idc I’m in it for the comedy.#Damian would be so SPITTING mad that he wasn’t AT LEAST Dick’s bio-kid.#Damian: THE DEAD ONE?! I’M THE DEAD ONE’S CHILD???!!!!#Steph: Hey I died too!#(Jason: that’s no way to talk about your father young man now go to your room.)#(Damian: *RAGE*)#Steph would be just as indignant at being Bruce’s kid.#Steph: *jabbing her finger at Bruce* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!!#and yes it *would* be weird that Steph and Tim were together for—uh—a while.#Tim: *arms curled around his knees* it’s fine…it’s Luke and Leia…#Steph: *grabbing his shoulders and shaking him—spit flying from her mouth* TIM! LUKE AND LEIA DIDN’T FUCK!!!#Everyone present: *takes untold amounts of psychic damage*#(I actually think Jason would be really cute as Damian’s dad.)#(outside of everyone’s psychic damage.)#Bruce: oh it was a weird test tube thing right?#Jason: …

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skinreflectsthesun · 8 months

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#my coworker was reading on her kindle at work #and I just 👀👀👀👀#like hey whatcha…reading there #and she looks at me all sad and says my husband told me to read this book about archaeology #and so she’s currently suffering through that #and I just looked her dead in the eye and said #kindle is not meant for educational purposes #kindle is for smut and I don’t care what anyone says #the way her face lit up lmao #she was like oh thank god I agree totally but my husband told me to read something with intellect #and now we’re exchanging book recs #I told her I need a baseline for what to recommend to her #she said I promise you won’t scare me #I’m like alright just don’t judge me too harshly if I do lmao

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etincitalis · 2 years

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steddie au but it’s hey stephen steven by taylor swift except eddie wrote it when he first fell for steve and corroded coffin refuses to perform it except for the one recording they made of it because it’s way too sappy and embarrassing (eddie maintains that every word is true tho and he doesn’t regret it at all) and everyone makes fun of eddie for writing it because this is basically a country song where is the metal but then corroded coffin plays it at the steddie wedding and they are happy

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jess-abides · 11 months

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Someone pls come make dinner 🥲

#me #work is kicking my ass but at least I look cute #I had 6 calls today #have 6 tomorrow and 6 on Thursday 🥲🥲🥲#one of them on Thursday is the one I set with my boss so I can tell her exactly all the things I’m mad about rn #bc hey she’s begging for transparency and pretending something can’t be true unless she hears it directly #so I’ll be the one with the balls to say it to her face idc anymore lol #anyway I’m getting stoned and forgetting about work now it’s dead to me #until tomorrow morning 🥲🙃

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theauthor27 · 6 months

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Oh damn I haven’t made a single post today.

#Hey y’all just reminding you that I’m not dead #When I typed in he autocorrect suggested heterosexual #How dare it #look at me. look at me. i am the op now

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goldensunset · 6 months

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‘kieran changed a whole lot after he decided to mix up his look. his personality took a nose dive, but he looked darn cute… don’t you think?’ LACEY??? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

#ok i personally don’t mind his hair as i have said. but cute? CUTE??? look into his dead eyes.#he was adorable before. then he turned scary looking #there was no light in his eyes. there were bags under them. the most emo messed up ponytail ever #and even if you would call that cute. lacey confirmed victim of the ‘idc if he’s evil if he looks good’ mentality LOL #welp. add this to the mental chart #hey lacey there’s another boy in here who i would actually call genuinely cute. and his personality shines through it too #with an active crush on you #girl look elsewhere??? that’s two people now with bad taste in guys #i am the only one allowed to be in a toxic situationship with him that is MY meow meow #the sv dlc experience #sv dlc spoilers #this really just keeps getting better and better #also lacey just killed me in battle again but i’m used to the pain of losing by now

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bravevolunteer · 9 months

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i’ve talked about michael in the new narrative so much i genuinely forget he’s dead sometimes

#just sitting here going ‘oh yeah. he’s dead. like permanently.’#not even bc i don’t think it’s a banger ending . bc they took that and then threw it all into question anyway lmao #maybe i wouldnt forget if it didn’t seem like they’re going to make this my fucking problem again!!!!#hey he got one thing he wanted! a single W! … which i took away-#sorry michael i gotta toss you around every single update to the story like a barbie doll #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc

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