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Ask: A pirate's first kiss! 🤭💕

Anonymous asked:

Oooh great taste in questions already! I always love reading kissing headcanons myself, never made them before though :p

Pirate au as kidnapped depicted from @mega-punani ! Go check 'm out, there's cute skele pictures there too~

In this case, you and your skelle are both into eachother and you both kinda know it, but this is the first proper kiss on the lips! ...teeth?

Uuuuhhhh you're smoochin! Enjoy <3

Sans

First kiss huh? If he initiated it, it probably came paired with a pun. In fact, he would be making hundreds of kissing and relationship puns to try and help you catch on to what he's going for. When you finally realize he is asking for a kiss, he gauges your reaction, looking to see if you're up for it. You can be as shy about it as you want, with his judgement eye he can see right through it!  

"Well, if you insist~"

It's a very sweet kiss, and he has a dreamy, almost smug smile on his face afterwards, teasing you a little bit if you look very flustered. Don't be fooled though, the smug smile and teasing are there to hide his own bashfulnes. You don't need a devil fruit to realize it though, seeing as his entire face is bright blue: he absolutely adores you.

If you catch him off guard by initiating first and out of the blue, he buffers for a few seconds before blushing hard and hiding his eyes with his hat, not able to stop smiling all day. You can watch him trying and failing to come up with a pun about it the first minute after.

He'll probably find you at some point during the day to return the favour.

Papyrus

Oh dating manual my beloved...

So papyrus is casually suave and totally swept you off off your feet when your relationship was still completely platonic, but now that you both feel the romance growing... he gets kinda flustered lol. He has no idea of how much natural charisma he has, so now that he wants to impress you he sticks to the book... the Dating Manual!

He meticulously searches for the right place, time and circumstances to have a romantic first kiss to, which we all know means it's highly unlikely to happen anytime this year. He does, however, loudly proclaim romantic expressions of love to you when he deems the time to be right (or on accident) and he is always hiding the little book behind his back when you walk in on him reading it. It is very, very clear that he wants a kiss. Please save him.

If you want him to take initiative, you'll have to make it very clear you are expecting a kiss, *right now*. You read somewhere that uhhhh seeing two seagulls fight over a scrap of bread after having sailed north for at least two hours means a romantic kiss is bound to happen! Oh, if only something that romantic would happen to me...

There is a 30% chance he'll both take the hint and take the step, but when he finally does, well...

"Wowie...."

If you happen to kiss him somewhat out of the blue, he short-circuits- trembling a little and glowing pink and orange. Tell him he looks like a beautiful sunset and watch him flounder. Will excitedly tell Sans about the whole thing. Multiple times. (Sans is a very supportive bro and is very happy for him)

Blue

Your first kiss with Blue may have been a spontaneous, spur of the moment kinda thing, like many of your adventures with this man.

As he held u princess style in an epic rescue from something very dangerous (you slipped), you aimed to dramatically smooch him on the cheek as thanks. But then he angles his head in an unexpected way and oh my... 

He freezes, eyelights expanding, and slowly becomes completely blue. Before you can apologize, he starts running around the ship with you, holding you tight and loudly giggling as he is overtaken by excitement and glee. You are so sweet he is on an artificial sugar high!

Even if it's not a spur of the moment kiss, it will likely still be up to you, to some degree, to make the first move. It's not that Blue doesn't want to kiss you! Heavens no! It's just, well... He knows that he can miss the occasional social que and he doesn't wanna fuck this up by hurrying you or misreading your intentions, so he just flirts dramatically and hopes you take the hint to take initiative. Just for the first time though, after that he has a free pass and boy is he gonna use it.

The flirts are pretty forward, you can't miss em: things like kabedoning you and looking at you expectantly, or showing up with a rose in his mouth. Even if it doesn't lead to a kiss, he hopes it will make you laugh!

Stretch

With Stretch, it pretty much happened on accident.

You were sitting next to each other, your head against his shoulder, listening to him softly playing some tunes as the sun set on the sea. The boat was anchored, and the others were busy or tuckered out after the long day. It was just the two of you, the waves and a soft melody.

He looked to his right and found your face just- so close to him. You both just kinda studied each other for a while, lost in thought and completely at ease...

When did you start kissing?

His reaction to it is fireworks going off in his head, but definitely the kind that fitted the occasion.  He didn't even take the time to be embarrassed about it, instead just basking in the moment of having you so close.

Red

As flirtatious as this man is, he will pretty much never initiate the first kiss. He'll initiate after the initial kiss for sure, but he has a lot of respec juice and since he knows he's a bit much sometimes, he doesn't wanna overstep or pressure you into something you are not ready for. He's pretty used to being rejected for being crude so might as well let you come to him.

If you are having a rare tender moment, and you initiate a kiss from there... this man will be in the clouds for a few days: very distracted, uncaring even for his more interesting duties and sporting a huge dreamy grin which grows when you are in the same room with him. His brother is worried he's going to melt.

If, however, you decided to kiss him because you are sick of the teasing flirts he keeps throwing your way, he will be VERY smug about it. Also it will not actually stop his teasing flirts. But you do both get a kiss out of it so it may have been worth it.

Besides the tender moment, there is no way to surprise him with a kiss. He is always waiting for you to kiss him. Always ready for a kiss. Bring 'm in, those kisses! A huge simp, this one.

Edge

Edge does, occasionally, take a break. When most chores have been done, someone else takes the lead for a while or when the crew is simply having some down time, dear Edge gets to relax with some tea and a good book as well. And if it is at all possible, he shares these rare moments of downtime with you. 

He usually distracts himself from his crush on you by being busy, so now that he is sitting down and taking his time... he may actually be forced to confront his feelings, at least to himself. After heaving a heavy sigh, he steels his nerves and decides this should be the moment to kiss you. What other times will be as appropriate as this?

Edge takes the time to tilt your face towards him, looking you in he eyes and glancing at your lips... and that's where he reaches the edge of his courage. Luckily, you feel the same, and his set up makes it easy for you to simply close the small gap left to kiss him.  Edge remains quite red the entire evening, but he tries to keep it cool. Please think he's calm and collected and that he doesn't get desperately embarrassed and infatuated upon receiving a single wonderful kiss. He's cool! He's never been more collected!! Don't look at him like that!!!

Razz

Ah the tsundere. Let's see... Maybe after a long tiring day, when everyone save for you and him has finally gone to bed, you find him still buried deep in his maps, clearly trying to distract himself from everything that happened. You softly convince him that the quality of the map may suffer if he keeps going when this tired. You even hug him close and he lets you, just this once. You give him your first kiss to his forehead as he is in your arms. As he slowly turns purple you expect him to turn you away, yelling or mumbling something about you being a distraction. Instead, he simply grumbles something along the lines of "not even doing it properly if you're going to do it at all" as he smashes his face into yours. It's actually very nice, and you guys keep the sweet embrace and kisses up until you decide to leave his little mapping office and go to sleep. He seems well rested the next day, if a little purple, and the crew is blessed with some lovely weather after the heavy rains from the past few days.

He won't do much pda with you after, almost making it seem like he doesn't care, but he only shares this with you when no one can disturb you both.

Cash

May have been a little shit who tried to dare you into kissing him, or to make bets in which you'd have to kiss him if you lost (and he'd have to kiss you if he lost). He didn't expect you to actually accept his dare, especially if you have declined his dares before, but now he's sweating bullets: he likes having the excuse that it's just a joke or just to tease you, but now that you're standing in front of him expectantly he is once again forced to recognize that he genuinely really wants this... and he's so scared to fuck it up. He genuinely believes he doesn't deserve something like this.

He teases you again to divert his attention but you take that as a sign to just get this over with and kiss him. The kiss melts away any doubt he just had, and when you release him he's just kinda standing there, buffering.

You're kinda disappointed seeing no reaction from him. Maybe he did only mean it as a joke... but as you turn away to do literally anything else he finally loads back in and starts asking for increasingly dumb bets and dares trying to get another kiss. 

Bear

Bears first kiss, if given, was probably to calm you down. It was almost instinct: you were upset, and he was already swaying you side to side gently, waiting for the flow of tears to stop. He wants to help, to do more... so he lifts your chin and gives you a gentle but firm kiss on the forehead, as he remembers someone having done for him when he was younger, one of few sweet memories of days long past.

You look up at him with wide eyes, now still, and he notices the crying has slowed to a stop as you watch him in fascination. Neither of you remember who leaned in after that.  

Cinnamon 

Gosh he wants to kiss you. He wants to kiss you so badly!! But he is very nervous to initiate. Is it the right time? The right place? Do you feel the same? He thinks you do, you are always so sweet to him! You help him out when you can! And you are respectful of his boundaries- but oh please take initiative and put an end to his suffering!!

He'll make plan after plan to initiate, even asking Papyrus and Blue for help, only to chicken out for some reason. At some point the rest of the crew gets involved in trying to get this over with, so now if you don't initiate, the way your first kiss goes may depend on them:

Cash would trip Cinnamon into you repeatedly, Red locks you both into a room until you make out, and Razz just straight up tells you to get it over with so Cinnamon will stop nervously tapping his cane on his cabin roof.

How he reacts when you finally initiate depends on your intensity: if you are soft and sweet with him he is blushing hard but mostly just heart eyed, but if you are, *ahem*, intense with him, he pretty much faints in your arms, anime-comedy style. It's very cute ;)

Thank you for reading! If you enjoyed this and wish to send an ask as well, please read this post and maybe my pinned post as well! See ya around <3

[fattributes]

For this hypothetical, the drinks, plates, and dinnerware are already taken care of, and again, you're not allowed to turn up empty-handed.

Just like in real life, let's hope we won't choose to bring the same thing.

[gardening-guy]

did you make that dandelion jelly? if so, can you please describe the taste of it? I have no reference since its rare to see one where im from. thanks

aaaaa!! i haven't yet but i will be making it in 2 days from now! if you check back in, i'll try to describe it + share photos!

i have heard from others that it tastes similar to honey? but we will test that soon!!

thank you for asking and giving me the renewed motivation to cook dandelion jelly!

[rapidhighway]

salad...

[bil-daddy]

bildad behaviour

I have my ways of raising kids' temperatures (platonic)

[dinkyshrinks]

Hey you 💖 for the ask game: O - Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of?

Hello ! I pressed shuffle hoping I'd get something a bit easier ... And I got 劣等上等 by Giga. I'm not the kind of guy who thinks of a ship easily listening to any song... I don't want to say I lack the creativity to apply an OTP to this song. ...But maybe I don't ship anything that this song could apply to! So I gave up and pressed shuffle again.

And I got Donut Hole by ハチ/米津玄師. I swear I listen to music that's not Vocaloid and Enstars. My mind went to Sakura and Syaoran from Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles and it's been ages since I read that manga or watched the anime but there you have it!! Haha!

[strangerstilinski]

aly if I can be honest here I’m still thinking about how your banana bread turned out because you never updated us (unless I just missed it lol) and I was too scared to ask because I was like …. what if it’s a sore spot but it has weighed heavy on my mind and I must know !!! unless it is a sore spot, then you can just delete this

oh babe... ok... it was... a massive failure

but!!!! i am now chalking that particular failed endeavor up to my loaf pan being too large and not necessarily my abilities or my recipe. because honestly it tasted AMAZING but i baked that baby low and slow and it still burned on the outside but was totally raw in the middle 😤 (i also have a gas-powered stove/oven, so things do tend to cook much faster than i'm used to — i've always had electric until i moved into my current home)

And like... all of my apple bread, pumpkin bread, zucchini bread recipes turn out great when i muffin-ify them. i'm excellent at tiny breads ig? mostly i just really wanted to accomplish the loaf for the sake of doing it?? which is DUMB. and so we're killing that dream right now! muffins only for this gal (heh)

AND you've just reminded me i have three overly ripe bananas hanging in the kitchen just waiting for a final attempt... it's 2pm and I've got shit else to do today so...

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

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Boop!

The amount of work that went into this... fantastic.

[oops-its-a-fanwork]

✉️Ask box open!!✉️

Hi guys! I am opening the ask box for a little bit, as I am running out of things to do on the train lol. If you have a short prompt for me do let me know!

Please check my post about it first (link is also in my pinned post!), it'll let you know how to ask 'anonymously' and what I will and won't write :)

The askbox will be open until i have a certain nr of prompts, so i don't get overwhelmed. I'll let you guys know if/when it closes (and of course when it opens again after)!

Thank u all for being kind! 💚

[jaratedeguadalupe]

can you guys drop a tutorial on how to draw chest hair i'm 2 seconds away from succumbing to the darkness

[velourfrog]

Found this in my work’s pinterest board, I think one of the new people in the bread department found this. We have a new girl from Russia named Alvina, she’s so beautiful and has been a bread maker for 10 years if anyone has questions for her, I’ll try to make a list and have her answer them! She is new to English speaking, so please keep them simple or I’ll do my best to explain! (:

[ahogechef]

"Waaaaaugh,,, Kaede it's soooo hooooot." Cue Chihiro flopping inside her lab. Even his Nahobino powers can't save him from the scorching heat. "Do you got something sweet and refreshing to drink?" @doomedprotags

@doomedprotags !!!!

Kaede had the fans in full blast in her lab, with how hot it was, today. She wasn't even wearing her kimono jacket, simply the white t shirt she'd wear under it and pants. "Fwaaah, hot..." As she was studying some recipe cards, she looks towards her doors when seeing Chihiro flop in.

"Oh! Chi-kun!!" She's immediately running over to him with a cloth when seeing just how much he was sweating! "O-Oh my goodness, you're sweating up a storm!! Understandable, it is super hot today, isn't it! That's why I got the fans on full blast! Here, here: wipe your face with this while you cool off."

She helps dabs some beads of sweat off his forehead before handing it to him. At his question, a smile immediately lights up on her face as she clasps her hands together with a nod. "Hehe! I'm glad you asked! I was studying different recipes for iced drinks, and I juuust got done making a pitcher of citrus lemonade~! Let me get you some!"

Heading over to her fridge, she takes the pitcher out and pours some of the lemonade in a glass for him. She then puts an orange slice on the rim, and a small mint leaf on top to make it look extra nice! Then after adding a straw in them for him, she heads back over to him to give him the glass. "Here you go! A sweet and refreshing drink, juust for you! Hope you'll enjoy~!"

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[frnkiebby]

Idk this is such a frank thing 🫠 also I'm gonna send in more art of Frank n stuff:3

this is very much screams frank.

it’s also a vibe.

AND FUCK YEA MORE HOMEMADE FRIMAGES~🎃

(gotta tag one of the besties bc she’d love this shit and i’m too lazy rn to save this and send it to her @annkthatcher )

[bil-daddy]

Bildaddy, in light of the recent events,

MAY WE PARTY AND FEAST WITH OX & BROC RIBS??????

Yes, we may, kid. Yes, we may. WAHOO!

Have a Good Omens renewed for a third and final season (platonic) (celebratory) (wahoo)

[dinkyshrinks]

u gay as fuck

Only in theory... Unfortunately the guy behind the wheel (me) keeps making stupid decisions, and none of these outcomes are yaoiful at all