#Horimiya quotes

[charlat-anne]

[cleolus]

HoriMiya (1.09)

[horimiya-incorrect-quotes]

miyamura: hello...?

ishikawa: miyamura you were stabbed! do you remember anything?

miyamura: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

ishikawa: that wasn’t an ambulance. hori’s dad drove you

miyamura: but i heard sirens

yoshikawa: that was iura

iura: sorry, i got nervous

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Anime characters getting slapped

Inosuke Hashibira: *angry boar noises*

Naruto Uzumaki: *angry ninja noises*

Yuji Itadori: *angry sorcerer noises*

All Might: *angry superhero noises*

Denji: *angry chainsaws revving*

Asta: *angry noises, so not much different from normal Asta*

Kyouko Hori: “Harder.”

[phraseoscarsan]

[brain-wormz-2000]

[vulnerableagendaofdeath]

— Izumi Miyamura, from anime Horimiya

[matxuda]

Its the before and after ♡︎~

[tellmybodyidied]

[dianawayne]

*Diana hugs Bruce and buries her face on his chest*

Bruce: what is it?

Diana: i'm listening to your heart...

Bruce: what does it say?

Diana: how cold it is...

[arlmy07]

Random Anime Characters + Things My Friends Have Said

Aizawa: "I'm not built to 'have fun'."

Luffy: "I have long arms. Try me."

Saiki: "This is the dumbest conversation ever. I'm leaving."

Leon: "Haha sucks to suck."

Sugawara: "Stop taking everything so seriously. CaLm DoWn."

Sukuna: "Let's make a game where we like...kill people....But it's for fun..."

Miyamura: *narrating Hori's anger* "And behold there came from the heavens a torrent of blood and fire...in the form of a teenage girl."

Shinso: "My wifi died so I will too."

Zenitsu: *about Chuntaro* "You don’t know how much you’ve helped me. You don’t know much of anything, but that’s irrelevant. I love you little guy."

Oikawa: "Thank you, me, for being so wonderfully dramatic."

Isaac: "Before we get started, make sure you hit subscribe and smash that like button. 'Cause if you don't you could die. Like literally. Alright, who's ready to go collect souls?"

Ussop: *on being a pirate* "This is great and terrible at the same time..."

Hilda: "Oh don't worry, you won't get matched with anyone."

Bakugo: "That's only because we're not allowed to duke it out for the bigger serving..."

Eren: "Everyone is called to do something. Some...might be called...to take out the trash."

Sanji: "I have a picture in my wallet of just one person and it's a girl."

Sokka: "The point is that spaghetti raises the competition by like...100 percent."

Nendo: "Hey do you have your face?"

[lydianarts]

[horimiya-incorrect-quotes]

sengoku: can you not stand so close? you’re making me claustrophobic.

miyamura: what does claustrophobic mean

ishikawa: it means he’s afraid of santa claus

sengoku: no, it doesn’t.

miyamura: HO HO HO

ishikawa: STOP IT MIYAMURA YOURE SCARING HIM

[liliumsmangacaps]

[imightcryforgodsake]

[aeon-borealis]

What kind of anime do you think Alejandro would like?

I headcanon that Alejandro is a major romantic and sentimental type (he's just good at hiding it for the most part). So, I think he'd like romance series, romcoms, and slice of life. He'd have Horimiya on DVD and be able to quote the biggest lines from "Your Name."

The only exceptions from those genres are Death Note, Code Geass, and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. He won't admit it but he likes to think he could pull off some of Dio's wilder outfits.